#Mox being absolutely unhinged

[paradoxunknown]

They serve Cunt every time ☺️🤭

i love heel bcc btw i am enjoying every second of it...

[paradoxunknown]

Heel BCC

[the-kipsabian]

listened to a podcast talking about this a bit, so im gonna be unhinged for a hot second about the orange cassidy belt corruption arc

i would love one day to write a kinda comprehensive "guide" to all of this, but i'd have to go back to watch a lot of stuff for it (so it would probably have to be after im done with all kip vs oc rewatch stuff. ofc if theres critical changes to this situation that might change idk let me know if this is anything of interest?), buttttt heres a few misc highlights for what i can pull out from the top of my head

first of all, here. what i believe is one of the most pivotal moments in this whole thing. so during the match with pac where oc won the title, danhausen threw a curse at pac literally right above the title

now this was because pac was trying to cheat by using a ring hammer (twice). which honestly kind of already tells us a lot about corruption, i dont remember if he was already kind of mean and wicked with the hammers before his reign, i mean pac has always been a bastard, but you know. did he start doing this after he won the title? cause that would be saying a lot

this also goes hard in this match, cause after pac is caught trying to use the hammer, oc also almost uses it on him. at this point, its just almost tho. its very close, but he chooses to throw it away, and win the match clean. the key here is, what the title is already doing to him before he even gets his hands on it

anyways. so oc does this title reign. all is swell up until the point kip challenges for it, cause thats where the mind games begin which i believe is an important part of this whole deal. kip separates him from his friends effectively, continuous taunting and mind games, he pushes oc to his limits mentally, forcing him to tap into a very dark place in his mind to overcome the odds to beat kip (also oc was showing the first cases of more vicious behavior in this match so like)

like literally this whole storyline is confirmed by the man himself to be about this like. how could this not tap into and mess with ocs psyche going forward tho

also this is just my things but. at revolution, that one time he tagged with danhausen to challenge for the tag titles, oc was the one to change his gear to black. tbh this is personally for me where this whole corruption brainrot started, but its worth mentioning, cause he has not done it since. even when teaming with hook, it was hook who changed his gear colors to match the denim. im just saying (as in, danhausen has to have a finger in this pie somehow. he just absolutely has to)

i didnt watch a lot of what happened with house of black, but thats where the physical issues started. im just inclined to believe that the physical pains just amplified his need to push himself, to show the world that hes worthy of holding this belt and being a champion despite being injured - cause thats what all this was about, right? oc having to prove to the world that despite how hes been viewed up until this point, hes actually an incredible wrestler and a worthy champion. come hell or high water, he will prove that

and thats part of why the belt was so important to him, which could easily be also turned around to be the so called "siren call" of the belt. get me and keep me with whatever way is necessary to prove yourself as a worthy champion. yes even if it costs your mental and physical health and all your friends

and so this got pushed until he literally couldnt do it anymore as mox took oc to his limits and defeated him after physically beating him down worse than before (or i mean, a week after stadium stampede? yeah both of these are factors here lbr). and you saw the miserable creature oc was after losing that title. finding solace in friends that were champions (hook and kris. i think this is an important plot point, i dont think we saw him around chuck and trent during this time. the best friends with no titles....), maybe trying to grasp for some of that former glory that he used to have

until he won the title again. and he was HELLBENT on getting it back. and after he won it, well.. i shared thoughts about this here. which is a very interesting contrast to the first time, a year ago, when he won it the first time

i dont know if i had more thoughts rn, i have lost the plot so heres everything for now. just.. yeah. i have way more things somewhere in my blog and like said i should watch all this back to get everything, but quickly putting it together heres few key points of things. anyways enjoy or whatever. feel free to share thoughts im all ears (especially if i missed anything seemingly key stuff)

[writinglionqueen]

Drew McIntyre Rough Sex Headcannons

Because I love all my Drew girls and this popped into my head while I was on my way back from getting my bed. I still need to set that shit up but this seems more important. 

There’s no telling when you’re going to get your whole world rocked by Drew wanting to get rough with you. 

He may come home a little frustrated due to the outcome at work or because of an ambush or something and that’s a tell he may be a little rough with you to let out that frustration. 

There could be times where he’s more smiling and mischievous and he wants to push your limits just a bit, where he wants to experiment, where there’s just the fun kind of rough. 

Or there could be times where the two of you fight and it leads to rough sex. Where he is staring you down, nostrils flaring in anger before on of you two grab for the other to crash your lips onto others and kicking-starting a night of passionate sex that is on the rough side. 

And when he wants to get rough, the man will get rough. 

When he’s wants to be rough, he likes to bite a little more, mark your neck a little more, leave little bruises on your hips because he’s holding onto you a little more. 

At times, he likes to pick you up, showing off how strong he is as he pushes you up against the nearest wall or lays you down on the bed. 

The man likes to restrict your movements; gathering your wrists and one, large hand and pinning it above you head as he kisses you, just a way to hold you down and keep you where he wants you.

He gets more careless when he’s rough; when he undresses you, he doesn’t care if he has to, literally, rip you out of your clothes. You may have to mourn your torn lace on the days where he wants to be rough with you, because he sure could rip the material. 

And when he has you, all naked and ready for him....you better hang onto him. The man will rock into you at a pace that will make you whimper and cry in pleasure, will make you rake your nails down the man’s back, will make the bed slam into the wall at every movement of his hips. You will loose your voice by morning. 

The man will hold you down, using his strength against you to keep you pinned how he likes atop the bed. 

Or, even better, using his weight to hold you down. Having 265 lbs of Scotsman keeping you in place, pinning you to the mattress and making your head spin to know how strong he is, how big he is, how great he is at everything he does to your body.

While he’s thrusting into you, he’s whispering how good your being for him, he’s whispering how good you feel around his big cock, he’s whispering how much he’s enjoying wrecking your body. He’s praising you. Some of it is absolute filth while....he can also spill some of the sweetest things, when he’s simultaneously making a mess of your pussy. 

If he doesn’t say a word, he’s growling like an absolute animal. But it’s ok because all you can do is cry and whimper and moan in return. 

When he wants to be rough with you, he can push you to climax a little faster than usual. He can be so impatient because he wants to feel your body draw tight around his large cock.

And when you do cum, you scream his name. You’re clawing down his back. making him growl in your ear as he follows. 

In the end, he’ll make sure to clean you up. Especially if he makes a mess. He’d whisper the sweetest and loveliest things to you. Pulling your body into his side, fingers running across your heated skin as you listen to his heart slow down, your own fingers feeling at his pecs and running across his chest. 

When you drift off to sleep not soon after, you’re content and satisfied to the point of the deepest kind of sleep you ever get. 

And when you wake up the next morning, you wouldn’t complain one bit about how sore your body may be for the next couple of days. 

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[nextstopwonderland]

Like Bryan literally just choked mox out with a tie Bryan literally just declared war Um that’s violent too that’s Bryan being a killer dragon & Yuta and Bryan have been training together all fucking summer if there are two unhinged people right now it’s Bryan and Yuta and they can absolutely start their own war

Idk my entire timeline out here acting like Yuta’s violent tendencies mean he’s gonna go heel & is more like mox and Claudio when Bryan’s “violent by nature” when it’s the cattle mutilation Yuta is using when Yuta was the one calling Bryan a killer and an animal

Sorry but I still think this means Yuta and Bryan against Claudio and mox 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[robotslenderman]

Still only partway through CP77.

Spoilers for the Death’s Head questline.

Warning: this involves my V ignoring canon, having a mental breakdown and expressing it by attacking poor, poor fucking Judy.

So like

My V was a complete fucking mess after the Heist and what happened there. Her best friend (and crush) was dead, she almost died, and she had a fucking terrorist in her head who could TOUCH HERRRR and had hijacked her body and hurt her, and she was going to die in a month and slowly lose control of her body to someone who wanted to hurt her.

She. Was fucking. Terrified. Even when Johnny offered an olive branch she didn’t trust him at all (something Judy would come to relate to, although my V hasn’t yet noticed the parallel).

So when Judy refused to give her any information on Evelyn?

V, who was absolutely scared for her life and having a mental breakdown after the death of her best friend, went to visit Judy.

With a baseball bat.

And used it.

I know this doesn’t make it better at all, but V did hold back a bit -- didn’t hit the head, pulled her punches on the body and spine, and mostly went for the legs. If any permanent damage was done, it wouldn’t be to Judy’s brain, it wouldn’t be to her hands or arms. Better she disabled Judy’s ability to walk if she went too far than fucking lobotomising her or fucking up her hands.

How fucking considerate of her, I know. V basically wanted to scare the shit out of her, made her think that other people were hunting down Evelyn (”if you don’t give me this information, I’ll just fucking kill you. I don’t need you. I can wait for someone else to find her first and drop in on them. So you better talk because otherwise you’re not getting out of here alive”), and made a big song and dance about how the only reason V wasn’t going to fucking annihilate Judy on the spot was because Jackie would never forgive her for turning into a complete monster.

Anyway. Poor Judy quickly blurted out the information about Clouds once she realised V was not fucking around. V threatened her again, then got the fuck out. And obviously hasn’t been back to Lizzie’s since.

When she calmed down she wrote Judy an apology letter. (I told my friend this. She was like “your V is fucking psycho.” Yeah.) She was like “look, I know an apology doesn’t mean jack fucking shit after what I did to you, but... idk man. send me what you owe the ripperdoc and I’ll square my debt to you.”

Yeah V, because contacting someone you fucking traumatised is a BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA, I bet Judy wouldn’t be afraid AT ALL to send you a bill!

(Naturally, Judy didn’t reply and just sent some of the Mox. V gave them everything she could spare and told them to come back in a week for the rest. They roughed her up. She fought back enough to defend herself and eventually toss them out, but didn’t attack them because she knew that wouldn’t help Judy.)

Needless to say, when she ran into Judy at Fingers’ place Judy was NOT at all happy to see her and didn’t want to work with her at all. V basically gave her all the details she uncovered at Clouds -- by now she was actually pretty damn worried about Evelyn and she’d started coming to terms with the fact she was going to die, so she was far more concerned about finding Evelyn than getting anything from her, and was terrified Evelyn was dead.

But obviously Judy was still Mega Freaked Out and traumatised and wasn’t going to work with her. V didn’t offer, either. V didn’t try to scare Judy, but she was also a bit tetchy because Judy obviously didn’t want her looking for Evelyn still, and so V probably scared her a little still because V was like “look, I’m going to find her whether you like it or not, get out of my way. She is in big fucking trouble and I don’t have time for this.”

Judy followed her into Fingers’ room and watched her deal with Fingers. V was actually pretty calm when dealing with Fingers, then realised how fucked up it was that she beat up Judy but not this asshole, so she beat up Fingers too.

Nice, V. Way not to freak out Judy even more.

But obviously, Judy didn’t want to work with V like she did in canon. So V got the snuff film by herself. Unfortunately, she needed an editor, so this was the point where she reached out to Judy again. Sent her a text message that basically said, “This film could help me find Evelyn. Give me a time when you won’t be in and I’ll use your stuff to get into edit mode and track them down.”

V’s dumbass logic: “she probably doesn’t want to see me but I need this information, so I’ll just tell her to keep away from me.”

Judy’s response was “oh my god, even if you could do this without someone on the outside what the hell makes you think I’d let you on my tech unsupervised?!”

(V: “Oh. Right.”) “Do you want me to find Evelyn or not?”

“That’s not what I meant! Come in, but I’m operating the computer and I’m putting Mox in there with us, so don’t you dare try to intimidate me.”

“... Yeah that’s a much better idea. I just knew you wouldn’t want to be alone with me.”

“Can’t imagine why.”

(V, thinking a joke might put her at ease a bit, not realising it just makes her look like a psychopath anyway.) “It’s okay, I’ll leave the baseball bat at home.”

(Judy is not at all amused.)

So the questline continues the way it does in-game, except with a very jumpy Judy. It’s when they find Evelyn that Judy is freaked out enough to be distracted from V. V carries out Evelyn, speaking to her softly.

At this point V had totally come to terms with the fact she was going to die. And Evelyn was a complete fucking mess, and Evelyn was not going to talk even if V wanted her to. So my V didn’t even bother with that, just helped Judy get Evelyn the hell out of there.

Once Evelyn was settled in Judy’s apartment (it’s only later that Judy realises “oh shit, now V knows where I live”) Judy and V’s conversation went almost exactly as it did in canon, with the exception of the more trusting/loyal responses Judy gives you, which Judy simply omitted. V also elaborated on some of the stuff in her letter -- that V was dying because of the relic slowly overwriting her presonality, and she’d hunted down Evelyn because Evelyn could give her a lead to go on to reverse the process. But V still didn’t make any attempts to talk with Evelyn. V knew she was going to die. She wasn’t going to compound Evelyn’s trauma even more. When Judy expressed concern that other people were hunting Evelyn, V was like “oh, shit, no, actually, I was bluffing.”

“...”

“I wasn’t going to kill you. I just wanted to make you think I was. I don’t know of anyone actually trying to hunt her down, and I didn’t run into anyone at all while chasing up this information on her. So either she’s in the clear and nobody wants her, or they’re being damn subtle about it. Either way, since she’s in this condition she’ll be staying inside and lying low, so that’ll help her shake off any tail she might have.”

V gave Judy some more money, though not the full amount because she’s still scraping the eddies together -- told Judy she’d make sure she was fully reimbursed before she went. Told Judy if she or Evelyn needed anything more, call her.

...

By then, after seeing her with Evelyn, Judy is not sure about my V.

After the baseball bat incident, Judy thought that my V was an unhinged violent lunatic. I mean, V was an unhinged violent lunatic -- but she’d thought my V was that by default. But obviously my V showed Evelyn a lot of empathy and concern -- genuine empathy and concern, not V trying to go “LOOK HOW NICE I AM” to Judy. She knew V wasn’t trying to show false empathy to butter up Judy because V got pissed at her in Fingers’ office for getting in the way of her trying to find Evelyn to make sure Evelyn was okay. That is, pissed at her for that specific occasion of Judy getting in the way -- V was definitely not checking on Evelyn’s wellbeing when she visited Judy with the baseball bat, but Judy tried to discourage V from going after Evelyn again at Fingers’ office and V’s response was pretty much “oh fuck OFF, she’s in a really bad situation and needs help.”

So Judy was like, okay, there’s two possible judgements you can make about V:

V is one of those people who seems absolutely lovely until she gets in a bad mood, which is even more fucking terrifying because that makes her unpredictable.

V legitimately was in the middle of a mental breakdown and Judy just happened to be really fucking unlucky in that she was the convenient target. V had said this in her letter but obviously Judy was like “What the FUCK did you really send me an APOLOGY LETTER for almost BEATING ME TO DEATH” and hadn’t really taken it seriously, but now she’s starting to think V might have actually told the truth.

Judy is hoping it’s the latter but she’s not holding her breath, and also you have to remember that even if it was a mental breakdown... it showed her exactly what V was like when she was having a mental breakdown, and therefore meant V was perfectly fucking capable of doing it again.

(Meanwhile V was thinking “If she knows I was having a mental breakdown then she knows she doesn’t have to be scared of me doing it again.” No, V. You’re wrong.)

Judy is less spooked after seeing V in action with Evelyn, but she’s still very wary of her. But after V helped her with Evelyn, Judy told her not to worry about the rest of the eddies and just accepted what V gave her then and there. V almost pushed it, but realised Judy probably didn’t want to feel indebted to someone who beat her up with a baseball bat, so she dropped it.

V later sent Judy a weighted blanket for Evelyn to sleep under. “I’ve got one, it helps when I’m stressed. It won’t make her any better, but it might give her a little comfort.”

So right now, V and Judy have an uneasy truce. V keeps her distance from Judy unless she has to, except to occasionally ask after Evelyn, and Judy keeps her distance right back.

V is, however, not sucking up to Judy or grovelling to her. All she wanted was to let Judy know she didn’t have to be scared of her (although again, Judy is perfectly fucking aware that even if it was an actual mental breakdown then yes Judy should be scared of V having another one), that Judy didn’t have to worry about V going back to have another go at her.

V’s not going to make a huge deal about what a horrible person she was. She’s... well. Even if she thought it would help, she’s got a month to live unless the omega blockers give her more time. She’s not going to wear a hair shirt over this. She gave Judy some funds for the ripper doc, she’s apologised (even if an apology feels awfully pathetic), and she’s kept away from her.

Now she’s going to go back to chasing up leads, because Evelyn is in no condition to help. Because Judy released her, she’s been able to pay off her debt to Vik, and now she’s scraping up funds to pay Rogue for help and trying to talk Hakemura out of that fucking parade because that idiot keeps trying to get himself killed and she has to stand by to haul his ass out of the fire.

[junker-town]

Chris Jericho and his crew beat up a drone with a baseball bat named Floyd on AEW Dynamite

Chris Jericho finally got revenge on his greatest enemy, a drone.

Professional wrestling is the only sport where we can develop an emotional attachment to a drone. This week, James Dator and Hector Diaz look at AEW Dynamite and discuss if Matt Hardy is truly “broken” now that his best friend is dead, and how we’re feeling about the matches set to take place at Double or Nothing on May 23.

James Dator: So lemme start by saying that while I’m sure people will endlessly argue about who’s the “best” wrestler in the world, nobody is better than Cody at taking a match nobody is hype for and getting it over.

Hector Diaz: And he does it in the simplest ways. This week, it was by huffing and puffing and driving his truck to the arena to get his hands on Lance Archer. Cody is mad that Lance and Jake the Snake messed with his wife. Let them fight. Sometimes it’s best not to overthink it.

JD: It was super funny that he revved up his prized truck then gently nudged over a barricade, though.

HD: It almost feels like someone else pitched the idea, Cody was all for it, then had to step back a bit when they told him about crashing his expensive truck into that barricade. “Hey wait, do you know how much this costs?” Speaking of which, how much does a drone go for these days?

JD: Is it wrong that I got emotional over the death of a drone?

HD: Absolutely not. Especially with the emotional attachment AEW fans got from seeing Matt Hardy’s drone Vanguard-1 do its thing for weeks. It was the scrappy young foil to the legendary Chris Jericho. He basically broke into Jericho’s house and rejected his offer to join The Inner Circle. That, plus that drone was technically the entity that introduced Matt Hardy to AEW. It’s a shame that it died via Chris Jericho’s new friend, a baseball bat named Floyd.

JD: Floyd is my most-hated heel in AEW. It makes me really excited though because we’ve seen the whole “you hurt my friend” routine in wrestling before, but the possibility of a totally unhinged Matt Hardy mourning the loss of his flying electronic camera friend means he could do literally anything, and that paired with his creativity makes me hyper-excited for what comes next. While I’m a little disappointed we won’t see a Matt vs. Jericho compound match, I’m super-hyped for the Stadium Stampede match at Double or Nothing.

HD: The Stadium Stampede match feels like an incredible flex for AEW. While WWE had a match in their corporate building last week, AEW has an empty football stadium to run a 5 vs. 5 match. I’m looking forward to it, especially since it means we’re going to see Sammy Guevara get beat up more. Is there a certain wrestler or matchup you’re looking forward to in the Stadium Stampede match?

JD: Not so much a specific matchup, but I want to know where Hangman Page fits in. As it stands he’d be The Elite’s fifth with Kenny, the Young Bucks and Matt — but I’m not sure he’ll actually be a part of it. This is the moment where they can truly break up that relationship in a way that makes sense, and what bigger betrayal than ruining the match against The Inner Circle? As someone who tends to be more excited about story than in-ring action I want to see how this all fits together. What about you? What do you want to see from that match?

HD: I really want to see what happens with Santana and Ortiz. As far as members of The Inner Circle go, they don’t get enough credit for being jerks and beating people up. I can’t wait to see what they do with an entire stadium at their disposal. Let them get super campy with this entire match concept. Dress them up in football pads and let them tackle The Young Bucks on the field.

JD: Santana’s athleticism is so underrated. Seeing him go wild in an empty stadium will be a blast. We’re getting a better idea of the full card now. I really like what we’re seeing. I’m very excited for Britt Baker vs. Kris Statlander. Any new matches announced you’re excited for?

HD: I’m excited for the AEW Women’s Championship match between Nyla Rosa and Hikaru Shida. Last week, I complained that there was no story arch besides “Hey here’s two people fighting for a championship.” But we got a little taste of a storyline with the help of Shida’s kendo stick.

For weeks Hikaru Shida has been trying to find her lost kendo stick, and it turns out Nyla Rose has had it the entire time. That means Rose has been holding onto it, knowing that Shida has been the No. 1 contender this entire time. It’s a good mind game and I hope AEW plays that up a little more. Having said that, the championship match is a No Disqualification Match. Shida is going to take an L, and maybe go through a few tables.

JD: There’s so much I’m loving right now that I don’t want to turn this into an all-positive discussion. Honestly, I don’t love what’s happening with MJF at the moment. They haven’t really justified him plummeting in the rankings outside of his fake injury — and now putting him vs. Jungle Boy at Double or Nothing oddly moves him further from the title. I don’t doubt they’ll have an amazing match, I just don’t quite understand why he’s out of the discussion totally, when a couple of months ago he was talking about facing Mox.

HD: Yeah, there’s something missing there. On paper, it’s just a squash match but I’m sure that Jungle Boy will put up a good fight. Jungle Boy will probably but still though. With Wardlow protecting MJF, I’m sure it will evolve into a tag team match later on against Jungle boy and the rest of Jurassic Express.

JD: It also makes me wonder about who else is in the ladder match? I would have assumed Jungle Boy and MJF made sense there.

HD: There’s no clear winner so far, which is both confusing and exciting. Based on the entrants already announced, you would assume Rey Fenix could win, but also he’s in Death Triangle and will probably be used more in tag team competition. Also, can we also talk about this spectacular video game kick from Rey Fenix to Orange Cassidy?

.@ReyFenixMx just blindsided Orange Cassidy! #AEWDynamite #AEWonTNT pic.twitter.com/T8ouv7beds

— TDE Wrestling (@tde_gif) May 14, 2020

JD: I honestly don’t know how he got that much height. I’ve watched this 100 times and still can’t work it out. It has to be wizardry.

Honestly, I’m just excited to see Fenix and Darby in the ladder match because they’re going to do something ludicrous I’ll need to cover my eyes for.

My last question to you: How are you feeling about the build for Brodie Lee vs Jon Moxley for the AEW Championship?

HD: It’s not as hyped up as previous AEW Championship matches have been, but there’s been some intrigue with the help of Brodie Lee stealing the title. Having said that, this feels like a transitionary feud that will probably lead to something bigger. As far as Brodie Lee’s Dark Order faction is concerned, we haven’t seen them all together. Now they have Brodie, Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, 10, John Silver, and Alex Reynolds. Double or Nothing might be when they all show up to outnumber Mox. I still think Mox is winning though.

JD: I agree. It feels too early to take the belt off him. Ultimately I’m left feeling more excited for Double or Nothing than I did before, and really that’s all they could hope for.

[writinglionqueen]

Ih my goodness! You know how much i love your ‘My King’ series.! So i thought i’d give it a try to send out a request. If you haven’t done it yet, i’d like to see how Drew and his queen would react to the presence of King William Regal. Also if you wouldn’t mind. Maybe something with all members of the new day? I can kind of see them as loveable jesters of the court, a present if you will from the King of Kings? Thank you so much!

~I’m very sorry in advanced…but I’m not familiar with William Regal’s personality or his behaviors enough to write him, believably, into this universe (maybe some day but I also can’t watch NXT often due to karate) BUT!!! I absolutely know how the New Day acts and I’d think they’d be amazing as jesters!!~

It was another time for the King of Kings to visit your keep with his wife in tow. This time, they brought a little entourage with them.  In the entourage…was a particular trio of men that caught your eye. They wore bright and flashy clothes, those meant to catch the eye as they bounced and looked merry. You realized they were jesters and merry men.

They stood in a row as such; one with a horn and styled his poofy hair back and out of his face. One had tight braids and had on a short, unusual shirt that showed his mid-drift. And the last looked larger than life but held a large smile as he gyrated his hips in a lewd but funny manner than had you giggling.

Hunter and Stephanie moved through the great hall to take a seat beside Drew before Hunter introduced the men.

“My king and queen,” Hunter said to you and Drew. “We would like to, proudly introduce to you, a trio unlike any other.” The king turned to look at them. “I’ll let them take it from here.” He motioned for the men to continue and do something. They looked between each other with smiles before the one with the horn moved to press his instrument to his lips. He blew out a note followed by two quick notes as the other two began to dance and gyrate to the beat their partner was playing the horn to. It made you smile as they continued for a moment longer before stopping.

“Our king and queen of Scotland,” the one with the horn started.

“We come from all over. Are known from far and wide,” the one wearing the short shirt added.

“And we are brought here for your viewing pleasure,” the larger one said next.

“We call ourselves,” the middle one started for the other two to say with him.

“The New Day!” they said in great unison.

“Because with us, we bring a new day, full of laughter, smiles, and cheers,” the first one added.

“Because no matter what happens today, there’s always a new day,” the larger one nodded with his words.

“I am Xavier,” the first one introduced with a wacky bow with his horn in hand.

“I am Kofi,” the next one introduced with his own wacky bow.

“And I’m the magnificent, good looking stud of the group, one with a suave and debonair personality. The greatest, amazing, all intuitive genius that I am. All thick and built for pl-“

“E!” the other two exclaimed and you couldn’t tell if this was the start of their little routine but a smile broke your face in two.

“I am Big E,” he said, bowing his head quickly in guilt.

But the three of them looked to you and your king with expectant smiles. And you looked to your king who you could tell was trying his best to show how stoic he was….no matter what. You gave the trio a smile.

“Let’s see what you can do,” you said to them.

They all smiled and took your words for a challenge. They danced, they sang, they did flips and tricks that made you gasp and get wowed by them. They told funny jokes that made you and even your king laugh at. Some were jokes about each other as if the person being talked about wasn’t in the room until the butt end of the joke came about, where they then exclaimed their unhappiness to the jokes. Their teases and jabs at each other was hilarious but the reactions of the three men were even better. 

They even told political jokes, made fun of other rulers, even the King of Kings and his wife, and even you and your king. You took the jokes with laughter that had the trio happy that their audience could take jokes.

At one point, they all pointed at Drew and exclaimed how big your king was. 

“He’s big!” Big E kept exclaiming. “He’s so big! So fucking big! He’s biiiiiiiiiiig! How, my queen, can you handle his largeness? You must hurt. I’m sorry.” You kept giggling and hid away because tears were streaming down your face by this point. Your king was smiling when you looked up at him. He smiled down at you before looking to the trio as they started to make fun of Hunter, yet again, who watched in his own amusement causing more laughter from the four of you. Their jokes were spent for the four of you and, when they were done, they bowed. Your king smiled to the trio once more. You could tell he was impressed. 

“You guys are funny,” he said. “My queen seems to love it.” Drew went to stand and you followed as did Hunter and Stephanie. “I thank you for your humor and your tricks. They were delightful. You three are free to come here whenever you like. As for your performance, it was magnificent.” your king started to clap for them as well as you and the other couple. The trio bowed. “Tonight, I’ll have the honor to hold a feast in your name if you wish to perform for more people and eat and drink to your heart’s content.” The three held the biggest smiles when they went to stand to their full heights, looking excited at the news. 

“The honor will be ours, your majesty,” Xavier said with another grand, bow. Your king held a hand up and you turned to watch him. 

“Please, call me Drew,” he said to them. They looked stunned and surprised as they looked amongst themselves.

“Really?” Kofi asked. Drew smirked. 

“No, I’m just kidding,” Drew teased which caused the three to groan and laugh. 

“You got us there!” Big E exclaimed with a bellowing laugh. You giggled as you pressed yourself against Drew’s side. 

You liked the New Day, the jesters of a better tomorrow. And you couldn’t wait to see what they were like when they were drunk with, not only, merriment, but drink as well. Tonight would be exciting for these guests were the most comical group you had ever seen.

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