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A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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*stab wound* deep in the *hospital suite* and you’re *seeking me out* IS IT CASUAL NOW

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Izuku's first words

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AU where everything is the same except All Might is a villain would be incredibly entertaining if you consider nothing would change about Izuku’s heart deep admiration.

Mind you, it’s not a case of delusion. Just a classic example of how bad the Midoriya obliviousness can get.

He fully believes All Might is a hero misinterpreted by the media. No, your honor, that city and that dead villain were like that when he got there.

Bakugou pinches his cheeks and he’s shaking like a tiny, angry dog. “I’m this fucking close. THAT MOTHERFUCKER PUT 20 HEROES IN THE HOSPITAL!”

“If bad! Why give me autograph?!”

“I’m blowing us both up I swear to god.”

To be fair, All Might (All Smite?) does evacuate every area before a battle, is nice to retail workers, and refuses to fight LITERAL TEENAGERS. Homelander could never.

“Alright, young Midoriya, after a 6 months of grueling and slightly unsafe training, you’re finally ready. You’re prepared to be the number one villain!”

“…VILLAIN?!” Izuku screeches, expression sinking with dread, “You were training me to be a villain?!”

Toshinori wants to rip his hair out. “What did you think I was training you for, you half boiled broccoli?!”

“To be a hero like you!”

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

Izuku, with the biggest, saddest, wettest eyes in the world looks up to Toshi, and Jesus, he understands Nana. “But I love you. You can’t be bad.”

“…Of course I’m not bad. This was just another mere test, my boy! And you passed, as expected.“

He’s gonna suffer through the villain redemption program if it means Izuku keeps smiling like that.

“Alright, fuckmuppets, let’s get this over with.”

Mic is enraged, “YOU PUT MY HUSBAND IN THE HOSPITAL?”

“Womp womp. Do you prefer morgue?”

Bakugou almost rips off the door to the teacher’s office, “YOU MADE MY BOYFRIEND EAT YOUR HAIR?”

God, He hates redemption arcs.

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instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.

“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“

Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.

The media: well they seem like very good friends

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Kirishima thinks “dumbass” is a slur, so that’s what he uses btw

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UPDATE:

I watched season 6. (Spoiler warning)

It was so good and I died a little.

Bakugo’s character development had me in complete shambles I adore him he’s trying so hard.

And when I tell you I lost my mind when Aizawa cut his leg off. Watching your favorite character just casually slice off a limb is not something you see every day. But also icon ??

I remember when the vigilante arc in the manga first came out and I lost my everloving mind over it and getting to see it animated was so wkxoskoxksod it was soooooo good

And I got to see my favorite manga panel animated! It’s the one of Dabi saying “the past never dies” which is so iconic and I was screaming when it finally happened bc for some reason I thought it didn’t happen until season 7.

Now I have to start season 7 and I’m nervous. You could say my heart is racing. Unlike how someone else’s heart is about to be if you catch my drift. RIP but also not really because he’s fine and dandy eventually but yknow.

guys I’m getting back into bnha and I want friends to talk about it with someone yap with me 🥲

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THIS.

It’s making me so mad to see sm ship discourse with the whole “it will never be canon” like yeah. I know. I don’t want it to be canon. I just like my silly little stories. Have you ever considered that ??

this modern day fandom culture is killing me because we’re losing the art of shipping

these days you have to publish a dissertation and make a 100 page powerpoint with textual and subtextual evidence to back up the fact that you like seeing two characters together because apparently people can only ship what’s canon now

back in my day we used to be able to ship characters who never interacted,

we used to ship characters that didn’t even exist within the same media

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Gentle hands

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tddk formula 1 au i'm bringing back from the dead

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guys apparently he did take the mech suit why did yall lie to me.

“Deku literally took the mech suit and became the number one hero tf are you talking about” - me, running away screaming with my hands over my eyes

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“Deku literally took the mech suit and became the number one hero tf are you talking about” - me, running away screaming with my hands over my eyes

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“Yall just dramatic. Izuku is an adult now, it’s okay for him not chasing his teenage dreams”

Okay, he is all growing up now, and? Being an adult doesn’t change you 180. It makes you mature and the way you think may be more realistic and rational. But helping and saving others was a pillar of Izuku’s character. From the playground scene at the beginning and the river scene to the scene with Dai in 430 Izuku was the one to reach out and help others. Seeing him not take the chance to return to this dream fully shatters my heart and feels like he has lost his soul

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this is true and canon yup mhm

Spite is a powerful fuel

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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

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I will happily accept this and say it to people pls

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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guys we can come up with more please ask 🙏🙏🙏

NEW HC IDEA

Shinsou and Yamada are both allergic to cats.

Shinsou loves cats, so he just goes through a crap ton of allergy meds and toughs it out

Yamada is married to Aizawa, the ultimate cat lover of all time, so he also just takes a shit ton of allergy medicine and he's fine

Shouta had no idea Hizashi was allergic to cats until they'd already been married for three years, when, for the first time since they'd moved in together, Hizashi forgot to take his allergy medicine

Aizawa thought he was sick or dying at first but he eventually figured it out....and proceeded to yell at Mic for never telling him about his allergy...

Thank you @lizonthecloud for helping me come up with the idea in the discord server!