#Michelmoreorless

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Better Call Don

Rated X for the truth! ‘Trump is the man who can save the world.’ Viktor Orbán, PM of Hungary, a NATO Member, on what he would do if he was in charge: “Peace immediately. Call back Trump.” “Trump is the man who can save the Western world and probably all human beings on the globe.” Orbán knows Trump can and will prevent full-scale WW3. pic.twitter.com/0vDxALfcID — Clandestine (@WarClandestine)…

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America, Clown of the World

THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN HIS HANDS? A befuddled Biden gave a speech in Hartford Connecticut on Friday (June 16) where he said, ‘God save the queen, man.’ — nine months after attending her funeral — and then had to be led off the stage. https://billmichelmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/v47bk2.mp4 ARE YOU FUCKN KIDDING ME,…

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Lie down, old man

One of the saddest lines in an obituary is this: There are no survivors. He never thought that would be the last line in his obituary. He wasn’t dead yet, but the words were already written. He could write in: He is survived by his cat Bella. But that would be silly. So be it. Someone has to die last. Not counting parents, whose deaths are usually consistent with the natural order, his oldest…

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Screw the tonic water

As Hemingway wrote, A man goes broke slowly, and then all at once. When you have to put groceries on a credit card, you know you have a problem. And when the credit cards max out and you are paying more in interest than you have money in the bank and you fall behind and the late fees pile up and one by one the cards are cancelled and you go to the grocery store with your last credit card and put…

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Goodnight...

…from the Institution. My day pass expired several hours ago and I am back under lock and key. I have consumed a goodly belt of the Jack Daniels I keep hidden under the bed and I will now sleep the sleep of the ever hopeful god seeker. https://billmichelmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/pgvxq1-2.mp4 I miss you honey. 🔝

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One by one they go

When old friends die. I sure miss Baxter. He was a crusty old curmudgeon like me, but a huge cut above me in that he was a retired English professor and a published poet as opposed to me being a retired bum with a transient string of forgettable newspaper stories to my name. Like me he lived alone in an old house in the country after the death of his wife ten years ago. He lived up in Niagara…

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How to stop being poor

Requirements: Computer skills, willingness to take risks. “I’ve been poor my whole life. So were my parents, their parents before them. It’s like a disease passing from generation to generation.” — Chris Pine as Toby Howard in ‘Hell or High Water.’  “The only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the final sin is stupidity.” — Hunter S. Thompson. In February 2016, a hacker sent…

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Unfriendly neighbors — screw ‘em

\\\\         Come over and say hello sometime, we’re all going to be dead soon. This is what I yell to the neighborhood when I’m drunkenly  taking out the empties at night. Not that it’s much a neighborhood. The closest neighbor is quite close, a middle-aged guy and his wife who live across the street from my hovel. I never see her and he’s got to be the unfriendliest guy on the face of the…

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Jeremiah cried for Susan Hayward

Jeremiah the weeping prophet It is written in the Scriptures that Jeremiah was a bullfrog❌❌❌ No, no, no, be serious! Sorry, m’Lord. It is written that Jeremiah preferred movies to real life because if he didn’t like a movie he could change the stone reel and watch a different movie, unlike real life where you can’t change the reel, you’re stuck with this one rotten life. Jeremiah liked movies…

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Lake on fire!

Hot new music star Kari Lake’s hit single, ‘81 Million Votes My Ass’ with The Truth Bombers and Mailman Media, is skyrocketing in sales and debuts this week on Billboard’s Hot Singles music chart. https://billmichelmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/44kwzc.mp4 The song hit No. 1 on iTunes; No. 2 on Billboard’s Alternative Rock Chart; No. 3 on Amazon; and No. 7 on Billboard’s Rock Chart.  

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The Holy Brain

God exists in the brain The human brain has 100 billion brain cells or neurons in a network of trillions of synapses — the juncture where a signal passes from one nerve cell to another. That’s like having your own personal universe — and therein resides ‘God.’ If you believe in ‘God,’ he-she-it exists in your brain, not in a mythical, magical heavenly realm. And if you want to continue to believe…

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Staying put in the death house

Surviving without support system It has been more than four years since my wife died and I am still living alone in the same lowly bungalow and sleeping in the same bed she died in. I’ve thought about moving dozens of times, even started packing up a couple of times, but the will and the energy vanished. And so here I remain, not entirely alone, with my cat Bella — the same pictures on the wall…

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Coming soon to a theater near you!

The  Don A MAGA MOVIES PRODUCTION https://billmichelmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/tynph9.mp4  

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My funeral

The cycle of life With my luck I’ll die on a frigid day in winter and the pallbearers will remove the casket from the hearse and begin to carry it up the steps of the church and the lead pallbearer on the left will slip on the black ice and down they’ll all fall coffin and all and the casket will pop open and I’ll slide down the steps and end up on the frozen sidewalk wishing I was in hell just…

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Not a tough guy

Tough guys are cool When fate robs you of your father and your older brother at the age of eleven and you live the next ten years with just your mother, it’s inevitable you end up being a mama’s boy. And when you leave home to make your own way in the world you mature (I use the word loosely) into a ladies man. You were never a man’s man. Macho bullshit bores you — except when you watch Charles…

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The perfect joint

Grief’s highs and lows S. could roll a perfect joint, not too fat, tight and sleek like a small rocket. Decades of practice made perfect. She smoked grass for fifty years, beginning as a roadie with the Bob Seger band and ending in the living room with her old man — that’d be me, still in the living room, more like the half-dead room now. I have tried to contact her thousands of times since she…