thephoenixnomore

[thephoenixnomore]

Dante from DMC and sample pls the fanchants are insisting.

// Truth be told, I’ve only ever played DMC5. Great game, but I doubt that’s enough experience to properly portray the Son of Sparda. Sad but true.

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Based on the character(s) you see me play, send me another character you think I could write well

On anon or not

Maybe I’ll start playing them!

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My muse is pushing themselves too hard, and is at risk of collapsing. How does your muse get them to relax?

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“You never asked before, Girl. That’s on you.” Rodin smiled back. Though, if he knew Bayonetta, she wasn’t here for drinks (though she likely wouldn’t refuse one, either). “Besides, our friend here can only handle human liquor if it’s triple filtered, at least. I ain’t going to kill my first extraterrestrial customer. That’d be one hell of a poor business decision.”

“Great, first a witch and now an alien.” Enzo groaned “As if my life wasn’t insane enough…”

“Don’t tell me life on other planets seems a bit too incomprehensible for ya, Enzo.” The Bartender asked with a cheeky smile.

“Please.” Enzo scoffed “I can barely comprehend life on THIS planet.”

“Their banter aside” Val piped up, turning to the witch “I gotta say, never took you for a holy roller. You’re full of surprises, aren’t you?”

At that, Enzo let out a cocky chuckle. “If she’s a nun, I’m a goddamn saint.”

“Saint of what? All you can eat buffets?”

“Ey! Don’t make me kick your ass back to the mothership!”

"Hey there, Bayonetta. Seems this lost little puppy followed you home." Rodin greeted, motioning to the familiar looking alien at the bar "Gotta admit, it's my first time serving an extraterrestrial client. Checking that off my bucket list, I guess."

"Hope it wasn't to much to ask that you triple-filter my drink." Val replied.

"As they say in those fancy Japanese Clubs "The Customer is King". So long as you pay your tab, that is." At the mention of a tab, he looked over at where a portly mafia-esque man was sitting.

"Hey, maybe I'll have enough if I sell that fishbowl-headed freak to the government, eh?"

"You can try." Val retorted, pulling a high-tech handcannon out of his satchel, causing the man to go pale. Suffice it to say, that made him think twice.

"Heh." Rodin chuckled "I like this one already."

"I for one would agree with the fat italian", The Witch had materialized from the portal that was used as an entrance to the bar interrupting mid conversation and in usual fashion even in her nun habit she had to pull focus for attention as she had strutted over the counter with a coquettish grin on her face addressing the cheeky alien boy that she had the pleasure to banter with during the day.

"My usual, and I'd have you know that I am deeply offended that I haven't been offered these filtering services lest I would have to look for another watering hole because inferno had increased the rent prices for these embellishments"

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Send 'Date or Pass' and the receiving muse will answer truthfully if they'd date the sending muse or not. :3

“I’m not into males. That said, if I was, I can see you being a prime candidate.”

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The alien looked the card over curiously. Gates of Hell, eh? Odd name for an establishment. Then again, he was heading for those gates anyway. Might as well get hammered while he’s there.

“What, you got a hot date or someth-“ Val stopped mid-sentence as he looked up from the card, discovering the witch had already pulled off a disappearing act, not a trace left save for what was in his hand. “…Hell of a woman.” He chuckled to himself, hiding off once more.

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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Send "Why do I hear boss music?" For me to post My Muse’s boss theme!

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

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❤️ SHIPPING PITCH SHEET

Got a ship concept in mind? Here’s a chance to pitch it! 

This sheet is intended for elevator pitches that can be discussed more in-depth later if all involved parties are interested! It features options for imperfect resolutions because, as we know, not all relationships end well.

Bold, italic and strikethrough as desired. Elaborate as much or as little as you’d like! This is just a starting point with a little extra meat on it.

Remember to specify muses for multimuses!

❤️ What does your muse see in mine?

❤️ What do you think my muse might see in yours?

❤️ What kind of relationship do you see these muses having?

One-Sided / Unreciprocated | Noncommittal | Unbalanced | Mismatched Priorities | Mismatched Expectations | One Using the Other | Using Each Other | Transactional | Hidden Incentive | Transformative ( Positive / Negative / Neutral ) | ‘I Can Fix Them’ | ‘I Can Make Them Worse’ | Codependent | Committed | Casual | Friends with Benefits | Fling with Consequences | Nebulous Situationship | Together for Appearances | Arranged Partnership | Partners in Crime | Rivals / Enemies Who Got The Wires Crossed | Cross-Alignment / Cross-Faction Romance | Slow Burn | Mutual Pining | Fairytale Romance | Soulmates ( Wholesome / Tragic / Condemning ) | Cold | Warm | Passionate | Chaotic | Stable | Unstable | Nurturing ( One-sided / Mutual ) | Protective ( One-sided / Mutual ) | Obsessive ( One-sided / Mutual ) | Possessive ( One-sided / Mutual ) | Toxic ( One-sided / Mutual ) | Masochism Tango | Other ( specify! )

❤️ How often do you think they see each other?

Only by Chance | One Avoids the Other | They Avoid Each Other | Infrequently, by circumstances outside of their control | Frequently, but for strictly nonromantic reasons | Occasional Meetup | Planned Dates | Frequently, for romantic reasons | Living Together | Other ( specify! )

❤️ What struggles do you see them having together- both within the relationship, and outside of it?

❤️ What might keep them together in times of strife?

❤️ What future do you foresee for these characters?

Haven't thought that far ahead! | Domestic Bliss ( with children / without children ) | Committed & Content | Complacency / Settling ( with children / without children ) | Amicable Exes | Bitter Exes | Restraining Order | Tragedy | Mutually-Assured Destruction | Other ( specify! )

❤�� Are you willing to write…

Marriage Threads | Pregnancy threads | Parenting threads | Sex Scenes | Love-As-Redemption | Love Triangles | Open Relationships | Polyamory | Jealousy | Heated arguments | Break-ups | Cheating | Divorce | Toxicity | 

❤️ Is there anything else about this ship idea you’d like to mention before we discuss it further?

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Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

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Well, at least she stopped with the probing-related teases. Still, if she wanted to hear a sob story, she would have to work for it. That, or get him drunk off his ass. But no one wants to see that.

The alien arched a brow under his mask at her advances. "Legs are nice and all" He responded in equal measure "But I'm more into internal traits. Strength, intelligence, confidence..." Two of his three digits walked along her leg in playful manner "Women who know who they are and what they want."

With a cocky grin, the alien pulled back. "Of course, a woman who can kick my ass REALLY gets me going."

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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"And that's the last one you get." Val said with a sigh. Again with the probing jokes. He has no idea how those offensive rumors even started, but he'll be damned if he let himself be associated with them. Honestly, of all the xenophobic lies humanity has told, that's got to be one of the most vile.

Val leaned against the wall, passively looking over his metal arm. "You say that as if a guy can't sightsee." He responded, rolling it's wrist joints "You humans go to continents or islands. I go to planets. Sadly, there's no frequent flyer rewards for galactic travel. Not to mention, no mile high club. Not that I have a plus one to go with, in any case."

“Right then, I guess pillow talk won’t help the situation, but then again foreplay comes first if you’d ask me”, The Umbra Witch teased playfully as she draws her guns then casually slides into the portal teleporting her to the realm where the mysterious assailant went into. “First things first—how’s your head?”, She followed as her eyes searched for her target left and right.

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flirt with my muse!

can be on or off anon.

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Send me character development questions!

Anon or not, send in anything you'd like elaborated on, anything you're interested in, anything that's been left vague, or anything that strikes your fancy. For multimuses, be sure to specify the muse!

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".....Alright, you either lost a bet or you want something from me. Which is it?"

"Darling, are you a church pew---because you make want to be on my knees for you"

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@pomniegranate ;; Pomni was short and sweet with it, kindness went a long way even for a stranger on a holiday. But she couldn't find it in herself to say anything as she hands them a box of chocolates, gaze appearing away as she turns with a small wave.

The alien looked over at the jester with a puzzled, but appreciative look. Earth holidays had a habit of confusing him. That said, generosity was a universal trait, even if in short supply in places. He waved back, knowing that kindness should always be appreciated, no matter where you find it.

If only he could eat these chocolates.

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Send '❤️❔' if you'd be interested in discussing a potential ship between our muses!

-send '<3?' if the emojis don't show!

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valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?: