#Mr. Zarko

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Duke's Monsterween: Scooby Doo The Movie

Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Xtra Where We Are Continuing Duke's Monsterween...

Where Yesterday On Duke Reviews, I Reviewed The Original Dracula, Starring Bela Lugosi But On Duke Reviews Xtra We're Going A Little Kid Friendly This Year By Reviewing Some Halloween Movies Done By Disney In An Effort To Somewhat Continue Our Look At Disney...

But...

We're Not Looking At Disney This Week, But Instead We're Going To Look At 3 Scooby Doo Movies This Week, Starting With Scooby Doo The Movie...

This Movie Sees Mystery Inc. Breaking Up After An Argument Between Fred (Played By Kanan Jarrus) Velma (Played By Hawkeye's Wife) And Daphne (Played By Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Leaving Scooby And Shaggy (Played By The Best Shaggy In The World) To Go Off On Their Own...

But Years Later When The Gang Is Invited By Theme Park Owner Emile Mondavarious (Played By Mr. Bean) To Investigate His Theme Park When People Start Acting Weird When They Leave The Park...

Will Mystery Inc Be Able To Put Aside Their Differences And Work Together For This Mystery?

Let's Find Out As We Watch Scooby Doo The Movie...

The Film Starts At The Wow-O Toy Factory Where The Gang Is Working On The Case Of The Luna Ghost...

(End At 2:51)

Once The Ghost Is Captured, We Get A...Pamela Anderson Cameo?...

No Offense, But Of All The Celebs I Would Rather See Have A Cameo In This Movie, Pamela Anderson Was Not One Of Them...

With The Ghost Revealed And Everyone Except Shaggy And Scooby Start Arguing As Fred As He Always Takes Credit For Velma's Plans While Daphne Is Just Tired Of Being Captured During Every Mystery...

This Leads Fred, Velma And Daphne To Quit Mystery Inc. Leaving Shaggy And Scooby To Go Off On Their Own...

Two Years Later, Shaggy And Scooby Are Asked By A Representative For Emile Mondavarious To Solve A Mystery At His Theme Park, Spooky Island, But Not Interested In Going To Anyplace With The Word "Spooky" In It, They Initially Refuse...

But When The Guy Says That There's An All You Can Eat Clause In Their Deal, Scooby And Shaggy Change Their Minds And Are On Board...

Going To The Airport, Shaggy Finds Out That Fred (Who Has A New Book Out) Velma (Who Works At NASA) And Daphne (Who Has Become A Black Belt)

Because It's Sarah Michelle Gellar And We Have To Make Use Of Her Skills On Buffy In Someway...

Have Also Been Asked To Go To Spooky Island As Well By Mondavarious...

But Only Seeing Shaggy, Velma Wonders "Where's Scooby?" Which Leads To Scooby Entering Disguised As A Woman As They Don't Let Big Dogs On The Plane...

But As Velma Starts Arguing With Fred And Daphne Again, Shaggy Tries To Play Mediator And Try To Make Them Realize How Great It Would Be If They Teamed Up Again...

Daphne's On Board But Only If Fred And Velma Are In, Which They're Not...

Once On Board The Plane, Shaggy Falls Head Over Heals For A Girl Who Likes Scooby Snacks Also Named Mary Jane (Played By Isla Fisher, Or As She's Called Nowadays Mrs. Borat)

And Yes, I Know Mary Jane Is Another Word For Marijuana, But To Me, It Is Just A Name, Let It Go!

But Unfortunately She's Allergic To Dogs So Shaggy Has Scooby Go Spend Time With Fred And Velma While Shaggy Gets To Know Mary Jane A Little More, But When Scooby Sees A Cat, He Starts Barking And Chasing It All Over The Plane...

With The Gang Arriving On Spooky Island, They Meet Emile Mondavarious, Who Notices A Slight Change In The Teens That Leave Spooky Island, Believing That It's A Magic Spell And They Definitely Notice A Change...

The Type That Causes Your Pants To Poop...

With Mondavarious Very Terrified And Scared For The People That Come To The Island, They Decide To Help Only Fred, Velma And Daphne Go Off On Their Own...

Later That Night, Velma Catches A Stage Show Hosted By A Man Named N'Goo Tauna And His Partner Zarkos, Who Tell A Story Saying That The Island Was Once Home To Creatures, Who Lived Undisturbed On The Island..

But When Mondavarious Built Spooky Island, He Antagonized The Creatures And Have Since Been Plotting Their Revenge...

Meanwhile, Shaggy Is Out On His First Date With Mary Jane, While Scooby Gets A Phone Call Saying That Someone Has Hamburgers For Him All He Has To Do Is Go Into The Dark Shadowy Part Of The Forest Where No One Can See Him...

Seriously? Did You Honestly Think Scooby Was Going To Give Up Hamburgers Even If It Was A Scary Voice On The Phone Who Told Him To Go To A Scary Place To Get Them?

Hell, No!...

But Unfortunately When Scooby Gets There, He Discovers That The Hamburgers Are Fakes And That There Was A Monster Waiting For Him...

He Tells Shaggy And Mary Jane About The Monster, But All They See Is A Guy In A Costume...

But As That Happens, Daphne Take With A Resident On The Island, A Voodoo Man, Who Warns Daphne To Get Off The Island And Stay Away From The Castle On The Top Of The Hill...

Despite Coming Up With Various Stupid Theories On What Might Be Up There, Daphne Gets Shaggy And Scooby To Help Her, Despite Refusing At First Because It's A Spooky Castle...

Joined By Fred (Who Followed Weird Footprints Up To The Castle) And Velma (Who Thought It Was The Most Obvious Place To Hatch An Evil Plan) They All Decide To Split Up And Search For Clues With Daphne Staying Where She Is, Scooby And Shaggy Going In Search Of Food...

And Fred And Velma Searching Other Parts Of The Castle...

But Someone Activates The Ride And Causes All Hell To Break Loose!...

(Start At 0:11, End At 2:15)

With The Ride Shut Down, Velma Finds The Secret Access Panel That Opens The Secret Room, Leading Her And Fred To Discover What Looks To Be A School For A Secret Cult...

Which Means It Could Only Be One Person...Granny Goodness!

Ok, It's Not Granny But It Could Have Been...

Meanwhile, Daphne Comes Across A Golden Pyramid That Was Left Alone In The Middle Of A Room, So, She Decides To Grab It, But Turns Out That...

Luckily Though Daphne Manage To Escape Before The Trap Fully Activates...

But As That Happens, Shaggy And Scooby Discover A TV Studio Where...Well...See For Yourself...

(End At 1:11)

With Alarms Going Off, The Gang Reunites And Quickly Fills Each Other In On What They Found Before Having To Hide From Henchmen Headed Their Way, One Of Them Being Zarkos, N'Goo Tauna's Right Hand Man..

Eventually Managing To Escape, They Head Back To The Spooky Island Hotel So They Can Fill Mondavarious In On The Clues And Their 3 Suspects Which Include N'Goo Tauna, The Voodoo Man And Mondavarious Himself (But Only Because He Freaks Fred Out)

While Daphne Researches Cults On The Net, Velma Looks At The Mysterious Pyramid She Discovers That There Is More To It Than Meets The Eye.,,

Talking With A Boy She Met Earlier, Velma Tells Him That She Believes That It's Called The Daemon Ritus (After Hearing A Guard Mention That Name While The Gang Was Hiding)...

And That It Describes An Old Race Of Creatures Through It's Inscriptions That Are Reminiscent Of Ancient Pandaemonous Texts Which Explain A Sort Of Ritual...

Eventually Velma Starts Reminiscing About The Past Which Leads To A Flashback About The Old Days Where We See Everyone And I Do Mean...Everyone...

Ok, I've Dreaded Coming To This Moment, But Obviously I Have No Choice Especially Since Since Some People Tend To Complain About This Character, Let's Talk About Scrappy Doo...

First Off, I Would Like To State That I Love The Character Of Scrappy Doo, I Think He Is Very Cute, Is One Of The More Memorable Hanna-Barbera Characters And Sidekicks And Is Not As Annoying As Everyone I've Heard Talk About This Character Believes Him To Be...

The Sad Thing However Is That This Movie Does Not Play To Those Good Traits...

They Make Scrappy An Asshole And A Complete Egomaniac

And I'm Sorry But I'm On The Side Of Mystery Inc, That Brat Needs To Be Taught A Lesson! Maybe Not As Extreme As Leaving Him On The Side Of The Road But Still..

Anyway, As Velma And Her Possible Love Interest With No Name Laugh At Scrappy's Expense...

Scooby Sees One Of The Monsters And Starts Panicking, This Leads Fred To Berate Him Before Telling Everyone That There's No Such Things As Ghosts Before Being Proven Wrong, 2 Seconds After Saying That..

Monsters Scour The Entire Hotel Kidnapping Nearly Half Of The People There, Including Fred, Velma, Her Unnamed Love Interest And Mr. Mondavarious, With Shaggy, Scooby,Daphne And Mary Jane Escaping Before The Monsters Got Them...

They Follow Them To The Area Where N'Goo Tauna Had His Show But Their Path Ends Up Blocked By A Stone Slab, This Leads Mary Jane To Call The Coast Guard But They're No Help As 2 Of Them Are Monsters...

This Movie Is Quickly Becoming Body Snatchers 2...

The Next Morning Everything Seems Back To Normal With The Hotel Repaired And Nearly Everyone Completely Back (Though Not As They Once Were)

Deciding To Split Up, Mary Jane Goes To Find Her Friends While Daphne, Shaggy And Scooby Look Around...

As Daphne Has An Encounter With Sugar Ray...

Not The Boxer, The Band!

Shaggy And Scooby Find Fred Only To Discover That Everyone On The Island Has Been Possessed By The Monsters As Daphne Gets Kidnapped By Zarkos...

(Start At 0:46, End At 2:12)

But As They're Driving, Scooby Discovers That Mary Jane Is A Monster As Well...

He Tries To Explain This To Shaggy, But He's Too Blinded To Even See It Leading The 2 Friends To Fight, But When Scooby Is Captured, Shaggy... Doesn't Figure Out That Mary Jane's A Monster But Decides To Put His Friendship First Before His Relationship...

Dropping Into The Same Hole That Scooby Fell Into, Shaggy Finds A Vat Filled With The Spirits Of Everyone Who Arrives On Spooky Island...

Hearing Velma's Voice, Shaggy Saves Her So She Can Go Back To Her Body So She Can Discover That The Creatures Are Weakened By Sunlight...

Shaggy Also Manages To Save Fred And Daphne Too (Whether Daphne Likes It Or Not) But There's A Little Mix-Up...

(Start At 0:46, End At 1:33)

Ok 1st, If I Were In Sarah Michele Gellar's Body, I'd Do The Exact Same Thing And 2nd, You're Married To Her, Freddie, See Her Naked On Your Own Time...

When The Gang Reunites, Daphne Gets Mad Over Fred Touching Her Body, But The Problem Is Soon Remedied By The Daemon Ritus Which Switches The Team's Bodies Until They're Back To Normal...

Seeing An Explosion Afterwards, It Leads Them To The Voodoo Man Who Was Doing A Sacrifice In An Effort To Protect Himself From The Creatures Darkopolips Ritual, Which Will Allow Them To Rule Earth For 10,000 Years...

Or In Other Words...

However, In Order To Pull It Off, The Leader Must Absorb A Pure Soul In Order To Do So, Thus...Scooby...

But The Question Lies Who Is Behind All This? And Unfortunately, It's The One That Brought Scooby There....Mondavarious, Who Convinces Scooby To Be His Sacrifice...

With Fred Still Wondering If Mondavarious Wanted Scooby Why Did He Bring All Of Them, Shaggy Tells Fred That It Doesn't Matter And That They Have To Save Scooby...

This Leads To Fred, Daphne And Velma Finally Reconciling So They Can Come Up With A Plan To Save Scooby...

With The Plan Set, Everyone Arrives For The Ritual Including Mondavarious And N'Goo Tauna, But As They Prepare To Start, Fred And Velma Are Discovered As Shaggy Joins A Bunch Of Henchmen In Bringing Out Scooby Which Leads The 2 Buddies To Reconcile...

But They Don't Run Off In Time And The Ritual Begins As Scooby's Spirit Is Taken From Him. Luckily, Shaggy Frees Scooby From The Spirit Pincher And Back To His Body While Hitting Mondavarious With The Pincer In The Process...

Going To Check On Mondavarious, Fred And Velma Discover A Possible Mask But Actually Mondavarious Is A Robot Who Is Piloted By...(Sighs) Scrappy...

First, Let Me Say That While This Is Defiantly A Disservice To The Character, This Was A Good Twist Despite Some People Thinking That It Was Too Obvious...

With Some Souls In Him, Scrappy Transforms Into Scrappysaurus Rex As He Reveals That He Brought The Team There To Witness His Moment Of Triumph...

Meanwhile On The Roof, Daphne Tries To Open The Vent So Light Can Enter The Cave As They Release A Skull Disco Ball Which Will Destroy The Creatures But Unfortunately, She's Confronted By Zarkos Which Leads The 2 To Fight...

(End At 2:46)

With The Souls Released From The Vat, The Creatures Are Ejected By Their Host Bodies As Scrappy Reverts Back To Normal And The Disco Skull Is Released Causing The Creatures To Go Boom...

Afterward Velma And Shaggy Reunite With Their Potential Love Interests, They Rescue The Real Mondavarious And Fred And Daphne Consider Starting A Relationship In Both The Movie And Real Life...

News Crews Arrive On The Scene, So Velma Can Tell Them All What Happened And Who Did It As The Gang Announces Mystery Inc Is Back Together...

We Get A Pre Credits Scene Where Spooky Island Delivers On Their All You Can Eat Deal And Shaggy And Scooby Gorge Until They Drop...

And That's Scooby Doo The Movie And How Is This A Bad Movie?

The Story Is Interesting, The Characters Are Funny, And The CG On Scooby (Despite Some People Saying That Gollum Was Better Done Than Scooby) Was Pretty Good And Lifelike...

Yeah, It May Not Have Been A Great Mystery But This Is Scooby Doo, Not Sherlock Holmes, You Want A Great Mystery, Then Go Solve The Mystery Of Your Huge Ego, But If You Want A Funny Mystery With Funny Antics, This Movie Is Definitely For You...

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off..,

[aerosolde]

Embers

I don’t write here anymore. But I don't have a journal and I need to just get my thoughts out. So last Sunday one of my former classmates passed away from a sudden heart attack. I was scrolling through Facebook on Monday and all of a sudden I saw all of these “RIP” posts. I didn’t know what to even think. This was the class clown. The guy who was on all of the sports teams. Mr. Popular. The guy who would get the girl I used to like. The guy who was able to change the mood of the entire classroom. The guy who was there for anyone in the class. He would have dropped anything to listen to anyone and help. Growing up, sometimes I think I was jealous of him, or that I just simply admired him and wanted to be more like him. I worked with his mom at my first ever job too. This was just too much for me to read and to process. I stopped working on whatever I was working on, shut my laptop, went home, and took the night to just think about life. It’s been almost a week now, and I’m still reflecting life. I’ve lived through so much in the last 10 years since I first moved to Montreal. I’m 28 now, almost 29. I still feel so lost. I don’t have a career. I’m struggling to finish my Master’s degree. I’m getting older and time is just going by way too quickly. I don’t know what to think anymore. Am I happy? Have I mad the right decisions? Am I in the right place? Where am I supposed to go? Who actually cares about me? Who do I actually care about? I’m still figuring things out and I guess that’s okay. I guess what has happened to me in this last week, and what I’ve been mainly thinking about, is that I need to start just being happy with who I am and I need to make sure that I am just happy in whatever I am doing, and with who I am surrounded by. After all, life is short, and you never know when things will change... so I’m choosing to step back. I don’t need to compare myself to others. I am enough. I can do things at my own pace. It’s okay that I haven’t finished school yet... it’s a process. It is my process, and I am doing things in the way that feels best for me. I’m learning along the way. I know I will finish. I’m not sure if I will get a great job after, but that doesn't even matter right now. One thing at a time. I’m okay right now. I have an affordable cute apartment. My parents love me - I love them. I am closer to my brother than ever before. His wife is amazing too. I have the most wonderful friends I could ever imagine, even if most of them are far away. I know I am loved. And I don't need to accept feeling like shit or feeling like I am not good enough or simply not enough. I AM ENOUGH. I WILL DO MY BEST. I WILL MEET MY GOALS, OR I WILL LEARN THINGS ALONG THE WAY.  Long story short, life is just as confusing as ever, but with time I am appreciating life more and more. Zarko, you are gold. You have touched my life and I know you touched the life of everyone who knew you too. You will not be forgotten and I will try to face life with the courage and the love that you showed to everyone around you.  RIP Zarko 09.09.1990 - 25.08.2019 Forever in our hearts and in our minds.

[goldstonegolem64]

Book 1 Hope returns Chapter 8  A reunion like no other  by Goldstonegolem64

Allura, Coran, Keith, lance and Hunk were standing in the bridge of the castle of lion when they saw the cargo ship was approaching.

dose anyone know who ship that is? Allura Asked looking at the paladins 

Lance starred at the ship for a few second before realizing that was one of the two ships that followed them before he when in to the wormhole. 

Hey that's one of the ship that follow us from before. Lance said 

You mean the ships you nearly crashed in. Keith said

Bite me Mullet lance yelled 

Hey before you two start arguing again lets meet the pilot of that ship and see what they want please. Hunk said

I agree with hunk lets see what they want and asked how they go here. Allura said

That one is obvious they came in through the wormhole with us lance said 

But only the lions and alteans ships can go throw the wormholes. Coran said 

Allura’s face mark lit up in extended as has she ran for the door yelling there are survivor are people are a live and were not alone.

Coran face lit up as well and ran after her.

Three boys were confused but they followed their to friends.

Adam landed on the bridge and saw a group of people coming out of the castle along with Keith. Keith! Keith is here on an alien planet with what looked like two alteans and to other garrison cadet he had see in passing when he was subbing for some of the instructors when Keith was still enrolled there. He Exited through the side doors in the cockpit which in his minded was a design flaw be he didn't care Keith was here and Adam was just happy to see him safe and sound.

Adam Keith said in surprise has his kind of adopted father jump out of the ship and ran at him and hugged him. 

How are you here why are you here they ask in at the sometime

Its along story but once Shiro get back it will till you everything Keith said with a smile on his face

Shiro is alive and here this day is getting better and better. where did he go Adam asked 

He when with pidge to the crashed ship. Coran said with a smile on his face at the reunion that was happening in front of him.

Excuse me Mr. Adam where did you get this ship and I'm sorry to interrupt this very touching moment .

Is ok Adam said not breaking the vice grip of a hug that Keith was giving him. Its not mine its My friend Jay’s ship he said to the altean women he when down to the crash site to get his copilot Beauregard. Adam said.

At the crash site Jay had just pulled up in his new speeder and walked toward the site and saw Beauregard plugged in to a half destroy robot body that.is touching the remains of the crashed cruiser.

What do you got for me today my metal friend? Jay asked

Not much just some guns he pointed to a pile of fire arm and something called Gac or Galra Allowed currency from a repair budget of the ship. Handing a card to him it has over Forty mill on it Beau said

Jays eyes widen thinking about how much money was on this small carded 

Hey who the hell are you two a young lady's voice said behind him 

Pidge please be nice and watch your language a other voice said.

jay turned to see the black and green paladins look at him

Hi I'm Jay and this  metal man behind me is Beau. Looking up to see Valkyrie coming done to land and that giant metal dragon is Val 

Shiro and pidge turned to see just what he was talking about and saw the black lion size dragon flying over them and landed next to the green and black lions.

So I gave you are names now may I have your Jay asked.

I’m Takashi Shirogane

Pidge Gunderson 

ok now that we have that out of the what are you doing here and what is that Pidge asked with anger stating to build in her voice about this inconvenience in her plan to fined he brother and fathers where about 

Were here to salvage what we and from this ship you wrecked that is Valkyrie a weapon that was build to fight Voltron if it were to fall in to the wrong hand and I was going to join your group after this salvage run by here we are now he said while pidge and Shiro walked over to the same place beau was standing.

Shiro place his hand on to the ship and then pidge started looking through information on a small holographic screen on her wrist.

Hey beau can you help us look for information on the other two members of my crew Shiro asked

ok beau replied 

As the three of them were doing whatever they were doing jay walk over to Val so we just meet with two of the paladins of Voltron what do you think of them he asked her through their bond.

They are children playing hero but they might be of uses if they train a lot harder then maybe we stand a chance against The Galra Empire. but for now I will keep my opinion set until I see other wise 

Even after they formed Voltron yesterday Jay said a little upset by his friend very harsh statement 

You left before they stayed train I watched them fail over and over again.

yea because they're just a group of kid being lead by that guy jay said while pointing his finger over the shoulder to Shiro. look I know your skeptical of them and we still need to meet the rest of their group so just take this leapt of faith with me and see what they can do. they just might be the heroes the universe needs.

Ok my pilot I will trust your judgement but the moment I see them fail one more time we will leave and fined are own way to stop Zarko.

We have a dealt the my parent Jay said.

Hey Shiro jay yelled 

What is it.

Do you know a man by the name of Adam Winchester by any chance

Shiro head turned to face his new friend the a smile on his face you know Adam. how is he. Did he start dating again has. dose he know I'm alive then a sudden shift in mood accrued in Shiro has his eyes narrowed are you his new boyfriend Shiro ask with a little Manis in his voice 

Jay.exe Has stopped working rebooting.It took Jay a few second the register what He was just asked

No No wait we aren't dating I just saved him from his crashed ship and then we found a wired lad on phobos. We fought so galra then Destroy that cruiser you guy left behind then I crash then we watched you guys fight this cruiser and now I'm here telling you my life story. But to make you feel better he is here on this planet probably just meet who ever is still at the castle 

Shiro's smile widen and his eyes started to tear up with joy he was given a second chance to make thing right with Adam.The planet name is arus and thank you for saving Adam  he say 

Your welcome Shiro Jay said.

The moment of peace the group had was quickly broken by a loud booming sound that came from over head turning their heads to see a massive coffin shaped object flight toward them 

Guys we have to move now Beau said disconnecting from the ship and running in to the Valkyrie maw jay followed suit  and flew out of the impact zone.Has for Shiro and pidge they were arguing about the download Next thing Jay knew the coffin slammed in to the crash site Fear ran through his body then relief as the green and Blake lions came out of the dust cloud Then a new fear emerged as the coffin opened to reveal a massive purple machine look for a fight.

[missnotsoshabby]

Here are a few of the bands and sounds I love and will be playing... just for you: Fisher, Amon Tobin, Be Svendsen, Afro Celt, Leftield, Balken Beats, Billy Eillish, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Bob Marley, Gold Frapp, Ice Cube, Laughing Buddha, Mr B, Mr Zarko, James Brown, Hot Chocolate, Vampire Weekend, Umami, Supertramp, Simple Minds.

[piratefrost]

Voltron: Evolution AU

Holy crap this took me so long to finally get written/posted 

THIS AU WAS CREATED BY THE AMAZINGLY AMAZING @fangirltothefullest !!

This is only one chapter, there’ll be more..

chapter one under the cut:

Chapter One

It was only an hour or two since they all got back from the battle with Zarkon, they had all felt the odd wave of sickness and pain flow over them after the whole ordeal, Lance especially was feeling under the weather with his pounding head and sore feet. Maybe he should just go and get some rest... it sounded best. He coughed to clear his throat before he spoke.

 “well… I’m off everyone.” He said with an exaggerated wave of his arm, “I’ll end up DYING FROM SLEEPYNESS if I stay up any longer.” It is already very late as it is, no reason to still be up.

 Keith, who was sat up against one of the many couches filling the room, sighed and rolled his eyes at the blue paladin, “stop being so dramatic, seriously, we were almost killed by Zarko, not to mention that we were blasted badly.” He huffed, there was no getting to lance when he was this tired. Hunk had already gone to sleep, and Shiro was nowhere to be seen. And Pidge was falling asleep in her own hand.

 “Yeah, I know. Mr. so serious.” Lance said, clearly mocking Keith’s constant attitude, he stretched his jaw open with a loud yawn, leaning back to crack his back. He was so sore, like he went eight continuous hours at the gym with no break, or running for at least a day straight with the growing ache and groan in his legs. He left the room in a daze, leaving the other paladins to themselves. Walking down the hall fast to reach his bed.

 Muttering something to himself, Lance rubbed at his neck, feeling an odd tickle in his throat. But it was more than a tickle because he found himself gasping for breath a few moments later. It was like someone or something was strangling him! Holding his throat so he couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t explain it, but one moment he was walking without breath next moment he was on the floor with a loud THUD and the sound of tearing cloth, his legs had given out beneath him. A crack came from his legs as he heard tearing cloth. He let out a shout as a bolt of pain came from within him. Lance screamed this time, a blood boiling scream as he swore his legs had just broken.

 He clawed at the stone ground, unable to move. Unable to breathe, his skin burned and head ached. He was suffocating and he didn’t know why. Lance started to go stiff and he heard muffled steps, his ears starting to ring. Something grabbed his shoulder and pulled his head back up. “Lance! Lance!!” Shiro called out to him, “Come on, buddy. Get up!” The black paladin gave him a harsh tug to try to bring him to his feet, but that was pointless.

 How could one stand without any feet, or legs… Lances legs were gone, having merged together with different shades blue scales, colours separated at the joints of his newly formed limb. It was a tail… His skin had also changed, from his natural tan to another murky paler colour of blue than the ones of his scales. Seemed fitting for the paladin of the blue lion of Voltron. Even his hair had changed its colour. Fins came from his hips and elbows along with the large paddle at the tip of his tail.

 What has happened…

 Shiro gasped and covered his mouth in shock, dropping Lance back to the ground in the process, the now merman fell and continued to cough and gag on the air. No longer able to breathe the sweet, sweet air. ‘Healing Pod, he needs to get to a Healing Pod!’  Shiro thought to himself, it was the only way to keep him from drowning on oxygen. “It’s ok, Lance! You’re going to be ok!!” Shiro called again, quickly picking his friend up by the torso to toss him over his shoulders. He gave a bolting charge towards the end of the hall. Lance wouldn’t stop coughing.

 Around the corner and through the door, Shiro reached the room with the circle of Healing Pods. “Computer!” Shiro called with desperation, “Activate Pod number three, set to Mer survival conditions!” Quickly a pod rose from the ground, looking inside Shiro saw water quickly fill up inside. The cap popped from the Pod, ready for something to enter. Shiro hurried to haul Lance up and over, he landed inside the Pod with splash and quickly regained conscious with a gasp of water filling his lungs.

 “Shiro! Shiro!! Let me out, I-I… Why am I in here?!” Lance braced his hands against the Pod, rubbing his eyes and breathing the water calmly, and not even realizing it. Or his tail. But that didn’t last long, Lance looked down as he didn’t recognize his own body movements, he saw the tail and let out a scream. His voice muffled from inside the Pod. “SHIRO!! Wha-…what-” he started to wave the tail around, the thing banging back and forth into the cylinder shape of the Healing Pod loudly. He breathed fast and uneven in the water as the situation dawned onto him. “What’s happened to me?!” Lance demanded, pounding clenched fists against the glass.

 Lance quickly started to hyperventilate, this all becoming too much. Shiro just stood there, letting the Healing Pod do its work on Lance. He looked horrified as his friend was stuck in panic. “La-Lance! Calm down! I-I’ll figure som-” Shiro cut his words off with a groan as a burst of energy had struck through, his body. A hand rose to his temple as Shiro stepped back in pain. “I-I’ve gotta go and find Allura!” He managed. If she couldn’t figure this out than no one could

 Something was definitely wrong here.

 (thanks for reading!!)

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