#Merlin fights for human rights as his royal boyfriend pinches the bridge of his nose and waved flags in the background
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Merlin: man, I miss when the dinosaurs were alive
Arthur: excuse me?
Merlin: ya know, wouldn’t it be so great if they were alive again?
Arthur: no? wouldn’t they be crushing us every day?
Merlin: maybe. but you know what crushes us a lot worse every day currently?
Arthur:
Merlin: capitalism
Arthur, throwing his hands up: oh for the love of- alright, here we go
#based on a real conversation with my mother who loves me so much#Merlin: SHITTY PUNS ARE HOW I COPE WITH LIFE ARTHUR#Arthur: BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO USE THEM ON ME#YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE SIR#replace captialism with feudalism or the monarchy or anything of your choosing#Merlin fights for human rights as his royal boyfriend pinches the bridge of his nose and waved flags in the background#Arthur of course agrees and trusts Merlin’s takes#ALSO MERLIN BEING ARTHUR’S ADVISOR AND KEEPING HIM IN CHECK AND ARTHUR APPRECIATING IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IS MY FAVORITE#FAVORITE TROPE#I just love a world where Merlin doesn’t have to be as careful and secretive about it#And Arthur being overprotective and keeping his boyfriend safe from those who disagree#let *clap* merlin *clap* go *clap* off *clap*#Merlin: FUCKING CAPITALISM#ALSO GWAINE AND MERLIN DOING CHAOTIC PROTESTS#so sorry to anyone who sees this#shit post#Merthur shit post#but also#fanfic inspo#one man’s trash is another man’s fanfic inspo#it’s me. I’m the trashy fanfic inspo man#teehee#dinosaurs#if you saw me post this twice no you didn’t because I buried my own post JDKSKDDN#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect merthur quotes#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#this maybe has 30 tags you can’t prove anything you won’t count them all do it you won’t
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