#Miles Quaritch Headcanons

[kyewbenjamin]

Damn, his cute meow ears are so cute. They move so sweetly... I wanna lick em'.

[milequaritchsslut]

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Pairings: Neytiri x reader, Ronal x reader, Z-dog x reader, Tonowari x Reader, Miles x Reader,

Warnings: yandere, sub-dom relationships, sub reader, p in v, fingering, keeping tabs on you, overly possessive partners, hissing, daddy kink, mommy kink, mentions of killing, ownership kink, collar kink, poisoning, lying

Miles

- He’s definitely an angry yandere, getting overly irritated over the smallest of things. The way people look at you, for even a brief second. He’s convinced himself that everyone is trying to take you away from him, literally everyone. Even his own teammates, Lyle, Z-dog, and Ja.

- He gets irritated when he has to be gone on a mission for more then two days, he can’t see his little princess :(. And he’ll be in a bad mood for the rest of the mission because of it.

- He walks around, his tail tightly wrapped around your small thigh, sometimes even your arm. It’s a way he protects what’s his, so you’ll never be too far from him. It might leave a mark once in awhile, if your being a brat, or someone comes up to talk to you while he’s next to you. He’s the only one who gets your attention, he’s the only one worthy of it.

- There’s no question about it, he’d kill for you easily. Whether you ask for it or not, he kills people all the time, this would be no different.

- He makes sure that he knows everything that’s going on with you. Every single little detail, and he’ll even remind you of interactions you literally forgot about. He keeps tabs on everywhere you go, making sure your clocking in with the lab coats. What time you get back to your room, how many meals you ate. Who you talked to and why, and he’ll overly question you when you tell him it was a male coworker. He makes mental notes of who you do and don’t like, he’ll make sure to be extra rude to them when he passes by.

- He uses his high position to get you special things around the base. Maybe a steak dinner, new clothes you’ll like. He showers you in gifts whenever you ask, but most of the time he surprises you. Somehow your room will be under repair, and you’d have nowhere to go. But of course he’ll be there with open arms, waiting for you to ask. “Of course sweetheart!” “Your always welcome here princess”.

- He makes you scream that he owns you, that you only belong to him. And him alone. He’s rutting into you ruthlessly, your heavy pants and moans being heard from outside the door. His hands gripping onto your waist, definitely leaving marks for tomorrow. He watches you with a sly smile, his canines showing through to you. He looks almost evil, his mind relishing in the way he can control you. “C’mon say it baby” he’d coo mockingly, his hips hitting your thighs at an obnoxious pace. But all you could do was mumble out random words, trying your best not to cry. “I said say it” he’d hiss out, your cunt clenching around him deliciously. “Y-you own me daddy!” You’d whine out, head thrown back as tears prickle at the sides of your eyes.

Ronal

- We all know she’s a dom, even more now that she’s met you. She’s obsessed, all she thinks about is how your doing while your away. Counting down the minutes until she can see you again. She worries so much for her precious girl, her sweet little thing. So small and pretty, for only her to have. She wants you, hungry for your pretty little hands in hers. Your breathe heaving on her neck as her fingers plunge deeper and deeper into you.

- She thinks of you all day, wondering how her darling is doing. The second she gets home, she’s dashing to you. Asking you how you’ve been, what you did today. And especially who you talked to, and if they treated you good or not.

- Her eyes widen in shock as she sees that you had been hurt during a hunt. “Oh my precious girl!” “Do not be so reckless” “Come over here” looking up at you, as your tiny frame stands before her. Her hands holding yours, an angry expression on her face as she begins her lecture. “You cannot be so stupid y/n” she’d hiss out, her angry radiating off her body. After she’s done scolding and patching you up she’ll sit you on her lap, kissing your neck softly. Happy that your home safe with her, her arms wrapping around your waist as she tells you about how much she loves you. “That was scary ma y/n” she’d hum into your ear, a warm smile on her face. The heat of your body colliding together to form a higher temperature. “I love you so much”

- She doesn’t let you outside, unless it’s completely necessary. And that’s once in a blue moon, maybe, just maybe once a week. She’s very strict with you, scared she’ll lose you. She can’t have her precious baby getting hurt can she? So she doesn’t let you see the outside world, keeping you hidden from the cruel world that lurks outside.

Z-dog

- This woman is batshit crazy, nothing you’ve ever seen before.

- She’s obsessed with your body, touching every part of you. Fantasying about the feeling of your bodies colliding. Your hot breath on her as she kisses down your neck sensually. She’s all over you when you two are alone. Placing you on her lap, telling you about what a good girl you are for mommy. “Such a good girl for me” “My little slut” she’d hum into your ear, nibbling on your neck, her hands wandering lower and lower by the second.

- She puts a collar around you when your alone. She owns you so what better way to show you. A light pink collar, sliver spikes coming out of it. Similar colored leash tied to it, pulling it and yanking on it while she’s rutting into you from behind. Your gasps and mewls pushing her along more and more.

- She marks you when you go out to work, bite marks trailing down your thighs. Her smell lingering on your body no matter how much perfume you put on.

- She death glares everyone who looks at you, talks to you, or even mentions your name. It doesn’t matter if their being nice or not, they don’t have any right to talk about her beautiful girl without her permission.

Tonowari

- Such a sweetie pie, making sure your fed and full every hour. Cooing into your ear about how much he loves you, and how he’ll never leave you. Loves the way your skin feels on his, he likes your thighs. He watches you walk sometimes, mesmerized by your body. So soft and plush for him, he loves holding you close. Sitting you on his lap as he nuzzles into your neck.

- He always wants to hear about how your day went. But the second you mention another man he goes dead silent, staring you down while he anger rises. He shuts you up right away, hissing at the thought of you in the same proximity of another male other then him. The thought haunts him, he can’t have it that way. He despises it when you talk to other men without his permission. He hates it

- He might even make you sick himself, scared you’ll leave him. Maybe he puts some of that fruit in your meal that your obviously allergic to and watches you cough and feel confused. But of course he’s at your beck and call! “My precious girl!” He shouts as he picks you up in his arms as he kisses and cuddles you. Making you feel all better, reminding you about how much he actually takes care of you. He then blames it on someone else, saying it was probably that boy you were talking to who gave you that fruit. And of course you believe him! Why ever would he lie to you?

Neytiri

- She’s probably the most possessive out of everyone, maybe not the most obsessed but overly possessive. Her mind has warped her perspective of the world, your the only thing that matters now. The only one who she needs to care about, and care for. Your her number one priority now, even over herself.

- She always makes sure your doing your best, pushing you to do better at anything. Always helping you with training, joining you during hunts. She just wants what’s best for you, even if that means pushing you to do your best.

- She’s always watching, making sure you don’t go to far from her. Mesmerizing your whole schedule, every little step you make she knows about. She’s always ‘accidentally’ bumping into you while your doing your chores.

[whxre-bxby]

Teaching Na'vi (Quaritch x Y/N)

Y/N and Spider teaching Quaritch and the recoms to speak Na'vi.

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"It's 'oel ngati kameie'. You have to touch your forehead like this when you say it." Y/N says, demonstrating it to them.

Spider nods. "But it means more than just I see you in front of me'. It means I see... into you." he adds and Y/N nods along, looking up at Quaritch who seems to be getting frustrated.

The others are just watching while Quaritch is suffering being the chosen one to try it out.

"Okay, hold on," Quaritch says, readjusting his stance and straightening his posture. "Oel ngati kameie." He speaks, pronouncing everything correctly and doing the right arm movement.

Spider smiles, glad to see he finally got it right. He looks at Y/N and to his surprise, her expression has completely changed.

He had demonstrated it perfectly and while he had said it, Quaritch used Y/N as a focus point. He looked her in the eyes and said it so perfectly, that Y/N was speechless and staring at him with wide sparkling eyes and an open mouth.

"No- Y/N. He didn't mean it." Spider quickly spoke, grabbing Y/N's shoulder and lightly shaking her as if he needed to wake her from a trance.

"But... he looked at me and-"

"No no no, it's practice. Y/N snap out of it!" Spider panicked while Quaritch watched confused, wondering what had happened.

Y/N:

Tag list: @drinking-tea-and-be-obsessed

[cats-and-fiction]

Pulling his Tail

Once Again just in case for people who havn‘t watched Avatar yet. A spoiler warning.

Na‘vi Quaritch and human reader

You two walked along the tall wall in a leisurly pace. Him just wanting to do a round and make sure everything is safe and you had simply decided to come along.

He is walking in front of you with his tail slowly swishing from one side to the other.

It was a random intrusiv thought. Your hand moved forward and you grabbed it. Holding his tailtip with your hand, his tail still trying to move from left to right.

Though it only took mere seconds for him to notice. Ears turned backwards, rigid pose as he suddenly stopped and you almost ran into his back.

His tail is pretty sensitive and he reminded you from then on to better not do it again

Though it would be a lie if he told you it felt bad. The opposite, if you two got busy if you give his tail a little tug he would get a bit rougher with you

Reminding you who has the reins in the hands. And who is a bad girl/boy? Did Daddy need to remind you again?

If you twirl it around your fingers and get flirty with him he will pin you against a wall the second he gets a chance. And then in the end of the day he would make sure you couldn't walk straight the next morning

[im-his-druidess]

//SWEATING PROFUSELY// Perhaps a tiny blurb of plus sized!fem reader and Na'vi!Quaritch? Doesn't have to be nsfw! <3 MWUAH

😘

"I do not purr," Quaritch said gruffly, his voice nothing but a dangerous rumble that had shivers trailing up your spine, and you barely hid your smile at the irritated flick and swish of his tail.

You've been having this same conversation for what felt like hours now and you could tell that your lover's legendary patience was starting to fray.

"You absolutely purr. Sounds like a jet engine about to launch...it's kind of adorable," you teased and saw his massive shoulders tense.

His golden eyes snapped to you and narrowed into slits as he put his tablet down, finally giving you his full attention, and you fought the urge to preen. That had been your goal this entire time, after all. His pointed ears twitched before pinning back against his skull and his lips peeled off his fangs in a snarl.

Before you could blink you were flat on your back, bouncing against the mattress you had been perching on with a small 'oof' as you registered a large blue hand on your chest pinning you down, and then those sharp fangs and bright eyes were barely an inch away from your face. A fierce growl rumbling deep in his chest and you swore you could feel the vibrations rattling your bones. For a split second your heart leapt into your throat at the aggressive display, your human brain shooting out panicked signals at being so close to a predator, but then those wickedly sharp fangs were nibbling gently against your throat.

"You raggedy bitch," you gasped in shock before erupting into a fit of giggles, slapping at his broad shoulders in retaliation, and you could feel him grinning smugly against your skin.

"I am not adorable," was his only response before he traveled down to nuzzle against your stomach, biting through the thin material of your shirt so he can happily nibble on your squishy midsection, and his large hands curled around your push thighs as he settled closer to you.

You scratched at the nape of his neck and grinned at the responding flex and squeeze of his hands. Immediately the thought of a cat kneading into a fluffy blanket popped into your head, but you decided to keep that image to yourself.

"Of course not. You're my big bad warrior," you cooed and Quaritch grunted in agreement while burrowing his face even more against your tummy. His tail flicked anxiously before curling securely around your ankle and calf.

"You got that right, sweetheart."

[inmyfxith]

SFW Alphabet - Colonel Miles Quaritch

A/N -> This template isn't mine, I don't remember where I found it so if it's yours don't hesitate to tell me so I can credit you.

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Miles is constantly impressed by his partner's sense of humor. They have a knack for finding the funniest angle in any situation and can often turn a mundane conversation into a hilarious one. Miles loves their quick wit and the way they can come up with clever responses on the spot. He also appreciates their ability to find humor in difficult situations, as it helps to lighten the mood and make things more bearable. In general, Miles finds his love interest's sense of humor to be incredibly attractive and one of the things that drew him to them in the first place.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Miles has always had a thing for slender waists, and his love interest's is no exception. He loves the way it curves and how it feels to wrap his arms around it when they are dancing or cuddling. He finds it to be a very sensual and feminine feature, and he can't resist running his hands over it whenever they are in close proximity.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Miles likes to cuddle in a way that allows him to feel close to his love interest but also gives them space to breathe. He will often wrap his arm around them or hold them close, but will also make sure to give them enough room to move and be comfortable.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Miles's ideal date would involve an adventure. He loves to try new things and wants to share these experiences with his love interest.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Around his love interest, Miles tends to be more laid back and relaxed. He feels comfortable enough to be himself and doesn't feel the need to put on a facade.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Miles is open to the idea of starting a family with his love interest, but wants to make sure they are on the same page about their long-term goals and priorities. He wants to make sure they are both ready and willing to take on the responsibility before moving forward.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

Miles is not a fan of extravagant gift-giving, but he does appreciate the sentiment behind it. He prefers more practical gifts or ones that have personal meaning, such as a photo album or a piece of jewelry with a special significance.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

Miles likes to hold hands with his partner when they are out in public or when he wants to show them affection in a more subtle way. He finds it a simple but meaningful way to stay connected and show his love.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

If his love interest got hurt, Miles would be extremely worried and would do everything in his power to help them. He would take them to the hospital if necessary and stay by their side until they were feeling better. He would also do whatever he could to find out what caused the injury and prevent it from happening again.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Miles enjoys teasing his partner and playing pranks, as long as they are done in good fun. Miles has a mischievous streak and likes to play tricks on his partner, but he also knows when to back off if they are not in the mood.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Miles is a passionate kisser and likes to take his time when kissing his love interest. He is gentle and tender, but also knows when to be more aggressive and passionate. He pays attention to their body language and adjusts his style accordingly.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

Miles shows his love for his love interest in many ways, including through small gestures of affection and by always being there for them when they need him. He is not one to express his feelings through grand gestures or flowery words, but his actions speak louder than words.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

Miles's favorite memory with his love interest is a weekend getaway they took to a secluded cabin in the woods. They spent the days exploring the surrounding area and the evenings cuddled up in front of the fireplace. Miles remembers feeling completely at peace and content in that moment, surrounded by the beauty of nature and the warmth of his partner's embrace.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Miles's worst fear is losing his partner. He is deeply in love with them and can't imagine life without them. The thought of being without them fills him with a sense of dread and he does everything he can to ensure their safety and happiness.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

One quirk that Miles has is that he is a bit of a neat freak. He likes to keep his living space clean and organized and can get anxious if things are out of place. This can sometimes be a source of tension between him and his partner, who may not be quite as organized.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

Miles would call his partner, he would probably use their name, but he might also use pet names or nicknames as a term of endearment. He might call them "honey" when they are being affectionate, or use a nickname that only he uses to show his love and affection. Miles values intimacy and likes to find ways to make his partner feel special and loved. (His partner would definitely need to call him “sir” or “commander” as a sign of respect and submission…)

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Miles and his partner enjoy spending quality time together by doing activities that they both enjoy, such as going for a hike or trying out a new restaurant. Miles also values quieter, more low-key activities, such as spending an evening at home cooking dinner together or playing board games. He finds that these activities bring them closer together and allow them to connect on a deeper level.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

The song that reminds Miles of his love interest is "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley. The song brings back fond memories of their love and commitment to each other.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Miles is generally open and honest with his partner, but he does have a few secrets that he keeps to himself. He values privacy and doesn't like to share certain aspects of his personal life with just anyone. However, he trusts his love interest and knows that he can confide in them when he needs to.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

It took Miles and his partner a few months to get together, as Miles initially saw his love interest as just another conquest. He admired their intelligence, wit, and sense of humor, and found himself drawn to their strong and confident personality. However, Miles enjoyed using his power and influence to get what he wanted. He pursued his partner relentlessly, using his charm and charisma to try and win them over. At first, his partner was resistant, but Miles was persistent and eventually wore them down.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

When Miles's partner is upset, he is very attentive and caring. He wants to do everything he can to make them feel better and will go out of his way to do things for them, such as bringing them their favorite comfort food or taking them for a walk to clear their head. Miles is not the most emotional person, but he knows how to be there for his love interest when they need him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

Miles is proud of his partner and likes to show them off to his friends and family. He admires their accomplishments and is always boasting about their talents and achievements. He is also proud of their strength and resilience, and loves the way they stand up for themselves and what they believe in.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Miles is very protective of his love interest and would do anything to defend them. He would fight for them, beside them, or in front of them, depending on the situation. Miles values loyalty and commitment, and knows that his love interest is someone he can always count on.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Miles is very good at reading his love interest and can usually tell when something is bothering them. He pays close attention to their body language and the way they speak, and is able to pick up on subtle changes in their demeanor. He knows when to give them space and when to offer support, and is generally very attuned to their needs and feelings.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

If Miles were to propose to his love interest, he would probably do so in a romantic and thoughtful way. He might take them on a special date or surprise them with a thoughtful gift. Miles is not the most expressive person, but he knows how to be romantic and make his love interest feel special.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

What makes Miles feel calm is spending time with his love interest. He finds their presence to be soothing and finds that their company helps to ease his stress and anxiety. Miles also enjoys activities that allow him to relax and clear his mind, such as going for a run. He finds that these activities help him to focus and feel more grounded.

[jakesullysleftnipple]

Miles Quaritch Headcanons

I haven't seen any post on here of Miles's headcanons, so let me make a Google doc full of them for all the Miles lovers like myself. So enjoy~ (You can find the link to the Google doc on the pinned post as well)

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I will be updating this Google doc if anyone else suggests new headcanons that I too agree with! Let me know your headcanons for him you have, I'd love to hear them!!

[neytiris-3rd-finger]

— what's going on down there?: a dick analysis

ᥫ᭡ featuring :: jake sully, miles quaritch & norm spellman

ᥫ᭡ includes :: their human forms + avatar forms

ᥫ᭡ genre :: mature

ᥫ᭡ content warnings :: talking about dicks obviously, explicit sexual content (?), humor lol

ᥫ᭡ note :: if you know anything about arachine, you know i love a good dick analysis. these posts are intended for comedic purposes only, which means they’re not to be taken seriously.

— jake “ima slut you out” sully

. . . human form .*+!

⟳ length: as we all know, jake’s life on earth was very unfulfilling. he was a man who sacrificed his legs for the fate of the country, only to be disposed of into the unforgiving hands of society, with no way to reap the benefits (or lack thereof) that veterans were promised to receive. and after losing the privilege of mobility, his body changed drastically. he got smaller, his body got weaker, and yet, one thing remained—that dick! jake is a survivor, through and through—his personal motto is: if it ain’t broken, then it’s still working—and boy, he does not disappoint when it comes to the downstairs department. standing tall at 7 inches, is little jake (maybe not so little). when flaccid, his length measures at a solid 5.7 inches. definitely a grower. 

⟳ width: a little bit on the skinnier side, but he knows how to use it and that’s all that matters!

⟳ color: i think for the most part, his shaft definitely matches the rest of his body; though, i can see it maybe being slightly a little more darker at the base, like a very light beige. when he’s flaccid, his tip is a pretty pink, almost like a ballet slipper (aka the best pink). turns into an angry red when fully erect!

⟳ extra:

01. groomed?: jake pegs me as the kinda guy who doesn’t really care? i mean, trimming isn’t foreign to him, because he has trimmed it before, and does so when he notices it’s gotten to be too long…but, i don’t think it’s something that he does often. to him, it’s just hair. he’s on his grown man shit, you know? 

02. curved?: uhm, yes! you know that one beyoncé lyric? yeah. 

03. any veins?: absolutely covered in ‘em

04. how he fucks with it: i’d like to think before his accident, he was a doggy style connoisseur—come on, it’s jake we’re talking about here. can’t nobody tell me otherwise! i just know he had bitches bent over, weaves sweated out, makeup all over the pillows…mans was f-u-c-k-i-n-g okay? fuckingggg. 

. . . avatar form .*+!

⟳ length: the masses may attack me, but it’s time i spoke up. the man has a monster schlong. a cooter cat killer, if you will. if you thought his human form was big, shit, you ain’t seen nothing yet! completely flaccid, his cock measures to about 10 inches. when fully hard, he grows an additional three! talk about impressive…

⟳ width: so thick that it basically slaps his thighs when he walks. the man could create a beat with it, get em into the soundcloud business now!

⟳ color: self explanatory tbh, it’s fucking blue. as blue as papa smurf’s ass. 

⟳ extra: 

01. groomed?: i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that because he’s an avatar, he grows hair there. even if i’m wrong, i’m right. i don’t give a damn what james cameron says. he’s basically my character at this point, and i will him to have hair damnit! just…the idea of him having a full bush down there, in the wild, all primitive and shit…does something to me. idk. don’t ask me why i’m so nasty, blame my deadbeat father. 

02. curved?: is a banana yellow? there’s your answer. 

03. any veins?: i might have a brain aneurysm just thinking about it, but yes! god, yes. so many…so, so, so many. ribbed for her pleasure or whatever trojan said. 

04. how he fucks with it: is he still the doggy style connoisseur? yes. but now that’s got the strength of 20 men, backshots sound a whole lot like gunshots now. they say every time the mighty toruk makto thrusts into a cunt, a tree falls down or something. so, yes. fucks hard, fucks rough, fucks like he’s on a mission. what’s that one tik tok audio? “rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, i dive in her cervix.” yeah, he lives by that. 

— miles “on your knees, cadet!” quaritch

. . . human form .*+!

⟳ length: just gonna cut right to the chase. he’s huge. like pussy splitting huge. i don’t care what anyone says, you can argue with ya friend, you can argue with ya mother, but you cannot argue with me! coming in at a solid 6 when flaccid, quaritch takes the cake for the biggest cock on this list (at least, human form wise). at full length, he measures to about 7.8 inches! 

‘booooo’ you say, well, guess what? it’s the truth, and i’m just the messenger. whether you hate him or love him, he’s just that guy. 

⟳ width: surprisingly average. but it’s okay, sometimes you can’t have the best of both worlds. 

⟳ color: if my memory serves me right, he was pretty tan in the first movie. so, i’m gonna stick with that and say that it’s a pretty tan that transitions into a pale pink. i don’t know if some of you have seen old dick, but their tips get less saturated with age. it’s a phenomenon (not really, the blood flow to the groin is just a lot slower, which can make it appear kind of gre—anyway, i digress!)

⟳ extra: 

01. groomed?: this man is a colonel, so he’s all about discipline and keeping things nice and tidy. so, obviously, his hygiene reflects that. i don’t think he goes completely bald, but he does give it a good trim. kind of like a fade…just imagine a patch of grey, prickly hair. yeah. 

02. curved?: yes, and since he’s older, it’s probably curved a lot. you could probably hang something on it. maybe a towel, or a lanyard. it’s definitely useful for something!

03. any veins?: god, i don’t know why, but i have it in my head that he’s on steroids. he’s just so buff and strong, and i mean, yeah, he could just be really fit…but he could also be a self-image obsessed freak who takes drugs to be the perfect soldier. the correlation, you ask? well, i just feel like people who take steroids are really veiny, and i feel like his dick would be really, really veiny. so, thus the rant about steroids. steroid dick. 

04. how he fucks with it: don’t let his age fool you. he may very well be pushing his late fifties, but he’s still a young man at heart—and he’s definitely got the sex drive to prove it! i can see his favorite position being something like missionary. not so much because he enjoys the intimacy of it (like being face to face), but more so because he’s got a size kink—and definitely a dacryphilia kink. he enjoys seeing his partners cry, whether in pain, or in pleasure, or both! so, when you’re fucking him, don’t expect anything romantic. he just wants to see your pretty little face all teary eyed and pathetic. 

. . . avatar form .*+!

⟳ length: so big you can see it from space; that’s how the RDA mfs know they’re close, because they can see the tip protruding from pandora. no, but seriously, it’s still really huge. like maybe 12-14 inches—maximum. 

⟳ width: probably twice as thick as a human’s forearm. and god, it’s sooooo heavy. big breeding balls to match. 

⟳ color: blue blue blue…like wet fun dip. with just as many stripes as the american flag or whatever. 

⟳ extra: 

01. groomed?: yes, but the hair is black instead of grey and it’s probably really straight because na’vi hair is straight as fuck. 

02. curved?: sir, yes sir. 

03. any veins?: what’d i say? steroid dick. but even worse (better) now bc he’s so damn tall, he needs all the blood he can get down there.

04. how he fucks with it: has you in all types of positions. his favorites are anything that shows off his new found strength, so i’m betting on full nelsons and mating presses. just fast, powerful strokes. lives by the motto: can’t stop, won’t stop.

— norm “what’s the sq root of 69?” spellman

. . . human form .*+!

⟳ length: i’m sorry to disappoint the norm fuckers (if there are any), but he’s not that big. when he’s soft, his cock measures to about 4.8 inches, and at most, 6.2 inches when hard. 

⟳ width: skinny dick. 

⟳ color: dawg he’s so white, it’s like hella pale and the tip is so pink that when he’s aroused, it looks like there’s something wrong.

⟳ extra:

01. groomed?: like jake, i don’t think he really cares.

02. curved?: straight like a pencil

03. any veins?: like two, and they’re really prominent because he’s so fucking pale.

04. how he fucks with it: i don’t think human norm is getting puss, let’s be real. 

. . . avatar form .*+!

⟳ length: i am a firm believer in N.W.B.C—nerds with big cocks. it’s just the universe’s way of saying thank you, they just…they just do so much for us, you know? norm may not have been packing down there in his human form, but this was his second chance at redemption. he’s now a proud member of N.W.B.C, sporting an impressive 15 inches. you know that one scene in the first spider-man when pete’s looking at himself in the mirror and he looks inside his briefs? yeah, that was norm when he found out. the man got so excited, he accidentally catapulted a scientist out of pandora’s atmosphere with the weight of his cock. joking. 

⟳ width: on the skinnier side but still toe curling, nonetheless.

⟳ color: laffy taffy blue, with little (big) blueberry balls.

⟳ extra:

01. groomed?: no, he’s too busy in the lab and getting na’vi puss.

02. curved?: unfortunately no

03. any veins?: more than before, which he was pleasantly surprised to see.

04. how he fucks with it: norm’s got a big dick, but he acts so shy, like he’s scared of it or something. like stop playing boy and drop them drawls, the fuck? anyway, i think norm’s a sub. he pegs me as the type of guy who likes strong women, women who’ll tell him to shut the fuck up (because he talks so much) and eat their pussies. i guess this makes him a munch. yeah, he’s a munch. ice spice actually wrote that song with him in mind!

© arachine 2023

[kayimx]

YOU KNOW WHO THIS MOTHERFUCKER LOOK LIKE LOWKEY??

LOOOOK

[kyewbenjamin]

Well, I'm writing a new batch of headcannons here and I would like me to write something that will really interest people, so welcome to the comments! Write what you want and I will gladly try to fulfill it.

[milequaritchsslut]

Miles Quaritch x Human Reader Headcannons

Warnings: smut, p in v, daddy kink, queue play, multiple orgasms, oral (f receiving)

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SFW

- He doesn’t like it when people touch him, especially people he isn’t comfortable with. But he’ll let you play with his hair, or play with his queue. Only when he says it’s ok, and you know not to touch his queue without his permission. He lets you braid some of his hair when it gets long enough, he’ll be sitting on the edge of his bed as your behind him braiding his thick hair.

NSFW

- He has the biggest daddy kink for sure, it’s such a dominant name for him. He loves the sound of it coming out of your mouth, he adores when you whimper out for him. “D-daddy?” You’d ask, coming into his room after a long day at work. And of course he’d be sitting on his bed waiting for his precious girl.

- He loves seeing you fall apart under him in missionary. His hands are placed around your waist, his grip leaving bruises for tomorrow. You’ll have sweat dripping down your face from the amount of time he’s had you in this position, your reaching your 4th orgasm of the night and it doesn’t seem like he’s gonna stop. Your panting and breathing heavy under him, your hands gripping onto the sheets. He lets out a hiss from how your clenching around him, and he can tell how close you are. “Being such a good girl for daddy aren’t ya?” He’ll ask in a teasing tone, knowing you can’t even comprehend words at the moment. You’ll just mewl out in pleasure as a tear prickles at your eyes. “Aw is my princess crying?” A smirk growing on his lips, his hand wiping the tiny tear that dared to fall.

- While he’s eating you out his grip is extremely tight. Making sure you can’t squirm away. His hands are wrapped around the plush of your thighs

- his tongue would caress the crevices of your cunt, making sure he doesn’t miss one spot

- he loves the way you taste, and especially the way you whimper out when he tastes you

- he’s an old man so of course he has tons of experience in these situations

- He watches how you react when he touches certain places, and how you get flustered when he calls you particular pet names.

[milequaritchsslut]

YAYAYAYAYAY YE SYES YE SYES YES SYE SYE SOHBHBHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD

DO YOU WANT ME ?

- AVATAR PUSSY EATING HEADCANONS

A/N: this is so shitty I’m so sorry. I have so much stuff to write and I finished this quickly ti feed you guys so! REQUESTS OPEN.

MASTERLIST | REQUEST INFORMATION

PAIRINGS: jake sully, miles quaritch, tonowari x female reader

WARNINGS: filthy smut oh my god.. Dacryphilia, overstimulation, praise, mention of punishment, mention of daddy briefly, clit sucking, tongue fucking, small mention of sensuality, I think that’s it.

- JAKE SULLY

This man is such a good pussy eater oh my god

“Open up f’r me sweetheart,” He says, while gripping your thighs so you stay open.

He’s like a starved man, he’ll be at this for hours. In between your legs, lapping up your juices, letting out the filthiest noises.

He just can’t get enough of your sweet noises, the way your moans are soft, or they way you chant his name; he just never gets enough of it.

His hands are gripping your thighs, spreading you open, his mouth sucking at your clit while tears start to firm from overstimulation.

“Jus’ like that baby, doing so good f’r daddy.”

God. He just can’t get enough of you.

- MILES QUARITCH

This man has the biggest Decryphilia kink it’s insane bro.

You disobey him? Open up those legs sweetie, you are fucked.

He’s down there till you’re saying you are sorry, chanting his name, shaking, crying.

He’s targeting inside specifically. Tongue inside your velvety walls, nose brushed up your clit.

When you say it’s too much, his response?

“Shoulda thought about y’r actions cupcake, I decide when you’ve had enough.”

He says it’s to prepare you, but in reality, he just wants to watch you crumble under his touch.

- TONOWARI

He’s a little more gentle with you, my sweetheart <3

He takes his time with you, slow and sensual, making sure you enjoy it just as much as he does.

He’ll gently grip your thighs, keeping you open, tongue moving all around your cunt. He’s just so in love with how you taste.

His hands feeling up your body, feeling your curves.

But he can be rough, when he’s stressed, he’ll go down in you. His tongue taking out his stress on you.

He’ll keep you there until he’s decided he’s done, watching you squirm around.

God. He simply just can’t get enough of you.

[whxre-bxby]

"Miles Quaritch Smut Comic"

Masterlist

HERE IT IS OMG I DID IT

Eat it up this took me way too long ...it seemed better in my head idk

Tag List: @drinking-tea-and-be-obsessed @number1gal

[cats-and-fiction]

Fluffy Quaritch Headcanons

You know the drill, let‘s go

You two finally got some quality time together. Miles has his head on your lap while your sitting with your eyes closed. You two are just chilling

Absentmindedly you start you scratch his head. You hear something. It‘s a deep rumbly purr that comes out of his chest. Miles is napping and probably doesn‘t even notice it. Surprised you look at him and continue to scratch him.

Your hand wanders down to his ear and you continue behind it. His purring is strong and he looks very pleased and peaceful

The first he notices that he is pureing when he wakes up confused asking what sound that is. Only realizing that it comes from him. Before that it was your little secret that you did make him purr with scritches

You can swear he is embarrassed

Would you start to pet his stomache he would seconds later just bite you.

If he is happy his tail is swishing from side to side slowly. You learned to tell his moods from his tail motions and ears. Things he doesn‘t activly realize he is doing probably

Listen, he is taller than you, thats a fact, which makes his hands giant in comparison to you. You know that scene with Spider? Yeah, he is pushing you like that on a table if you annoyed him enough to show you who is boss and why you should better stop

Will you stop? Why would you when you are a bad girl/boy 😎

Has a daddy kink. Call him that and he will go feral showing you who your daddy is. Will also aoftly bite you

If you beg, he might carry you on piggyback style.

If he is fed up he could just grab you, right under his arm and walk away.

Little kissies on your forehead.

When he is the bigspoon your are almost entombed. You are like a little butterfly in a cocoon because he hugs you and is just so tall that his body almost swallows you.

[porpunta]

Miles Jr Socorro sketches

(don't really like my recent sketch, but ppl've already reposted it💦💦💦)

hope yall doing fine, luv u 🎀🦢

[catharticmoonshine]

quaritch with a breeding kink! who always has a hand cupped over your lower belly, right where your womb is, when the two of you are together. bonus points if he knows that you're still pumped full with his spent after your latest session, the evidence of your shared passion lying beneath his big palm.

quaritch with a breeding kink! who loves to gently prod at your cervix with his fingertips while he gets you ready to take his cock, two of his thick fingers working you open slowly. he tells you all about it, too. "y'feel that, sugar? mhm, my cum's g'nna be right in there in a second" he chuckles when your slick, gummy walls tighten around his digits at his lewd words, "y'like the sound of that, do ya, sweet girl?"

quaritch with a breeding kink! who talks absolute filth. it doesnt matter if you're on birth control while the two of you have sex, he's just so good with his words that he'll have you actually convinced he'll knock you up. Not that you'd mind, the only thing you can focus on in the heat of the moment is how stuffed you feel with his leaking tip pressed to your cervix. You'll happily comply if he tells you to beg for him to cum inside. (not that he'd ever willingly pull out, but that's besides the point) he'll have you mindlessly babbling on about how much you need him to fill you up with his load, how much of a good girl you've been for him, how much you want him to just put a baby in you already, all while he grins down at you with condescending satisfaction written over his handsome face.

quaritch with a breeding kink! who, after telling you to beg for him to breed your pretty, swollen pussy, goes on to shame you for being oh so desperate. He'll call you his dirty, needy cumslut, telling you how desperate you must be to beg your colonel, a man twice your age, for his babies. He's mean with it but it only makes you impossibly wetter around his cock, so maybe you really are just a needy whore for him after all

quaritch with a breeding kink! who praises you, after getting you all teary-eyed and shy form his degrading words, and tells you how pretty you'd look pregnant with his child. He paws at your breasts while talking about how he can't wait to see them heavy with sweet milk. "Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll take real good care of ya when you're pregnant with my kid. y'wont have to lift a finger, couldn't risk you gettin' hurt, darlin'"

quaritch with a breeding kink! who pushes his cock in so deep you're convinced he's in your throat when he cums, shooting rope after rope of thick, hot cum into your awaiting womb.

quaritch with a breeding kink! who loves creampies.

quaritch with a breeding kink! who also loves to eat you out after cumming inside to clean you up (and to get you ready for the next round because you better believe he's getting hard all over again at the taste of your mixed juices)