#Men in Engine

[athletictaipan]

[athleticscorpion]

6. Tyson Pickering, 26

[olderwest]

the conagher bros (all three of them died painfully)

[eepejay]

find someone that matches your freak pt2

[jackedknife]

TF2 Disco Elysium crossover let’s go

me after combining two of my current fixations:

[bruciemilf]

bruce's publicist just gets so fed up with him that the next time he causes a scandal and he's just like "my bad sorry" they just go "kys"

I imagine Bruce’s publicist as this tiny old lady who reeks of cigarettes, laughs like a fire alarm, and can bury you 10 feet under with a single look. She’s been managing the Waynes before Bruce got his first diaper. She has this shit handled. But GOOD LORD.

Bruce’s primary excuse is “ok but my dad did worse tho” (which is very true. Thomas gave her so many gray hairs she could audition for Santa Claus)

and her go to response is, “follow his exemple. In the grave”. Still. She loves the kid. Wished he didn’t get into tussles with every single socialite who’s being a cunt to his children, but, she loves him.

The real PR nightmare of the family?

Dick “No, I WILL swing on the chandelier and smoke weed in the White House” Grayson

[another-delta-lover]

[wackarat]

IT’S STILL PRIDE MONTH GUYS-

[frenchoniontf2]

can we get every mercs stomach

FUCK YEAH!!!

This is probably the first time i drew all the mercs like this lol usually its just medic or engi

Closeups and Bodyhair alts below~

Gosh i tried i'm sorry if i didnt deliver when drawing your favs lol its pretty obvious which ones i draw often JWHDHSHBEUEHEWHAH

[athletictaipan]

[thekitchenspider]

Im making my friend, who knows nothing about tf2 other than my rambling, judge every tf2 character by their

Scout

Voice: 6/10, “Fat Italian vibes”

Looks: 9/10, “i wanted a fat Italian but he’s fine.”

Soldier

Voice: 10/10, “grunkle Stan vibes”

Looks: 5/10, “I like the stubble”

Pyro

Voice: 4/10, “it’s like those chainsaws outside”

Looks: 7/10, “I like the bod.”

Demo

Voice: 10/10, “I like how strong it is.”

Looks: 11/10, “the eyepatch, the scruff, the everything.” (Me too girl)

Heavy

Voice: 10/10, “I like Russians”

Looks: 8/10 “I was expecting like… the dude from the village.”

Engineer

Voice: 12/10, “SJSHSHSHAJAOSJDB” (yeah)

Looks: 10/10, “bob the builder”

Medic

Voice: 10/10 “German.. and sassy..”

Looks: 10/10, “I’d like him give me a lobotomy”

Sniper

Voice: hehehehehe🥰/10, “kicking my feet giggling,”

Looks: nice/10 “you like him for the nose.”

Spy

Voice: 9/10 “should be angrier”

Looks: 5/10, “points for the mask, makes him look fruity.”

[midnights-perch]

Speaking of men in fabric shops... it reminded me of this one, late middle aged guy I had in.

He was bragging about how amazing his wife was at sewing. How she could look a picture of a garment and reconstruct it from scratch without a pattern. How she could make anything and have it fit the person perfectly, she was so clever at it. How people didn't understand how impressive that was.

"Mmm" I agreed "it's engineering in another medium"

He got absolutely furious, disagreeing and immediately backtracking on how impressive what she did was. It's just an artistic talent. Nothing like engineering at all.

He loved it when it was a cute, feminine talent but god forbid she be as classically intelligent as him. Fucking prick.

[art-is-kayos]

Homeward Bound - Smokey Old Man Outis and Heathcliff

[jackedknife]

Could you draw a tf2 character lineup?

The slowest drawer on this website reports on duty🫡

First time drawing the whole team together woo!

[goblinhound]

Girl help I am so far gone

[another-delta-lover]

TF2 headcanon:

Medic is not only the team's doctor, but also, the dentist.

Made this after being sad all day yesterday XD (click for better quality)

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