#Mr Bonzo

[frogskeleton222]

That monster from the Magnus protocol is so creepy and scary, I think his name is uhh

[octopusheyart]

Actions and consequences are like a cocked guillotine

[arrimorr]

Mr Bonzo and Needles have the same categories in their episode codes because they are friends, thats all

[sarcasticscribbles]

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

[humanteethmarksonhumanbone]

mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

[protocolmemaybe]

When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

[theseuscloud]

Facts that we know about bonzo

- His teeth are not soft

- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor

- He's made of skin and sweats

- He probably can read

- He does lap dances in his free time

[lonelyslutavatar]

I want them to start a band

[unmechanism]

[pencildragons]

what we know about mr bonzo so far:

his teeth are not soft

his skin is sagging and sweaty

homeowner

contractor for the uk government

[sernhuh]

I can't believe BONZO is the first character to ever have a canon design in tma history like FUCKING MR BONZO

[frogskeleton222]

Hey Tmagp fandom I saw your guy

[detective-pigeon]

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

[buk-kakyoin]

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

[mintytea-exe]

Mr Bonzo being a hitman for the O.I.A.R. was actually NOT on my magnus protocol bingo card

[bone-apple-teeths]

Imagine you're me, about to listen to the new Magnus Protocol episode. You see the title is "Getting Off" and you chuckle to yourself. Then you immediately feel bad because no, you just have a dirty mind. Johnny and Alex are trying to craft a serious, complex, and horrifying story that hopes to surpass its amazing predecessor and you're laughing. Grow up me. Getting off is probably referring to a train or a bus -- maybe even a boat! Yeah that makes sense, because the last statement we had was ocean-themed. Cool, now that we got that cleared up, let's press play--

And the episode is about a fucking killer mascot going to a strip club. God I hate it here.