#Mop

[a-trek-trough-the-stars]

In the book The Autobiography of James T Kirk it’s implied she’s pregnant with Kirk’s son, David

can’t stop thinking about Leonard Nimoy saving us from the “Saavik pregnant with Spock’s baby” storyline they wanted to go with for star trek iv

[gigigodzilla]

TFO kick me back! NO FIGHT FIGHT 👎 GO HUG HUG 👍

why O and D break up like that💧maybe some where in Functional verse this happened

-Officer Pax ! where had you been when you were off-duty

-hanging around with Meg👉👈

[pen-your-dragons]

Yadda yadda yadda that Reddit post about how he had no power to change anything yet everything is his fault

[promise-blue2]

眺望地平线✨

[failvillain]

i feel extremely strongly about this for no reason but [begging on my knees] PLEASE let armand's real personal taste be colorful, like please. please let it be something i like. i am BEGGING for his taste to be at least APPROACHING opulent and saturated colors, i couldnt deal with having a fave who is really into ultraminimalism and grey, please. what sense would it make to have the guy who grew up during RENAISSANCE VENICE and was born in SULTANATE DELHI be into minimalism, im literally begging on my knees. please please please don't embarrass me motherfucker

[sealightblue]

Redrew this nice frame from the start of the movie where D's randomly rizzing up Orion, also while listening to Lemon Boy by Cavetown 💫💛🍋 bc he's lemon boy to orion 🍋🍋🍋

first time drawing transformers in like, 7 years, man. tfone was fire 🔥🔥🔥

also here you go a cutie patootie orion's reaction in a pocket size edition 💁

i will be definitely drawing more. BRACE YOURSELVES. 🤲

[songthursh]

A very, VERY basic doctors argument

[maleadjusted3]

[the-amazing-devils]

🎶my coffee is black and my bed at three, you’re too sweet for me. Oh you’re too sweet for me🎶

[chimeride]

Shiro’uneri, the 250th Known One.

[renaultmograine]

never underestimate the power of a white boy with the danger tourism hobby.

[dilutedh2so4]

What do we think of this? Explanations below 😭

Jezebel x Ahab - The Phoenician princess Jezebel was married to king Ahab of Israel as part of a political alliance. She was key in the attempt to replace the Israelite state religion with her own, killing a few people along the way. She also got Ahab the vineyard he wanted (..through some murderous means..) when his own negotiations failed. Definitely the top in that relationship ;)

Jesus x Judas - something something, must you betray me with a kiss, something something, do what you are here to do, something something, he went and hanged himself

Eve x Lilith - Now, in the Bible, Lilith is only actually mentioned in Isaiah (as an evil spirit), then expanded upon in later tradition (to explain the two Creation accounts in Genesis). In this later tradition, she was said to be Adam's first wife who wouldn't submit to him, so God made another from his rib: Eve. I don't think they ever met, but I have seen some fanart, so here they are

Ruth x Naomi - MY OTP. Canon, because I said so. Tragic, because basically all their male relatives die and then Ruth has to marry Boaz for security. Ruth 1:16-17 my beloved 💔

Jacob x Leah - Put this here as a joke about the fact that Jacob always preferred her sister Rachel over Leah herself, and was tricked into marrying her by Laban.

Mary x Joseph - Two thirds of the Holy Family: the ever-compassionate Mother of God (in Christianity) and the step-dad who Stepped Up. See Matthew 1 & 2, Luke 1 & 2, or the (apocryphal) Protoevangelium of James for more

Devorah x Jael - Doesn't make sense as they never actually meet, but when you have two gaslight-gatekeep-girlbosses in the same chapter, they gotta be together. Don't usually recommend reading Judges (for your own mental health), but maybe look into Judges 4 just for them ;)

David x Jonathan - Where to begin? With how Jonathan's soul was said to be bound with David's, and how he loved him as himself? (1 Sam. 18:1-5) Jonathan risking his life to help David escape King Saul's wrath? (1 Sam. 19 and 20) The pair weeping and kissing before they part? (1 Sam. 20:41) David, in his mourning for [spoilers] Jonathan's death, calling his love more wonderful than that of women? (2 Sam. 1)

Absalom x Mephibosheth - David's son and Jonathan's son, whom David adopted. The two fans are @anniflamma and @sir-davey

Daniel x Darius - King Darius the Mede and the eunuch from Judah he falls for at first sight. Or something. Idk, ask anniflamma

Judith x unnamed maid - It does make sense, I swear. Probably unpopular because it's in the Deuterocanon, and also you have to be really looking for it -- but it is there, I promise!!!

St Paul - Just see 1 Corinthians 7

Don't take this too seriously lol, it's all in good fun :))

Feel free to add what you would have done differently / your own propaganda!

[jitawest]

THEM

[pen-your-dragons]

This is my hot take on this

[promise-blue2]

“YOOOOO Sticker——”

[failvillain]

armand having to endure hearing Why The Long Face every day in bars. and train stations. and Zaras.