#Methinks I may be cupioromantic

[lesbeid0u]

[westwiiind]

I made a post about how I headcanon the httyd characters’ sexualities a while back on my main blog, but I’ve changed my mind about a lot of them so I’m gonna make another!!

Hiccup: honestly racked my brain for this one but I feel like hiccup is.....the token straight lmao. He has very strong bi wife energy though. Like VERY strong.

Astrid: why shes the bi wife of course. I think astrid is bi simply because she gives off that vibe, and I also think she’s demi and arospec. I feel like her being demi is pretty self explanatory, but her being arospec is something that may seem odd at first but makes a LOT of sense the more you think about her relationship with hiccup, especially in race to the edge. (Yes I could make an entire post about arospec astrid)

Fishlegs: poly bi/pan/etc methinks. Mayyybe cupioromantic aro? Maybe even cupioromantic aroace??

Snotlout: poly bi as well!!! Thor bonecrusher was definitely snotlout’s bi awakening I think we can all agree lmao

Ruffnut: aro pan poly. (Why yes, I do headcanon that she, snotlout, and fishlegs are in a relationship. Yes I do.) i headcanon that ruffnut’s attraction is queerplatonic rather than romantic.

Tuffnut: definitely aroace. This seems pretty self explanatory lol

Gobber: I don’t need a headcanon for him because it’s already canon that he’s gay!!

Stoick: honestly we don’t really get to see a whole lot of stoick in terms of his interpersonal relationships, so I don’t really have a headcanon for him. He loves valka, so I don’t think he’s gay or aro/ace, but anything more specific than that I just don’t know.

Valka: aspec. Definitely aspec, but not aro/ace. I think she’s demi or gray or even aroflux/aceflux.

Eret: gayyyy this man is gay. Maybe demi/gray though too.

Heather: demiro lesbian. I headcanon that the reason things didn’t pan out with fishlegs was because her attraction to him was a combination of very strong platonic/quasiplatonic attraction and comphet. She just gives off very lesbian energy you know?? And I love her relationship with fishlegs as platonic/qp but not romantic. Romantic heathlegs just never seemed to have chemistry to me, and it felt awkward and forced lol. Sweet, but not romantic.

Atali: gaaaay. Maybe ace lesbian? Honestly we didn’t get to see a whole lot of her so I’m not really sure but she definitely gave off gay vibes to me. Idk maybe being the leader of a mystical tribe of all-female warriors has something to do with it lol.

Dagur: bi/pan/etc, but generally with a preference for men. I would hc him as gay but I honestly really liked his and Mala’s relationship and it seemed pretty authentic and believable to me. I mean what more could you want in a relationship than a girlboss x malewife dynamic????

Mala: not a clue. Not a clue in the world. She kept her personality VERY close to the vest. I guess I kind of think of her as either demi/gray or cupioromantic aroace, i don’t really know. Probably aspec in some way.