#Missa is traumatised

[mikaikaika]

Forever and Baghera wondering if Roier will join them for adventure meanwhile Roier is busy roleplaying and handing out playboy level pamphlets of Melissa as part of his therapy session to Missa

[54625]

I miss kelp cocaine

I miss everyone congregating at Phil and Missa's, I miss Roier's over exaggerated moan every time he and Cellbit kissed, I miss everyone throwing their balaclavas on and going "passa tudo...", Tubbo's constant grilling of Fit and Pac (especially Fit), Mike's hairdressing, everyone singing the Pac e Mike wow wow song, Gegg, the admins striking people with lightning perfectly on cue, the Foolish cheating allegations, Slime and Mariana traumatising their viewers, Dorime playing randomly, people turning eachother rainbow coloured with the rainbow jelly, Dapper randomly pulling out all kinds of crazy creatures from his backpack, the extremely overwhelming pre-event meet ups, Las Casualonas, the casualonas dance, Sunny's materialism, Etoiles telling everyone how and why their armour and weapons aren't actually optimised, Phil breaking the fourth wall, Baghera and her fish joke, Rubius abusing his creative power, Foolish ruining the tension during serious moments, Cellbit obsessing over every lore lead or clue, Roier and his hilarious PNG builds, Felps "finally being added to the server", Fit always looking after Mariana's builds in his absence, everyone playing hide and seek, Cucurucho spying on and jumpscaring everyone, Quackity constantly being made fun of for his dead kid, Phil and Fit's aggressive "friendly" flirting, Cellbit talking over Richas' shoulder while he's painting, Leonarda's spoiledness, Ramón's obsession with the citric acid cycle, Slime's ability to show up for an event out of nowhere and just completely derail everything, new players always freaking out about Fit's voice, Quackity desperately trying to find a match since day 1 and always failing, Maximus' talk show, people teleporting in and out at just the right second, Jaiden's love for Hatsune Miku infecting the server, Bad and Foolish's encounters, Ramón threatening to blow himself up or digging himself into the ground when he doesn't get his way, Tallulah drowning herself when she doesn't get her way, the hilarious mistranslations, the wonderful screenshots, Vegetta's mines, Jaiden's expanding list of nationalities, Antoine being an enigma, the in-game karaoke place, Bobby starting fights, Juanaflippa dying over and over, Empanada trauma dumping about her first death to Bagi, Cellbit's vivo turbo ad, Bad yelling "language!", Pol and Foolish and Mouse not being able to stop laughing around each other, Pierre and Max's damn furry club, "no mames!", Spreen leaving for cigarettes, Bad stealing furniture, Missa being incomprehensibly cringefail (I will never forget that "bucket clutch"), Felps' hole, Tubbo's bigger hole, Mike going crazy that one time, Chayanne whipping out his cooking utensils, "Fofoca!", Pomme being the French Sniper, Pepito being homeless for a sec? Richarlyson's many personalities and characters, Tilin being "la tres leches", Trump even being called Trump to begin with, Cucuruchito flirting with everyone, dozens of plots to break into various federation buildings, hundreds of rule breaks, DanTDM being theorised to be Bagi's missing brother, Etoiles' love-hate relationship with the codes, Kameto going out for milk, Tina's heavily one sided rivalry with Fit, everyone changing their skins for events and some people being so extra with it, things falling into chaos every time an event needed them to travel a long distance together, the messy group photos, Charlie's grief spirals, people meeting up at Spreen's bar way back when, everyone making an effort to speak languages they don't speak, the sharing of international memes, the teaching of swear words, the joy that was born from the interconnectivity.

Just all of the things, dumb, hilarious, or adorable. The moments, bits and little jokes that made the QSMP so engaging, fun and entertaining to watch. That made you feel like you were participating in one massive celebration. I miss it.

[sarcastictissy]

The QSMP has only been in prison for a few hours. Here's what we know so far:

Niki, Pac, Foolish, Pierre and Phil managed to escape during the mining and was sent to solitary confinement

They all left therapy more traumatised

Abuleoir is back and is a janitor (janitoier) (also Fit feels threatened for his job)

Etoiles managed to acquire a backpack

Cellbit is a ghost??

Everyone is killing Badboyhalo

Tallulah went flower picking in a dungeon

Etoiles played the diabetes card to get more apple juice

Chayanne was sent to solitary confinement for killing Quackity

FitPac goes strong, even in prison

Antoine is doing Antoine things (meditating mid air)

Quackity and Phil have decided they trust everyone except Foolish

Pac said he's kiss, marry and kill Fit (he responded with "oooh, dangerous")

Foolish has been downed multiple times by both Leo and Pepito

The Tazercraft song (Pac e Mike) started playing during dinner

Aypierre misses Max :(

Missa and Wilbur are meant to share a cell, which Phil responded with "That's fitting." (Bonus points since neither logged on today)

ElMariana met Pepito (and like half the server)

Phil stole some peaches, Etoiles stole dark metal. Pop off Phil, pop off.

GUAPODUO CRUMBS?????

ElMariana and Quackity spent the night in solitary (I sure do wonder what they'll get up to!)

They all lost their minds during the dungeon

Cellbit and Baghera have a cell and they're "sleeping" in it (👀?)

ElMariana said he'd fuck Foolish (no surprises there)

Antoine said he'd fuck cucurucho

They're all gonna die on day 3 apparently

[guckies]

This is all /rp and should be treated like such. It is in the perspective of red of what I would like to see so i don’t care what blue were intending with their actions or what blue was feeling, this is about red.

Because of how Blue team(specifically bad and tubbo) interacts with red and considering how close they were with some of them on quesadilla. I would full support the decision of the parents in that team to restrict access to their eggs because of what happened in purgatory(goes for all parents but only of their official egg). Like you cannot tell me they aren’t coming back from there not traumatised and that will reflect in their trust in others.

Phil I know for sure depending on how it ends will cut tubbo from caring for Chayanne and Talullah if tubbo doesn’t win back his trust magically. Especially with how the team dynamics look to the red. Not sure with bad though, he’ll probably debate it and then restrict access to just himself and Missa. I do hope he has some drama with Bad about it though… :3

Cellbit will probably feel that overprotection of Richas like he did when he wanted sole custody or at least want to protect him more. (I don’t often watch cellbit so feel free to make up your own interpretation this is just mine)

Baghera who has visibly grown a connection to all of bolas may feel betrayed because of how bad is like their paralysis demon in red. I would be incredibly shocked if she did completely trust bad but I also understand that a lot plays into their relationship. So as much as i would love to see the drama of Baghera not wanting Pomme around him, I do understand that it’s probably not likely. Would also love to see her and Aypierre argue about purgatory bc of their opposing views but who knows 🥲

Foolish is the only one I can’t make up because he’ll still trust Tina bc Tina’s never really been a big threat. But him and bad are just like that which makes me wish so bad that they weren’t. Like I wish they would fight over it and then Foolish wouldn’t want him around him or Leo. But god do I see that just not happening at all :// Like they run this same game of being on each others nerves but I want them to have proper never talk to me /rp drama.

[the-blaze-empress]

top 5 ocs‼️‼️

WOOOO YEAAA BEST QUESTION!!!

1 - flykk. surprising absolutely no one at all. tragic doomed little satyr guy, i am rotating him at SUCH speeds in my mind im so normal about him i should listen to his playlist again and definitely not cry. god. he was so good. he IS so good.

2 - gotta go cam/chamomile. very autistic human apothecary with a very dangerous curse that they definitely didnt give themself!!! dingus gets a shoutout here too bc hes great. but yeah. cam. cmonnnn open up u know u need it u know u care about rune let urself care!!

3 - mavis. not wholly mine but like half so she still counts!! pissa fankid she is darling and baby and can do no wrong ever!! shes got littol baby wings like phil and a littol baby tail like missa and shes got her papa's eyes and her apa's hair and she's her apa's girl through and through and looves shoving things in her mouth that shouldnt be in her mouth <3

4 - veloria/v'nandi prolly. shes the opposite of flykk in such a beautiful way, very selfish, very traumatised, very Not Having A Good Time at the moment. girl needs to learn how to live with her mistakes and how to be a good person again instead of just panicking and running away

5 - east. havent really talked about this one anywhere but One Specific Server and theyre kind of a character i play/embody/am in mc and also kind of nebulous with time in their story. a human who survived the sculk infestation by becoming a slightly chthonic harvest god, splitting off a slightly emptier, mostly greyscale ghost version of them into the nether as they did so

i have sooo many more ocs also if anyone wants to know about them <33

ask me my top 5/top 10 anything!