#Mr Dr Ian Malcolm

[twelvebooksstuff]

LOL that is an understandable urge in light of some recent plot events. It would definitely force him to help humanity and probably give him an identity crisis at the same time, since he’s so attached to the idea of “not help[ing] humanity” (in his own words)

…yeah Ian’s leading the charge which is nice it’s own way

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

[underthewingsofthblackeagle]

The Countdown to Happiness - Day 14

Picture: Panorama Helsinki / Finland - Dom und Parlamentsplatz (by   tap5a)

From November 24th on, I will post one chapter of

“We only do this for Fergus!”

[From @outlanderpromptexchange - Prompt 3: Fake Relationship AU: Jamie Fraser wants to formally adopt his foster son Fergus, but his application will probably not be approved… unless he is married and/or in a committed relationship. Enter one Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp (Randall?) to this story]

every day until it’s “Happy End”. Yes, you might not believe it but there is a Happy End coming around New Year’s Eve / New Year :) I hope you enjoy reading this little story (again).

[finnofamerica]

The Next Future Mrs. Malcolm- Ian Malcolm X reader | Smut

Summary: Reader enjoys a very romantic night out with Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Word Count: 2,234

Date Posted: 03.25.24

Prompt: Could it be a smutty romantic fic of Ian with a GF with a praise kink?

TW: AFAB LANGUAGE USED, Toy use in public, dirty talk, praise, oral (giving)

Note: The toy Used is the Lovense Lush 3. Linked so you can get a visual.

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The package left on your doorstep was a large brown box unceremoniously taped closed. There was no return address, but you suspected you knew who it was from. See, your boyfriend Ian just got back from his book tour, and he loves to surprise you with a romantic night out. 

You opened the box, the true surprise inside. There were several beautifully wrapped boxes of different sizes, each completed with a neatly tied bow. Sitting on the very top of the pile was a note. 

Y/n,

Pamper yourself today. I’ll pick you up at 7:30 for dinner, and your outfit is included in the box. I can’t wait to see you, Beautiful. 

Ian

You did exactly that. You spent the morning in the shower exfoliating, shaving, and doing anything else that you could think of in preparation for your surprise date. Ian had bought you an entirely new outfit��new lingerie that contrasted your skin beautifully and gave you the perfect amount of cleavage. A small box contained a pair of thin, silvery dangling earrings that looked like stars falling from the sky when the light hit them just right, as well as a matching bracelet. A large champagne-colored box contained the dress that hugged your body like a second skin. But there was another box, baby pink, wrapped in a champagne bow. 

Your brows furrowed, and a complete outfit was sitting on your bed in front of you; you couldn’t imagine what was in this box. Gently, you untied the bow and opened the lid, a note falling from it as you did. Inside sat an oddly shaped hot pink silicone device. It was kind of egg-shaped, with a long, thin “tail” extending from one end to a small circle that had a button. 

You inspected the smooth surface of the device before picking up the note. Ian gave you directions to the app to download and instructions on how to share control of the device. Taking it to the bathroom, you gave the device a quick wash with mild soap before setting it on a clean towel to dry and setting an alarm for six-thirty. 

Your heart raced as you stood in front of the mirror, dressed in the gorgeous black body con dress that accentuated your features. The vibrator was surprisingly easy to insert with a little bit of lube, and the shape allowed it to sit inside your vaginal canal without slipping out; it was quite a snug, comfortable fit. The tail sat outside of your body, curling up toward your stomach, held against your skin by the crotchless panties Ian had bought you. 

You inspected your appearance. You looked hot. Ian really knew how to dress you, and telling you what to wear was one of his favorite things. He wasn’t the type of guy who told you what to wear because he didn’t want other men to think you looked sexy. In fact, his intentions were almost the exact opposite. Ian loved buying you clothes and dressing you because he wanted other men to be jealous. He wanted to show you off to the world and show them the gorgeous woman he bagged. 

Seven-thirty on the dot, there was a knock at your door. Ian stood on the other side, towering above your short stature, with a single rose, dethorned, and a mischievous grin on his lips. 

“Hi, Sweetheart,” He scanned your outfit and caressed your cheek, “Don’t you look beautiful.” 

You couldn’t fight the smile on your face as heat rushed to your cheeks. He’d just arrived, and he was already turning you into a melty puddle of girl goo. “Thank you.” 

“Spin so I can get the full view.” 

You obeyed his request, turning slowly as he inspected you. The second your back was fully turned, he landed a swift smack to your ass, making you yelp. 

“Just as I thought,” he mused, “You’re perfect.” 

His praise filled you with warmth and an inexplicable desire to please. You were frozen in place as he leaned in to whisper in your ear, “And after dinner, I’m ruining that beautiful makeup of yours.” 

And there it was. A rush of arousal shot through you, making you shiver in anticipation. 

“Are you ready to go?” You asked, swallowing down your nerves and taking his hand. 

“Just waiting on you, Beautiful,” He grinned, leading you downstairs to his car. 

The restaurant wasn’t the fanciest in town, not that that mattered to you. You didn’t care if you went to an Olive Garden as long as you were with Ian. It was a lovely white tablecloth restaurant located on the bay with outdoor seating that overlooked the sea. Once parked, Ian reached underneath your dress and turned on the vibrator, connecting his Bluetooth to it so he could control the vibration. 

The lowest setting was a soft steady rumble that pressed against your G-spot with every step as Ian led you to the host stand. 

“I have a reservation for Dr. Malcolm.” He said suavely. 

“Oh!” The host beamed, “Right this way, we have your private table ready.” 

She led you both outside to the patio seating, half of it blocked off with beautiful flowered hedges on rolling planter boxes. You passed through the deliberate gap in the hedges, your table sitting center in the decorated space. 

“Ian,” You squeezed his hand, nerves crawling up your spine, “This is so fancy.” 

Of course, by fancy, you meant expensive. Expensiveness made you nervous - guilty. You didn’t want to be a financial burden. 

“Hey,” He gave you a comforting smile, “Only the best for my gorgeous girl.” 

You let out a shallow breath, letting him guide you to your chair. He pulls it out for you like a gentleman before scooting you in. 

“Here are your menus,” the host said, placing the hard-covered menu books on the table. “Your server will be by shortly.” 

Every aspect of the dinner was lovely, only heightened by the vibrator buzzing inside you. Throughout dinner, Ian had adjusted the settings, making it difficult for you to sit still, but somehow, you managed. You were more worried about wether or not there would be a wet mark on the butt of your dress from how much you felt like you were soaking. 

The vibrator suddenly stopped, making your brows furrow in confusion. You honestly missed the sensation now.

“Y/n, I often used to make jokes about how I’m always looking for the next future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. But I’ve realized I don’t want another Ex-Mrs. Malcolm.” He paused, and your heart sank. Was he breaking up with you? 

“I just want the next Mrs. Malcolm.” Ian got down on his knee. Your breath caught in your chest. “I want you to be the next Mrs. Malcolm, and I am determined to make it last this time. Will you marry me?” 

Tears welled in your eyes as you nodded. You hopped out of your chair and pulled him into a hug. 

“Yes, I will.” You kissed him, refusing to let your tears spill over and ruin your makeup. Ian slipped the beautiful moss agate ring on your finger and kissed your hand. You chuckled, “For a second there, I thought you might be breaking up with me.” 

Ian laughed as he helped you back to your seat, “I don’t want to break up with you ever.” 

Finally, the bill was settled, and the server brought out dessert and two glasses of sparkling wine. 

“Congratulations, you both,” The server, Richard, bid his farewell as you enjoyed the final moments of your meal. 

You were completely filled with warmth as Ian drove you both back to your shared apartment. The second the door clicked shut behind you, Ian’s lips were on yours, and his arms wrapped around you. 

“Ian!” You protested with a giggle, “Can we at least make it to the bedroom first?” 

“I don’t know, Sweetheart,” He growled slightly, “You just look so damn good as my fianceé. I can’t wait to make that makeup run.” 

Arousal rushed through you again, practically making you salivate. You managed to separate yourself from him just long enough to get to your knees, hastily undoing the belt to his sleek dress pants, freeing his thick member. 

Ian let out a groan as you licked him root to tip before taking the head of his cock in your mouth, smudging your recently reapplied lipstick. 

“Fuck you’re good at that,” His hand fell to your hair, pulling the strands away from your face. “I remember we we first got together, you could barely get it in your mouth without gagging.” 

You relaxed your throat, inching your way down his cock until your nose pressed to his groin. 

“Look at you now.” He praised, “Deepthroating like a champ. I’m so fucking proud of you.” 

Ian slowly rocked his hips, gently fucking your mouth as you forced yourself to sit on your hands and relinquish control to him. You loved pleasing him, listening to the string of praise falling from his lips as he fucked your throat until tears spilled from your eyes, and arousal was practically pooling on the floor underneath you. 

“I need to feel you,” He pulled his cock out with a satisfying pop, helping you up from the floor. Ian stripped off his shoes and pants before ushering you to your bedroom, swiping the boxes off the bed. “Be a good girl, and let me strip you.” 

You gave him a grin, turning so he could unzip your dress, letting fall to the floor around your heels. 

“You’re so beautiful,” Ian praised, running his hands over the lacy lingerie that he’d picked out for you. Large, warm palms cupped your breast as he kissed your shoulder, taking his time with you. You let out a satisfied sigh at the feeling, relaxing into his touch. He undid the clasp to your bra, letting that, too, fall to the floor, leaving you in nothing but crotchless panties and heels. 

He laid you down on the bed, pulling out the vibrator with a wet pop and tossing it to the side. Your hands fumbled with his shirt buttons as he caressed your pussy. 

“So wet already, Sweetheart?” He teased, making you huff. 

“You’re the one who teased me the entire dinner,” You spat back, pushing his shirt off his shoulders, light glinting off your new ring. 

Ian stroked his cock twice before lining the head with your entrance; you let out a breathy sigh as he slid in with ease. As always, his cock filled you to the brim, making you feel pleasurably stretched out. He kissed down your neck to your shoulder as he slowly pumped in and out, taking his time, allowing the pleasure to build in you. 

“God, you feel so good.” He praised, reaching over to grab the Hitachi wand sitting on the bedside table, slotting it perfectly between the two of you. Even the lowest setting built a wave of pleasure in you, “I missed this pussy on my tour. Next time, I’m bringing you with me so I can have it every night.” 

You rolled your hips up into his, moaning softly. “I’d like that. I love pleasing you.” 

His lips met yours again, moving in unison as each thrust pressed the vibrator harder against your clit. 

“Ian -“ you whined slightly, wanting more from the vibrator between you. 

He turned it up to the next setting, stating his condition, “You’re not allowed to cum until I tell you to.” 

You nodded helplessly, grinding into the vibrator. Ian picked up his pace, clinging to you like you were the last life preserver on a rocky ocean. Each wave builds that pleasurable pressure within you. A hot coil of arousal burning in the pit of your stomach. 

“Ian -“ You moaned, this one like a warning. “Ian, please, I can’t last much longer.” 

He gripped your hips as he leaned up straighter, one hand holding the vibrator in place. “Come for me, Y/n, be a good girl and come for your Finacé.” 

It was like he pulled the ripcord as your building orgasm released and your entire body spasmed around his cock.

“Good girl.” Ian praised. His name fell from your lips, fragmented by moans as he turned up the vibrator again, fucking you stupid. “Good girls get rewarded.” 

It was like you were floating into space as he held the vibrator to your oversensitive clit. Every thought left your mind as you drooled into the pillow, riding out the aftershocks being sent through you. Another orgasm built in your core as he continued to rock into you, washing over you the second it hit its peak, no longer able to maintain control. It was wave after wave of orgasms rolling through your body.  It wasn’t until you hit your fourth that Ian’s hips finally stuttered as he spilled his seed deep in your cunt. 

He collapsed on the two of you, turning off the vibrator and removing it. His heart pounded in his chest against yours as you regained your breath and your soul returned to your body. 

Ian peppered kisses to your cheek as he held you close, both of you exhausted from your romp. 

“Good night, future Mrs. Malcolm.” He whispered in your ear as you both drifted off into a very restful night of sleep. 

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[callmebrycelee]

MAN CRUSH MONDAY

JEFF GOLDBLUM

Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum was born October 22, 1952 in West Homestead, Pennsylvania. The 71-year-old actor and musician is best known for Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and Jurassic World: Dominion and David Levinson in Independence Day and Independence Day: Resurgence. Mr. Goldblum has also had roles in The Big Chill, The Fly, Powder, The Prince of Egypt, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Thor: Ragnarok, and Asteroid City. Jeff can next be seen in the upcoming films Wicked and Wicked Part Two as the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Jeff is 6 feet and 4 inches tall.

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[raptorladylover6969]

ok so here's my oc's lore

so pretty much she originally was stuck on the island with the other six but wasn't part of Camp Cretatous (knows Kenji's dad and decided to take a self-guided tour) and after the events of Camp Cretatous biosyn reached out to a couple of the campers they refused (manta Corp flashbacks from Sammy and Ben was too busy with bumpy and idk why Darius said no but imma figure it out) so pretty much biosyn wanted a perspective on how dinosaurs interact in untouched nature for their "conservation project" and she obliged.

Every week was something new and exciting from seeing the resurrection process to feeding the smaller dinosaurs, distracting her from the scheming in the background. Eventually when they no longer needed her help she asked for one thing as a parting gift, an unfertilized utahraptor egg for her to do her own little studying. They saw no harm and let her have the egg (wu was not informed because it seemed fine at the time) and ahe was sent off on her merry way.

As she's leaving the facility she bumps into a familiar face, Dr. Ian Malcolm who had just been hired as their in-house philosopher, she gets his autograph and a picture and leaves, but something itches at the back of her brain about this place and she can't put her finger on it, but for now, it doesn't matter.

So the MC is pretty smart and has read pretty much every one of Malcolm and Grant's books and knows that in the right conditions that egg could hatch. (I'm not sure how that works so we're just gonna roll with it till I find a paper on it)

She raises the raptor and nurtures friendly traits in it. Using Owen grady's tactic with the clicker to communicate with it.

She learns about Brooklyn's death and finds the circumstances suspicious looking a bit too much into it she ends up where Mr. Kon is serving time, and instead of intervening in their conversation, she lingers back, watching. After a while, she witnesses the dinosaur attack and comes to the conclusion the atrociraptors think of her as their alpha so they listen.

She decides to follow raptor lady around, trying to not be seen, but is eventually confronted and after that I genuinely don't know how the fuck she gets out of that with bother and her dino alive 👍����

(I also have plans for her to put together some stuff about biosyn and the dpw and practically be on the run from everyone)

Also yes she is being targeted as she was on the island like the rest of the kids but she wasn't home when they got there and wasn't answering her phone so they just worriedly hoped she was OK while they went to go get Kenji

Its a work in progress and I still need to wrote out some kinks

Ooooooh I like this I like this a lot. Eating it up om nom nom nom

[panvnsleake]

Six months after the Indominus rex incident,[b] a small mercenary team arrives on the abandoned Isla Nublar to collect DNA from its remains in the lagoon. After a two-man team collects a bone sample, the Mosasaurus devours their submersible. The Tyrannosaurus attacks the team, but the surviving members escape with the sample by helicopter. The Mosasaurus swims through the partially open underwater gates into the open ocean.

Three years later, a U.S. Senate committee debates whether Isla Nublar's dinosaurs should be saved from an impending volcanic eruption. Chaotician Dr. Ian Malcolm testifies that the dinosaurs should perish naturally to correct the wrongful cloning done by John Hammond.

Meanwhile, Jurassic World's former operations manager, Claire Dearing, has established the Dinosaur Protection Group to save the animals. After the Senate votes against government involvement in rescuing the animals, Hammond's former partner, Sir Benjamin Lockwood, invites Claire to his Northern California estate. Lockwood and his aide, Eli Mills, reveal a plan to relocate the dinosaurs to a new island sanctuary. Claire is needed to reactivate the park's tracking system to locate the animals, particularly Blue, the last surviving Velociraptor. She recruits Owen Grady, former Velociraptor trainer, to help capture Blue.

On Isla Nublar, Claire and former park technician Franklin Webb reactivate the online tracking system. Owen, paleo-veterinarian Zia Rodriguez, and a mercenary team led by Ken Wheatley, track and find Blue.

The encounter escalates, resulting in Blue being shot and Wheatley tranquilizing Owen. Wheatley abandons Owen, Claire, and Franklin on the island while forcibly taking Zia hostage to treat Blue. A volcano eruption begins, causing a massive dinosaur stampede and forcing the trio to escape. The ship, loaded with captured dinosaurs, departs as the remaining dinosaurs are left behind to die in the eruption. The trio sneaks aboard the ship and helps Zia transfuse Blue with Tyrannosaurusblood to save her life.

The captured dinosaurs are actually being transported to the Lockwood estate, where Lockwood's orphaned granddaughter, Maisie, overhears Mills and auctioneer Mr. Eversollsecretly planning to sell the dinosaurs on the black market. They will also preview the Indoraptor, a weaponized, transgenic dinosaur created by geneticist Dr. Henry Wu using Indominus rex and Velociraptor DNA.

Wu needs Blue's DNA to create an improved Indoraptor that follows commands, unaware that her blood is no longer pure. After Maisie informs Lockwood about the auction, he confronts Mills, who murders him. Maisie is later revealed to have been cloned from Lockwood's deceased daughter and the reason why Hammond ended their association.

The auctioned dinosaurs are being immediately shipped out. Franklin evades capture and frees Zia, but Owen and Claire have been apprehended. Owen incites a Stygimoloch into breaking open their cell. The two encounter Maisie and learn the Indoraptor is being sold despite Wu's protests that it is a prototype.

Owen disrupts the auction by luring the Stygimoloch into the room. In the ensuing chaos, Wheatley tranquilizes the Indoraptor to extract a tooth as a trophy, but the hybrid, feigning unconsciousness, kills him, along with Eversoll and others, as it escapes. The Indoraptor chases Owen, Claire, and Maisie throughout the mansion until Blue, released by Zia, attacks it. After a standoff atop a high glass roof, both animals crash through it, killing the Indoraptor though Blue is unharmed. When a hydrogen cyanide gas leak threatens the caged dinosaurs, Claire attempts to free them. Owen convinces her not to, but Maisie opens the cages to save them. As Mills attempts to escape with the Indominus rex bone, the Tyrannosaurus devours him and tramples the bone. Owen, Claire, Maisie, Zia, and Franklin escape, while Blue and the other released dinosaurs flee the estate grounds.

In a new U.S. Senate hearing, Dr. Malcolm declares the beginning of a new Jurassic period, where humans and dinosaurs must coexist. The closing scenes depict the freed dinosaurs roaming the wilderness and outer urban areas.

did you. did you.

okay awesomesauce thanks for the summary 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 -🍞

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Three

The Bridge* (small imagine)

Bunking

Meeting back up with the crew of the Raza but with their new crew members there’s only one bed left at the end of the night.

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Dr Michael (Robby) Robinavitch

Coffee Run (Dr Robby version)

Your boss had you delivering coffee to PTMH twice a day, it wasn't long before someone'd caught your eye and you'd caught theirs.

Dennis Whitaker

Coffee Run (Whitaker version)

Your boss had you delivering coffee to PTMH twice a day, it wasn't long before someone'd caught your eye and you'd caught theirs.

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Lars Pinfield

Just us

Lars has invited you over to the lab before, so why is it awkward today?

Scientists of an Absurd Field

You visit the lab and as always the air is full of condescending words and unspoken compliments.

Workplace Attire (small imagine)

In the aftermath of Garraka Lars makes his way back to the lab... You are just a little amused at the state he's in.

Zookeeper

The only thing left for the day was feeding the ghosts their dinner... Lars is there and ready to help, help keep you company that is.

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Lucifer Morningstar

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Detective Hatch is reunited with a friend when she is transferred to LA but what will happen when she gets ‘acquainted’ with the Devil.

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Dick Grayson 

The Mysteries Of Dick Grayson*

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Felicity Smoak

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A new club has Dorian’s empty and he is furious... until hes not. I mean how could he be with that familiar voice in his ear.

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You visit the home of two women who are practically family, but so much has changed in the last 70 years since you lost your best friend. what will it be like to see him again.

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Clara Ozwald

“Best Friends” ... sure (small imagine)

Rory Williams

A Hunky Nurse

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Stranger Things

Robin or Steve

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While staying with the Hendersons you meet someone new.

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P2 Steve x F!Reader

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Poly (small imagine)

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Jurassic Park

Ian Malcolm

Cuddling Him (HCs)

Au pairs and attacks

Last Moments?**

injuries getting in the way? quite the opposite

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Evan Peters

An Interesting Rest

During a week or so break off of filming you and some friends go on a trip, that results in a new friend who looks strikingly familiar.  But will this friendship tear apart another?

Fp Jones

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Tommy Shelby

An Easy Target

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The Snow Queen

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The Pied Piper of Hamlin

Brave Sir Robin relieves a town of rats… and then of their children when they refuse to pay him.

Cinderella

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Puss in Boots

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The Emperor’s New Clothes

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Aladdin

Lewis Skolnick discovers a magic lamp containing Mufasa, whose wish-granting allows him to marry Gloria. But the villainous Spock is determined to claim both the lamp and Gloria for himself.

The Princess Who Had Never Laughed

Amanda Brooks has been raised by her father Dr. Johnny Fever to always be serious and wants someone to make her laugh. The Brain, the Shredder, and Frosty the Snowman all fail, but Bobby Generic succeeds. Mr. Braddock narrates.

Rip Van Winkle

Bud is a lazy man who wanders into the mountains to escape from his nagging wife Adrian and ends up bowling with the ghosts of Ranken and his ship’s crew. His neighbors include Leopold Mozart and Dr. Victor Erlich.

The Little Mermaid

Mindy McConnell falls in love with George Berger and trades her voice to Faye Greener in exchange for human legs. But sadly, Berger marries a young Queen Elizabeth II instead.

The Dancing Princesses

RoboCop sets out to discover how Cinderella and her sisters are wearing out their shoes every night. Tangina Barrons gives him magical help, while Leopold Mozart is Cinderella’s father.

[kingcanis]

Feeling compelled to make a Jurassic Park hot take this morning. Ian Malcolm is a fucking idiot and franchise treating him like a prophet entirely misses his character.

Ian Malcolm is a dumb asshole whose whole gig is making predictions with zero context that have a statistically likely chance of being correct even tho8gh he can't tell you how or why.

He's like the venture capitalist version of a fortune teller who can read just enough context clues to give you a reading that's just vague enough to *feel* specific while also being vague enough that you can't hold him accountable for it.

His whole "life finds a way" line is delivered with the narcissistic certainty of a false prophet. Does he know that the dinosaurs can reproduce at this point? No! Does he know about Nedry and the issues if the parks personnel? Again, no. But he delivers that line in that way, and if he's right he gets credibility and if he's wrong he can wave it off.

And both the book and the movie *show* that he's an egotistical ass. "I'm always looking for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm" like you couldn't have predicted how the complex social interaction of a marriage was going to work out you stale end piece of white bread. I don't have the book in front of me, but I remember reading it for the first time after watching the movie and. Eing really surprised how much I disliked the character.

To even further pick apart his bullshit, chaos theory is about the inherent unpredictability of complex systems. He uses the water droplet thing on the back of Dr. Sattler's hand to demonstrate saying that minute differences impossible for the human eye to perciev3 change the outcome of where the droplet will roll to make it inherently unpredictable.

Except that's not how the scientific method works. The system isn't inherently unpredictable, you've just failed to account for the variables that would allow you to predict the outcome. If you photographed the back of Dr. Sattler's hand, denoted the direction and angle of all the hairs, made notes for s ar tissue and placed the drop at precisely the same spot e ery time, you could build a baseline from which you *would* be able to predict the direction a drop of water was going to roll.

It's not unpredictable, you just haven't done the work to be able to predict it. In sum, Ian Malcolm's "chaos theory" is fundamentally un-scientific horse shit, and thus I suggest we stop engaging with him as a mathematician and more like a palm reader or snake oil salesman. He's very charismatic and very fun to watch/read, but he's always been a con man.

[stcrforged]

ROLEPLAY HISTORY!

The rules are simple! Post characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, and might bring back. Then tag ten people to do the same (if you can’t think of ten, just write down however many you can and tag that number of people). Please repost, don’t reblog!

CURRENT MUSE(S): (canon muses)

dr. hermann gottlieb (pacific rim)

tendo choi (pacific rim)

monkey d. luffy (one piece)

fíli (the hobbit)

faramir (lotr)

grog strongjaw (tlovm / critical role)

dr. ian malcolm (jurassic park)

the corinthian (the sandman)

varric tethras (dragon age)

dorian pavus (dragon age)

sindri (god of war)

mimir (god of war)

týr (god of war)

viktor vektor (cyberpunk 2077)

WANT TO WRITE: (maybe i will write them someday, maybe not)

james howlett / logan / wolverine (x-men)

HAVE WRITTEN:

dr. hank mccoy / beast (x-men)

piotr rasputin / colossus (deadpool / x-men)

matthew the raven (the sandman)

chato santana / el diablo (suicide squad / dc comics)

pietro maximoff / quicksilver (x-men)

peregrin took (lotr)

proinsias cassidy (preacher)

sasha kaidonovsky (pacific rim)

aleksis kaidonovsky (pacific rim)

peter grodin (stargate: atlantis)

king richard (galavant)

chirrut îmwe (star wars)

qui-gon jinn (star wars)

obi-wan kenobi (star wars)

cassandra pentaghast (dragon age)

oliver queen / green arrow (justice league unlimited)

isolde (merlin)

kerry loudermilk (legion)

cary loudermilk (legion)

shatter (the gifted)

mr. wednesday (american gods)

zorya vechernyaya (american gods)

WOULD WRITE AGAIN:

dr. hank mccoy / beast (x-men)

matthew the raven (the sandman)

Tagged by: @chaoslulled Tagging: @luckhissoul, @caracarnn, @fadedpath, @fenrs, @astraltouch and anyone else who wanna do this!

[underthewingsofthblackeagle]

The Countdown to Happiness - Day 10

Picture: Panorama Helsinki / Finland - Dom und Parlamentsplatz (by   tap5a)

From November 24th on, I will post one chapter of

“We only do this for Fergus!”

[From @outlanderpromptexchange - Prompt 3: Fake Relationship AU: Jamie Fraser wants to formally adopt his foster son Fergus, but his application will probably not be approved… unless he is married and/or in a committed relationship. Enter one Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp (Randall?) to this story]

every day until it’s “Happy End”. Yes, you might not believe it but there is a Happy End coming around New Year’s Eve / New Year :) I hope you enjoy reading this little story (again).

[scribblesshipping]

Scribbles Shipping F/O list:

M a i n F/O’s :

Yakko Warner (Animaniacs) Tag:#simpship

Flim (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Tag: #Applejuiceshipping <3

Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park) Tag: #Dr. Malcolm <3 <3

Queen Vania (Ninjago) Tag: #RoyalPain shipping <3

Secondary F/O’s :

Oscar Diggs / “The Wizard” (Wizard of Oz franchise) Tag: #Oz <3 <3

Colton Rivera (Gotham Academy, DC Comics) Tag: #Colton <3

Stan Sanchez (Road 96) Tag: #Stan <3

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls) Tag: #Stanley <3

Papyrus (Undertale) Tag: #Papyrus <3

Sans (Undertale) Tag: #Sans <3

Reuben and Gantu (Lilo and Stitch) Tags: #Reuben <3 and #Gantu <3

Mark Beaks (Ducktales 2017) Tag: Mark Beaks <3

Crushes and potential F/O’s:

Dr. Seth Brundle, potential F/O (The Fly) Tag: #Bugshipping <3

Queen Chrysalis, potential F/O (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Tag: #Chrysalis <3

Queen Twilight Sparkle, potential F/O (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Tag: #Twilight Sparkle

Rep , crush (80’s My Little Pony)

Mr. Bossman , crush? (Smiling friends)

Plundar , crush? (Ninjago)

Platonic F/O List !!!

[the1entirecircus]

New Headcanon: Movie Dr. Ian Malcolm is Aromantic Allosexual. Always looking for a future ex Mrs. Malcolm is part of my reasoning

[jabbasyogainstructor]

Continuing on our Jurassic Park adventure: Jurassic Park III.

I actually kinda like JP3, compared to the JW sequels, we could be doing a lot worse in dinosaur movies. We’ll get to those another day.

The TRex shaky footstep thing over the opening title and production company/studio logo is a nice touch

Interesting decision to send the kid to the island ahead of all the adults. That is a ballsy change for the series.

This guy is a terrible friend to this kid’s parents. Nobody’s supposed to go near these islands. All five of them. Only two of which have ever been shown, for reasons that no director in four additional films has bothered to explain!

I love how Alan is attempting to scientifically explain dinosaurs to a toddler.

I also call Dr Grant the Dinosaur Man, but for different reasons

Ellie’s husband being an a member of the State Dept who works on treaty law definitely comes in handy when dealing with dinosaurs on Costa Rican islands created secretly by a British/American scientific enterprise who almost certainly lied about what they were doing there

It would be great if the kid from the first film at the dig site was one of the college students asking questions here. “They still look like big turkeys, Dr Grant.” Alan’s just like “hahaha, I have five two islands I want to personally drop you off at.

“No force on earth or heaven could get me on that island.” What about hell? Let’s see what those guys are up to.

Michael Jeter! You are missed, sir. RIP.

This girl showed up to a dig with a full face of makeup. You are not here for dinosaurs, ma’am, or you wouldn’t need Billy to show you the basic tools.

The first 3D printer! And Billy’s using it to trigger Grant’s ptsd flashbacks with the raptor vocals. Awesome 😂

Billy hasn’t even completed his degree, and he’s calling the shots? Don’t go to dinner with strangers, we learned that with Hammond.

The whole issue in the Jurassic films boils down to people who have too much money (or pretend to.)

Billy also has a lucky backpack. I feel like his part was intended for Julianne Moore and she didn’t want to come back. He pulls a lot of the same stupid moves as her, like his stealing raptor eggs.

“Alan!” I still think the talking dino dream is funny 😆

The biggest threat on the island attacks them immediately. Dinosaur Man has all the luck.

I mean, the plane is completely destroyed and the Spinosaurus has already eaten somebody and we’re 25 minutes in. This is bizarre.

This TRex looks more like a puppet somehow.

This Rex is not the baby or adult male from Lost World. So again, there’s lots of Rexes on this island. We will only see this one, somehow.

They didn’t even do enough research to get the right guide. God, they’re terrible at everything. They needed Ian Malcolm, or Sarah Harding, even Malcolm’s daughter Kelly would’ve been a better choice

Yes. Spinosaurus wasn’t on InGen’s list. What’s on the other 3 islands????

Udensky is a travel agent 😂😂😂

They don’t even care that their friend is dead.

Photographing the nest, sure, not stealing eggs, or raising my own pet raptors…

Why would Mr Kirby think the vending machines would still work?? Or that his first move should be to pay money for anything in them?

Nice of this one raptor to pose for dramatic effect behind that tank. You don’t see that a lot in dinos these days. It’s all get in, get out, shred that guy, eat her. Nobody plays with their food anymore.

I think it’s interesting how every time we see velociraptors in these films up to Jurassic World, they’re different every time. Not just the little feathers in this movie, but they change colors. The first movie they’re dark gray and red, lost world they’re light brown, this one, there’s a lot of green in there, and they’re the first ones with stripes in the franchise. Jurassic World, they’re gray with a blue stripe. They’re not evolving that fast, right? Are there multiple raptor groups on Isla Sorna?

This kid’s a genius. How did he get T-Rex pee? You know what, nevermind. I don’t wanna know. I assume it’s awful.

“Your parents lied kidnapped invited me along” 😂 Think Grant will be pressing charges later?

I just realized this kid is eating a lot of chocolate bars and has gone 8 weeks without brushing his teeth. His dentist is going to be busy. Not bathing much either, and he’s been collecting T-Rex pee. I bet he smells sooo baaad

Which one of the Kirbys had the idea to just come to the island to find their kid? Who talked who into chartering a plane and kidnapping their guide for dinosaur island?

Joyful reunion! Where’s the phone? 👀

🤣🤣🤣 the ringing dinosaur gag is so stupid but so funny

Y’all thought wood and rope would stop the Spinosaurus?

It would be a lot less suspicious if you didn’t ask for the bag 4 times in a row, Billy. Might’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for meddling Dr Grant.

What are the best intentions for stealing raptor eggs Billy? What are they? Hammond wanted pet dinos too. Did you think you were gonna start your own zoo, just two raptors and a dream, Billy? Sell them and fund your research to dig up dead versions of the same dinos? Scientific experiments on the baby raptors? Always thinking two steps behind, Billy. Welcome to InGen 2.0. I sincerely hope at some point in the future, we find out he was like, Peter Ludlow’s illegitimate son or something.

That’s a remarkably large pteranodon

And Billy has now jumped off the ledge of the incredibly large aviary. Grant still has the eggs.

Has anybody ever checked Billy for a head injury or symptoms of being a sociopath? I’m concerned.

Mrs Kirby didn’t lock that door, these bastards are getting out. I wonder what they’ve been eating if they haven’t been getting out before now? Each other?

Most of the closeups of Dr Grant are just him giving the same shocked face over and over. Same. I am also surprised at the decisions being made by the group.

Mr Kirby wants to send up smoke signals, like the old days. I think he should do it. What difference could it possibly make?

Dr Grant just called himself a dinosaur astronomer. Which means Billy is a dinosaur…cowboy? The weird metaphor is like “dinosaur astronaut” but it stopped making sense the second he changed professions. Grant is a dinosaur watcher. Billy is a dinosaur do-er! Yes, Billy does the dinosaurs and Grant likes to watch - Nope. This metaphor is getting worse every second. Let’s move on.

There’s that incredibly ominous phone ringing again

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your plane’s extended warranty. Also, would you be interested in a time share in a siberian gulag?”

Can’t keep a good spinosaurus down, although not being attacked by the carnotaurus was a twist. It just wanted to sniff poop. There’s a lot of joke material there, but we are above that. We are above it, and upwind of it, and it leaves a bad taste in our mouths.

Why would the Spinosaurus continue hunting them? There’s nothing at stake for it. Should its tiny reptile brain be able to function so as to stalk 5 people in spite of bigger and better prey like a determined serial killer? The raptors had their eggs stolen, what did they do to offend the Spinosaurus?

American Military (legally?) landing on foreign soil with no idea what they’re up against. Sounds familiar.

Billy rescued your hat! You can’t fire him now! (But you should, you absolutely need to fire him. I can’t stress that enough)

I wonder how many dinosaurs got loose from that mansion in Fallen Kindgom (like the exact number) and how many might’ve made it as far as Enid Oklahoma? I wonder if Mrs Kirby ever looked out the window one day and had a wild ptsd flashback

[artofdeductionbysholmes]

Hallo Mr Holmes, what’s your opinion of the Jurassic World films? Have you seen them? If yes, who’s your favourite character? Mine is Owen and Blue :]

Hello.

At first glance, the science behind the Jurassic Park movie seems plausible and should thus pique my interest. However, even with a basic understanding of biotechnology, it quickly becomes clear that the science in Jurassic Park is largely unrealistic. Perfectly preserved ancient mosquitoes are extremely rare, and the blood they contain does not have recognisable DNA, as this delicate molecule degrades rapidly. Even well-preserved whole animals like mammoths can not be cloned with today's technology.

Nonetheless, Paleontology is one of my many hobbies and I am rather fond of dinosaurs. And even tho it was difficult to endure sometimes due to the scientific errors, I did watch the Jurassic Park movies, not the Jurassic World nonsense. I was quite entertained by Dr. Ian Malcolm.

SH