#Mr Pennyham

[mrs-gucci]

sunday funday #8: SNL CHARACTER DAY!!

haven’t done a Sunday Funday in a while, so here I am :)

I figured I’d do a SNL character day this time around, since I don’t get to write for them much. and they don’t get nearly enough attention if you ask me!

here’s the complete list of SNL characters I’ll write for ~

Matt the Radar Technician (Undercover Boss Starkiller Base skit) Randy the Intern (Undercover Boss: where are they now? skit) BK Joe (Coffee Shop skit) Mr. Pennyham (Sleepover skit) Abraham H. Parnassus (Career Day skit) Professor Zachary Adams (Science Room skit) Brian (Slow skit) The Del Taco guy (Del Taco Shoot skit)

requests are open now through sunday (5/22) evening.

submit all your SNL character requests to my Inbox, and don’t forget to read through my Request FAQ’s before sending anything in. thanks y’all :)

[direnightshade]

Hey Britt, do you happen to know of any fics featuring Professor Zachary and “Concerned Dad” from SNL?

Hi, nonny! I’ve written two small things for Zach here and here.

Zach fics/prompts:

@ohiobluetip has some Daddy!Zach fics here.

@awkward-radar-tech has a little somethin’ here.

Concerned Dad fics/prompts:

@ohiobluetip has a fic or two here and here.

These are the only ones I’m aware of/can think of off the top of my head. If anyone has stories they’ve written or know of more, feel free to reply to this and add to it so nonny has more things to read. ♡

[glassbxttless]

The older men (McTavish, Professor Adams, Del Taco exec, sleepover dad) seem like they would be very much into age gaps and Daddy kinks?

DEL TACO GUY FOR SURE 1000%

McTavish I don’t really see as having much of a daddy kink (I think he’d kinda feel weird about it?) — @feed-the-rats has me so soft for how he feels about age gaps tbh.

Professor Zachary Adams is hella into your age gap and he invented the daddy kink. Flip has nothing on this bitch.

Mr. Pennyham is BIG into your age gap. I’m really not sure how I feel about him having a daddy kink. I think he may be into exploring it!

[jynzandtonic]

What do McTavish and Sleepover Dad do to make your first Christmas with them one to remember?

Sleepover Dad (Mr. Pennyham) buys the two of you matching Christmas jammies. His are classic, long-sleeved flannel, but yours are a little skimpier—short-shorts that hug your ass and a low-cut tank that shows off your tasty tits. You’ve always got a candy cane to suck on when he’s around, and he loves how naugty it makes you look. Right under the tree on Christmas morning, he tugs off your bottoms and sucks your clit till you’re shaking and shuddering on his tongue… That’s your first present—then he’ll move on to ‘stocking stuffers.’ ;) 

À la @emeraldsiren20’s ask, Mr. McTavish outfits you in all the red velvet lingerie he can get his hands on—bright crimson fabric trimmed with fluffy, snow-white faux fur and shimmering sparkles. He absolutely won’t dress up, but he certainly likes having you ‘sit in Santa’s lap.’ You tell him everything you want for Christmas, how good you’ve been this year, but that’s not what William’s looking for—he wants to hear about all the things that could put you on the naughty list.    

[mrs-gucci]

mrs-gucci writes A.D. SNL characters

[Last updated: 7/12/2021]

SNL characters that I currently/am willing to write for: Mr. Pennyham (“Sleepover” skit), Matt The Radar Technician.

key: ☆=follower favorite ❥-author favorite

a ** at the end of the title indicates NSFW CONTENT. (any other major warnings will be indicated. unless stated otherwise, all of my NSFW works are implied consent.)

mr. pennyham’s taglist peeps! @icarusinthesea​ @readingreaver​ @trubluepensfan​​ matt’s taglist peeps! @icarusinthesea​ @readingreaver​ @trubluepensfan​​ ➸click the link HERE if you’d like to be a part of mr. pennyham’s or matt’s taglist peeps! 

*all of my pieces are written with a female reader character.*

Mr. Pennyham (”Sleepover” skit) x Reader

Oneshots. Dress Drop-Off **

Blurbs. {upcoming}

Drabbles. {upcoming}

Requests. Hillside Picnic [blurb] (2021 Fourth of July Celebration request)

Matt The Radar Technician x Reader

**NOTE: in my writing, Matt and Kylo are two different people (Matt is not Kylo undercover)**

Oneshots. In Your Sleep **

Blurbs. {upcoming}

Drabbles. {upcoming}

Requests. {upcoming}

sunday funday masterlist (for some additional SNL character works)

[mrs-gucci]

LAST CALL for this round of requests!! :)

this is the last call for my requests, so go ahead and submit if you haven’t already!! (thanks to everyone who has! I’ve gotten some pretty awesome ideas that I’m super excited about!)

**my inbox will be closing for requests at 10PM EST**

[mrs-gucci]

Dress Drop-Off {Mr. Pennyham (SNL “Sleepover”skit) x college age!Reader}

author’s notes: hello, hello! this is inspired by something that @glassbxttless posted (linked HERE) about mr. pennyham fucking his daughter’s best friend & college roommate (shoutout to @peachyproserpina​ for sending the ask in). it destroyed me. I have not stopped thinking about it. so, here I am, writing a mr. pennyham fic. 

**I take absolutely no credit for coming up with the name “Peter” for Mr. Pennyham. I regretfully do not know which author coined it, but it wasn’t me, so full credit to whoever did. and the name “Aidy” for mr. pennyham’s daughter is (I believe) a creation of @ohiobluetip, so credit to them for that.**

warnings: smut. general filth. mr. pennyham is a dilf. rough blowjobs. face-fucking. friends with benefits-type scenario. some praise. use of a clit vibrator. fingering.

tw’s: !!significant age gap (RC is 21+, Peter is ~50). infidelity/extramarital affair.

word count: 1.6k

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“See ya later!” Aidy says, grabbing her backpack and slinging it over her shoulder. “Oh, my dad might swing by to drop something off in like fifteen minutes or so. Would you mind letting him in?”

You nod, smiling. “Sure, yeah, no problem at all. I’ll be here.”

Mr. Pennyham is coming over, but it isn’t just to drop off Aidy’s dress for the semi-formal this weekend. You and Peter have been seeing each other for a few weeks now. Well, seeing each other naked is the better way to put it.

He and his wife are having some marital issues, you’re pretty sure divorce has been in the conversation repeatedly, and you wanted to be there for him as much as you could. You didn’t think that meant fucking him, but you don’t mind. The two of you have always had somewhat of a special connection, you just thought it was platonic up until that night a few weeks ago when he pinned you down on the couch and fucked you stupid. 

You quickly scramble to change into something a bit more presentable and attractive, grabbing your see-through mesh bra and panty set, slipping them on before pulling one of his button-ups out of the back of your closet.

A knock comes on the door just as you’ve slid the oversize shirt on and buttoned a few of the buttons.

Not wanting to risk anything, aka Aidy coming back and finding you in her dad’s shirt with lingerie on underneath, you peek through the peephole, seeing Mr. Pennyham standing there with a garment bag.

Your eyes instantly meet his when you unlock and open the door. “Mr. P...Aidy said you’d be stopping by to drop off her dress.”

His gaze lingers over your form, a small smirk tugging at the corners of his lips. He steps through the threshold, a rush of cologne looming in his wake, overwhelming your senses in the best possible way.

The dress is hung on her bedroom doorknob before he sits down on the small couch in your living room, legs spread a bit. He looks over at you, eyes shimmering with lust and hunger.

“C’mere, kiddo.” He pats his thick, khaki-clad thighs.

You bite your lip as you waltz over, taking a seat just above his knees, teasing him. He huffs, large hands quickly grabbing your ass cheeks, yanking you forward onto his lap.

“You know we don’t have enough time for teasing.” He growls in your ear, planting a single, searing kiss to that spot behind your ear. “Behave, little princess, or I’ll have to punish you the next time we're together like this.”

A shiver is sent down your spine, his beard hairs tickling your skin as his lips move down to assault your neck. He knows he can’t leave any marks in visible places, but he still likes to kiss your neck, regardless.

Your back arches slightly when lips mouths at your clothed breast and hardening nipple, a shaky sigh leaving your lips. Your hands tangle further in his graying hair, tugging the strands, earning you a deep guttural growl from Peter.

His fingers quickly pop the buttons of his shirt, pushing the garment off your shoulders, tossing it aside. He licks his lips at the sight of the sheer bra and your perky nipples popping up from beneath.

“Look at these pretty tits, princess.” He swipes the pads of his thumbs over the hardened buds, smirking when your breath hitches. “So eager.”

You subtly press your hips forward, gently rocking back and forth over his erection. Surprisingly, he doesn’t stop you, instead running his hands over your curves until they land on your thighs. He kneads the skin for a moment before landing a harsh smack on them, which makes you jump.

“On your knees, kiddo.”

His hands make quick work of his belt and the button on his pants, pushing the zipper down at a teasingly casual pace. His hand dips down beneath his plaid boxers and wraps around the base of his thick, veiny cock, giving it a few pumps before pulling it out.

You’re drooling at the sight, dropping down to your knees, sliding up between his spread legs. He smacks the mushroom head against your cheeks before his thumb presses down against your lower lip, encouraging your mouth to open.

He runs his thumb over your tongue, smirking as his other hand continues pumping his shaft. “This tight little mouth is gonna be the death of me, sweet girl.”

You whimper at his words, lips wrapping around his thumb, sucking and licking the digit gently, teasingly. He groans softly and begins to move it back and forth.

“So fucking desperate, aren’t you, princess? So desperate for my cock in your mouth that you start sucking my thumb...” He suddenly pulls it out of your mouth, quickly replacing it with his cock, smearing the precum gathered at his slit over your lips. 

His hand wraps around the back of your head as he scoots forward on the couch, finger pads gently rubbing your scalp. Your mouth opens to accept his length and he eases into your mouth slowly, a soft shaky breath emerging from his lips.

“Mmmmmmmm.”

Your eyes roll into the back of your head as your mouth is stuffed full of Peter’s cock. You’re pretty much adapted to his large, thick length, so you barely gag when he forces every inch of himself into your mouth. 

Peter stays there for a moment, then wastes no time guiding your head up and down his stiff rod. He grunts softly with each bob of your head, head falling back against the couch cushions, Adam’s apple bobbing with each harsh swallow he takes. 

“O-Oh fuuuuuck, kiddo.” He groans, hips beginning to move up in time with your strokes. “Such a good little mouth, stretching out so fucking well for me.”

You moan around him, sucking a bit harder. His hips suddenly buck up out-of-rhythm and his hand leaves the back of your head, instead gripping the couch cushions. 

His hips quickly take over, and you still your motions as he creates his own rhythm. You love seeing him take control, lose himself like this. Your eyes are glued to his face, watching it contort in pleasure as his hips rock up into your mouth at an urgent pace.

It’s not long before his thrusts become desperate and sloppy, noises steadily getting louder.

“Mmmmfffuuuuck, I’m close. Gonna shove my c-cum down your tight little t-throat, make you taste it f-for the rest of the day.”

With only a few more thrusts, he’s cumming, strangled groans accompanying each rope of seed shot down your throat. You moan, swallowing each and every drop eagerly. 

You pull off after stroking him through his climax, standing up. Before you can make any kind of movement or say anything, he sits up and cups your ass with his massive hands, kissing your lower abdomen.

“Grab your little clit vibrator for me, princess.” He says against your skin.

Nodding, you rush over to your dresser, pulling out your clit vibrator. You hand it to him and he smirks, tucking himself back into his pants.

“Lay back against me, keep your legs spread.”

You do as he says, laying back against his strong chest, holding your legs open by keeping your hands holding below the backs of your knees. His beard tickles your neck again while he reaches around and presses the vibrator against your clit, holding the power button to activate the small device.

“Oh!” You gasp, back arching.

Peter smirks against your skin, gently beginning to move the toy in circles over the sensitive nub, enjoying the small noises that escaped with almost every one of his motions. 

Your eyes squeeze shut, but suddenly fly open a few moments later when he lines up and pushes two of his thick digits into your soaked entrance. He lazily scissors them inside you while he turns the vibrator up a setting.

“M-Mr. Pennyham!” You moan softly, moving your hips in time with the silicon toy. “Ohhhhh my god...shit.”

His lips place sloppy, open-mouthed kisses all over the skin of your neck while his motions get quicker. His fingers begin stroking your walls with a pleasurable in-and-out pace.

The combination of his thick fingers pumping and the vibrations from the toy brings you up to the edge rather quickly. You’re panting; breathless as you grind yourself up against his ministrations.

“I’m g-gonna cum.” You breathe, eyes squeezing shut. “Gonna cu--ah!”

Your orgasm hits with a sudden intensity when he turns the vibrator up to the highest setting while his fingers curl up inside you, brushing against the special spot on your walls.

You bounce on top of him, grinding on his his fingers as you ride out your climax. He pulls the vibrator away and tosses it aside after feeling you begin to journey into overstimulation territory. 

He holds and squeezes your hips and continues to kiss your neck as you come down from your high.

“I should probably get going, kiddo. Aidy will be back soon and she can’t catch us like this.”

You sigh, nodding as you roll over off him, standing on shaky legs. He gives your ass a playful smack and plants a kiss on your cheek as he buckles his belt and prepares for his leave.

Before he walks out the door, though, he pauses and turns around. “I’ll see you this weekend for the birthday party, right?”

“Yes, sir. I’ll be there.” You nod.

His lips pull up into a small smile and he nods. “See you then, kiddo.”

“See you.”

[mrs-gucci]

miscellaneous/archived characters masterlist

ON THIS LIST: Henry McHenry, Adam Sackler, Phillip Altman, Ronnie Peterson, Jude (Hungry Hearts), Paterson, and Mr. Pennyham (SNL).

*all of my pieces are written with a female reader character.*

Henry McHenry

Adam Sackler

Phillip Altman

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Ronnie Peterson

𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 Missing You  Ronnie’s Empress (for Star Wars day)

𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗 Constellations [drabble] (2021 Fourth of July celebration request)

Jude (Hungry Hearts)

【ｐｒｏｆｅｓｓｏｒ　ａｕ】

𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 Wrong [drabble]

Paterson

𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗 Five Minutes Late Beer Bottles & Bob Ross Tutorials [blurb] (2021 Fourth of July Celebration request)

𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 Bathroom Rendezvous (2021 Fourth of July Celebration request)

Mr. Pennyham (SNL)

𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥 Dress Drop-Off 

𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗 Hillside Picnic [blurb] (2021 Fourth of July Celebration request)

© 𝐦𝐫𝐬-𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑

[mrs-gucci]

Fourth of July Celebration 2021 Masterlist

here’s a compiled list of all of the works I wrote throughout the course of my Fourth of July celebration :)

(the things in italics are the original requests that each piece is based off of)

CONSTELLATIONS {Ronnie Peterson x Reader fluff drabble} May I please request watching fireworks with officer Ronnie please??? I adore the idea of snuggling in a hammock, enjoying the view and company ❤

HILLSIDE PICNIC {Mr. Pennyham (“Sleepover” SNL) x Reader fluff blurb} Mr Pennyham needs more love! Fourth of July shot with him and reader watching the fireworks after a picnic with a months old baby they dressed up in a July 4 onesie?

BEER BOTTLES & BOB ROSS TUTORIALS {Paterson x Reader fluff blurb} Hello dearest!! If it's not already been asked, I'd love to request a fluffy something about Paterson not liking fireworks because of his time in the military, and the two of you trying to celebrate the 4th in your own way to distract him from the noise? Sending you love!

A PROPER THANK YA {Clyde Logan x Reader smut & fluff oneshot} For the 4th of July prompt: Obviously Clyde is the best bartender in town. But you his lovely girlfriend come up with all the festive drinks for the holiday and they are a hit! What better way to thank his lady than to sneak off to his office and show her a hood time????

RED WHITE & BLUE {Charlie Barber x Reader fluff blurb} Reader and Henry making blue/red/white popsicles for July 4, and Charlie coming back from work or an errand and helping them?

BATHROOM RENDEZVOUS {Paterson x Reader smut & fluff oneshot} For a Fourth of July fic, could you write something to do with Paterson and the reader at a party with some smut?

MOUNTAIN VIEWS {Henry McHenry x Reader smut & fluff oneshot} I can see Henry as being the super sexy type to take you somewhere like a mountain overlook or a private rooftop dinner and have his way with you while the fireworks light you up! Thank you 💗

MAKING FIREWORKS {Flip Zimmerman x Reader smut & fluff oneshot} Here’s a thought for your July 4 requests. Laying on piles of blankets and pillows in the bed of a truck watching the fireworks with Flip or Clyde and making fireworks of your own. Thank you for sharing your writing with us!

BENEATH YOUR SKIRT {Charlie Barber x Reader smut & fluff oneshot} I bet Charlie would enjoy some nice cockwarming on a picnic blanket, while you way the fireworks and try not to get caught lol! What if your in laws are there too? 🤣 just a thought! I can’t wait to read all your stuff!

[mrs-gucci]

another follower milestone, another open request period!

I reached another follower milestone earlier this week (thank y’all so much!!), so that means my requests are opening up again! I’m accepting requests of all kinds (within my guidelines, of course) and with all the characters that I write for :)

**REQUESTS WILL BE OPEN FROM FRI. 7/9 TO SAT. 7/10 (EST), SO PLEASE GET THEM IN DURING THAT TIME!**

please take a peek at my requests post (linked on my masterlist) before sending anything in.

thank y’all so much again for another follower milestone, and I can’t wait to see what ideas y’all have for me this time around! I always love reading & writing your requests <3

[mrs-gucci]

sunday funday #2!!

hello, hello!

since I had so much fun with last week’s sunday funday, I’m bringing it back again this week :) I’m trying to mix things up each week by coming up with something new for y’all to request, so each week will look a little bit different.

but, unless stated otherwise, it’ll be under the same template that I established in week one: send me a character, a setting, and 3-5 plot words.

so, in honor of the trailer release for ‘The Last Duel’, the theme of this week’s sunday funday is...MEDIEVAL!

this means that I’ll write any character (that I write for, of course. and yes, I will accept requests for Jacques Le Gris, if anyone’s so inclined) in a medieval AU. now, this could be knights, princes, kings, bishops, priests, exorcists, poets/writers, potion-makers, etc, could take place in a variety of different settings like kingdoms, castle, gardens, brothels, taverns, etc, and include a variety of different plot possibilities like jousting tourneys, walks through the garden, horseback adventures, duels, etc.

**here’s an example of what type of request that I’m looking for/accepting for sunday funday:  knight!Kylo Ren + palace gardens + a romantic moonlight walk (for this week specifically, please make sure to include what type of ‘character’ they are [ie. knight, king, etc.])

requests are OPEN NOW and will be all day long, so send me all your medieval ideas!!

[mrs-gucci]

sunday funday!

just a little something fun for this lazy sunday :)

send me: a character (one that I write for), a setting/AU, and 3-5 “plot” words, and I’ll write a short drabble for you!

here’s an example of the type of thing I’m looking for: “Kylo Ren + medieval AU + a walk through the gardens”

send some stuff my way, if you please! 

[glassbxttless]

Mr Pennyham can’t wait to knock you up and doesn’t care that people think that you’re young enough to be his daughter

The only thought that swarms in Patrick’s head from the moment you bring up kids, is he gets to be the one to knock you the fuck up.

He gets to spend one week a month fucking you nonstop.

Propping your hips up so his seed doesn’t slip out of you.

And once you two finally fall pregnant, he gets to watch your belly start to grow.

And he ignores the teasing from his own friends, from his family, even from his own daughter. (remember you are young enough to be his daughter, sweetheart)

He thinks you’re the hottest fuckin thing on this planet when you’re growing his babies (and when you’re not of course)

Rubbing your belly at night, maybe jerking off onto the stretched skin there.

[mrs-gucci]

mrs-gucci’s requests are now OPEN for Fourth of July-themed prompts/ideas!

my requests will be open THIS WEEKEND (Fri. 6/25-Sun. 6/27) for Fourth of July-themed requests!! I will be focusing on them for the next week and I’ll be posting them all closer to the holiday as a fun little mini-celebration. I will also be trying to write some fun ideas of my own all throughout the next week, so keep an eye out for those too!

all characters are open to be requested, as always, but perhaps some folks would like to show the newer and/or less-written characters (like ronnie, jude, mr. pennyham, paterson, charlie, kylo) some love?

I can’t wait to see what ideas y’all come up with! <3

[mrs-gucci]

Tuesday’s Fourth of July Celebration Release!

here is today’s (Tues. 6/29) Fourth of July-themed request piece :)

 **if you’d like to keep up with all the releases throughout this week & weekend, they’ll all be tagged under #mrs-gucci’s fourth of july celebration :)**

Hillside Picnic—Mr. Pennyham (SNL “Sleepover” skit) x Reader blurb

[glassbxttless]

HC for Mr. Pennyham or McTavish with a younger reader, and people constantly mistaking him for her father?

People knew Patrick had a daughter around your age (you were literally two years older than her) and constantly mistook you for her.

When you two would go out to dinner it would be, “what can I get you and your daughter, sir?”

And then the awkward clearing of Patrick’s throat, “she isn’t my daughter.”

Or when you would go out as a family and would get comments from the nicest old women, complimenting him on his two beautiful daughters.

All of it made Patrick feel so fucking shitty and old.

He wasn’t one to complain or be down on himself, but when he was did it hit him hard. “Why do you want to be with me?” He’s ask when you two were lying in bed for the evening.

“Because I love you?” You weren’t sure where this was going. It wasn’t a conversation you had to have very often, as Patrick was mostly confident in your feelings about him.

“Yeah, but you could have someone your age—” you cut him off with a hand on his cheek.

“No I couldn’t. Because I want you. I have you. And there isn’t anything wrong with you being a little older.”

And you kiss him so softly. And he thinks he melts into the sheets and maybe he feels a little better.

Your first outing as a family of four is to have pictures taken with Santa.

Jessa is almost two months old and Miles is a freshly sprung twelve year old.

One of the elves smiles at you and Will and then makes the comment, “oh, we’ve got grandpa in for the picture too?!”

And that about breaks William’s heart and he gives your hip a squeeze. “Go on, I’m gonna hang back here.”

And you sigh deeply as Miles looks at the elf quietly. “That’s my dad and my sister’s dad.” He frowns. “And you’re not being very kind.”

And maybe it helps William’s mood a little bit, but definitely not much. And you kiss him gently, passing Jessa to him. “Picture time, dad.” You tease playfully.

And William just rolls his eyes.