#Miranda Priestley

[slashingdisneypasta]

Mean Fashion Women <3 mean fashion women <3 mean fashion women <3 mean fashion women <3 mean fashion women <3 mean fashion women <3 -

[lilolilyr]

Tonight is the party celebrating the 200th Runway edition with Miranda as Editor in Chief, and there is someone in attendance she hasn't seen in quite a while...

Another fic for @flufftober 2023! Today's prompt was: Cinderella moment. Well, I at least worked it into the fic somewhere :D

2k, rated G, no warnings. Post-canon reunion.

Read on Ao3!

[gayshaye]

Andy Sachs:

What? The Devil Wears Prada? No, no, no, no, no - The Devil wears nada.

[weltonlasso]

the amount of cunt this serves is unmatched

[spindrifters]

sirius is a service top

[thewalkingmeepa]

[erinaonice]

@ adam siao him fa

[kraniumet]

controversial opinion but I don't think they're a divorceguy if they haven't actually been divorced

[louisfoxe]

"A book introduction CANNOT convince you to read a book"

They were absolutely right. It's convinced me that I don't want to touch this book with a 10 ft pole.

losing my mind at this

[justporo]

I just had the realisation that our favourite vampire

Astarion Ancunín

(especially his ascended self) is basically genderswapped

Miranda Priestley from The Devil Wears Prada

You see this, right?? YOU SEE THIS??

Ascended Astarion just eyeing you and going "that's all" while he waves you away.

[greypetrel]

OC in Symbolism - part 1

Alyra almost got Hope as a feeling in direct quote to Miranda Priestley. The other blorbos will be updated soon, I am VERY normal about cohesive palettes.

Part 2 with Hawkes and Shepard

[whereismymonsterlover]

~ It's 2006 and Sebastian signs a new contract, assuming the role of secretary for the prestigious Runway Magazine. He doesn't know what Dolce & Gabbana is, and frankly he couldn't care less.

A.K.A. I wanted to draw him as Miranda Priestley from Devil Wears Prada but remembered this line and it stuck. It just makes sense that he wouldn't know after eating Ciel's soul and lying dormant for the 20th century. I loved drawing his "I don't get paid enough for this" expression - condescending!Sebastian is my favourite. The suit is based on Stanley Tucci's in the film, just desaturated for Seb's vibe. I had to give him Office Siren glasses because what would be the point of making him a secretary otherwise. Also, I legally cannot draw Seb without his fangs peaking out in some capacity. He's so pretty, if I do say so myself.

[heatwa-ves]

thank you for the tag!!

fav colour: red

last song: get busy living or get busy dying (do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows) by hit american rock band fall out boy

currently watching: bbc ghosts + stone ocean I guess + chibnall era dw in theory but not in practice bc it sucks

last movie: the devil wears prada

3 ships: 12clara shusumi and klapollo

first ship: something from fairy tail probably idr. jerza? gale? I was never that into nalu

currently craving: nothing rn

coffee or tea: hot choccy also 💖 or frappucinnos

tagging @zombies-sold-cheap @knightzp @the-bizzare-catnon @astralmarionette @asherasgayagenda

tagged by @kalmeria !

fav color: red n blue ehehe

last song: navy blue by l4mps from 18trip.

currently reading: the storm we made by vanessa chan + a shipwrecks book related to where i work. and i'm starting daughter of fortune by isabel allende soon so

currently watching: nothing atm i'm between shows.

last movie: i think its harvey still? very sweet movie though really recommend

3 ships: going to do crackships/rarepairs bc why not. madatatsushu, rinrikadice, and polym4rondo.

first ship: i am not admitting this in public you cannot make me

currently craving: the heat to die down

coffee or tea: hot choccy :3

tagging @heatwa-ves @bennerazor @zaminami @dykeravengard @pingo1387 @the-moons-coffin @exmeowstic @agried n whoever wants to do this :3

[dnpanimationstudioclone]

Made my own human take for my Velvette. I put her in more modern clothes to show she died in more recently compared to everyone else, but far less flashy compared to how she dresses now in Hell, show she wasn’t the same confident baddie queen Hell, along with us know her now a days as. She’s also got some yarn like elements still shown with her look 🧶🧶🧶 I imagine back alive, she was an influencer or at the very least worked for or started working in that field before becoming that herself(has to start somewhere), atleast tried to…. Ngl with my Vel, I imagine a kinda Devil wears Prada story, of her starting off as a shy insecure intern working for the kind of people, everyone wanted to be(OG Vel is described as the Miranda Priestley of Hell). Though in this case, she may have gotten carried away with her ambitions.

My Velvette-If ya ask me, Andi’s friends & boyfriend were just unsupportive rats, like cmon I get the moral they were trying to go for but they should’ve had Andi actually develop negatively, getting carried away with her ambitions. Not that bloody hard, just look at me-I mean literally every other nobody trying to be special on social media…

Charlie-U….wanna talk about any-

Vel-NO! Jumps out a window.

Charlie-Why does everyone keep doing that when this kinda stuff comes up!?

Vaga-I imagine window insurance must be pretty big. If you’re wondering about her skin & eyes, she has vitiligo & heterochromia, hence why her demon form’s got the whole asymmetry color scheme(ironically most cases of vitiligo are symmetrical in skin). I imagine they were things, she was very self conscious about, perhaps even faced ridicule from, another reason why she dresses less flashy and more modest(to cover up the rest of the patches). So ofcourse, following Sinners forms having some form of punishment to them, naturally her Hell-form kept those things in her new appearence. At the very least tho, she came to accept and even make it work with her whole brand.

have human versions of my Hazbin gang, Vox, aswell as Hell versions of all the Vees.

[lovemyromance]

Stop Kicking Elain out of the NC

She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to leave her family. The cauldron turning her into high fae was unfortunate, but in typical Elain fashion (my favorite quality of hers) she made the best of a terrible situation and adapted to her new home, her new body, her new life. She has friends. She glows with health. She is mending the relationship with her sisters. The male she loves is there.

Why would she want to leave?

And if anyone brings up the fact that Cassian said she couldn't pull off a black dress - I swear to god I'll be convinced you've never read a book before. Cassian, the Miranda Priestley of Velaris, declaring Elain doesn't look good in black does not mean she is being rejected by the Night Court.

Do people not read? Did you not read how Nesta had to stand out to be Eris-bait, and if Elain, gorgeous, sweet, with beauty-that-could-bring-a-king-to-his-knees Elain was done up like the rest of them, the chances of Eris following after Nesta would have been slim? They had to make her look muted, to purposefully fade her into the background. That is ALL.

Now let's get into the even worse arguments for booting Elain out of the NC. Specifically,

She belongs in Spring (with Lucien)

She belongs in Day (with Lucien)

She belongs in Autumn (with Lucien)

Do you see what all those have in common (other than being surface level awful arguments)? They all center around Lucien. Who currently, Elain avoids like the plague. But I'm getting ahead of myself, lets go one by one, slow and steady:

Elain does NOT belong in spring

Why is this a thing, even? Because she likes flowers and Feyre said "oh elain would like it here?" That's it? Are we reducing people down to their hobbies now? Nesta likes books, should she also move to Day? Mor likes...wine I guess, should she move into a tavern? Amren likes puzzles, ship her to Dawn? Azriel likes Elain, let's put him in the Prison??

Or, oh wait, Tamlin should lose his court and Elain and Lucien will rule? How. Genuinely, how? Lucien is already an heir to Day Court & Autumn Court. How would the magic pick him of all people if Tamlin somehow dies/gives up his court? Wouldn't it pick someone...of Spring Court descent?

P.S Flowers also grow in the Night Court.

Make it make sense.

2. Elain does NOT belong in Day

First of all, right now, nobody knows about Lucien's parentage except for Feyre/Rhys and LoA (maybe). Helion doesn't know. Lucien himself does not know.

For Lucien to become high lord of Day, y'all realize Helion would have to die, right? Why would you ever kill off such an icon? And even if he just casually lives there while Helion still rules...a lot of things would have to happen for this to occur, like: Lucien's parentage is revealed, Helion accepts him as his heir, likely a blood duel between Beron/Helion over LoA, If Beron wins THEN Lucien becomes HL of Day, but if Helion wins then Eris becomes HL of Autumn...all of this would have to be covered in one book before they can even think about moving to Day and living happily ever after. You know, if Elain ever actually gives him the time of...day.

Don't even give me the "but Elain needs sunlight"!!

P.S. The NC also gets sunlight

Elain is not a plant. She does not undergo photosynthesis and need to go to the Day Court to physically be alive. Elain does not need light she IS the light. What's not clicking folks? Her name literally means LIGHT. Some variations say fawn/deer, but mainly she is light.

3. Elain does NOT belong in Autumn

This argument is more rare, but I don't understand it either. Why would she go live in Autumn as the reluctant mate to the 7th son of the awful Autumn HL? Autumn court cannot be this interesting to y'all, that you would be totally okay with not hearing from feyre/rhys/nesta/cassian/any of the IC, just to read a story about Elain avoiding Lucien in different climate/setting? Autumn exists in the NC too, you guys. She can ignore him when the leaves change color there, just as much.

And all of this, is only centered around Lucien. Because if you just asked this sweet flower child what she wanted, I can guarantee you, her answer would be to stay right where she is: home.

If she weren't mated to Lucien, would you still be sending her away to Spring/Day/Autumn?

This isn't even a ship thing at this point, like...Lucien doesn't currently have a home right now? Why are we tearing Elain away from her home to go live with a mate she does not want? If Elucien ever did get together, it would make so much more sense for Lucien to just move to the NC instead. Because Elain sure as hell is not going to live in her ex-fiance's manor, far away from her sisters, with a mate she didn't ask for and his rude bestie who literally made a r*pe joke about her (yeah, not understanding the Jurian & Lucien friendship here either).

Stop kicking my girlie out of the night court. She's staying where she belongs. If she leaves, it will be her choice. Not because her mate lives somewhere else. Not because she likes flowers. If she stays, it will be because that is her choice.

I thought it was obvious.

[thewalkingmeepa]

'Her little Bobbseys'

Miranda, Cassidy and Caroline Priestly.

Miranda's hair still has a little red to it :)

Enjoy!