#Microwave Digestion

[sharp-tooths]

Ive been thinking about this since i finished the manga, but realizing that Rem giving Vash his haircut being purely a '98 anime fact is both funny and cute bc.

On one hand, in the manga, the boys dont have long hair in their childhoods at all and Vash's spikey hair is kinda just something he grows up with. Its just Like that

So, adding onto that note, I dont think Vash actually puts anything in his hair at all to get it like that, he just uses whatever weird plant abilities he has to get his hair to stick up like that which is HILARIOUS and also cute?? Bc that means that Vash's hair is just him. Its Just him. Its not a peice of Rem he carries around with him, as sweet as that is. No, Vash's peice of Rem is his red coat.

Aaand adding onto that note, Vash's hair just Being Like That in episode 12 of Trigun Stampede also makes more sense bc its Just him. He doesnt put anything in his hair, he doesnt put it up like that bc of someone else, its just him bein a silly goofy eccentric plant guy who happens to be traumatized beyond belief. Its just the way he chooses to look and I for one love that for him

[pookapufferfish]

I have become a reptile, I need warmth....

[jamiebluewind]

I wasn’t going to derail the disability pride month post for people with peanut allergies but in relation to that topic

I have never seen another allergy that has been so viscerally hated and mocked by people working in education like nut allergies. I’ve seen fellow teachers cringe that their classroom was the “nut free” classroom that year. Support staff that are trained and willfully don’t follow cross contamination protocol in the lunchroom because it’s too “tedious” or “time-consuming”. Full preschools + childcare centers that refuse to accommodate nut allergies. Schools where the only free lunch is a PB&J. Before/after school programs and summer programs whose food curriculum has nuts and doesn’t provide an alternative activity.

Allergy discrimination is so so insidious and prevalent. It’s happening behind their back and it is everything from the exposure joke to possibly causing someone to go into anaphylaxis from willful ignorance.

Also other parents in the classroom are guilty too. The “not my child not my problem” brain rot means that those lunchboxes are like bombs for airborne exposure allergies

[confused-alpaca]

they should invent food that doesnt hurt

[ezilab]

Microwave Digester EZL-MD92

Ezilab Microwave Digester offers powerful, precise digestion with 360-degree rotation and adjustable power up to 10000 W. Real-time, contactless monitoring of temperature and pressure enables controlled workflows, supporting both routine and advanced applications.

[labnicsltd]

Microwave Digestion System NMDS-200

Labnics microwave digestion system is an instrument for sample preparation in trace elemental analysis. unit offers a 12/batch sample vessel, 100ml volume, 50°C-400°C temperature range and ±0.3°C accuracy. It features multiple safety protections with real-time pressure and temperature display for each vessel.

[labotronicsscientific]

Microwave digestion system

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[sofiyalabtronus]

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[njbzh-clive]

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[socknerd]

Evolution of Analyse Rock by AAS/ICP-AES/ICP-MS (different instruments that can quantify the elements of the rock being analysed):

- Grind rock into powder, add liberal amounts aqua regia, bone-eating juice and explosive juice and heat and stir on a hot plate for 24 hrs, then add a bunch of water. Nothing could go wrong here, right? (/sarcasm)

- OK, nix the hot plate for 24 hours, we can put it in a microwave for 1 hour. Hey, still dangerous, but quicker and less dangerous. Just don't spray yourself with hot pressurised acid mix! Or use this microwave for your lunch.

- Alright. Howsabout we get rid of the acids completely? I wanna shoot the rock with lasers until it vaporises instead!

(I truly do want to shoot rock with laser instead, lol)

Gods, the fact that the first method was used for so long is terrifying. Hopefully laser ablation becomes more economically viable and industry standard.

[weaver-z]

British people will get so mad online about Americans microwaving their hot water for tea instead of using a Proper Tea Kettle and then go pronounce Pico de Gallo as "Picko de Gallow" and say that s'mores are "an Italian meringue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives" on live television

[jayflrt]

fuck christmas!

PAIRING ▸ park sunghoon x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), fluff, crack, some angst

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, idiots to lovers, lots of pining, mentions of family issues, sexual jokes but no sexual content, major hater activities, mentions of alcohol consumption, ignore timestamps !!

SUMMARY ▸ in which sunghoon hates christmas, so you consult wikihow to get him in the holiday spirit.

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ it’s that time of the year where i look back at old smaus and cringe and remake them </3 anyways i hope everyone enjoys christmas this year ♡ this is all clearly fictional btw since sunghoon loves christmas so bad 😐

INCOMING MESSAGES !

PROFILES

01. who the hell is santa

02. a wikihow christmas

03. what's ur paypal broke ass

04. you will be my girl

05. "i can fix him" but not his house

06. snowy the frostman, a holiday classic

07. thoughts and prayers for sunghoon's digestive system

08. good girls get their microwaves back

09. the dr. phil groupchat

10. Boyfriend and Girlfriend

11. one sided christmas beef

12. epilogue

COMPLETED 01/01/24

[hxney-lemcn]

not a request

guess who's back

again

I have so many thoughts.

OKAY BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES IDIA ACTUALLY EAT???? He's a cursed human with human digestive track but he has sharp teefies WHICH DEF DONT let him eat like he should!!!

CONSPIRICY THEROY OF THE DAY: Idia is a twig bc he legit just doesn't have the AP to deal with his special dietary needs.

I dont remember which one but there's a vignette that has him explainin he doesn't like apples with skin cuz they squeak! AND LIKE YEAH!!! UNDERSTANDABLE!!! sharp teefies are NOT designed for apple!!! They are designed for ripping, tearing and swallowing whole-- which is NOT a good thing on a normal human stomach!

Hes also confirmed to eat chocolates cuz melty, and noodles cuz slurpable. Idia shroud DO NOT be getting all of his proper nutrients!! GET THIS MAN SOME EATABLE FOOD STAT!!!!

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll think about how to go about making a diet for Idia. (Definitely a normal thing to do.) He'd have to have very tender and finely cut food, in order to get him proper nutrients. Soup would be a good one! Specially if it has EGREGIOUSLY TENDER, I'm talking like FALL APART IF TOUCHED TENDER meat.

PLEASE WHATEVER GOD CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE.

LET ME FEED THIS GUY.

IDIA IS SUFFERING FROM ANTI-FLAVOR TOWN.

SHAKJNG YOU VIOLENTLY

I DAYDREAM ABOUT BULLYING HIM JNTO LETTING ME STAY WITH HIM OVER SCHOOL BREAKS SO I CAN PROPERLY FEED HIM-

Ok, ngl, didn’t think this hard about it but it made me fall into a mini rabbit hole.

Cus like the only characters drawn with jagged teeth are Jade, Floyd and Idia. Jade and Floyd are from the ocean and idk how you cook underwater so they probably eat their food raw and that makes sense cus their eels.

Idia? He’s not a beastman or a merperson. He’s literally just some guy with sharp teeth. (Not to mention that the predator beastmen we see aren’t fully carnivores. They have molars and muscles that let them chew their food thoroughly).

Looking it up, carnivorous animals don’t actually chew, they use their sharp teeth to rip meat into smaller pieces that they can swallow. So on that wavelength, Idia would probs be similar, BUT! He’s not gonna eat raw meat. Ew. And cooked meat can be more tough. So, how do we fix this?

Soup. Tender meats (like wagyu). Shredded meats. Noodles. Dishes that you tend to swallow instead of chew.

There are so many vegetarian lentil soups you can make. They’re super healthy (cus lentils) and taste so good. Not to mention all the pasta dishes he could have (peanut noodles come to mind). Yum. There’s this slow cooker ramen recipe I wanna make and it had shredded beef. I feel like he’d go to town on that.

But yeah, he’s not gonna go out of his way to make or find recipes. So he sticks with his instant ramen.

Once you start cooking for him it’s over. I don’t think he could go back to the bland microwaveable food. Get him iron rich recipes and he’s gonna wonder why he doesn’t feel so lightheaded anymore 💀

In conclusion, you will become his personal chef and he will start to feel healthier. Especially when he realizes there are a ton of options for him, you just gotta look.

[vxm1tcxre]

“what does it look like”

It looks like garbage bags painted with the muted, slimy, unappealing colors of the food in your pantry. It looks like the silvery sheen left on the water even after you’ve flushed. It looks like shaking fingers with the cuticles chewed off. It looks red. The red of your knuckles, the red of the vessels in your teary eyes, the red of bl00d crusted under your fingernails, the little red steaks that come out of your throat when you’ve abus3d it just a little too much. It looks like piles of dirty dishes and empty wrappers in your room that you move around and stack together to try and make it seem like there’s less than there really is. It looks like hands smeared with snot and tears. It looks like ruined makeup. It looks like half-eaten food that just barely missed the coffee grounds or milk or applesauce next to it in the garbage can.

“What does it sound like”

Gagging. Sobbing. Chewing. Crunching. Boiling. Sizzling. The crinkle of wrappers. The hum of the microwave, the opening of the fridge door or the creak of the pantry that lets you know you’re back here again. Screaming but only inside your head, screams no one can hear, screams you lock behind your slowly-r0tting teeth. Silence. The silence after you’re done with the b1ng3 or you’re done with the pvrg3 where you just sit and think about what you’ve done, taking a second before you finish what you’ve started, delaying the inevitable. The music you put on to cover it up and the music you put on to comfort yourself through each repetitive day, the music that understands in a way you can’t imagine anyone would. Lies. Those words you utter to everyone around with the guilty tinge of dishonesty that only you recognize.

“What does it taste like”

Everything. It tastes like everything. It tastes rotten and dirty and bitter and repugnant. It tastes nostalgic and beautiful and relieving and delicious. It tastes like eating something and knowing what it tastes like when it comes back up. It tastes like coffee in the morning and carefully-measured meals as you tell yourself you’ll get back on track. It tastes like disappointment. It tastes like failure. It tastes bland on your burnt, acid-ruined tongue. It tastes like the water and baking soda you swish around to try and minimize the harm. It tastes perfect like nothing you’ve ever had and you don’t want the taste to leave even if you know it’s festering inside of you and turning you into a monster.

“What does it smell like”

It smells old. Pungent. Sickly-sweet. Dairy that’s curdled with st0mach acid. It doesn’t smell like much because you’re blind to it now, and it barely spends enough time in your st0mach to take on the sour tinge of real pvk3. It smells like the candles you light and the perfume you use to cover it up and try and feel normal, to make your bedroom stink less like the corpse you’re becoming. It smells like sm0ke swirling around and breathed out your window. It smells expired but you still eat it because it doesn’t matter anymore.

“What does it feel like”

It is pain. Pain even when you aren’t feeling pain because the emotional pain of just being this way is a pain that fills you. It’s the twist in your gut when you h3ave on an empty stomach, not quite believing it to be so, wanting to be sure. It feels like the weak ache in your head and chest like TV static when you stand on unsteady legs, the dread that comes knowing you’ll have to eat something again in order to feel normal enough to burn whatever c4l0ries you left behind. It’s the feeling of a horrendously bl0ated stomach whenever you even try to eat normally because you’ve ruined your digestive system and you have to cope with how disgusting it is to be full. It’s a pain in your throat like it’s swelling closed, acid flooding your chest and esophagus, sores on your lips and acne on your chin and an ache in your head that just won’t go away. It’s guilt for everything that’s so horrendous you can’t imagine ever forgiving yourself

[reality-detective]

👀 A CLOSER LOOK AT THE DAMAGE MICROWAVES & EAR PODS ARE DOING TO YOUR BODY...🙄

From a food aspect Microwaved foods lose 60-90% of their nutritional value and having 2.4ghz radiation applied to it which also accelerates the structural disintegration of food.

It is well known it alters elemental food-substances, causing digestive disorders and alters the food chemistry which can lead to malfunctions in the lymphatic system and degeneration of the body’s ability to protect itself against cancerous growths. Microwaved foods lead to a higher percentage of cancerous cells in the bloodstream and this is why it’s paramount they shouldn’t be used for consumption of food. 🤔

[ezilab]

Microwave Digester EZL-MD91

Ezilab Microwave Digester provides precise sample digestion with real-time monitoring of temperature and pressure. Its durable stainless steel tank, erosion-proof air exhaust, and user-friendly interface ensure accuracy, safety, and versatility across applications.