#Meme:incorrectquotes

[tobiaswexley]

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Tobias, tending to Ashton's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Ashton: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

BONUS CONTENT:

Tobias: Here's some advice Ashton: I didn't ask for any Tobias: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

[hawthornpenrose]

📜 Zach

Hawthorn, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Zach: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Zach: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! Hawthorn, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Zach: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! Zach: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Hawthorn, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

[tobiaswexley]

📜Ria

Tobias: Ria... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ria: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Tobias: Tobias: I wrote sanitize, Ria.

[hawthornpenrose]

📜

Hawthorn: A theif. Ashton: Thief? Hawthorn: Theif. Ashton: I before E, except after C. Hawthorn: Thceif. Hawthorn: No.

[hawthornpenrose]

Hawthorn and Charlie

Hawthorn: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Charlie: You need to stop.

[tobiaswexley]

Tobias and Ember =D

Tobias: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Ember: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Tobias: No! Four to five seconds!

Ember: Too late!!!

(2nd since I spoiled the first one...)

Tobias: This is bothering me. Ember: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Tobias: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.