#Mikesh Lobanj

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Favorite mikesh lines complication, will be edited:

"DOWN WITH CYZ BUZ" in response to CYS (cull yourself)

"THEY DONT CALL ME THE GUZZLER FOR NOTHING" elaboration on why they dont let him near buckets anymore

"NEXT TIME ZOMEONE ANNOYZ ME IM ZENDING THE NEAREST GRUB HURDLING INTO THE ABYZZ I DONT CARE IF ITZ A MUTANT OR NOT"

"CULEEZ KNOW BETTER BECAUSE WE AHHHHHHH NEED TO BEG TO LICK THE BOOTZ"

Any variation of him calling himzelf "UNCLE GRUBZTOMPER"

"YOUR ZTUPID AZZ CRINGEBULBED BABY MADE IT OUT OF THE CAVERNZ. ARE YOU HAPPY. CUZ YOU JUST RELEASED YET ANOTHER UGLY AZZ VIOLETBLOOD INTO THE WORLD."

"ZHIT THAT THINGZ UUUUUUUUGLLYYYYY GODDAMN - AZ MY OLD PAL WOULD ZAY "koji je to kurac"" (koji je to kurac literally means "what is that dick (what is that shit in meaning ))

"DEY DONE GON KILL ME DAWG HOW DA HELL AM I ZUPPOSED TO HIDE THIZ TIL IT PUPATEZ"

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Mikesh is a mf because he says anything that comes to hiz mind. But it does lead to down with cyz buz

Down with the cys bus........

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Can we note how fucking ironic it is that mikesh has the sign of the stringent (meaning strict and precise) when hez like THAT

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Whenever mutini and mikesh interact or are even in each others general presence thats so funny to me because its like

Girlboss girl and misogynist man

Mutini why are you even hanging around that guy 😭

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I know this isnt funny but it made me crack up so hard while i was writing it at like 6 in the morning

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WHY DO I ALWAYS POP OFF DRAWING IN SCHOOL??

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any new fact i learn about mikesh makes him more appealing to me 🫶🫶

anin olease he hates women

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I think my favorite blog in terms of world building is actually mikesh's. What DO those caves hide? How DO they function? Its something that the majority of the Alternian population has literally no access to.

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I wish i screenshoted what mikesh just wrote to cullee-for-beforan-culling because it is. SOMETHING

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Mikesh doesnt post for like a month then posts randomly about how he'z jorking it or how hiz brood is filled with bitch azz hoez. and then dissapears again.

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My favorite mikesh interaction will probably forever be when he responded to a "cys" with "down with cys bus"

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IM SORRY IM A SUCKER FOR EMO TRASH BITCHES 💔💔🙏🙏💔

AHDJJHGGHJ

THIS IS YOUR MAN??

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I Know i make them do it but i love when he refers to himself as Uncle Grubstomper lmao

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This is what mikesh was named after. Idk why but me n my friend thought this female cat being named that was fucking hilarious so i just named him after her

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Emo hatsune miku

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The "theyre multiplying" bit is a 1000 times funnier if you know the kind of shit wigglersim mikesh gets up to