#Mr Ibu

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This Is How Mr Ibu Got Sick

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“God why?” Afrobeat singer, Rudeboy mourns Mr Ibu

Mastodon Follow Us Now! Nigerian singer and Afrobeat Gem, Paul of Psquare who is popularly known as Rudeboy has paid his tribute to deceased actor Mr Ibu. The Nigerian Iconic actor, Mr Ibu succumbed to the call of nature on 2nd March 2024 over an undisclosed ailment that resulted in his amputation and death. You may also like: Nigerian TikTok sensation, Peller splashes a heavy currency to…

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What to know about Mr. Ibu

John Ikechukwu Okafor, (born 17 October 1961) popularly known as Mr. Ibu, is a Nigerian actor and comedian. Okafor is considered to be one of Nigeria’s most talented and highly paid comic characters. His humorous acting is often characterized by stupidity, hilarious character, and a sharp disconnection from reality. He hails from Nkanu West L.G.A., Enugu State. After elementary school, in 1974,…

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Police recover N50 million stolen from Mr Ibu, charge son and lover

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OH REALLY!!! I Copied Gestures From Mr Ibu, Charles Inojie – Nasboi

Popular Nigerian comedian and singer, Lawal Nasiru Bolaji, better known as Nasboi has revealed that he learnt some of his comedic gestures from veteran comedians, John Okafor aka Mr Ibu, Charles Inojie and Francis Odega. Nasboi said he does not interact with only colleagues in his age grade he loves the older generation a lot and maintains friendship with them owing to how much they inspired…

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Mr Ibu Biography, Education, Career, Controversies, And Net Worth

John Ikechukwu Okafor, better known as Mr. Ibu, is a renowned Nigerian actor and comedian born on 17 October 1961 in Enugu State. He has made a significant mark in the Nigerian entertainment industry. Mr Ibu Profile Name Mr IbuReal Name John Ikechukwu OkaforDate of Birth 17 October 1961Age40 yearsState of Origin Enugu StateTribeIgbo Nationality Nigerian Occupation Actor and ComedianReligion…

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Breaking News: Nigerian Actor Mr. Ibu Reportedly Dead

Renowned Nigerian actor John Okafor, popularly known as Mr. Ibu, has reportedly passed away, sending shockwaves through the entertainment industry and fans worldwide.According to initial reports, the beloved comedic actor, known for his unique style and infectious laughter, allegedly succumbed to undisclosed health complications at a hospital in Lagos. The news of his demise has quickly spread…

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Popular Nollywood actor, Mr Ibu dies at 62

Mr Ibu, Nollywood veteran has died. The actor whose real name is John Okafor was 62. According to multiple reports from sources close to him, the veteran comedian passed away at Evercare hospital. Many fans have shared condolences on X, reminiscing movies the late actor has featured. The actor had been battling health issues since October 2023 and had undergone multiple surgeries that led to…

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Zack Orji, Nollywood Veteran, Hospitalized in Critical Condition

Touchaheart – Zack Orji, a veteran Nigerian actor and filmmaker, is reportedly fighting for his life at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of the National Hospital in Abuja, the capital city of Nigeria. According to sources close to the actor, he collapsed in his bathroom two days ago after feeling weak for several weeks. He was rushed to the hospital by his family and friends, where he remains in…

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END OF MR IBU. pt 1.

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Safalin: Errr sir, you know that 'Shin' guy, right?

Mr. Chidouin: The one with %0.00 percent to live?

Safalin: Yes, well, he actually escaped with Gin Ibu-

Mr. Chidouin: SHOOT that MOTHERFUCKER fucking DESTROY him

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In all seriousness, I wonder if he would be mad if Shin managed to win the death game?

Not only would it mean that his daughter failed the task he raised her for, but Shin's survival would be a defiance to the game since he has 0.0 chance of living. Gin has such a small chance of survival he would be a bit of a surprise as well.

For Shin to prove ASU-NARO wrong with his survival...that could get under the higher up's skin.

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RECAP FOR THE SEPTEMBER 2024 UPDATE

❗ SOURCE: NVTA\_RC (LINK IS IN THE COMMENTS) ❗

❗Translated from Russian to English using Google and Yandex. Please comment if you notice any mistakes or mistranslations.❗

♡ SONG OF THE CRIMSON NILE ♡

Evthys tries to get in touch with Isman’s Ka, but something goes wrong and she again sees only fragments of her brother's memories, as well as Anubis, who keeps his soul. Having failed to achieve the result, Eva falls into the hands of the epistates who caught up with her. Amen and Agnia decide to make a bait out of her and Livy, because Remmao is somewhere nearby. The mentor does appear, but he is not going to give up to the hunters and allow himself to be tortured. Having set fire to the ibu where Isman's body rests, Remmao cuts his own throat. Set, who suddenly appears, first engages in battle with Amen, but then convinces him that they have a common goal. After a crazy night, Ramesses appears in the tent and is going to tell about his brother and the reasons for his actions…

♡ CHASING YOU 2 ♡

Miss Harrington distracts Ellia from thinking about why she was put to sleep and placed in a stone coffin by telling her that the circus he used to work for has arrived in London. The friends all go to a performance where the heroine walks a tightrope under the hypnosis of two acrobats, Edward and Christopher Cadogan. In the evening, Alexander invites the young investigator to go down to dinner, where, to her surprise, he introduces her to the Queen of England, Victoria, who is also his grandmother. The Queen reports that her sapphire tiara has been stolen and that the guards swear that the thief is the "Glowing Killer" Severin Bastendorff, who has risen from the dead, and who has been written about in the newspapers lately. The heroine takes on the case, promising the Queen complete secrecy. Wanting to examine the crime scene, she, Rachel and Sam travel to the palace, and along the way Sam shares his story of how he was stripped of his rank and exiled from his home country…

♡ W: TIME CATCHER ♡

The cards are revealed, the spy is exposed. The Incineration Alliance decides not to banish the Time Catcher, but to test her loyalty. The witch must steal the Conduit from the Vatican - an artifact necessary for initiation. The heroine turns to Renato for help, who gives her the necessary information. At night, in the company of Shen and Onyx, the witch makes her way to the heart of the entire Church. However, in the place indicated by Renato, the Time Catcher finds a fake Conduit and Praevius, who calls himself Idris. Having assured her that he wants to help, he begins to deceive the witch into draining her life force…

♡ KALI: FLAME OF SAMSARA ♡

Christian tells Devi about his investigation and search for the traitor and finally gives the name - Mohan Prasad. Doran also comes to the same conclusions. The executioner continues to collect information. And de Clare intends to marry Deviya before returning to Calcutta. An old friend of Lord de Clare - Bernard Swinford arrives at the estate with his sister Clara and right-hand man Oscar Fitzwarren. At dinner, the English begin to egg on and provoke the Indian guests. The already tense situation is aggravated by Christian's announcement of an imminent wedding…

♡ GARDEN OF EDEN ♡

Dong-hyun suspects that Mr. Won is hiding something, and helps Ji-yoon secretly break into his office. However, there the heroine witnesses a conversation between Castiel and his father, and realizes that they both visited the Garden of Eden club. The heroine remains unnoticed and only after, in a conversation with her mentor, learns that Castiel's father stopped financing the RK3 group. And it also turns out that Mi-yeon had some kind of secret sponsor – and, most likely, Seo-yoon too. In search of clues, Minhyuk and the heroine make their way to Mi-yeon's house. There they find a secret phone, with which the singer left a voice message to Minhyuk before her death with information that she had found Seo-yoon's killer, but they were following her, and that Seo-yoon's sister would help him understand everything. After returning home, they call the suspected killer's number from Miyeon's phone and hear a melody on the phone…

♡ SOULLESS ♡

Isolde, a siren and Walter/Cynthia's mother, helps the succubus deal with the attacking demon. To continue the work, the demoness goes to her Brother Kang and asks him to unblock her Soulspark account. Kang, interested in the MC's daring behavior, arranges a new meeting with her. The succubus is worried that she has become close to Ava, but is forced to report her to Elliot, and she refuses to do so, promising in exchange to now leak information directly about Kang. Returning home, the demoness receives Ava as a guest and, in a fit of frankness, tells her about her deal with the detective. Ava, disappointed and angry, leaves, leaving the heroine with a deep sense of guilt. Adding to the emotions is Vincent, who examined the torn out heart of an unknown demon and now declares that they need to fly to the old Starling estate together with Threxia/o, and the demoness suddenly feels sick from the accumulated experiences, which becomes a big surprise for both herself and Vincent. While getting ready for the trip, the doorbell rings, and an unexpected guest appears on the threshold…

♡ ASTREA’S BROKEN HEART ♡

The heroine finally decides to admit to not having a license - and it turns out that Astrea has known about it for a long time. Together with Felonia, the MC goes to talk to the father of one of the victims, the owner of an unconventional restaurant, and later, in the company of Cassiel and Raphael, she goes to save the supposed future victim - boxer Harry. The latter is brought to the agency by the company, but he quickly leaves, simultaneously planting seeds of doubt about his colleagues in the soul of the appraiser. The next day, the MC goes to the village to see her friend Ruth, and it turns out that she is a fan of the cult, who specially lured the heroine into the wilderness to sacrifice her to the Beast. Here, the girl again meets Phillip Moore, who escaped from prison and plays one of the leading roles in the ritual. The sectarians almost manage to kill their victim, but then Raphael appears, blinds the villagers and takes the heroine to Astrea. The heroes heal the MC's wounds and erase her memory in order to preserve her psyche. The next day, the heroine wakes up with a feeling of emptiness, filled with strange dreams, and a desire to escape from the agency. She returns to her apartment and spends several days there, and then meets Cassiel and decides to drop in at Astrea - as it turns out, at the wrong time, because the bosses have finally arrived at the mansion…

♡ HEAVEN’S SECRET: REQUIEM ♡

In the ruins found in the tracks of the spawn, the squad members see the torn body of a nun and understand that it was bait to pump blood out of the spawn. In pursuit of another spawn, the heroine falls through the ice, Dmitry jumps after her, and the underwater current carries them to the lower floors of the destroyed Siberia base. The MC and Dmitry are temporarily separated, the heroine hides in a room from an incomprehensible pursuer, who suddenly begins to speak to her through the door in Dmitry's voice. The MC is ready to open the door, but suddenly the general appears right next to her, silently making it clear that there is something else behind the door. Then the involuntary partners find themselves in a strange laboratory. Soon Cain and Anna break through there. Having looked around, they find a couch for research, on which, in addition to straps for hands and feet, there are also straps for wings. A halo flares up in the sky above Rotkov, and the squad, having returned to the estate, understands that the last sacrifice has begun somewhere. Having found a secret passage under the temple, the heroes discover a secret sanctuary, where, among a crowd of infected, Boris is going to become the last - the main - victim and release the original evil into the world, however, he himself begins to turn into an infected. The heroine kills Boris and the squad escapes from the temple. At the last moment, Anna discovers that Dmitry has been bitten. Meanwhile, an avalanche approaches Rotkov and buries half the city under snow. The squad decides to go to the Adam base. The bitten general is in serious condition and unconscious. Bypassing settlements and hiding from the spawn, the heroes make another stop at a railway warehouse. Part of the squad, checking the territory, stumbles upon a car that has driven off the road and a wounded man in it. And the rest, getting inside the warehouse, discover crucified bodies. A new acquaintance assures that these are the victims of cultists. Suddenly, Dmitry appears in the room without a single sign of infection…

♡ 7 BROTHERS ♡

Tristan steals a car to help the heroine and her brother Carter escape from the dealer. Carter is temporarily allowed to stay at the Rosewood club, and soon he receives an invitation to stay on James' private island. At the same time, Ray receives an eviction notice from the apartment. Helping to move Ray's things to her grandmother, the MC reads the notice and recognizes the label - it was James' family company that evicted Ray. At the meeting, FBI agents demand that Carter be returned, and the young student has no choice but to sail to the island and return her brother. Later, Chloe asks the heroine to be with her at a party thrown in her dorm. There, she admits that she has known the guys from Rosewood since childhood, but they must not find out that Chloe is also in Kearney, because she is in the witness protection program and is going to testify against her father …

♡ AND THE HAZE WILL TAKE US ♡

The last sacred oak tree, standing on the edge of the village, began to wither and shed its leaves, which means that changes are coming. After all, the tree is the only defense against the horrors that live in the fog. The heroine, together with Tata and Milon, try to find out what happened to Vereya in her last hours of life, because her spirit keeps appearing to her sister. The high priestess, seeing this, offers the heroine to become a priestess and a student of her grandson, the magus Ozar. The MC agrees. The priests go to the stone idols to make a sacrifice to the gods and plant the seeds of the sacred oak. But during the ceremony, the heroine is stupefied by a goblin who has crept close to the village. And at night, falling into a deep sleep after a hard day, she sees her twin Vereya in her bedroom again…

♡ THE THUNDERSTORMS SAGA ♡

The long war between the Kingdom of Esshai and the Ro'od Empire may finally come to an end. The condition of the truce is the marriage between the princess of Esshai, Fanuel, and the crown prince of Ro'od, Tai. The king of Esshai sends two ladies-in-waiting with his daughter, one of whom is our heroine, a young court sorceress. Representatives of the two peoples meet on the border of their lands, on a mountain pass: here, Princess Fanuel must undergo the rite of entry into the Ro'od clan. The night after the rite, the MC accidentally witnesses Fanuel's conversation with an unknown person about her desire to violate her father's order and not marry Tai. The next morning, the princess is found at the bottom of a gorge with a broken neck. Chaos begins in the camp. The conclusion of peace is under threat, as is the life of the young sorceress: she is threatened with death at the hands of a dragon rider…

STORIES THAT ARE NOT IN THE SEPTEMBER 2024 UPDATE:

DRACULA: A LOVE STORY

LOVE FROM OUTER SPACE

HELL AND HIGH WATER

LOVE, SIN & EVIL (VOLUME 1)

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Credits to: u/euphorheya for the translation

and nvta for the original post^^

Here is the link

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𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐈

Selamat pagi - Good morning, until 11 am Selamat siang - Hello, 11 pm till 3 pm Selamat sore - Good afternoon, 3 pm until sundown Selamat malam - Good evening, after sundown

‘Selamat’ means happiness, well-being and blessing, it’s used in many greetings

Sampai jumpa lagi! - Goodbye, when you expect to see each other soon again Sampai jumpa - Goodbye, *short form Selamat jalan! - Have a good trip! When someone goes on a trip. Selamat tinggal! - Goodbye! The one going on the trip

Nama saya - My name (is)

Saya berasal dari Jakarta - I came from Jakarta

Siapa nama kamu? - What is your name?

To say I am it’s enough to say saya.. or aku… informal | Aku Dewi - I’m Dewi informal | Aku dari Inggris - I’m from England formal | Saya dari Amerika - I’m from America

When saya or aku comes after a noun it means my

Dari mana kamu berasal? - Where are you from? malam - evening, night pagi - morning Kalimantan - Indonesian part of Borneo Java - Indonesian island guru - teacher hotel - hotel bus - bus

Selamat pagi, Bapak Ridwan! Good morning, mr Ridwan!

Selamat sore, Ibu Santi! Good afternoon, ms Santi!

Dari mana Ibu berasal? Where are you from?

Bapak is the polite form of address for an adult man Ibu is the polite form of address for an adult woman

Formal | Saya orang Jerman - I’m German Formal | Anda orang Inggris? - You’re English? Formal | Bapak orang Indonesia? - You’re Indonesian? Informal | Kamu orang Amerika? - You’re American?

Orang Person Anda - you gn | formal Bapak - you masc | formal Ibu - you fem | formal Kamu - you gn | informal

Anda can be used in the same sentence as Bapak/Ibu with the meaning Mr/Ms

Informal Kamu siapa? - Who are you? Informal Dan kamu? - And you? Saya - I Ya - Yes Belanda - The Netherlands Cina - China Prancis - France

“Bhinneka Tunggal Iha” Unity in Diversity

orang Cina - Chinese person orang Arab - Arabic person orang Belanda - Dutch person

If there any mistakes, please do correct them!!

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NASIB IMAH 4: MR. SARVAN

Atan menunggu lama dipintu bilik guru. Dia dipanggil oleh Cikgu Suzy. Beberapa minit kemudian Cikgu Suzy keluar.

“Atan nanti tunggu Cikgu… kita balik sama emmm cikgu ada hal nak cakap dengan Atan” Atan cuma menganggukkan kepalanya.

Di kedai, selang beberapa puluh meter dari rumah Atan. Muthu berbincang dengan Suki dan Seman.

“Itu pompuan yang kita projekkan sudah tahu sama kita. Dia kasi warning jangan kasi projek sama dia lagi. Kalo mahu nanti dia akan kasi tahu boleh ka, tadak boleh ka”

“Sapa yang bagi tahu ni” Sampuk Seman. Muthu diam sebab dia yang menyebabkan Imah tahu mengenai mereka.

“Tapi, kita jangan risau sebab dia tak akan kasi tahu sesiapa punya.. itu dia cakap pagi ini sama aku” sambung Muthu.

Perbincangan terhenti apabila Muthu ada pelanggan. Tijah dan Kak Tom.

“Apa macam Kak Tomm, Cik Tijah mahu apa pagi ini” Tanya Muthu mesra.

Seman dan Suki memerhati kedua perempuan itu dari hujung mata sambil bermain dam. Kedua-dua perempuan itu telah mereka projekkan. Mereka tahu buah dada Kak Tom bulat dengan putingnya hitam menonjol. Bulu Kak Tom lebat dan panjang hampir menutup mulut cipapnya. Tijah pulak buah dadanya sederhana. Putingnya tidak begitu gelap. Bulu pantatnya sedikit dan ditrim rapi.

Malam mereka projekkan Tijak, Seman masih ingat lagi yang dia yang menjilat cipap Tijah sehingga Tijah klimeks dua kali berturut-turut. Melihat ponggong Kak Tom dan Tijah menyebabkan Suki, Seman dan Muthu sendiri terbangkit nafsunya. Mungkin pantang mereka untuk tidak mengulangi projek kepada orang yang mereka telah projekkan itu perlu dipertimbangkan semula. Kak Tom dan Tijah memilih sayur dan ikan dengan layanan mesra dari Muthu.

Di rumah Atan kedengaran nyaring suara ibunya yang mengerang dengan suara yang meninggi “ laju lagi bangggg Imah pancuuuuuuuuut nieeeeeeeee”

Di sekolah Atan memikirkan mengenai Cikgu Suzi yang selalu menyebabkan balaknya bangun. Mungkin sampai masa dia pun turut berseronok sebagaimana orang dewasa berseronok. Macam emaknya berseronok. Mungkin dan semuanya mungkin…

Melangkah laju menuju bilik air. Kali ini Cikgu Suzi merangsangnya lagi. Duduk di atas mejanya dengan skirt singkat hampir ke pangkal sambil memberikan penerangan kepada pelajar lain. Balak Atan benar-benar mencanak keras. Langkahnya makin laju untuk ke bilik air. Masuk sahaja Atan terus mengeluarkan balaknya. Dengan meludah ke tapak tangannya dia mula melancap. Dia tak tahan melihat paha putih Cikgu Suzi. Dia bayangkan bagaimana dia melihat ibunya berseronok dengan lelaki bertopeng dan dia bayangkan bagaimana Cikgu Suzi memintanya untuk berseronok sebagai mana ibunya berseronok dengan orang bertopeng tempoh hari.

Atan dapat merasai yang air maninya akan terpancut bila-bila masa sahaja.

“Uhh yaaaaahhh Uhhhhhh” Ketika itu air maninya terpancut deras ke dalam lubang tandas. Ketika itu juga dia merasakan tangan kasar di atas bahunya. Dengan muka pucat dia berpaling. Guru Disiplin Mr. Sarvan Singh berdiri tegak dibelakangnya. Rupanya dalam nak cepat tadi dia lupa untuk menutup pintu tandasnya.

“Atan apa bikin?” Belum sempat Atan menjawab Guru Disiplinnya menariknya keluar tandas.

“Ini salah tau Atan…sekarang mari ikut saya”

Dengan mengenakan zip seluarnya Atan mengikut sahaja. Gurunya membawanya naik ke kereta. Atan kebingungan.

“Sekarang bagi tau saya… mana rumah”

Dalam keadaan takut Atan memberitahu alamat rumahnya. Mr.Sarvan Singh mula memandu.

“Ini kes eh …saya mesti kasi tau sama itu ayah awak juga”

“Ayah saya tak ada di rumah”

“Ibu awak juga” Atan diam sepanjang perjalanan ke rumahnya.

“Mana itu rumah?”

“Itu…yang hujung tu”

Mereka turun kereta, berjalan menuju ke arah rumah hujung yang kelihatannya sangat sunyi. Imah menyiapkan basuhan pakaiannya lalu dimasukkan ke dalam bakul untuk dijemur diluar rumah nanti. Dia mengelap tubuhnya yang basah kuyup lalu melilitkan tuala ke tubuhnya yang montok. Ketika itu pintu rumah di ketuk.

“Siapa?”

“Mak, Atan!”

“Atan?” sambil bergegas ke pintu.

Apa hal pulak Atan balik masa ni. Imah membuka pintu. Tersembul Atan di hadapan pintu dengan seorang Benggali yang tinggi dan sasa. Berpakaian kemas dan bertali leher. Sarvan Singh melihat tubuh montok Imah yang hanya dibalut dengan tuala yang kecil.

“Maaf puan…saya ada hal nak bincang dengan puan mengenai anak puan”

“Err sila masuk”

Guru Disiplin masuk bersama Atan.

“Sila duduk cikgu..saya tukar pakaian sekejap” Imah masuk bilik.

“Atan” Imah memanggil Atan masuk kebiliknya.

Atan masuk ke bilik emaknya Imah bertanya kepada anaknya perkara yang berlaku. Atan menceritakan satu persatu secara perlahan agar cikgunya tidak dengar di luar. Imah meminta anaknya ke kedai Muthu dan jangan balik sehingga dia dipanggil.

“Cikgu duduk sebentar saya ada hal sedikit” Lalu Imah masuk ke dapur mencari akal sambil membuat air.

Cikgu Sarvan gelisah diluar, namun dia buat-buat tenang. Apa salah nya lagi pun Ibu Atan nampaknya boleh tahan seksinya. Sedang dia mengelamun tiba-tiba ada orang ketuk pintu. Imah bergegas keluar membukanya. Imah nampak Rosli tercegak kat luar pintu. “Abang!” Rosli tersengeh melangkah masuk lalu Imah mengunci pintu.

“Abang, ini Cikgu Sarvan ..Cikgu Atan” Rosli bersalam tetapi belum sempat dia duduk Imah menarik Rosli ke dalam rumah.

“Sebentar , Cikgu…” pinta Imah.

Pintu bilik Imah biarkan renggang. Dari ruangan terbuka tentu Cikgu Sarvan boleh melihat bahagian kaki sesiapa sahaja yang berbaring di atas katil dalam bilik itu.

“Apa hal, ni Mah?” tanya Rosli.

“Abang nak pakai Imah?” sambil memeluk pinggang Rosli.

“Yalah ..kalau tidak takkan Abang singgah ni” Sambil tangannya mula meramas ponggong Imah.

“Atan ada hal sikit kat sekolah, itu yang cikgu dia datang tu, mungkin akan dikenakan tindakan, Imah tak mahu Atan kena masalah di sekolah, nanti abang Jimi marah Imah pulak” Hurai Imah panjang lebar sambil tangannya mula menggosok balak Rosli yang sedang tegang. Tangannya mula membuka seluar Rosli.

“Habis Imah nak abang buat apa sekarang?”

“Abang buat apa yang abang datang nak buat dengan Imah, lepas tu abang ajak benggali kat luar tu buat dengan Imah pulak”

“Emmm ..abang faham” tangannya mula membuka pakaiannya dan Imah pula menanggalkan kainnya serta baju yang dipakainya.

Imah naik ke atas katil dan Rosli mula memainkan peranan. Dia jilatnya cipap Imah dan menghisap kelentit Imah.

“Auuuuh emmmm!” Imah mula mengerang.

Di luar Cikgu Sarvan masih membaca majalah yang ada dihadapannya. Pada fikirannya tentu Ibu dan bapa Atan sedang berbincang mengenai masalah Atan. Tiba-tiba telinganya mendengar bunyi Imah yang sedang mengerang. Dari pandangannya jelas kelihatan kaki ibu Atan sedang memaut kaki “suaminya”. Cikgu Sarvan tidak tahu yang Rosli Cuma sahabat kepada bapa Atan. Rosli menyetubuhi Imah dengan rakus. Mengetahui bahawa perbuatannya itu sedang diintip orang menambahkan lagi ghairah. Lagi pun dia dah dua hari dalam perjalanan membawa lori balak tak kena barang.

“Uh yaaa, kuat lagi bangggggg” Keluh Imah.

Cikgu Sarvan bangun dari tempat duduknya dan perlahan-lahan berjalan menuju ke pintu bilik Imah. Dia tahu benar yang Ibu Atan dan bapanya sedang melakukan hubungan seks. Apabila hampir dengan pintu jelas dapat dilihatnya keseluruhan yang berlaku di atas katil. Imah yang separuh pejam dapat melihat bahawa Cikgu Sarvan sedang mengintainya di pintu. Dia pun memberikan ransangan yang secukupnya bagi menambahkan keghairahan penontonnya. Di angkatnya kaki ke atas dan sekali sekali diangkatnya ponggong agar balak Rosli masuk dengan lebih dalam lagi.

“Yahhhhh, lajuuuu lagi banggg” Jerit Imah memandangkan dia kian hampir klimeks.

Rosli bekerja keras, dia juga kian hampir dengan klimeksnya. Cikgu Sarvan mengurut balaknya yang panjang dan besar dalam seluarnya. Dia tak tahan melihat adegan yang jelas didepan matanya.

“OK bangggg pancut sekarangggggg” Pinta Imah.

Rosli menekan sedalam-dalamnya ke dalam tubuh Imah.

“Yeahhhhhhhhh”Jerit Imah apabila merasakan pancutan demi pancutan yang dilepaskan oleh Rosli ke dalam rahimnya.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh” Keluh Rosli.

Rosli cepat-cepat bagun setelah mencabut balaknya dari cipap Imah. Air maninya membuat keluar dari cipap Imah yang masih panas dek pancutannya. Cikgu Sarvan mula berundur berpaling ke arah kerusi semula tetapi …

“Cikgu!” dia terdengar suara Rosli

Sarvan berpaling dan melihat Rosli masih berbogel dengan balaknya basah berjuntai. Sarvan terhenti ditengah ruang tamu.

“Sekarang giliran Cikgu pulak” nyata Rosli. Sarvan terpinga-pinga.

Imah mendengar persilaan Rosli. Dia cepat-cepat bangun dan membersihkan dirinya dengan menggunakan tuala. Dia sedar Cikgu Sarvan dalam dilema sekarang. Dia berdiri dipintu dengan tersenyum.

“Sila cikgu”

“Tarak apa” jawab Sarvan.

Imah melangkah ke luar mendapatkannya. Buah dadanya yang besar dan tegang berunjut mengikut langkahnya.

“Takkan cikgu setampan ini tak suka kepada perempuan” tangannya mula membelai balak Sarvan yang besar dan panjang dalam seluar.

Imah membuka zip seluar Sarvan dan menyeluk ke dalam seluar dimana balak benggali itu sedang mengembang.

“Alat yang bagus nie” tangannya mula menggenggam balak yang besar dalam seluar yang sempit. Tangan Cikgu Sarvan mula memeluk tubuh Imah.

“Bawak ke dalam Imah” Pinta Rosli sambil melangkah mengikut di belakang.

Di dalam Imah duduk di pinggir katil dan mula membuka seluar Sarvan. Tersembul keluar balak yang panjang dan besar. Rosli duduk disebelak Imah sambil membelai buah dada Imah.

“Tengok banggg besarnyaa” Imah mula merocoh balak Sarvan.

Lalu dia mula menghisap kepala balak. Hanya kepala sahaja yang masuk ke mulutnya, yang lain diurutnya dengan tangan. Selang beberapa kali mengisap kepala balak yang besar dan menjilat seluruh batangnya sampai ke buah zakarnya yang juga tidak kurang besarnya. Imah berundur ke atas katil. Dia mengambil sebiji bantar dan mengalasnya di bawah ponggong. Sarvan mengikut dengan balaknya keras berjuntai.

“Cikgu buat perlahan ye” Pinta Imah.

Sarvan cuma senyum sambil menyuakan kepala balaknya ke mulut cipap Imah. Imah membuka mulut cipapnya dengan jari supaya kemasukan menjadi lebih mudah. Sarvan menekan kepala balaknya. Imah menggigit bibir. Tangannya diletakkan di paha Sarvan. Sarvan menekan lagi.

“Aughhhhh…besarnyaaaaaaa” jerit Imah.

Sarvan menarik sedikit, membiarkan Imah menyesuaikan diri. Rosli turut merangsang dengan menghisap buah dada Imah dengan rakus. Imah menarik nafas, dia cuba releks otot cipapnya. Balak yang besar tu bagai ingin mengoyak cipapnya namun air mani yang banyak ditinggalkan oleh Rosli dalam rahimnya banyak membantu melicinkan kemasukan balak Sarvan. Imah menganggukkan kepala kepada Sarvan menandakan yang dia sudah bersedia. Sarvan menarik sedikit balaknya.

“Emmmmmmm” rintih Imah. Sarvan menekan perlahan-lahan ke dalam.

“Oooohhhhhhhhhhh auggg……aaaaahhhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhh emmmhh” Sarvan mula menyorong tarik dengan tempo yang perlahan.

Tubuh Imah mula berenjut. Tangan Imah mula mencari balak Rosli di sebelahnya.

“Mari bang ohhh Imah hisappp uuuuhhhh”

Rosli menyuakan balaknya ke mulut Imah. Imah menghisapnya dengan rakus. Sarvan menggunakan kesempatan yang ada dengan sepenuhnya. Dia tidak pernah merasa cipap Melayu, kini menikmatinya. Memang dia selalu kepingin merasai orang melayu tetapi dia takut. Kali ini dia akan menikmati habis-habisan.

Perubahan kedudukan dengan Sarvan terlentang dengan Imah menonggangnya pula. Imah dah klimeks sekali tetapi masih bertenaga untuk meneruskan. Rosli dapat melihat dengan jelas balak Sarvan keluar masuk ke dalam cipap Imah. Balak besar yang terpalit dengan lendiran putih masuk hampir keseluruhannya ke dalam cipap ketat Imah.

Tangan kasar Sarvan meramah kedua buah dada Imah yang bergoyang di atas mukanya menyebabkan Imah hilang punca dan terus klimeks buat kali kedua dengan Sarvan. Imah tertiarap di atas dada berbulu Sarvan. Tangan kasar Sarvan berpindah ke ponggong Imah pula. Rehat beberapa minit. Kedudukan berubah lagi. Kali ini doggie pula.

Imah meninggikan ponggongnya untuk menerima hentakan padu daripada Sarvan. Buah dadanya yang bulat bergegar dan berayun setiap kali Sarvan menghentak masuk balaknya yang besar dan panjang itu. Tangannya menggenggam erat pada cadar yang tidak lagi menutup tilam empok tempat tidurnya dengan sempurna. Tiba-tiba Imah melihat Rosli berada di hadapannya. Balaknya yang tegang mencanak di depan mata dekat dengan mukanya. Imah faham benar yang Rosli juga tidak tahan melihat dirinya dikerjakan oleh Sarvan dengan berbagai kedudukan.

Masa berjalan begitu cepat. Sarvan masih lagi boleh bertahan walau pun Imah sudah kemuncak sebanyak tiga kali. Imah mula menghisap balak Rosli bagai nak gila. Dia mahu Rosli pancut dalam mulut dia. Rosli memegang kiri kanan kepala Imah dan menghayunnya ke arah balaknya. Dia sempat senyum ke arah Sarvan sambil menahan nikmat.

“Ok Cikgu….kita pancut sama” cadang Rosli.

“OK…” jawab Sarvan.

Dengan itu Sarvan menghayun dengan lebih laju dan dalam lagi. Imah dapat merasakan yang kedua-dua balak yang meraduk tubuhnya hampir benar dengan klimeks. Dia menenangkan dirinya yang kini diluar kawalan lagi. Dia tidak lagi perlu bekerja keras Cuma menanti nikmat yang bakal dicurahkan ke dalam rongga tubuhnya sahaja. Dia sedar dia pun akan klimek bila-bila masa sahaja lagi. Tiba-tiba “Ahhhhhh uhhhhh” keluh Sarvan.

Pancutan demi pancutan dilepaskan ke dalam rahim Imah. Imah dapat merasakan kehangatan yang diberikan oleh Sarvan ke dalam rahimnya itu. Dia juga mengalami kenikmatan klimeks pada ketika yang sama tetapi tidak mampu berdengus kerana Rosli juga sedang memuntahkan lahar maninya ke dalam mulut Imah. Imah terpaksa bekerja kerana menelan setiap titik pancutan yang dilepaskan ke dalam mulutnya. Hidangan kegemarannya.

Sarvan terbungkam di atas belakang Imah. Imah tertiarap dengan kakinya masih lagi terkangkang. Dia merasakan balak Sarvan masih besar dalam cipapnya. Dia tidak peduli cuma dia inginkan oksigen untuk memenuhi rongga paru-parunya. Balak Rosli masih lagi digenggamnya seerat mungkin untuk menghabiskan sisa mani yang mungkin masih mengalir di dalam saluran kencingnya. Rosli tersandar ke kepala katil kelelahan.

Imah dapat merasakan pelukan Sarvan dan tangan kasarnya perlahan-lahan meramas buah dadanya yang terhimpit di atas tilam. Perlahan-lahan Sarvan bangun dan mencabut balaknya yang lebik keluar dari cipap Imah. Membuak air mani keluar bersamanya meleleh ke atas tilam membentuk satu tompokan yag besar.

“Mana bilik air?” tanya Sarvan.

Rosli memberi tunjuk arah dan Sarvan keluar bilik.

Tangan Rosli membelai rambut Imah yang masih keletihan. Imah bangun dan mengenakan kain sarungnya. Begitu juga dengan Rosli, dia mengenakan tuala. Kedua mereka bersandar di kepala katil. Apabila Sarvan masuk semula ke dalam bilik. Mata Imah tertumpu ke arah balak besar yang berjuntai antara paha Sarvan.

“Perkara apa yang cikgu nak bincang dengan saya?” tanya Imah.

Sarvan gamam seketika. Tidak mungkin dia akan mengatakan bahawa Atan telah melanggar disiplin di sekolah. Perlahan-lahan dia memungut pakaiannya dilantai dan mengenakan satu persatu. Akalnya memikirkan alasan yang baik untuk menghantar Atan ke rumah.

“Oh. itu Atan ….dia..tadi sakit kepala juga. Sebab itu saya hantarnya balik” Jawab Sarvan.

Imah senyum. Dia turun dari katilnya mendapatkan Sarvan.

“Terima kasih kerana menjaga Atan dengan baik”sambil memegang tangan cikgu Sarvan.

“Ohhh itu tak apa..er..saya kena balik dulu” Pinta Sarvan.

Imah mengiringinya ke pintu luar. Dia melihat Ckugu Sarvan masuk ke dalam kereta dan meluncur berlalu. Imah terus senyum dengan gelagat Sarvan. Sempat juga dia meramas ponggong Imah sebelum keluar rumah. Imah masuk ke dalam rumah. Rosli masih bersandar di kepala katil. Imah menghampirinya dan mengucup bibir Rosli.

‘Terima kasih bang, kalau tidak kerana abang entah apa yang terjadi pada Atan”

“Ah..abang pun tumpang seronok juga”

“OK sekarang abang nak Imah buat apa..Imah akan ikut semua kehendak abang” Sambil membuka tuala yang dipakai oleh Rosli. Tangannya terus membelai balak Rosli yang tidak bermaya. “Jom ..mandi bersama abang” Imah Cuma mengikut Rosli dari belakang untuk ke bilik air.

Atan di kedai Muthu berehat di bawah pokok ceri melihat orang main dam. Sedang dia asyik itu dia sempat melihat Cikgu Sarvan lalu di jalan meluncur laju ke jalan besar. Terasa ingin dia balik ke rumah tetapi emaknya pesan supaya jangan balik sehingga di panggil. Dia mengeluarkan duit dalam poketnya lalu membeli ais kream daripada Muthu.

Setelah melumur tubuh dengan sabun Rosli meminta Imah menonggeng di lantai bilik air. Dia memasuki tubuh Imah dari belakang.

“Emmm” keluh Imah.

Rosli menghayun. Imah menahan, buah dadanya berayun. Setelah menyorong tarik lebih kurang lima minit, Rosli menarik keluar balaknya. Imah menoleh ke belakang. Rosli membuka lurah ponggong Imah, menyuakan kepala balaknya ke lubang dubur Imah. Imah tunduk, tangannya menyucuk ke dalam cipapnya biar jarinya bersalut lendir mani yang banyak terdapat di dalamnya.

Di lumurkan cecair putih itu ke bukaan duburnya dengan memasukkan jarinya ke dalam lubang duburnya yang ketat. Rosli mula menekan. Ketat. Rosli menekan lagi. Imah releks menyebabkan duburnya memberikan laluan. Balak Rosli masuk, ketat, sebat sampai rapat. Dibiarkan tengggelam beberapa ketika. Imah menjerut kemutan duburnya. Rosli menggigit bibir.

“Ketat nie Imah. Jimie tak pernah masuk lubang nie ke?”

“Selalu jugak bang …ohhh” Imah menghayun ponggongnya .

“Su dan Shida bagi ke lubang belakang mereka bang” Tanya Imah mengenai isteri Rosli yang bernama Su dan Shida isteri Kutty.

“Kedua-duanya abang dah merasa cuma Imah sahaja yang abang dapat hari ini”

“Abang suka bontot Imah?”

“Abang memang kaki bontot”

“Emmm henjut kuat lagi bang….kenapa abang tak cakap ketika abang singgah selalu tuu”

“Abang takut Imah marah” Hayunan Rosli kian padat.

Ponggong Imah yang gebu bergegar setiap kali dihentak oleh Rosli.

“Imah bagi punya sebab abang Jimie suruh Imah layan abang dan abang Kutty macam Imah layan diaaaaa emmmm bangggg”

“Imaaaahhhhh abang pancut nieeee” Rosli kejang. Balaknya memancut air maninya dalam ke rongga dubur Imah.

“Ya banggg bagi kat Imaaaaahh” Imah menjerut cincin duburnya sekuat mungkin agar Rosli menikmati duburnya sepenuhnya.

Ketika itu Imah merasakan kehangatan pancutan mani dalam duburnya. Das demi das. Setelah mandi dan berpakaian Rosli meminta diri untuk meneruskan perjalanannya. Apabila di tanya ke mana dia menjawab ke JB. Dia juga mengatakan yang di akan berjuma Jimie di JB nanti.

“Pestalah itu dengan Kak Shida di JB” Gurau Imah dengan merujuk yang suaminya Jimie dan Rosli akan melanyak Shida isteri Kutty di JB nanti.

“Imah pun bersedia sebab Abang Kutty dijangka sampai ke sini 3 hari lagi dari Kuantan” pesan Rosli.

Imah tahu benar yang Kutty seorang lagi sahabat karib suaminya sekarang berada di Kuantan tentunya sedang melanyak Su, isteri Rosli sendiri. Perjanjiannya begitu saling berkongsi.

“Err Bang, tolong jangan sampai abang Jimie tahu tentang Atan dan Cikgunya ye” Sambil meramas ponggong Imah, Rosli melangkah keluar

“Abang tahu lah” Merenung jauh sambil melambai Rosli meninggalkan rumah ke lorinya yang berada di hentian lebuh raya Imah memikirkan rancangan untuk anaknya Atan.

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ORIGIN AND MEANING OF THE NAME IGBO

The meaning of the name Igbo has been a subject of debate and speculation among many people. There is no consensus on its true meaning.

Firstly, it is important to note that the names of ethnic groups are not always derived from within those groups. For example, the Yoruba people used to refer to themselves as the anago or the aku people, and the name Yoruba was given to them by the Hausa people, which supposedly means someone who is tricky or untrustworthy. However, this is just an example and not our main focus.

Regarding the name Igbo, many have suggested that it comes from Heebo, Eboe, or Ibo. However, this is a false narrative driven by an agenda to draw similarities to Hebrew. It is important to note that no Igbo clan, town, or tribe refers to themselves or others as Ibo, Mr Ibu, Heebo, or Eboe. These terms were first encountered in colonial texts or documents by Portuguese or British explorers and cartographers. The transcriptions of Igbo names were based on how they sounded to these foreigners, taking into consideration their own linguistic rules. As a result, it is easy to transcribe Igbo into Heebo or Eboe, but this does not reflect the true linguistic structures of the Igbo language.

Elevating a western corruption of the native Igbo tribe to a factual and legitimate status is illogical and mischievous. The names Heebo, Eboe, and Ibo are all Western corruptions of Igbo and hold no meaning to the indigenous people. Additionally, attempts to link Igbo to Hebrew through fabricated synonyms such as Igbrew or Hibu are baseless and lack factual support.

The name Hebrew itself is an English corruption of the original Ivriyyim. Many English corruptions have resulted in false similarities, such as using the word Jew instead of the original Hebrew word Yahudi, or Judah instead of Yahuda. It is important to correct these corruptions to truly understand the original Hebrew language.

Some have tried to link Igbo to gboo, suggesting that Igbo means ndi gboo, which translates to ancient people. Although this seems more credible than previous examples, ndi gboo simply means "ndi gboo" and ndi Igbo means ndi Igbo. They are not the same. Furthermore, many parts of Igbo land use different terms like Oche, Ochie, or Akani/Okani to refer to ancient. If it was "ndi gboo," it would have been gboo people, not Igbo people. The etymology and intonation of gboo and Igbo are distinct.

When considering the origin and meaning of the word Igbo, there are three etymologies that give it meaning. These meanings can be found locally without misspelling the word. The first etymology suggests that Igbo originated from a proto-Kwa word meaning "forest" or "forest people," as they were among the first proto-Kwa people to settle in the rainforest area and assimilate the indigenous Pygmy population.

The second etymology suggests that the tribes who settled by the riverbanks referred to the interior tribes as Igbo, indicating those who lived in the interior forests. The hinterland tribes referred to them as oru/olu.

To fully grasp the composite meaning of Igbo and why it became the name of the ethnic group, we must consider the third etymology. Igbo simply means the community or the people of the community. This term was commonly used in the past but has become obsolete, replaced by more commonly used terms like oha, except in certain areas where archaic dialects are still maintained. Igbo is an old usage that signifies the community or congregation of the people. Understanding this sheds light on expressions like "Igbo Nsukka" and the names of communities such as Igbo Etiti, Igbo Eze, Igbo Ukwu, and Igbo Uzo. Over time, it evolved into an ethnic identity, eventually encompassing Oru as well.