#MmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM YES

[zhouxiangs]

also they did say all of tony’s adopted kids are alphas right?

[clover-the-awesomest]

Go do this NOW. I’m not usually one to pay attention to Tumblr updates or tell people how to manage their blogs, but giving out private data from real people to some creepy-ass AI??? No. Just no. That is where I draw the line. So please go activate this setting immediately! Protect yourself, your blog, your mutuals, and prevent @staff from fucking with our private information.

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

[teddybeartoji]

HAI MICKEY MY GIRL BONER IS SO HARD FOR SATORU :3

bf satoru ! who literally worships the ground you walk on . he picks you up and will carry you effortlessly when he sees you about to step in a puddle . not on his watch !

bf satoru ! who loves to spoil you and spend his money on you . you can text him one day about some earrings you thought were pretty , and he'd text you back saying "check ur doorstep ;)" AND THE SAME ONES YOU WANTED WERE THERE .

bf satoru ! who loves when you send photos of yourself to him . and he'll always be your no.1 hypeman , saying something along the lines of "i just came in my pants UR SO PRETTY".

bf satoru ! who is so weak for you . he would submit to you so fast if you asked . he'd do anything for you . he loves innocent kisses that turn into full blown makeout sessions , and he's practically drooling into your mouth while panting , not that you mind , though .

bf satoru ! who overstims himself overstimming you . you're on your umpth orgasm and so is he . he's leaning forward to press kisses against the corner of your mouth , which eventually moves to your neck . he's hardly in control anymore . "t-toru- 's too much.." you whine , and the sound of your voice alone is enough to get him off . "shh- jus' one more , pretty .. 'hmygod-" and he babbles about how good you feel . whiny satoru ftw !!

anyway im done for now ily pooka :3

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i'm abt to explode i can't take much more of this jj............ he's literally the best boyfriend ever he really does fucking WORSHIPPP the ground you walk on it's his job . absolutely adores spoling you, he loves the look you get on your face when he hands you the item you had been eyeing all day yesterday lmao he does not hold back on that at all he goes all out if you say that you want a house he's getting you a fucking house alright.

AND HE LOOOOVES WHEN YOU SEND HIM PICS not just like outfit pics either he wants to see EVERYTHING he loves your blurry 'bad' selfies so fucking much they're literally his favourite. he also really likes if you send him any pics of you doing like the most random domestic things like for example you send him a pic of you brushing your teeth in your pjmas through the mirror and he literally moans out loud at that lmao and yes he does actually jerk off to that very pic and he will send you proof of that:333333333

"who overstims himself overstimming you" YES. YES YES YES YES. he just gets sooo fucking into it that he doesn't even really realize how much it is for you.. licks into your mouth while ramming his hips into yours ohhhhh he fucking looves kissing you so much he needs to be on you like glue at all times, esp during sex. he's pressing the sloppiest kisses all over your face and your jaw and your neck and oh god it feels so good mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm he loves the way you squirm and mewl under him btw it's literally his favourite thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait i also needed to add that he loves sucking your fingers. thank you

[thesidemascots]

SURVIVE A HUGE OCTOPUS SITTING IN BRAZIL CHALLENGE! (Sidemascots 2.8)

The Sidemascots Season 2

Version 2.08 – Brazil (yes)

Previously…

The crew got stuck in a maze made by suspiciously familiar malware. First, they got lost in the backrooms, second, they got lost in a forest. That is, until the realize the ACTUAL challenge lies outside…

Miraitowa: Huh? Anyone okay?

Olympic Phryge: Yes… I’m stuck at the wreckage. I dunno how Sacha escaped

(Sacha pulls Oly out)

Sacha: Be careful next time…

Burke: Anyway, anyone remember what happened?

Miraitowa: Wait, I’m watching Sidemascots 2.7…

Burke: -_-

Miraitowa: Aha, there’s a giant octopus in Copacabana Beach!

Burke: GAH! Why he chose an octopus, out of all things?

Cobi: It feels like he didn’t want to make a brainrot maze in the first place! Just torture-topia.

Gliz: Right, I know the objective of this: If we can beat this boss we can move on to the next stage!

Burke: Why are you so confident about this? We spent 5 days in a forest for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Gliz: But there’s no such thing as beating the boss for absolutely nothing…

Burke: Oh. That makes bad game design now I’m thinking about it… LET’S GO!

Everyone: YIPPEE!

(At Copacabana Beach, the octopus keeps eating people)

Powder: That is a big big boss.

Burke: Will you do the honors-

???: MOVE, NOW!

Burke: WAAAAAAAH!

(A truck full of people comes by)

Miraitowa: WHO CRAMMED SO MANY PEOPLE IN THERE?

Wenlock: At least there are different races in there.

Borobi: Anyone’s talking about the Aussie Grand Prix last week?

Everyone: NO!

Burke: LET’S GO!

(Everyone chases after the truck)

???: 2,000 down, 6 million to go! I need more trucks after this!

Burke: Huh?

(Dumps truck in a shelter)

Powder: WAIT!

???: I DON’T CARE!

Powder: I HAVE A MUCH BETTER SOLUTION!

???: (opens side window) Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Powder: You like dumping 6 million people in a shelter?

???: I had to do it because there’s an octopus in the way. By the way who are you guys?

Burke: THE NEXT-GEN SIDEMASCOTS! I’m Burke. Who are you? You look like some kind of Vinicius’ ripoff.

???: Vinicius? Yeah we know him a lot because he’s the mascot or something. Anyway though, I’m the one who knows absolutely nothing but speed: AYRTON!

(A minute of silence)

Borobi: Ayrton Senna mate?

Ayrton: Pretty much. Right, whoever you are…

Powder: Name’s Powder, call me Swifty and I’ll break your neck!

Ayrton: Any way to transport 6 million people into a shelter, my back hurts right now.

Powder: Easy *snaps fingers* I’ve transported the entire population of Rio de Janeiro into my floating spacecraft!

Ayrton: WOAH, CAN I RIDE ON IT?

Powder: It’s not an F1 car silly…

Ayrton: I only ride karts…

Powder: … Uhhhhhh… wanna tour this expensive piece of metal?

Burke: Wait, how long does it took you to build this thing?

Powder: Normally, a project like this takes 10 years, we halved that time 5 years, how do we… HEY! HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH THAT SPACESHIP!

Ayrton: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

(Everyone aboards the spacecraft and flies away, meanwhile however, there’s one person left behind…)

Vinicius: *opens door to a now-empty store* Hello? Hola? Anyone there? I’m lonely!

(STOMP)

Vinicius: AH! (goes inside and hide) Phew, that was a close c-

(A tentacle bangs open the store’s door, then leaves out because it thought there’s no one there, Vinicius ran to find a hiding place, until)

*HONK HONK*

Vinicius: HOLY SH*T! SENPAI NOTICED ME! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

(The spaceship come out a rope for Vini to climb on)

Vinicius: WOOHOO- WHA?!

(The octopus noticed him and begins to roar and slapping the spaceship like a real toddler, the spaceship flies in circles as Vinicius continues to climb, I know that’s a lot of parentheses for a day, a week, a month, or even a year but come on, in my head I imagine this like a full-scale movie so don’t ask. Long story short, Vini actually got there)

Miraitowa: Guys, am I seeing…

Burke: VINI! WHAT HAPPENED BRO?

Hodori: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… spaceship mukbang is so good…

Sacha: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP TOUCHING A SINGLE THREAD OF WOOL OF MY ONLY PHRYGE! Olympic Phryge: You think it’s too far, Sacha?

Sacha: TOO FAR?!

Civilian: I didn’t do anything yet, I swear!

Sacha: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO I NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY?

Olympic Phryge: It’s okay, I think he wants to give me a cuddle.

Civilian: I don’t know who that girl is.

Sacha: IT’S OLYMPIC PHRYGE, OKAY?! OLYMPIC!!!!

Vinicius: ….oh shoot, I forgot, what were you asking, I was too busy seeing Sacha’s antics.

Burke: What happened?

Vinicius: Oh yeah… what happened? Well… weeks ago, I don’t remember how many, I was return to Sumi’s home and I saw him staring at a computer, lifeless, being absorbed by the computer.

Burke: Yeah, we understand his intentions to create an artificial world, but… I don’t think that fits with his brainrot philosophy.

Vinicius: I questioned that too, but considering he has been in a brainrot detox for a short time, I’m impressed. He still wants to torture people with his some kind of maze really.

Miraitowa: Wait a sec… you saw Tina, feeling traumatized, aren’t you?

Vinicius: Yeah, I witness Tina being sucked into some kind of black hole, so I try to go after her and I ended up in the backrooms.

Burke: Did you see her after that?

Vinicius: …no?

Burke: GODDAMNIT!

Miraitowa: Calm down Burke, she might be in the maze somewhere…

Burke: I don’t care about finding her anyway! All I care is to GET OUT OF HERE GODDAMNIT!

Vinicius: I thought we’re in the real world.

Burke: What? hmmmmm… hey dude, are you real?

Dude: Yes, I am!

Burke: Do you feel like you’re in a SIMULATION?

Dude: Yes! I suffer from existential crisis when I was 8! Now I’m 24!

Burke: We’re still stuck in a maze.

Vinicius: Awwwwwwww…

Miraitowa: By the way, we met this guy named Ayrton.

Ayrton: Hello! Remember me?

Vinicius: No?

Ayrton: Awwwwww…

Miraitowa: I wonder why does he have a similar style to you?

Vinicius: *inhales*

Miraitowa: Oh wait, I found an article about it. Apparently the explosion that gave birth to Vinicius and Tom doesn’t gave birth to them, they gave birth to 2700 other species!

Burke: WHAT?!

Miraitowa: And they’re named after famous Brazilian people, which is why Ayrton is called Ayrton!

Ayrton: THE MASTER OF SPEED!

Burke: So who does Vinicius named after? Vinicius Jr.?

Vinicius: -_- It’s Vinicius de Moraes, a poet.

Burke: Ohhhhhh I get it. What caused an explosion?

Vinicius: Uhhhhhhhh… mass joy?

Burke: Wait, if we try to eliminate the octopus, and everyone cheers for it, surely an explosion will defeat that octopus, right?

Vinicius: Unfortunately the explosion doesn’t affect anyone other than those born from previous explosions.

Miraitowa: So you’ll DIE?

Vinicius: No, no, no, not quite, some people from previous explosions survived the next one, y’know, Solna has survived 4 consecutive explosions and he’s 67 years young. In human age, anyway… Besides I have plot armor! Maybe Ayrton has one?

Ayrton: If I have plot armor I would’ve won Grands Prix at this point!

Vinicius: Oh. Wanna get rid of the Octopus?

Miraitowa and Burke: SURE THING!

(The spaceship honks again as it bravely approaches the octopus)

Powder: This is the most powerful laser pointer I’ve ever invented 5 minutes ago! It can blind the octopus at any time!

Burke: I haven’t used one of these since I’ve blinded @crackheadfromsainsburys… but let’s do this

(The octopus looks at Burke)

Burke: This shot… doesn’t even have a name. (shoots the octopus right in the eye)

Sacha: TAKE THIS! (Karate kicks the octopus because she thought it’s a Phryge hater)

Hodori: Wassup guys, today we’re going to do GIANT OCTOPUS MUKBANG! But first I need some salt (throws a salt shaker), and I had to fry (throws hot oil)

(Olympic Phryge does a can can)

Miraitowa: I don’t think can-cans work, Phryge.

Sacha: Trust the process!

(The octopuses eyes are burned! It’s super effective!)

(Ayrton drives a go-kart at 100kph with Vinicius at the back)

Ayrton: Ayrton Senna 2.0 is going through the inside… of an octopuses’ rear!

(Goes inside the octopus before punching the bottom, lifting it up in the air)

Miraitowa: One dish of tentacle sushi incoming! (Throw a dish of sushi made from an octopuses’ sliced tentacles and throws it into his mouth)

Cobi: (Attempts a free kick) Let’s finish this!

(The octopus got confused until Cobi wears a Lionel Messi mask, then it got freaked out, Cobi kicked the ball which smashes the Octopuses’ face)

(The crowd goes wild)

(Burke smacked down the octopus)

Miraitowa: It’s falling unconsicious! Quick!

Powder: Let’s go- what’s that?

(A ball of light builds up)

Vinicius: The explosion of joy! It’s working! Quick, lower the curtains!

Powder: You got it! 2000V of power… INCOMING! (Shoots a deadly laser beam at the octopus, defeating it, the same time the explosion of joy erupts)

(Moments later)

Ayrton: I’m alive? I’M ALIVE! THANK GODNESS! Vini? VINI?!

Vinicius: Nah, I’m here too…

Miraitowa: The first time seeing an explosion like this, it’s beautiful, isn’t it?

Olympic Phryge: I’m almost crying…

Sacha: Me too!

Hodori: So that’s what life is all about.

Burke: It’s great seeing all of the little creatures being born, really…

(The crowd cheers)

Burke: Uhhhh… Vini? Ayrton? You alright?

Vinicius: Uhhhhh… yeah, I’m alright.

Ayrton: Me too, phew.

Burke: I wonder, if you can join us onto cracking the maze?

Ayrton: Cracking the maze? Are you guys in a maze?

Burke: So are you, really.

Olympic Phryge: What if he’s part of the maze?

Vinicius: Nah, he has an actual life.

Ayrton: You don’t remember me, aren’t you?

Vinicius: Oh, silly, aren’t you one of many people who demanded me an autograph back in 2016? I didn’t pick up that memory until when I saw you again.

Ayrton: 0_0 Anyway, so you guys have a maze to crack?

Burke: Yeah, since you’re a bit fast, I wonder if you can join us in some WILD ADVENTURES?!

Ayrton: Hmmmmm… considering I was fired from my go-kart team last week, sure!

Ayrton joins your crew!

Olympic Phryge: Oh wait, there’s the TV again!

Everyone: Huh?

TV Screen: Congratulations, you’ve passed Stage 2.

Burke: I knew it! The actual stage was the octopus this whole time!

TV Screen: You may enter Stage 3 via this black hole here:

(A black hole opens up in the sky)

Powder: Let’s go everyone!

Everyone: WOOHOO!

(The Sidemascots hop into Powder’s spaceship and flies into the black hole while everyone else was waving at them)

The Sidemascots will return

[nanathott]

NANA ! Gojo with tall mean gf who’s a older and spoils him - do u see the vision

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes yes yes yes i share his vision

[ieatcards]

is it tasty?

Yes but you can’t eat them raw you have to boil them in water then consume them like a paste mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[pew-pew-pew-world]

My Regrets

She could feel his hand on her damn knee still.

How bad do you wanna keep this job.

She started feeling like she couldn’t breathe

This bad

Creeping up, and up

How bout this bad.

God she has to get out of here.

This bad, he whispered as he leaned towards her.

What a despicable man George Toledo was. What a despicable despicable human.

As she slapped him and ran off she didn’t know where she was running.

Still didn’t know.

Laura Percy-Bruce prided herself on being a strong, independent, capable women, very few things scared her. Everything went as planned in her live.

And then Lenny ran off to LA, and everything was falling apart and god maybe she needed to find her Aunt Shirley but Shirley couldn’t fix this could she?

Right now tho she was shaking.

The door. The Door. She had to get out of thirty rock and she was never coming back.

She loved this job but she was scared, she couldn’t come back here.

She made it successfully to the elevator when she heard someone yell out.

“Laura?Laura!”

Damnit doors,close. Close. Close.

“ LAURA.”

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

when the elevator doors open she thinks shes escaped Gordon when

“ Laura!”

Shit. Shit.

“ Laura stop, where are you going? Laura? Laura there’s a show in less than thirty minutes” Gordon’s talking fast trying to charm his way out of this just like everything.

“Gordon I can’t do this, I don’t belong here this isn’t what I’m good at” Avoid it, avoid it.

“ Bullshit, you’re too good at this.” He paused realization dawning on his face ” Laura, Laura did, George… did he say something? Do something?”

“ No Gordon No I just” she can’t breathe” God Gordon fine yes, George kissed me, I hit him, I can’t I can’t come back”

“ Laura you mean more to this show, more to me, than George does. Than George ever will. “ She hates to see him pleading, but she can’t give in.

“ Gordon there will be a hundred more George Toledos, I will never escape them. At least if I leave this job” she really considered it” I hold more power over them in the clubs.”

“ Laura, I will fight every single one of those men if you let me, Hedy and I are getting a divorce just stay and we’ll work it all out”

The pause went on just long enough she started to get uncomfortable.

“ you know I can’t, I’m not strong enough I- I have to go back to him.”

His face contorts into a very unreadable expression.

“ Laura you know you can’t, you told me yourself what he’s gotten into, you told me “

“ I told you a lot of things Gordon. I’m sorry. I can’t stay here I don’t belong”

“ Mr. Ford consider this my formal resignation, my regrets. “

And she turned to leave, pushing past him without a care in the world.

Out in the cold nigh she began to cry

The heart break she felt was deeper than in years.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Lenny was back in New York and he was killing.

Standing aside the stage watching him from afar Laura felt happy, or maybe not happy but content.

Suddenly she heard a commotion by the door.

“ no no sir you don’t understand I’m Hedy Ford, my husband is on the Number one TV show in the country and I need to speak to Mrs Percy….. please you just understand we don’t have cash to pay the cover because we just wanna see Laura and leave. “

She could see Hedy know, but suddenly someone behind her pushed through.

“ to hell with this I can literally see her. LAURA. LAURA. “

“ Carr??” Laura shouted back with a start, with a look to her left she noticed lenny staring awkwardly at her, she nodded on to him and made her way to the door.

“ Lonnie it’s cool I know them” she noded to the bouncer

“Hedy. Mike. To what do I owe the pleasure”

Hedy glared at Mike in a way that told her they had decided ahead of time that she was doing the talking.

“ Laura the show wants you back.”

She want in the Defense.

“ Hedy I’m sorry I can’t.”

“ because of Toledo right? Screw that honey. You can not let a man of that low of human compassion and capability ruin you like this. That’s not the women you are. and the truth is by running away you are letting him win. I’m sorry to have to say that but. Laura they show was better with you working on it, it needs you. “

“ Hedy that’s sweet but I can’t be within 30 feet of him without being terrified I just can’t I-“

“ Laura.” Mike cut in” Gordon found out George was holding up his contract, that on top of what happened with you, he’s not gonna have a job tommorow.”

She sighed “ Mike that’s great for progress but I can’t, I just can’t do this”

He got this earnest look in his eyes, “Laura, in twenty four hours it is very likely I will be producing the Gordon ford show and I can’t do that shit alone, there is no one I would rather have in my talent manager chair, with my talent board, then you. If you won’t fo it for the show, or for Gordon, do it for me, your friend and professional partner to coke back”

“ Mike there is no for Gordon I” I glance worriedly at Hedy this got awkward fast.

“ Laura I do not care what you and Gordon are getting up to. We’re getting a divorce. The deal always was we’d get married to make our parents happy but if he found someone he wanted to publicly be with that we’d get divorced, and that happened. “

She stopped and thought for a second, her breathing overly defined. She looked over and Lenny was walking toward the group

And it was odd to her to discover she didn’t feel how she did when Gordon walked toward her. she wasn’t thrilled to see him, there was no light.

“ hey Doll, what’s going on” Lenny smirked.

“ Lenny I-“ was she really doing this” I’m sorry I can’t do this any longer. I’m not happy with any of this. Professionally or Personally, this isn’t going to work out and I can’t keep forcing it”

She can see Carr smirk out of this corner of my eye.

“ Laura baby what are you taking about, you know I can’t do this alone honey” Lenny’s eyes are so wide.

Silence stretches on as she looks at the man who saved her.

“ I’m sorry Lenny, it’s all over”

She’s saving herself this time,

She nods at Mike and follows him and Hedy out of the bar.

MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

When she arrived to 30 Rock she relived that they said George was getting canned tommorow, he’s still here.

As if sensing her sudden anxiety Hedy put her hand on my arm.

“ you aren’t alone Laura.”

When we made it to the set she makes it a point to stand between Hedy and Mike and when she catches Toledos eye, her gaze holds firm.

Eventually we go to commercial break and Gordon sees me. He gets out of his chair and crosses the room and simply hugs me, and she holds him back just as tight.

“ Laura I’m sorry. I’m so sorry I should’ve done something more but I”

“ Gordon.”She cuts him off “ it’s okay. I’m okay.” Even more now, she chooses not to add.

He pulls away and holds her by the shoulders, “ I I have to go back on air but, don’t run away? I still owe you a drink” he smirks

“ you might owe me a lot more than that Gordy”

He smiles and as he walks back to his seat

“ George. You’re fired. “

Fin

( hello everyone! This is my first time writing and I know it’s an OC no one has any idea who is but I promise with time more will make sense lol. This is the first time I’ve published anything I’ve written so be kind!! I couldn’t decide which point of view to use so I stuck with third person but let me know if that’s weird?? I hope you enjoy! I’d like to reiterate this is how I see the charecters in my mind and I once again don’t know how drug addiction is so I can’t accurately portray that through Lenny. Also I believe in Girl boss Hedy Ford, and she will continue to be a solid part of Gordon’s life and the show, just in this framework the divorce was easier :) I think Mike is a little OOC but I think in more of my stuff he’s better)

[lostuntothisworld]

Gonna add a bit of an add on to this theory:

Felix is in possession of Kagami’s amok, and Kagami is unbeknownst wearing a copy of hers.

Remember Once Upon a Time? That amok went into her ring. An akuma and an amok can share an object, but can one object hold 2 amoks at once? (I have my own theory as to why Adrien has 2 amoks)

Did Felix give her an amok order to stay silent (once again unbeknownst to her)I really really really don’t think Felix is up to any good.

Marinette has a second chance at being a knight in shining armor for a Princess trapped by a cruel parent and dangerous dragon guarding her….

The Marigami endgame is imminent

HELLO MIRACULOUS FANDOM

if u are part of the miraculous fandom PLS DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS.

I'll try to keep this message short enough, but if you don't want to be really confused in season 6, READ THIS. (and yes there will be pictures)

Do you remember the episode Representation? Of course you do. It was probably one of the best episodes imo. We got some feligami, adrien fighting his father (only to end up in solitary confinement afterwards but forget that), and, of course, confirmation to a very popular fan theory.

HOWEVER. that fan theory is something I need to talk about.

Don't worry, yes, I still do believe that adrien, félix and kagami are all sentis, that is not what the purpose of this message is. Please keep reading.

do you remember him? yes. this is félix. impersonating his shitty father, colt. in this scene , 'colt' is using the peacock miraculous to create a son.

in this scene, the amok is very clearly going into the ring félix has on at all times.

But what, in the entire representation play, has not been shown once?

Émelie using the peacock. Émelie putting the amok into Adrien's rings. Émelie creating a son.

This play is Félix's story, not Adrien's.

Yes, adrien is a sentimonster, but that was never shown here once. Yes, there were peacock feathers in the background of Émelie being pregnant, and yes, Gabriel called Adrien a miracle.

But those were just hints for the audience.

In this scene, here is what 'Gabriel' was saying.

After much study, I have discovered a solution for you and your wife.

This is making it sound like he has just now discovered the peacock miraculous. We as the audience, of course, know that he's lying.

But who was this play meant for, other than us as the all-knowing viewers?

Marinette Dupain-Cheng. The only in-universe audience member. And let's not forget that this is her very first exposure to the Agreste and Graham de Vanily family history and the senti lore. She doesn't know what we do.

Marinette, upon hearing Gabriel's lie, had no reason to believe he or émelie used the peacock to create Adrien. Marinette, upon hearing Gabriel's lie, had no reason to believe that after Colt created félix, he stole back the peacock miraculous. Marinette, upon watching this play, had no reason to believe that Adrien is a sentimonster, or that the Graham de Vanily rings are significant in any way.

"But then why did she give them back to Adrien?" It's what would have made him happy. It's what Gabriel wanted. It's the last thing she could find in there that Gabriel owned. It's the last known piece of the Agreste family.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng has no reason to believe that Émelie used the peacock. In fact, Émelie only appears in this play four times, once as the curious princess, once living a bohemian life with the tailor, once being pregnant, and once giving birth.

And the Graham de Vanily rings? Only when her parents attached them to her necklace, and then as she was getting married! Marinette thinks those are just simple wedding bands, like her parents'!

And now, to recap, this is what everyone knows:

Us, the viewers:

Adrien, Félix, and Kagami are sentimonsters. Gabriel found the miraculous while in Tibet, along with the butterfly. Then, he gave it to Émelie, and she used it to create Adrien, putting the amok in the wedding bands. Afterwards, Gabriel gave the miraculous to Colt, who made Félix, as shown in the play. And, somehow, the peacock found its way over to Kagami's family (possibly her father?) who used it to create her, and put the amok in the ring she wears.

Marinette:

Félix is a sentimonster. Gabriel found the miraculous somewhere (probably Tibet, as that's where it was lost, possibly along with the butterfly). Then, he gave it to Colt in an act of sympathy (strange, those must have been nicer times), but of course not without making a trade. Afterwards, Colt used the peacock to create Félix, and then somehow Gabriel got it back and used it to become Shadowmoth.

Marinette doesn't know that Adrien is a sentimonster.

Reblog to spread the word.

[diary-of-a-whimpery-mutt]

Such a good boi you are... I'll use you. I'll lock your head between my thighs while you struggle for air with Mommy's girl dick down your throat. ❤️

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please

[onemeh]

MmmmmmmmmMMmMMMM

I gotta shower and wash my hair and then do my schoolwork that i have been procrastinating for the whole week of holidays and the week before that when i was sick

It is currently 8 pm

Could i have started earlier? Yes.

Am i now going to bed at presumably 11 30 or smth and be dead tired tomorrow because anything under 8 hours Doesn't Work™️ bevause fuck my sleep schedule?

Fuck yes

[radiovys]

may i offer you a gem in these trying times

[abluescarfonwaston]

Omg I love your vampire Miles! Always brings a smile to my face whenever I see your post!

Quick question, how do the others react to finding out Miles is a fruit vampire bat? Such as Maya and Pearl?

I'm glad you're enjoying it! It is worth noting that @autisticvampireclub and @cujotheloyalheartdog actually came up with the Fruit bat Miles au. I'm just running with it!

Maya's made jokes about Edgeworth being a vampire for Months. Encouraged by the fact that Phoenix was always like 'haha yeah he is' so she just thought they were having a good lark. After all- vampires aren't real.

She's the one who finds videos of Miles fruit bat form stuffing his face with banana at the wildlife rescue. She laughs and shows Phoenix it (sometime during the third game) because 'doesn't this little guy remind you of Edgeworth?

Phoenix goes very white when he sees the 'broken wing' thing and goes 'that IS Edgeworth' and runs off to make a phonecall because FUCK Miles broke his arm and is trapped at a wildlife rescue. Maya stands there with her phone and the almost two year old video like '... WAIT HE ACTUALLY IS A VAMPIRE?! NICK COME BACK EXPLAIN NOW!'

Pearl finds out cause she comes into the office one day and sees a bat sleeping from Mr. Nick's coat rack. She stares and stares at him. Slowly raises up a broom. He opens his eyes just in time to see Pearl, in the office, with the broom- ready to murder him.

She screams as she smacks him. He transforms back in a panic, NGHNOOOOO ing all the way. She blinks. "Mr. Eh-ji-worth?"

He is So jetlagged and half awake as Phoenix and him (but mostly Phoenix) tries to explain what's going on. Pearl has no concept of Vampires. They do their best. Phoenix offers Miles some consoling fruit which he eats while falling asleep.

Pearl doesn't really understand most vampires are Proper Vampire bats, not fruit bats like Miles. Every time Franziska comes to visit Maya she gets the full force of Pearls death glare and a bowl of fruit. Franziska doesn't know what that means but she's pretty sure its threatening.

[zelthelesbianelf]

random poem

Why are you          So melancholy? Isn't it enough    To live and                            be?  My dear pain,              I do not know myself   What are the words To find comfort                                In sadness?  And so I let myself               Get washed away             Deep into an ocean Taken                    By the waves

[tappdancing]

I love this video too much its unreal

[lizonthecloud]

The way you draw hair is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

Sirius giving Regulus his first haircut after he came out

[thenarryparable]

Narrys Bullet Train Headcanons <3

This gonna be long and just identity headcanons for now.

ALSO THURSDAY YOU CAN JUST SAY REMOVE THE LAST PART. IM SORRY. I HAVE TRIED TO ASK LIKE THREE TIMES, GOT NERVOUS, DELETED ALL THE POSTS ASKING SO. YEAH. IM SORRY. ITS AWFUL

CHAOS.

First like identity stuff (I already fucking said that)

Ladybug is Bi and a trans guy because yeah! I feel like he is.

Tangerine is MLM and Cis because just makes sense to me.

Lemon is Pan and Non-binary but still uses he/him so...he/they. Their also autistic because if you watched the movie...YEAH WE ALL CAUGHT ON JUST LOOK AT THE POSTS ABOUT LEMON WE ALL KNOW.

Yuichi Kimaru. My baby boy. Is questioning and cis.

OH AND THE LAST ONE IS JUST FOR PRINCE SINCE IM GOING OFF MY NOTEBOOK. She's a lesbian because look at her outfit. It's the colors of the sunset flag. Also she/they for her but she's cis. I actually kind of like her now. Seems like a Poppy fan.

I have more headcanons just...let me get this out as a bonus! You guys don't understand.

(why only them two? Because I don't remember how September or Stanley acts. Or...anyone else....)

Thursday is Lemon but Ladybugs personality because he is dumb and sweet /pos and instead of Thomas The Tank Engine metaphors it's My Little Pony. So. Yeah. Diesel would be Queen Chrysalis. I also feel like Lemon would love My Little Pony so IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO ME. Also spoilers but uh when Tangerine dies you know when uh...he puts the Thomas sticker in Tangerines hand? Yeah thats Twilight instead. Put a Twilight Sparkle sticker in a dead man's hand.

Cyrus is Tangerine because he's...look at him. LOOK AT HIM. How can I not. He would be more quiet like Lemon though. Not as angry and not as loud. Probably still call me a fucking bastard though. But still THE TWINS ARE COMPLETE. THEY BANTER LIKE THEM IN MY DUMB LITTLE BRAIN HE MOVES LIKE A BOWL SITTING IN THE MICROWAVE. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SPIN SPIN. Did I mostly just say he's tangerine so I can see him so disheveled that I start dying on the inside? Yes. Is it worth him dying? YES.

Rosie is Yuichi or Ladybug I can't decide. Like...would he shoot Cyrus by accident? Yes. But would Cyrus try and strange him twice and kill him?...maybe but I feel like Rosie would do that to him instead. But eh. Motives. "Why not just make him Yuichi then?" because that means Thursday would shoot him without hesitation and she would not do that.