#Michael vey textpost

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Hatch: HA HA! I have just tricked you into signing your soul over to me!

Michael: Uh you might wanna read that contract again

Hatch: Michael Vey's soul is hereby owned by— SUCK A LEMON LITTLE MAN?

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Hey it’s me Vey and I’m ready to play

Michael, at some point

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Ostin: The laptop is almost out of power

Ostin: Michael

Michael: NO.

Ostin: Put the charger in your mouth, Michael

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Person: God he’s gone through so much… I wonder what Michael’s thinking right now

Michael’s brain: ohmygosh there’s Taylor!!!!!! Dang it she’s gone now……………… *spongebob music continues to play*

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Ostin: Hey Torstyn can you hand me that spoon

Torstyn: this reminds me of a time... there I was, trapped in the jungle with only small spoon. Suddenly, a PANTHER-

Ostin: bro just please give me the spoon please

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Zara: *shows up*

Me: Oh wow she’s really powerful I wonder if she’ll join the electro-

Michael: *incinerates her*

Me: 

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Pre POC25 Jack: Vey?! Michael: Hey, Jack, I’m from the future Jack: Seriously?? Michael: Yeah, I’m from the future and in the future we’re friends Jack: You’ve got to be kidding me. Michael: Fine, I’ll show you. *a year or two later* Michael: See? Jack, staring at the scene in which he and Michael are playing Let it Go aggressively on recorders along with the movie while Ostin lays down on the floor with a pillow on his head: Jack: Michael: ? Jack: I neED TO UNDO THIS QUICK

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The Electroclan as How to Ruin Dinner

Michael: Where did dad go ... Ostin: r u drinking piss Taylor: Dad I am Pregante Jack: I killed the dog Wade: hows the dog shit Zeus: it’s human, not pork:) Nichelle: RAWR XD x3 Ian: I lost the weed Grace: I drank all the salt Tanner: please end me McKenna: i’m dropping out of school Abi: So there’s this guy Tessa: my tarantula is lost Tara: What’s a furry Quentin: I am a furry Torstyn: hey so I killed a man today

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Ostin: so what’s it like not having a father figure? Michael, intensely: I am my own father figure. Jack: Shut up, crazy. As I was about to say, my father figure, Captain Crunch, really got me through some hard times-

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Ostin: *Casually sticking magnets on Michael while he talks to Taylor* Tanner: What are you doing Ostin: What does it look like I’m doing?? Tanner: How come he hasn’t noticed Ostin, annoyed: Because Taylor is distracting him, duh. I’ve gotten a magnet with a swear from every place we’ve visited. Swears in Taiwanese and Spanish too. He hasn’t noticed yet. Now I’ve come to step two of my plan: leaving them on for as long as possible. Tanner: Tanner: Remind me to never make you mad

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McKenna: Well, I'll tell you my secret sir! McKenna, voice lowering: I lie to myself. McKenna: Every morning when I wake up I say "everything's going to be okay" but I'm lying. McKenna: And I don't know how much longer I can do it. McKenna, smiling: *wheezing noise*

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Ian, on Michael’s 22nd birthday: Wow Michael, you’re getting tall Michael, still considerably shorter than Ian: Why is life always a contest to you Ian

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Michael: Mom, meet Nichelle Sharon: Hi, how are you? Nichelle: Good, sorry I hurt you son Michael: Oh that reminds me I should probably apologize for trying to strangle you to death haha Sharon: wait-

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Michael: Taylor! It’s your birthday! Taylor: Yeah I- Michael: You know, when I was your age I had my 22nd birthday Taylor: Taylor: I’m breaking up with you

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Michael, about to climb the tower in MV6: um ok bye then guys

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Michael: I'm cold. Jack: Hi Cold, I'm Jack. Michael: ...what are you- Jack: I realized since you don't have a dad you probably never hear dad jokes. So I decided to help you out. Michael: That's actually really nice-