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The suit-clad alien gave a puzzled look at the small creature, tilting his helmeted head to the side.

“…That is the weirdest gopher I’ve ever seen…”

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Blinks his big ol' eyes.

"Ikabibi!"

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"Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, Madam." The alien snarked back "Perhaps I should show manners to the so-called angels you're fighting. Then we can all hold hands and merrily skip through a field of flowers."

He rolled his eyes, tossing the book behind him. "You want to talk manners? Let's start with names. I've run into you how many times and I've yet to catch yours."

“So you’re saying that, when you disappear, you’re actually going to a different plane of existence to fight angels?

You know, if you’d rather not tell me, you could just say so.”

"I didn't know an alien could be quite the guilt tripper", A gasp can be heard from the Witch's lips feigning that she was upset about his intrusive questions noting that the Alien was a keen observer.

"If I may offer an advice from one sexy earth diplomat to a geeky alien, we usually do respond to please and thank you's more favorably", She hands him a book with the title, 'How To Please a Woman: The Art of Kamasutra' by mistake.

"If you had the decency to learn the language, at least learn the basic manners"

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Send '❤️❔' if you'd be interested in discussing a potential ship between our muses!

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Please reblog this if it’s okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven’t reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you

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To explain:

Despite Val's friendly demeanor, he is a very broken Quarian who hates himself for what he had done in the past, no matter how justified it may have been. All his kindness? His inventions? That's all to atone for who he was and what he had done. But, no matter how hard he tries, it never feels good enough. He can never get rid of his guilt.

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"Mass panic, undue violence, being kidnapped and dissected by this planet's governing forces..." The alien responded, counting on his three-digit hand "I could make a list, if it helps." Honestly, he could show her a number of earth movies to prove his case. Especially that one about the shrimp-like ones in that one district. That one was just cruel.

The alien couldn't help but take note of the way the witch was walking, as if she was some sort of model. He supposed that kind of confidence was admirable, even if it was bordering on egotistical. That said, he couldn't tell if she was trying to seduce the alien or if she was just like that. He was just going to go with the latter, considering they just met and the fact that he's...well, an alien.

"So, uh, I never got your name. You do have a name, right?"

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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The alien put his gun back in his satchel, rolling his eyes under his helmet. Great, catch him by surprise on a battleground then tutting at his defensive reflex. Give her this, she was relentless with her mind games, If he was an enemy, she'd really get under his skin. And her naughty teasing?...Well, he's more of a 'Wine and Dine' sort of quarian, but he'll freely admit she's no amateur.

"Why do you think I tried keeping a low profile." He countered "Though, it's not easy when someone can appear and disappear at a whim. Couple that with the fact that you treat the laws of physics as more of a suggestion and the chances of me hiding from you is...quite low, to say the least."

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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“Seems like a rare trait, no matter where you go.” The being responded with a weary sigh. Even where he was from, genuine kindness was in short supply, depending on who you were, especially those who were simply good for the sake of it.

The being took the prosthetic from the woman’s hand, attaching it back onto its base. “No, I was talking about the other metal arm you’re keeping here.” He responded, more jovial than malicious as he tested the joints.

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Drinking water was kind of difficult, considering the odd mask he wore, but it was easy to assume that the slot in his filter would be near the mouth. Drinking the water that passed through his filter, the strange being looked to the woman, still a tad woozy in the head.

"Thank you." He said, weakly "But why aren't you more cautious of me? I'm not exactly...like you."

Looking around, the being realized he was missing his arm. Or, rather, his synthetic prosthesis. "Er, you haven't seen a metal arm laying around, have you?"

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“Oh.” The alien replied, suddenly feeling awkward “My condolences.” Of course, he had no idea just how horrible Geppetto was as a person. Well, it was the thought that counts, right?

The alien looked over his own metal arm. Perhaps he shouldn’t have been so judgmental, given that his own arm seems to be getting more and more scuffed the longer he stayed in Krat. What he would give for a table to work on right now.

"Fine, boundary noted." Val responded, his hands raised "All I ask is that you don't get snippy when what you need takes more priority over what you want. I assume your creator is nowhere nearby, considering the state of this place."

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The alien wondered why the woman was soo keen to throw out those double entendres. Maybe it was a form of psychological warfare, to both display confidence and fluster the opponent. Or maybe she simply enjoyed doing so. Either way, he didn't care enough to comment.

The being was confused as he saw markings appear on the visor of his helmet. As soon as the witch popped out, however, the barrel of the alien's gun was swiftly aimed point-blank at the witch's forehead. Seemed whoever this odd being was, he had both the reflexes to respond to a potential surprise attack AND the control to not shoot her then and there. Not that it would've mattered anyway, with the witch's skills in temporal magic. "Did you really have to do that? You're lucky I didn't shoot my load across your face."

Hey, she wasn't the only one who knew a bit of innuendo.

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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"Awful cordial to a being you don't even know." The alien replied, pulling out his own gun "Not a complaint, mind you." As unusual as this individual was, unlike the witch, it seemed he lacked the magical capabilities to interact or observe into the realm of Pergatorio. Poor thing was likely a sitting duck. "Alright, who's attackin-...Where the fuck did she go?"

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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@streetwisetemptress continued

Drinking water was kind of difficult, considering the odd mask he wore, but it was easy to assume that the slot in his filter would be near the mouth. Drinking the water that passed through his filter, the strange being looked to the woman, still a tad woozy in the head.

"Thank you." He said, weakly "But why aren't you more cautious of me? I'm not exactly...like you."

Looking around, the being realized he was missing his arm. Or, rather, his synthetic prosthesis. "Er, you haven't seen a metal arm laying around, have you?"

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//Considering all that's going on, I'mma do something therapeutic and bring this guy back.

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

[thephoenixnomore]

//Considering all that's going on, I'mma do something therapeutic and bring this guy back.

@terrxrbilly