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thebisexualdogdad · 4 years ago

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Jordan Jackson

Written for @ironspidercrack who requested I write a goofy body swap au with their stargirl OC speedster Jordan Jackson

The sunlight beamed through the window of Jordan's bedroom, he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes not quite ready to wake up yet when something felt off.

The pink pillow his head was laying on was not his.

Neither was the pink duvet cover that was keeping him warm.

"I don't remember going to Courtney's last night," he mumbled to himself as he got out of the bed.

He wandered to the bathroom, running a hand through his hair which felt unusually long and a high pitched shriek came out of him when he saw himself in the bathroom mirror.

Or rather, he saw Courtney in the mirror.

"Court? You okay?" Pat yelled running into her room.

"Pat! It's not Courtney, it's me Jordan!" He says in a panic.

"Jordan?" Pat says confused.

"Yes Jordan," he reaffirms.

"What's going on?" Barbara said joining them in the bathroom.

"Um- I uh… have a pimple… mom," Jordan stuttered.

"Don't worry dear it's barely noticeable nothing to scream about," Barbara chuckles leaving Jordan alone with Pat.

"How did this happen," Jordan whispers to Pat.

"I don't know but we'll have to call the team together," Pat sighs, "wait… if you're here then where's Courtney?"

"Oh my god Courtney!" Jordan quips.

"Oh my god how do I pee with this thing," Courtney is asking herself in Jordan's own bathroom, trying not to stare at the new appendage between her legs but her bladder felt like it was about to explode so she did her best to aim without looking.

She didn't make it.

Then Jordan's phone started ringing and she was relieved to see her name pop up.

"Jordan, thank god what is happening?" She blurted.

"I'm not sure but Pat is rounding up the team, meet us at the garage before school," he told her.

Half an hour later the whole JSA was at the garage as both Courtney and Jordan walked in.

"Hey Court, ready for the chem test today?" Yolanda smiled.

"Not Courtney, Jordan," he corrected.

Yolanda, Beth and Rick all looked at her confused.

"I'm Courtney," Courtney said from Jordan's body.

"What the hell," Rick muttered.

"Somehow Courtney and Jordan switched bodies," Pat stated, "what meta humans have you come into contact with lately?"

"Only the ISA and none of them have the ability to do this," Jordan replied.

"Well, remember there was that little elf dude last week," Rick added.

"Elf dude?" Pat asked.

"Yeah his name was like Mister mixpickles or something," Courtney shrugged.

"You mean Mister Mxyzptlk," Pat groans.

"That's it," Beth says cheerfully.

"Why didn't you tell me you ran into Mxyzptlk," Pat scolded.

"Because he was a wimp, we took care of him in like five minutes," Jordan said.

"You guys he's a master trickster, he's a pain in the ass but he can cause some serious trouble," Pat informed them.

"If you know so much about him then how do we fix this," Courtney asks.

"We have to find him and say his name backwards, it's the only way to get him to reverse his mischief," Pat explains.

"We should get going you guys, school is starting soon," Yolanda tells them.

"You all go to school and I'll try to track down Mxyzptlk," Pat says, "and Jordan and Courtney remember you guys are each other, try not to make it obvious somethings wrong alright."

"Yeah cause that won't be hard," Courtney sighs as all the teenagers leave the garage.

"Hey Court," you say pulling her to side.

"Yeah?"

"I uh… need help putting a bra on… i tried and i couldn't figure it out without ya know… looking," he whispered.

"I'll help you in the car," Courtney blushed, "and I need to put some some makeup on you too."

At least Jordan was trying to be as respectful as she was.

The school day was interesting to say the least.

Courtney and Jordan exchanged schedules and had to stop themselves from going to their regular classes.

Jordan almost went into the boys bathroom twice and hasn't quite mastered the art of peeing sitting down yet.

He also had to put up with Cindy being his lab partner in chemistry where he learned she's scary good at mixing chemicals and was now even more intimidated by her.

"So what's it like being a girl," Rick asked Jordan smuggly as they waited for the girls after final period.

"So weird dude, Amanda in history told me she liked my makeup and asked what foundation I use? You get so much splashback when you pee sitting down and as great as boobs are to look at they are really annoying to have," Jordan complained.

"You looked at her boobs?" Rick gasped.

"No!" Jordan shot back, "I mean we haven't even done more than makeout. I just get now why girls always complain about having back problems and bra's are way too tight, it's so hard to breathe right."

Before Rick could ask more questions the girls finally arrived and it was off to find Mxzypltk.

"So Pat heard that he was last seen hanging around the Blue Valley race tracks, he's meeting us there," Courtney explained.

The group headed across town to the race tracks where sure enough Mxzypltk was giving the gamblers good luck before taking it away when they thought they were hitting big.

"Ugh you kids again," he groaned when you approached him, "Pat Dugan so good to see you it's been far too long. m

"You need to put Courtney and Jordan back in their own bodies Mxzypltk," Pat ordered.

"Why? The young lovers aren't having fun walking in each other's shoes?" He laughed.

"I like being in my own body thanks," Courtney stated.

Yolanda was ready to pounce on him at any given moment if he tried to run while Chuck was currently giving Beth a history lesson and Imp folklore.

"Come on man, just switch us back and we can all be on our way," Jordan told him.

"Well what would be the fun in that?" He grinned before trying to make a break for it.

There was a brief brawl but apparently Mxzypltk hadn't learned his lesson from his previous encounter with the JSA.

Yolanda and Rick had him pinned the ground after Jordan sped in front of him and effectively decked him.

"Courtney, say his name backwards," Pat reminded her.

"I don't know how to say his name backwards Pat I barely know how to say it forwards," Courtney replied.

"Just sound it out, hurry," he muttered helping the teenagers keep him trapped.

"Um… kilp… ill… skim? Kilp ill skim! Kilp ill skim!" Courtney yelped.

Mxzypltk shouted a few obscenities before giving in, "alright alright! Let me go and I'll switch them back."

Yolanda and Rick looked to each and nodded, the pair releasing the trickster.

Mxzypltk sighed and rolled his eyes, snapping his fingers.

Both Jordan and Courtney went still, a moment later each letting out a deep breath.

Courtney's hands went to her curly hair and Jordan grabbed his boobless chest.

"Oh my god we're back," Courtney said cheerfully hugging Jordan.

"Whatever, now leave me be I have more gambling addicts souls to crush," Mxzypltk quipped.

"Pat should we really just let him go?" Jordan asked.

"We'll deal with him another day," Pat said waving Mxzypltk off, "I don't know about you kids but I'm starving, let's go get something to eat."

As Yolanda, Beth and Rick debated on what fast food chain to stop at Jordan and Courtney walked a few steps behind them hand in hand.

"Today was crazy," Courtney said.

"It was but I knew you'd fix it, you always do," Jordan said kissing her cheek, "I love you Courtney."

"I love you too," she smiled.

#stargirl imagine #courtney whitmore imagine #courtney whitmore x oc #fic

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