#Mega proud of this one y'all

[brutal-nemesis]

Yeehaw we gettin tagged by @whump-me​ (tyyyy) and posting 7 snippets from our writing (or wips but i am a wipless bastard atm 🤪) and i have decided to do some Silly Castys Moments (and also some Erebus stuff ig 🙄)

Warning for some gore probably it’s Nemi writing so yk but I’ll try to keep the really bad stuff outta here (there also some armputation and guy going crazy and starving to death over and over you know the drill)

1. Local silly guy does in fact regret it very much

“I don’t really want you, per se, but a certain…friend of yours.” Castys stiffened, and he heard a faint laugh. “I think you know who I’m talking about.”

“I really don’t. I’ve got a lot of friends, you know, and-” something slammed into the metal above him, cutting him off.

“Don’t play dumb with me; you know exactly who I’m talking about, and you’d better tell me where I can find him or I’ll make you regret it.”

“Please, do your worst. I already regret so many damn things so I don’t think another one on the pile will do much to me, to be honest,” Castys mused, wiggling against his bonds slightly.

2. The worst fmk in existence gets you stabbed

“Hey, guys, fuck, marry, kill for rice, pasta, and bread, go. I think for me, I gotta say fuck bread, marry rice, kill pasta. Don’t get me wrong, I love some noodles, some noods, but, like, man. Have you ever just, like, had some bread? Insane. I would fuck bread. I don’t wanna fuck anything, but boy I would fuck the bread. And rice, man, she’s so dependable, she’s always there for you. What I would want in a spouse if I wanted anything in a spouse. This game wasn’t really designed for me, and yet, here I am. So, c’mon, what’s it from you two? You’ve gotta have-Hey, Danny boy, got an opinion you’d like to share?” Castys smiled up at the man now standing in front of him.

Daniel rolled his eyes before putting his asshole face back on. “Just do something useful for once and hold this for me, vermin,” he said with a smile, lifting Castys’s shirt and gently sliding the knife he was holding into his abdomen. Castys just sighed, way too used to being stabbed to really care much about this.

3. Ripping your arm off but it’s a Phineas and Ferb reference (this one is probably the most gory of all the snippets fyi but it’s not too bad)

Sensing his chance, Castys grabbed the manacled wrist of his shredded arm with his good hand, bit down on the gag, and pulled. He couldn’t give up, couldn’t stop, not after enduring this much, he could feel his flesh tearing, sending out sparks of agony unlike anything he’d ever known, and he had to keep pulling, pulling and jerking and tearing and twisting and praying, praying that he could rip it off before he drowned again, which, hey, kind of a weird thing to want, not that he hadn’t had to amputate his own limbs before, but weird that it was happening again, and honestly, this hurt way more than the other times, but wasn’t that always the case-and fuck there was no way he was going to be able to just snap his bones like this, and he needed it to be completely severed, and there was no time, wedge it against the rocks and pull pull pull until there was a snap and a burst of unholy agony, so intense it almost smothered the relief, so fierce it made him forget he was drowning up until the moment his oxygen-starved brain lost consciousness.

4. Lmaoooo bitches trapped in a cell for like 200 years

Every three days. Thirst. Weakness. Dizziness. Death. Was it three days? Is that how long you could last without water? He tried to count, but the numbers got lost in the haze all too easily. There was no way to mark the stone, to keep track outside of his head, the blood wasn’t being washed off him anymore. He had nothing, nothing at all, just here and himself and the unyielding stone. The square of sunlight would move across the cell, the only motion to break the constancy of everything else. It was the same day repeated over and over and over and over and over and it was the same just the same nothing ever changed, ever, ever, it was the same-

Something wasn’t the same. The leather muzzle that had kept him silent for so long had been slowly rotting, and it finally fell off. For a moment he simply stared at it lying there on the ground, broken, dying, fading away. He opened his mouth for the first time in decades. And he screamed, because that thing got to rot away and disappear and he wouldn’t, he would always be here, hungry and thirsty and alone and trapped and alive and it wasn’t fair, not at all, and he screamed because it had been so long since he was able, he cried because it was all he could do.

5. Erebus’s iconic sit down protest ✨ (it does not accomplish anything in the end)

“You are coming with me. As of today you are my property, so you will do as I say. Resistance will only make things more difficult for you. So you will walk, or you will be dragged. Your choice.” Erebus initially felt a bolt of fear shoot through him, but looking down at her scrawny frame, he realized that she likely couldn’t carry out her threat.

Dragged? He’d like to see her try.

Erebus sat down on the ground and looked expectantly up at Neteri, one eyebrow raised. She huffed and narrowed her eyes. Planting her feet firmly on the ground, she tugged on the chain as hard as she could, but it did little more than make him lean forward. She sighed. “Okay, you have a point there.”

6. More Erebus and Neteri shenanigans because she’s right he’s being a drama queen

“You can’t just do that! That’s-you can’t just amputate my arm!”

“See, this is why I didn’t want to tell you. I knew you’d freak out.”

“Of-of course I’m freaking out! You want to cut off one of my limbs, for Drottkia’s sake!”

“I mean, yeah, but I’m going to give you a new one right away. So at the end of the day you’ll have the same number of arms you started with. It’s honestly not worth getting that worked up about.”

7. New phobia alert!! (warning for centipede on guy)

He felt it, it was on him, dozens of little legs pitter-pattering across his skin, crawling on him. “G-get it off. Neteri, please, please get it off.” It tickled the back of his neck, around the base of the section of skin she’d replaced. “What’s it doing Neteri plea-” she clamped a hand over his mouth, her thumb rubbing against his cheek as he whimpered.

“Shh, shh, you’re okay Erebus. I’m just seeing if it can connect to you, I promise I’ll take it off when I’m done.” Connect to him?! What-what did that mean-oh it had stopped crawling around it was just sitting there it was on his back what was it going to do to him what did connecting mean was it-Erebus felt a momentary pinch at the base of his neck, and suddenly his limbs starting moving, wriggling in the restraints all on their own. Neteri removed her hand from his mouth and looked down at him expectantly, her other hand still gripping his tightly even as his fingers twitched uncontrollably. “Are you doing that?”

“N-no I-I’m not moving I’m not doing that why are they doing that I can’t stop it is it doing that to me make it stop make it let go please-” Tears were streaming from Erebus’s eyes but he didn’t care he just wanted that thing off he wanted it gone he wanted control of his own body back he’d always had that even when he was tied up and strapped down he’d always had that-

And there we go hope that either a fun time on memory lane or at least made you laugh a little

Taggin uhhhh @galaxywhump @yet-another-heathen and @painsandconfusion (mainly because i know you will want to read the Castys content 💕)

[landograndprix]

「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」

part vii

✧.* you've finally secured your well deserved p1 after months of suffering with red bull and while you celebrate it the right way, love is in the air and everybody sees it now.

✧.* when i think about my muppets i think about this song, should i make like a playlist of songs that remind me of this fic, give y'all the vibes ive been having? 👀 spelling mistakes add character, don't mind them 🥰 this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

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yourmomsuser super proud of you! 🥰

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landonorris that's my girlfriend 😍

bott_ass we were aware 😂

landonorris you got any plans tonight? wanna celebrate?

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y/nusername ending an amazing weekend with my favorite lil' guy 🧡

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norrizz honestly such a power couple!!

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carlandooo CECILE IS DATING SOMEONE?

ceciley/n yeah..max fewtrell? Girl where have you been? 😂

carlandooo under a fucking rock apparently! Wow, these girls really said young, cute and british? Yes ma'am 🥰 so real of them

ceciley/n a couple of besties dating another couple of besties 😂

hamilt44n where are Carlos and Pierre now? You think they gave up? :')

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[storydays]

Brozone Random Headcannons

So I've seen the Trolls Band Together 3 times and counting and it was so good! So to get back in the groove, and after having some kind words come my way from multiple people, I really appreciate you guys! I'm gonna try a new writing style. Now remember, these are simply my opinions :)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

John Dory:

*Okay, so it is canon that Branch is 24 in the Trolls 3, which makes John Dory about 44.

*Nickname(s): JD, John

Fav color: Aquamarine and Green

Pronouns: He/Him (He supports, but is comfortable as himself)

He also gives me aromantic vibes, because like throughout the movie, he was really nonchalant when the romance bits came up, however subtle they are, he didn't give a damn lol.

JD is giving big Aries vibe with how confident he can be, pretty cheerful, and gets frustrated by tiny details, and unnecessary interruptions.

Bruce:

Bruce is the second oldest at 40

BIG Scorpio vibes!! He's strong (Y'all, have y'all seen how easily he lifted Branch when they first met) and hella independent. He was the first to question John Dory before their show, he was even hesitant to leave Vaycay Island before he sang with his brothers.

Nickname(s): Brucie, I feel like Brandy calls him that to mess with him or when she wants something. His brothers' (mostly John Dory and Clay), call him that to make fun of him as well.

Fav Color: White

DO NOT TOUCH THIS MAN'S HAIR!!!!! He will sic his kids on you and show no mercy.

Pronouns: He/Him (He's a huge ally, but he's also proud of himself.)

He loves experimenting and competing in the kitchen with Brandi, forces his brothers to try their food, and chooses whose food is going on the specials board.

Clay:

Clay is giving major middle-sibling vibes: at 35 years old.

Pronouns: He/They

Clay is non-binary and wears androgynous clothing but prefers their sweater romper and wristbands.

Nickname(s): Claybo (Viva calls him this to playfully annoy him), Clayton (Bruce and JD called him that as a kid, usually copying their mothers and grandma when they would scold him; but now call him that when he's overworked himself and they have to physically drag him to bed to rest.

Fav color: Green it was pretty obvious in the movie bc originally it was yellow when we first met him as a teen, but then we meet him later and it's green, and their whole outfit is green.

Def a Gemini! They're such a playful Troll, despite how serious he may act. But as he stated before, put some respect on his name bc they're a licensed CPA, fool!

Clay's favorite snack combo is:

Fries and a vanilla milkshake! He loves dipping the salty fries in the sweet vanilla.

They talk in their sleep, mostly about tax evasion and hot chocolate?

Hates doing their hair, Viva has to wait until he's sleeping for her to brush his tangles out.

Floyd:

Floyd is the second youngest at 32

He's such a Pisces! He's so empathetic, compassionate, and oh, so sensitive.

Pronouns: He/Him

He and Clay definitely go all out for Pride (Bc Trolls are literally all spectrums of the rainbow! We learned that in Trolls 2! It'd be impossible NOT to have a big party for Pride), and drag their brothers and are literally so hype at the whole event and crashes MEGA hard the next morning and sleeps for a good 12 hours.

Floyd remained friends with Veneer because, c'mon they were vibing. He could see Veneer wanted someone to see him, so he convinced the Mount Rageous police to let the twins out for Pride.

Had a long talk with Velvet and helped her to see the error of her ways, and she began to be nicer to Veneer and listen to him.

Fav color is Black. He knows he slays the Rock Troll look.

I'm gonna settle this once and for all: Floyd is gay. The one earring in his right ear is a shout-out to his voice actor who is an openly gay singer.

Nickname(s): Flo (I feel like Branch couldn't pronounce Floyd's name yet when he was just learning to talk, so he called him Flo and it stuck.) Floydie (when his brothers tease him about his crush that he refuses to name.)

The hair in his face is like a comfort thing for him. He knows his hair is soft, and when he's bored, he plays with it, and twirls it around his fingers.

Floyd definitely has a collection of journals, from his songwriting to venting his feelings, and even (poorly drawn) doodles of his family.

Branch:

He is the youngest at 24 as stated earlier.

Pronouns: He/Him

Fav color: Midnight blue like his hair

This dude is hella smart; like has a super high IQ, but is super chill about it.

He and Poppy are that meme: Tired X Energetic on a level 10!

Nickname: Branchifer (Poppy calls him that when she's calling him out on his attitude or when she's about to start teasing him.)

Def an Aquarius: highly intellectual, creative, and likes to join in on social interactions when it's on his time. Poppy learned the hard way why she shouldn't force him to join in.

Similar to Floyd, he was a bunch of notebooks filled with songs he'd written.

Branch is shy when it comes to family PDA, like if his brothers were to group hug him, or if they tried to mother him, and gets especially prickly when they baby-talk him in front of others.

This dude is the prince of sarcasm, clearly picking that trait up from all his brothers. Like bro, why are you so sarcastic?!

Is undeniably the most sarcastic of the brothers. (His nieces and nephews start to pick up on that, much to Bruce's horror. Brandi thinks it's hilarious.)

Doesn't really like kids, but absolutely adores his nephew Bruce Jr ( I mean he loves them all, but has a soft spot for that boy.) Bruce Jr is autistic and nonverbal and struggles to communicate. I believe he uses TSL (Troll Sign Language), and when Branch learns this, he starts signing fluently with his nephew, surprising everyone, especially Bruce Jr, because not many people can sign so fluently, but then Branch explains, that he learned when he was younger because you could go deaf at any moment and it's such a useful skill.

Bruce Jr shows Branch his blueprints that he's made and honestly, if they wanted to, they could take over the world.

That's all for now! Let me know what you guys think!

A big shout out to @vacayisland appreciate you! This one’s for you 🥰

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what came first, the chicken or the dickhead? [3/3]

[smau]

f1driver!reader x lando norris

authors note: book a dentist app guys this shit is sweet !

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yourusername 😭 🥺 guys I, I, I just won at my home race with my best friend alongside me. those two kids dreamed of days like these. lan you next 💓

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​​taylorswift you are killing it girl !! I see you're stateside later this year maybe you could join us at the era's tour?

yourusername 😀😀😀 I need someone to confirm this is real, landooooooooo landonorris its real so please stop hyperventilating in you drivers room alex_albon do you forget you have millions of followers and a mega superstar yourself?? yourusername and what she's TAYLOR SWIFT. she writes works of art like folklore and i drive in circles. alex_albon AT A VERY INSANE SPEED learn your worth please ynfan1 you did so well with him lilymhe

maxfewtrell you know what they say couples who win together stay together !

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ynfan2 max you are not quick enough for me I saw that 👀👀

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taylorswiftupdates after a long time of online interactions the f1 ferrari driver yourusername was at tonights show!! it appears the driver was joined with fellow drivers lando norris,charles leclerc and daniel ricciardo.

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ynfan1 can you imagine your favourite singer of all time making that face at you 🥺

ynfan2 and she got one of tonights secret song dedicated to her aswell!!

ynfan3 no way really!! what was it ynfan2 it was randomly Crazier, the song taylor sang in the hannah montana film 😂

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landonorris hope you enjoyed your birthday cause you're never receiving another birthday present again. why WHY is your favourite taylor swift song so obscure??

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​​taylorswift you guys are the most adorable 🥺

charles_leclerc cause shes a country girl at heart come you know this 😂

yourusername ahem country girls shake it for me 🤠

ynlando4ever GUYS HE GOT TAYLOR TO SING HER FAVOURITE SONG THEY ARE IN LOVE!!!!

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I lied nothing could've prepared me for this ....

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taylorswift so glad you could come and enjoy 💓💓 that boy of yours is such a cutie.. yourusername he's a keeper for sure! hate keeping it all so secretive but like someone amazing once sang romance is not dead if you keep it just yours 😂 ❤️

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yourusername I dont do tiktok but I love the its all too much for little lando norris cause he falls asleep during my taylor swift rants 😤

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landonorris EHHHHH DONT THINK YOU MEANT THAT LAST ONE RIGHT BABE?

ynfan1 BABE?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMENTS yourusername oh fuck lan landonorris HA and you said it be me who would out us ynfan2 US? theres an us??

yncharlesshipper what happened to charlie??

ynlando4ever VICTORY

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landonorris you can say it 😏😏

yourusername OKAY Y'ALL CAUGHT ME WE'RE NOT JUST FRIENDS! SHOOT ME LOOK AT HIM!!!

landonorris LOOK AT YOUUUUU ynfan1 k im obsessed with them even more now

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landonorris since she messed up I can FINALLY show off how I got the girl 2 years ago 😎

happy to announce i'm accepting apologises for all those norizz comments cause LOOK at who's my girl

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yourusername thats right baby your girl !!

maxfewtrell FINALLY

danielricciardo agreed, and you're never hearing anything from me norizz alex_albon still in shock carlossainz55 can relax now, yn is scary

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yourusername I don't know what you're talking about I'm a catch!

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yourusername car failures are a teams worse nightmare and unfortunately my hard truth for today's race in Singapore 💔 being ruled out during the formation lap is something I hope to never experience again, so sorry for disappointing everyone and the team!

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scuderiaferrari could never disappointment, we win as a team and lose as a team!

yourusername you guys xx ynfan1 the teams support never fails to make me emosh, all you that deserve!!

f1fan still a slay in my eyes!

landonorris the use of bro here is conflicting to all the pride driven kisses i've been getting 🤔🤔

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f1fanupdates gasly is once again providing all the drama for the viewers! after another dnf the alphatauri driver made a jab at mclaren's first driver, lando norris...

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f1fan1 why have one feud with a driver when you can have 2!! right pierre?

ynfan2 man is just realising he can't blame yn anymore so he's picking on lando

ynfan3 do you think its all related? like continuous beef that all links back to her?

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landonorris the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake

japan its been real!

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pierregasly imagine being this cocky all while being overshadowed by your rookie teammate

landonorris imagine ruining your own career because a girl told you she didn't want to go out with you pierregasly if shes going out with the likes of you, think I dodged a bullet landonorris do you or do you not have a girlfriend rn? yourusername enough of this. pierre you are a broken record stfu and focus on your driving

ynfan1 OH MY GOD its all clicking, all this mess cause of a bruised ego...

ynfan2 men being men ugh

yourusername tay tay 🥺🥺 in your caption 🥺 love you

landonorris and the edit! i want all the brownie points baby 😏

danielricciardo MY EX-MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND SHE'S LIKE

yourusername "OH MY GOD," BUT I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT charles_leclerc AND TO THE FELLA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIR maxverstappen1 WON'T YOU COME ON OVER, BABY? WE CAN SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE landonorris wow wdc winner with the taylor swift lyrics in my comments??

ynfan1 OH MY GOD its all clicking, all this mess cause of a bruised ego...

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landonorris where gasly wishes he could be 👀 landonorris love love love you

AHH I hope this was worth the wait guys!! the beef is so squashed in but I was consumed be the full by then lol

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weirdly couldnt tag everyone sorry !!

[royallyprincesslilly]

Title: Trick Or Treat {Headcannon}

Lewis Hamilton x Reader

Words: 1.6k

Warning: Fun & Games, Implied Smut

Note: Happy Halloween, guys!

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Imagine it's Halloween and you and you are going to a Halloween party thrown with some friends that has been thrown by friends of friends. Sorta like a 6° of separation thing where you didn't know you ran in close circles to famous and semi famous people.

You've decided to go as Lewis Hamilton and have even committed so far as to wear a Mercedes race suit, the helmet you bought off eBay from a mega Lewis fan AND strategically position that very familiar bulge down to accurate girth 😏.

Your costume was supposed to be sort of a joke and your best friends were also going as other celebs either in F1 or sports.

You didn't think anything of it and even got tons of compliments for how accurate your costume was. You committed deep and had even gotten your hair braided like his but opted out of the faux facial hair. You thought that was too creepy.

"Girl, I feel like I should just sling you this ass cause you might just be as close to 44 as I will get," your friend Zoë said beginning a twerk.

Everyone busted out laughing while you did the ultimate fuckboi move. Rubbing your hands together like you saw a meal you bout to tear up you licked your lips in the most exaggerated way and nodded your head. Stevie J would be proud.

Once y'all get to the party it quickly becomes clear that you have existed in this 6° of separation world as plenty of semi famous people passed you by.

You and your friends make a vow to make tonight the best night and proceed to drink as much as you can on someone else's dim and see whose son you can go home with.

A few hours into the party you are pretty can't tipsy but not blackout drunk and have been entered into the best costume competition. When you get on the stage with the others, they go down the line asking what you are and to give your best impersonation of what you are dressed as.

It is a hilarious time as each one goes. You watch on as a girl dressed as Marylin Monroe steps forward kisses her hand and blows the kiss before full on lifting her dress in an effort to imitate the steam blowing up Marylin's dress moment. Applause fills the space.

You then watch a pretty dope looking Scorpion step forward and deliver the classic line, "Get over here" before unexpectedly throwing a ninja dagger across the room into the wall.

Your eyes bugged while everyone stood in silence probably trying to figure out just what had happened. When they did, they cheered loudly.

Next it was a girl dressed as Ariel or Ariel if she were in fact over 23 rather than a teenager. For a tail she had on sparkly fishnet stockings and underneath a purple sparkly thong. Her seashell bra was on point but also completely see through and every part of exposed flesh was decorated with pink or purple foil tinsel. You couldn't hate on it or her.

She stepped forward and let lose the Ariel vocal harmonics from when she gave the sea witch her voice. That you could hate on. Everyone coveted their ears and shook their head.

Then you watched someone dressed like Meg the Stallion from the WAP video and when she dropped down to the floor and tweaked on it you hyped her the hell up as did everyone in the club.

Finally, it was down to you and once you stepped forward there was laughter, but most was deafening cheers. With the helmet on it brought it all together and for a second everyone began whispering if you were really him.

When it came time to impersonate him you took the microphone and decided to play it safe. In prime and proper British accent, you spoke.

"You can knock me down, but I get up twice as strong. Yhu know what I mean. I don't aspire to be like other drivers. I aspire to be unique in my own way. I feel like people are expecting me to fail, yeh, therefore I except myself to win. Just like my tat on my back, still I rise."

No one spoke, moved or made a sound for several seconds. You began to think you had fucked it up but then everyone erupted with cheers.

It was a quick deliberation and after it, you were crowned winner. You couldn't believe you pulled it off especially with the shit you said which you clearly pulled out your ass. When you met your friends again you were 500.00 richer.

From then you partied like the end of the world was tomorrow. After a quick trip to the bathroom as you passed down the narrow corridor you felt someone push you against a wall.

"Trick or treat?"

"Uh, what?"

"Clever costume."

Biting your bottom lip, you looked up but thanks to the helmet you couldn't really make out who it was.

"Uh, thanks." You made a move to walk around them but found yourself rooted to the spot.

"I particularly like the um--package down there."

You snorted, your tipsy ass not reading the room one bit.

"Thanks. I mean we don't know if it is accurate or exaggerated by socks, but a girl can dream. Right?"

"So, you dream about it?"

"Be for real I am sure a lot of women have fantasized about peeling back that race suit and taking what's inside as their trophy on their own podium. If you know what I mean."

"Does that include you?"

You were not an idiot you knew who was in front of you was a man and as his scent permeated the air around you, you felt yourself growing bolder though you wondered which guy would get turned on hearing a woman talk like this about a celebrity crush.

"You know what? Sure. Given the chance I would absolutely have my way with him and vice versa."

The next thing you knew your helmet was pulled off bringing you face to face with the absolute last person you expected. Your brain stuttered as did your mouth leaving you speechless.

The man in front of you--Lewis Hamilton himself looked amused as hell.

"What if I said this is your chance?"

"Excuse me?"

He leaned in then, going to your ear. "I'm gonna head out in about an hour, if you decide to take your chance find the guy who looks like a giant teddy bear and tell him "treat."

You couldn't believe you ears, and you didn't trust your words.

He scoffed then spoke again. "I'll ask again. Trick or treat. You decide."

With that he walked off as quickly as he'd cornered you. Holy shit you thought trying to wrap your head around all that had just happened. You needed to sound off with your friends, but you didn't think this was something you should tell anyone. So, for the next hour you continued to enjoy the party.

Every inch of the club you went you felt eyes on you and no matter how hard you tried you couldn't find him again. What are the odds, you asked yourself. You were not opposed to one-night stands. Matter of fact you were absolutely pro one night stands especially with celebrity crushes. You only lived once, right.

By the time the hour was up you'd made your decision. Bidding your friends goodbye, you slid through the crowd looking for someone who looked like a giant teddy bear. The word was as the tip of your tongue. When you finally found him, you spoke them like a witch's incantation.

"Treat."

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[soaps-mohawk]

So I have a theory, and you don't have to confirm or deny, or even publish this ask. But I have a deeeeeeep deeeeeep feeling that's it's that beta b*tch from early on that lured 'mega out and bugged her room. And that the reason why Dr. Kellers phone rang in the hallway was cuz she was attacked and/or knocked out before she could get to her office (which I hope is the case cuz Dr. Keller supremacy is my moto). But I just wanna call it, juuuuust in case. A lil foreshadowing. I hope the beta is ripped apart by Simon specifically cuz she ruined the progress btwn simon and his omega 😪

I'm so invested lmaoooo, love the series. I love how you created/portrayed all the characters. Even the nasty ones like that beta🤢 and even Shepard 🔪🔪.

Take care of yourself lovey, as much as I love the series, your mental and physical wellbeing is more important❤️ I'm proud of you all the same. It's so nice to see how much your writing has been recognized and appreciated, and grown popular. I've been here since the beginning lmaooo🫶🏼🫶🏼

I was gonna hit you with the gif but I'm feeling oddly nice today so...I can neither confirm nor deny this theory

But it is a good one. It's been interesting to see everyone's thoughts. Those who do think Dr. Keller is behind it, those that don't and who they think might be behind it. I love it 🤭 it's like a writer's dream to have people theorizing about their plot and what's going to happen. (It's also why I love cliffhangers besides torturing everyone with the wait)

Awww an OG reader 😍 y'all really are amazing that you've stuck with me this long. This fic was not supposed to go on this long or be this in depth but here we are!! I wouldn't change it (even if it's been stressful at times) 💚 thank you for these lovely compliments. They mean so much to me 🥹

[simmeons]

okay this is kinda a sad announcement but i feel like i need to make it and it's going here bc it's where this sorta all started

last year one of my friends Mega (hi Mega) SOMEHOW got me into a little teeny weeny star trek ship. Khotty. it was AOS Scotty x Khan, and Mega mostly wrote whump with them, and i SOMEHOW got pulled into it. all her AUs were awesome- and i felt inspired to make one. so the vamp/priest au was born

i won't go into intense detail about it, but it was pretty much what it sounds like. Scotty was a priest, Khan was his hidden vampire lover, and McCoy was the other priest who would be their downfall. i loved the story so much! i was so happy i made an AU that i was proud of!

but after a while during the development, the characters didn't seem like the actual the characters anymore. i felt like they were becoming "occ", i think is the term. i liked the new ideas for the characters, but i felt like i wasn't being true to the real material- so in secret i started to develop them away from the star trek characters

the new Khan (Nkah) became different, not just some cold meticulous ruler- he was a nerdy vampire who likes reading dictionaries, playing in a band, and loved to garden. Scotty (Monty- yeah i never changed his name which i feel i need to) wasn't just some engineer turned priest anymore. he loved Twilight like a fucking dork, he became a transman who yearned to not be human because he hated how he was treated

so all in all, the au stopped coming out so much is because i was guilting myself. i was tied between just keeping the au and discarding all the new development i liked- or make them ocs. eventually i decided to just make them ocs in secret, and never tell anyone why i stopped developing the au. but now y'all know. the au became it's own little story with the same plot i shared before (Len turning evil and blah blah blah, Khan/Nkah being abandoned by Monty, etc etc) but with different-ish characters

so i apologize to those who liked the au, but it's these guys now and i hope y'all can still love them like i do, and if you're mad then that's okay and i don't blame you

[selitoxicmoon]

Partytober 7-8 // Eternal Night (WIP + Read Desc.)

Halloween at the Mega Pizza Plex Yeah I was thinking a lot about sharing it because I know guys you love my FNAF artwork specially when it's done in a more stylish way, as I know I won't be able to complete the Halloween list, at least I can bring you the sketch or WIP of what would be the Partytober 7-8 Hope you enjoy this gift from me this December, I am really stressed with homework and having some personal issues going on, but that's a story for another day, what I can share for future posts are the next: - Meet the OCs, don't get me wrong I even planned the second wave and can be seen once u subscribe in my Kofi. The first chosen one of them all is almost done, it's getting tense and long because I'm making sure to put all the sweat, effort and love to it as I do with my OCs. - Security Breach: Revision, my AU is getting a lot of attention through anywhere surprisingly, Twitter, DeviantArt, Instagram and even Tumblr; which guys I have no words to express how happy I am and proud of this AU along with the Pizza Tower one (I didn't forgot yet ;)) and with the recent poll I wanna make sure people also collaborates with me to know what things would be looking better. - My projects list is getting a RESTART to make sure what people wants from me but specially what I WOULD LOVE to work on. So also the next posts there's some new "friend" I'm gonna show y'all, it's my... assistance and- head boss(¿) which notes everything needed and stuff- ANYWAY you will see it sooner or later! Specially bc of my pfp that will change---

With all this being said, I'm happy that I can get a bit more healthy schedule and work on drawings everytime I feel like to without pressure. Thank you!

[greentrickster]

Okay y'all, listen up, because this evening I went on an Odysseus-style odyssey, in that what was meant to be a quick jaunt with minimal difficulties turned into a multi-hour trip where I was thwarted every step of the way.

As all good disasters do, it started off well enough. My mom informed me that a local, extremely large booksale is on today and I decided to go, because yay, books!

Then my dad, who was in the same room at the time, generously pulled out his wallet, handed me some cash, and told me to go buy myself a book! So even better, free book(s) and no requirement to return the change! Jackpot! I drive to the booksale in high spirits! Arrive! Enter the building!

...

What the heck, why are there so few tables?! What has happened to this booksale, it's in an area the size of a full-sized basketball court and usually it's full of tables covered in books! There's maybe an eighth of that! It doesn't even have a sci-fi/fantasy section. It's, quite possibly, the most tragic I've ever seen this booksale look, and I'm unable to find anything to my taste there.

However, like Odysseus before me, I don't assume failure at the first hurdle - I was told to buy myself a book, but I was never told where I had to buy it! To the local bargain outlet, which has all sorts of delights to offer, including books, and I've found some good ones there before! Not tonight, apparently, but, like. It's happened.

So that's... less than fun.

Also, I'm starving at this point, because I left at five-ish and haven't had supper yet. So, since this place sells food, I grab a box of soft strawberry granola bars for $2, because my money tonight is for literature, not sustenance, and I'm not out yet! There's still Barnes & Noble, the local mega-chain bookstore, which I have mixed feelings about! But it's my last option at this point and, hey, graphic novels! Manga! All sorts of exciting new releases! I was just there a week or two ago and even wrote some titles down while I was there!

My friends, I walked all over that store and perused books for two hours, and I found nothing that sparked enough joy to accompany me home. I did find a couple with minor potential, and one that gave me heart palpitations and made me regret the choices that had led to this point in my life, but nothing I felt the desire to own, you know?

My feet hurt, because I wore the cheap sandals that are only good for short expeditions. It was late. I wanted to go home and get a mom hug to help with the trauma that came with the heart palpitations.

But I had no book.

I had not fulfilled my mission.

A state of events that was simply unacceptable.

Unfortunately, as I mentioned, it was also about eight at night and everywhere around me other than a few grocery stores tend to start rolling up the carpets within an hour or two. So, in an act that would make Odysseus proud, I rearranged my strategy! I would use the cash to buy the Christmas gift I've been meaning to get for my dad (I get my holiday shopping done early), then go home and buy a couple books I'd been eyeing on Amazon!

Books would be purchased!

Triumph would be had!

I got home and discovered, as Odysseus did, that not all was the pleasant peace I had left it in! Except instead of a bunch of entitled suitors trying to marry my wife and steal my throne, the internet had gone down five minutes before I opened the door.

I chose to do the mature thing in order to gain Athena's favour by screaming into a pillow. About twenty minutes later, the internet turned back on! Success!

I discover Amazon has upped the amount you need to spend to get free shipping from $25 to $35 as of September 8th, because they are an evil mega-corporation and not my friend! Rage!

However, still rich with Athena's blessing, and in dire need to prove that if Odysseus can do this then so can I, I made one last-ditch effort... and went and asked to use my parents' Prime account to get free shipping for my order.

And thus my books were finally ordered, and, like Odysseus, I am at last triumphant, but boy golly, that was 90% more effort than it needed to be, what the heck, what sort of sick, dystopian future am I living in that I finally have my own money to get books but can't guarantee the bookstore will have anything I want to buy?!?

[cinamun]

I'm a FORMER Jayce hater, primarily bc i thought he was 24 to her 18 a.k.a mega predator, but NOW I am a proud Jayce lover. he truly is just a nice guy for hope and story-wise cina, i appreciate that they just got together without any will they, won't they. especially in black stories, the girl always has to go through multiple bad guys before the right one that makes her a better person like she wasn't a good person by herself. so yeah, rambling aside, Jayce great, do understand that other uncultured anon might not like that he's just a decent person with no substantial mess, but you know. wrong opinions are always allowed here

I bet there's a handful of y'all who still think the young brotha has a fake ID and is currently 37....

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Hey y'all, just got back from watching the rest of manlybadasshero's omori lets play and i thought i'd share some of my thoughts about the game! (NEEDLESS TO SAY, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!)

So let's get one SUPER ULTRA MEGA BIG thing out of the way first, i would've 100% enjoyed my experience a lot more if i wasn't such a huge scatterbrain and spoiled the big twist at the end for myself. Though in my defense i kinda wasn't expecting the game to get so popular so quick when it first came out, i first heard of the game through manly and i thought it was just another obscure indie game like what he always plays. Aside from that though....I LOVED IT!!!!! It tugged at my heartstrings with it's accurate portrayal of mental illness and the heartwarming moments between sunny and his friends, it really reminded me of my own childhood in a lot of ways. I've found myself relating to all the characters in some sort of way, especially aubrey. Idk....just the way she lashed out on others throughout the game really spoke to me in a weird way......either that or it's just because i like rebellious characters in general (the fact that she has a pet bunny is a plus for me, i love bunnies!)

Ngl, i don't cry to video games often....i'm pretty sure the only games i've ever cried to are undertale and pokemon sword but even then, i was crying about pokemon sword because i was proud of myself for completing the game....and honestly, i'm glad omori is one of those games that make me emotional like that...even if i already knew sunny killed mari, even if i already knew basil killed himself in one of the endings. Though that could also be because my dog wouldn't shut the fuck up while i was watching the last few episodes and i was just stressed out about that

If i had to pick: i feel like i prefer headspace over real world, i was an undertale kid back in the day so i love me some quirky characters and fun worlds! Though tbh i feel like omocat WANTED her players to like headspace more since she explicitly said at one point that she specifically wanted to make omori a game so that people would be able to FEEL what sunny was feeling (that's the best way i can explain it i guess) that being said; i'd say my favorite characters are aubrey, spaceboy and recyclepath. I've already said what i've wanted to say about aubrey earlier but aside from that, i think she's really cool and VERY me-core! Same goes for spaceboy, i'm a huge sucker for bright colors and space-themed characters. Not to mention recyclepath is a really unique character, i've never seen a character based ENTIRELY on recycling before! Plus his coat and glasses remind me a LOT of oliver tree and i mean....hey, i like songs like alien boy and life goes on lmao

Ngl while i DID get the endings spoiled for me, there was still a lot of stuff that was a HUGE surprise for me! Like BRO I HAD NO IDEA KEL AND HERO HAD A BABY SISTER!!!! I mean....i DO vaguely remember someone mention sally in a youtube comment section but i had no idea what they were talking about and i was kinda just confused (iirc i may have even thought that kel and hero having a sister was just a weird dream i had) but i mean hey....as the youngest sister of 3 siblings who was born when my mom was in her 40's myself, i appreciate the representation! /hj

I actually first got into omori because a good friend of mine was into it, it started when he changed his pfp on discord to basil and we had a really short conversation about the game afterwards. A while later i saw an omori edit in my youtube rec and i thought "oh yay it's that game my friend likes! Let's watch it!" And the rest, as they say, is history! Dunno why the fuck it took me a whole ass year to finish the damn playthrough though

Speaking of which, i DEFINITELY wish that manly showed the hikkikomori route bosses in his playthrough. Seeing thoses cutscenes of the slime girls creating roboheart, mutantheart and perfectheart REALLY got me pumped to see the boss fights! Oh well....

All in all, omori is a SPECTACULAR game and i'm glad i decided to check it out! 9/10!

[nalukahvi]

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[headspace-hotel]

I can't even describe to y'all how much the side of tumblr that's proud of like, not caring what "tropes" are, and thinking fan-fiction is of no value, is just a pile of pseudo-intellectual bullshit.

It's all based on assuming the intellectual high ground over Cringe Stupid People~ who only read repetitive fanfiction. Meanwhile i consume fuck all of "Media" aside from...spending Literally hours a day reading literary journals, academic publications, and ancient and medieval texts. I don't read fanfiction. I don't watch TV, as in "have never logged onto a netflix account in my life." I've read more of egyptian papyri, or ancient Greek poetry, or the fucking Annals of Tacitus in the last year than fanfiction.

Like do you want to start on the ✨intellectual high ground?✨ Do you really want to play "Who's read the most dead people?" Some of us are super mega goblin brain autistic and also devoting an education and career to this shit, hi.

Guess what, I don't give a flying fuck if someone wants to read 20 coffee shop AU's in a row of their favorite characters. It's not the collapse of the intellectual world. Everyone should do what makes them happy and read what makes them happy, we don't get long on this earth.

Fanfiction isn't inherently worse than any other kind of writing, it makes no sense to say so, and nothing you do is going to stop people from reading the stories they like. If you look at folklore studies, you'll see a lot of similar constructs to the ones we have to describe fanfiction. And tropes? Tropes have existed for a hell of a lot longer than "genre" has, they actually substantially describe stories, and the majority of "Real Book" readers consume the same tropes over and over in reading thrillers and romance with the same formulas.

"Ao3 tropes" are being used by bookstores, discussed in classrooms, and they will be used to understand how people in this time told stories, and acting like that's the death of art is bizarre. This stuff is fascinating and it's cool.

Also. People's reading choices absolutely weren't more erudite (or less horny) in The Past.

Do you think the "novels" people in the 18th century freaked out over were intellectual masterpieces? Do you think Greeks in ancient Athens somehow had some greater ability to discuss Literary Narrative Techniques than people now do? Do you think any rando common person on the street watching Shakespeare perform would have a super smart and educated take on the Themes Present Within The Text?

Maybe teens on tiktok failed 10th grade english class or whatever, but storytelling is a living creature millennia old, breathing in the lungs of people across centuries that, for the most part, couldn't even read. Telling stories and being told stories is human nature and that's just the coolest shit to me

[sugars-fluffy-escapes]

Lee + Ler!Harry Osborn Headcanons Pt. 2

TASM!Harry x reader (ft. Peter and Gwen again because yes)

Strictly SFW; flustering af (no seriously)

Note: For the sake of these hcs let's just pretend he didn't become the Goblin because he was successfully cured and he's still friends with Peter and the clock tower tragedy never happened T-T

MEGA SHOUT OUT to @chailattef for collabing with me again on these headcanons! I could not have done this without him 🥺💜 He's incredible and talented and again I state he's multiplied my love for Harry Osborn times a million!!! /gen /pos

ALSO YES COMBINED LEE AND LER HCs LET'S GOOOO (switch hours up in here LMFAO)

Headcanons under the cut 💚

OMFG- Harry whistling the jeopardy theme song after telling you to pick the ticklish spot he attacks next and if you don't decide by the time he's done whistling he's picking for you- (HELP- /hj /lh)

If you decide to be a smartass and answer "nowhere" ahaaaaa... you are done for. Sorry. Done for

"Oh... God- I'm sorry, that's just not the answer we were lookin' for~"

Just for that answer, you gave, Harry's gonna tickle two weak spots at once

"Better one, or better two~?"

"FUHUHUCK YOUHOUHOUHOUUU!"

"Annnd now you're really in trouble."

"Welcome back to the BONUS ROUND" is 100 percent what he says when he acts like he's done tickling you and then just starts tickling you again the moment you believe him about him being done- (HELP AGSJJDDJJDDJ)

If y'all happen to be the only two on the elevator, and you end up getting stuck between floors??? Uh oh. UH OH

"Damn! Well, looks like we're stuck, Y/N. Whatever shall we do?"

"Harry. D-Don't you dare!"

Once he's done tickling you to pieces (and being the cutest ler ever OMFG) the elevator starts working, but only after you've recovered from giggling so hard and have had time to compose yourself (HMMM)

Of course Harry stopped the damn elevator. (No seriously though, Harry's such a sweetheart 🥺And he doesn't want you to feel embarrassed when you step out of the elevator) He's Oscorp's CEO and the building's his playground tbh

"Oh! Would you look at that! Guess they fixed they elevator. Seems to be moving again~"

"HARRY!"

It's bad good enough riding the elevator with Harry when it's just you two, but when there are other people in the elevator??? Harry's gonna poke at your sides and get the cutest lil smirk of mischief on his face

Guess what tho? Since his sides are a major weak spot, just poke his sides and watch as he YELPS and blushes beet red (flustered honeybun 🥰) and he's all frazzled and trying to convince the other people in the elevator that he's perfectly fine.

"Mr. Osborn! Are you alright?"

"F-Fine. I'm fine. Thank you."

All of that ler energy he had a split second before? Gone. Playfully tease him about it. Like- lean close and whisper:

"Don't dish out what you can't take, Mr. Osborn."

*cue Harry blushing even HARDER and having to turn his head to hide how red he's gotten*

Harry thinks he's subtle about his lee moods, but even the most subtle actions give him away (especially if he seeks out Peter to indulge him). He'll just bother Peter in the most inconspicuous way he can, but of course Peter knows. And since Peter Parker's a smartass little shit (whom I love and adore with every fiber of my being 🥰 /gen /pos) he'll act like he doesn't know what Harry's inquiring

Then when Harry pisses him off enough, Peter absolutely wrecks his shit (cute)

After Harry's turned you into a complete giggly mess (where you're laughing too hard to talk) he's just looking at you with the CUTEST smile. As if the tickling wasn't bad enough, he's gotta go and be adorable the entire time and somehow gets CUTER when he's looking at you after

"Youhou proud ohohof youhoursehehelf, jeheherk?"

"I am. Yehes."

*cue you really wanting to tell him that you're proud of him too, but if you say that then A. He'll tickle you more (not that you mind) but also B. He'll know you like the tickling and that you want him to tickle you (if this honeybun doesn't already know by that point)*

The first time you admitted that you liked it, Harry was so confused about why it embarrassed you

"M-Most people d-don't enjoy it, Harry..."

"What? What do you mean most people don't..."

"D-Do you...?"

*cue Harry getting blushy and flustered and then the both of you are just there feeling all shy and flustered*

The two of you quickly get past the initial embarrassment you feel, especially with Peter's encouragement because Peter is so complete unashamed of being a tickle monster and also liking when the tables are turned on him

You have a habit of wiggling your fingers at Harry every time he's giving a presentation during a meeting (you always sit at the back of the room so no one else can see you do it but him) and he gets so RED IN THE FACE and starts tripping over his words-

"Uh- and as you can see, our business revenue- that is t-to say, the revenue, from uh… our business- Oscorp... it will rise by something... uh, rise by 40%..."

*cue you biting your lip to suppress your giggles because Harry is so effing cute and you can't handle it*

He's gonna get you back real bad. The next time you have to present something, he's gonna take his revenge, and instead of wiggling his fingers he's gonna just scribble something on his clipboard and when he holds it up it says something like:

"As soon as this meeting's out, you're getting tickled"

AGSJSHSHDHD- AND NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE IT CAUSE THE SMUG JERK SAT IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM LIKE YOU DID

The little shit put the message it in his usual rich person handwriting and your breath absolutely HITCHES in your throat and you start coughing

"So... uh... *MHM* w-what... what was I saying? OH- R-Right..."

*cue your eyes glancing to meet Harry's every few seconds out of sheer nervousness and just seeing him smirk as he takes notes*

This is how he looks at you when he's talking during the meeting and says something that is blatantly a tease directed at you but nobody else knows that-

You always end up being the last person to leave the room despite your attempts to slip away because guess what? The fucking door is on the other end of the room. And Harry will always be waiting there, leaning on the doorframe with a shit-eating grin on his face.

Except... he doesn't tickle you then. Nope. He'll gently push himself off the doorframe with his shoulder and just bite his lip and grin before walking away to go do whatever else he needs to do

As discussed in the ler!headcanons post, Harry Osborn, LOVES building up anticipation. It will be after hours in the Oscorp building when you're preparing to either head home, or continue working, and you've spent all day on edge because you know Harry could drag you away and get his revenge at any. moment. so you feel this false sense of relief at the end of the day

That is until... you hear Harry's voice right behind you and your heart leaps up to your throat and a squeak leaves your lips

"You have thirty seconds to run, Y/N. Time starts now~ Tick tock~"

You're doomed after that. Good luck. Harry's gonna tickle you to tears and smile adorably the entire time

Harry's scarf is 100 percent an attempt to evade any neck tickles (like Peter, the neck, more specifically the back of his neck, is a DEATH SPOT) and it doesn't. work. at. all.

Any time he pulls the damn scarf down and Peter is nearby, he's gonna get attacked with neck raspberries. He'll be half squealing and half laughing (which is just really loud high pitched giggles) while Peter is cackling at the extreme reaction

If you bear witness to this, you'll just about be on the floor from how funny and cute the entire situation is. Harry will get all sheepish and fix his scarf and he can't look at either one of you. Both you and Peter are smirking like absolute idiots and then you start laughing again

Harry's gonna try to make you nervous and send you spiraling into a lee mood

"Something funny, Y/N?"

"Just giggling about how adorable you are~"

*cue Harry getting even more flustered and super duper blushy because he was trying to get you back but instead got body slammed into another fuckin lee mood*

Consider- Harry discussing some new Oscorp tech and what the testing would look like and somehow finding a way to use you as the example and work as much tickling as possible into it and you have to stay composed the entire time. He deadass says this out loud in front of everyone in the room before he starts

"I hope you're not ticklish."

Like you know those metal pointers used for the whiteboards? He'll run one over your arms or neck and poke at your sides and ribs and belly and back while you just have to NOT. MOVE. because omfg the board members are there

Harry will look at you out of the corner of his eye when he's doing do and you have to bite your lip and do everything in your power to suppress your squeaks

This adorable little shit is gonna run a finger up your spine while explaining the tech's anatomy and how it would work with the body-

You're in major trouble if you've got ticklish ears. Harry will find a way to use that against you in a presentation too

He's gonna lean over your shoulder from behind and point at something on the whiteboard to explain it to you while lightly brushing his hand down your arm which he KNOWS is tickling you

"Quiz time. How much of what I was just explaining were you actually paying attention to, Y/N?"

*cue you getting flustered and sputtering and stammering because this jerk was the one distracting you on purpose*

Are you 5'7 or shorter? Because ler mood!Harry's gonna step reeeeeaaaalllly close and glance down at you. Not even lean- glance! Prepare for lots of butterflies

Are you taller than Harry? Because ler mood!Harry's still gonna get you. Even when he's glancing UP, it's butterfly inducing

Peter will get him back by doing the same thing to him AHSJAHSJSJ

You'll jump up and bonk both Peter and Harry on the head before booking it down the hallway as they chase after you.

Gwen will be minding her business then all of a sudden you're hiding behind her and as soon as Peter and Harry walk in the room, you're declaring

"YOUR HEIGHT IS NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY GWEN STACY"

Peter will then 100 percent dramatically throw the back of his hand against his forehead like he's been defeated

"MY ONLY WEAKNESS! HOW COULD YOU"

"YOU'VE BEEN BESTED, PETER BENJAMIN PARKER! MWAHAHAHAAAA!"

"NOOOOOOO"

*cue Harry ducking behind Gwen and capturing you because the whole dramatic Peter act was a distraction so he could sneak around the mighty Gwen Stacy and get to you*

In some cases, Gwen and Harry will pretend to battle before they decide they've reached a truce and Harry will just sling you over his shoulder after Gwen steps aside

Poor Harry just gets completely taken out by any and all tickling. (such a cutie pie) light tickles, rough tickles, but light tickles are the absolute WORST on him

Harry gets insecure about his smile and his laugh so please be reassuring and tell him how adorable his smile and laugh are. Encourage this cinnamon roll because it makes him really happy

"Cohome on~ I wanna see that cute smile~!"

"Harry Osborn, your laugh is pure sugar and I want to hear it every damn day"

Wiggle your fingers near his neck and watch as he gets super giggly and his shoulders scrunch up and he hides his face in his hands

Harry is trying to sit there and let it happen but it makes it tickle worse so he has to distract himself. His go to is tapping his fingers on the table to stay composed

Harry's gonna make a mental note of every instance of you teasing him throughout the day so as he's wrecking you he can list off ALL of them as reasons why you deserve to have the daylights tickled outta you (🤭 HELP /hj 🏃🏽‍♀️)

LIKE AS HE'S WRECKING YOU HE'S LISTING THEM OFF LIKE BULLETPOINTS LIKE HE'S GIVING A PRESENTATION

"Let's start with this morning, shall we? Hey- Quit squirming and pay attention."

Harry Osborn is a PETTY ler. PETTY. P.E.T.T.Y. He will find any, and EVERY reason to tickle you senseless

"Remember yesterday when you put me in a lee mood right before a presentation? This is payback for that."

"IhIhIhI wahahahahahas lihihiteheherally juhuhuhust LOOHOOHOOKIHIHIHING ahahat youhouhouhou!!!"

"With those 'I'm gonna tickle you' eyes? I don't believe you~"

When you turn the tables on him, he becomes giggly, nervous, blushy, and shy in seconds. SECONDS.

"Where's all that intimidating energy from two minutes ago, Harry~?"

"Shuhuhuhut uhuhuhuuup!"

"Just for that, I'm getting your neck."

"Nohohoo! Y/NNN! PLEHEHEASEHEHEHE!"

Cutesy tease him. Harry loves cutesy talking whoever he's wrecking, but he also loves when someone spins that tease back on him. It gives him butterflies and just makes him all giggly and giddy and it's really, REALLY cute

You two are in an endless cycle of who can get each other back the worst with tickles. Never. Ending

A good amount of tickle fights between you two have ended with both of you just knocked on the couch and sprawled across each other. Cute naps.

Gwen's usually the first one to find you two just snoozing peacefully with smiles stuck on your faces. She'll bring you some caffeinated drinks and gently shake you two awake (and sometimes she'll poke your weak spots a couple times so the both of you just shoot up to sitting and your eyes open instantly lmfao)

Harry just feels so safe with you and you feel safe with him so the two of you are just so comfy falling asleep on top of each other when you're tired. Harry giggles in his sleep. Especially if your head is on his shoulder near his neck. He feels this safe with Peter too and Peter's more than happy to let Harry just lean on him and sleep. It's cute

Peter has tickled Harry awake multiple times. Sometimes you too, but most of the time, Harry's sudden laughter is enough to wake you up

Harry gets wrecked by Peter so much. Deadass. Like Harry does with you, Peter will find any excuse in the book. Most of the time, it's simply Harry is genuinely, literally, asking for it (their friendship is so cute and we got robbed in TASM 2)

You, Peter, Harry, and Gwen have movie nights a LOT. And there's always this game of "whoever reacts the most to a tickle scene popping up gets wrecked with tickles." Gwen's the champion. Harry has 100% lost (but then again, is it really losing?) the most amount of times

Gwen is so entertained by how flustered the three of you get when a scene comes on. She's the average level of ticklish but she is a ler through and through. And she is so not phased by everything that flustered you three

She's gonna throw you three under the bus against each other and it's hilarious.

"Peter, you’re running your hands through your hair. Did something catch you off guard?"

"Wh-What!? N-No... I uh... Nope. Not at all."

*cue Peter getting wrecked by you, Harry, and Gwen*

If YOU happen to throw Harry under the bus, after he's recovered from the three of you ganging up on him, you'll end up being chased up from your spot. Then the movie's just continuing on and Peter and Gwen are watching it while Harry's tickling you behind the couch

Gwen just turns the volume up on the tv so she and Peter can hear the movie better and Peter's just snickering at Harry destroying you

"Pay attention to the movie, Peter!"

"GWEHEHEHENNN! PEHEHEHETERRRR! HEHEHEHELP MEHEHEEEAHAHAHAA!"

"This is what you get, Y/N~!"

Harry is the type of ler drag his fingers in close proximity to your worst spot, and then when you think he’s gonna do it, he just moves away again. He repeats that until you’ve let your guard down, and only THEN does he actually do it, and then you're screeching with laughter

He uses surprise to his advantage ALL THE TIME- Harry will make you brace for tickles at a certain spot and then catch you completely off guard with a raspberry in an entirely different spot. Evil

When he's chasing you, he'll either be RIGHT behind you, or he'll casually stroll toward you. I'm talking, as you're scurrying down the steps, Harry's casually sliding down the railing because he KNOWS you're not getting away (omfg AHSJSHSJDJF)

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WHEWWWW! AHSJSHSHSHSHS THESE WERE SO FLUSTERING TO WRITE- @chailattef and I were just in this cycle ⬇️

LMAOOO 😭💀 I had so much fun putting all these headcanons we brainstormed together for this post and I hope y'all enjoyed them!!! /pos /gen /lh 💚💜💖

[autumn-writes]

Can I request a MtF S/O coming out to Chihiro, Mikan, Ibuki, Chiaki, and Gonta? (separately)

hello! thank you for being patient with me < 3! here you go mod chihiro!! i hope you'll enjoy this :>! this is also my first time writing something mtf so if i got anything wrong i'm so sorry :(!

MtF S/O coming out to Chihiro, Mikan, Ibuki, Chiaki and Gonta

chihiro fujisaki — the ultimate programmer

very nervous when you tell him that you two have to talk. his mind immediately goss to negative thoughts and he starts to worry :(

are u okay?? are u mad at him? are u about to leave him?!

he is so nervous up to the time that you two start to talk

he was ready to start bawling and asking you why you want to leave him but then—

"chihiro, i'm a transgender woman" "y/n why do want to lea— wait, what was that?"

you repeat once more that you are mtf and he visibly relaxes

"ah, i was so worried i did something wrong!! i'm so proud of how strong you are to come out :)!"

he's very supportive and not at all judgemental. he's quite curious about being mtf though. what is it like to hav transitioned from a male to a female? you don't get bullied whenever people find out, right? you better not be getting bullied cause chihiro isn't the strongest but he's friends with a biker gange leader and the school's ultimate moral compass :) (yes they are besties you cannot change my mind)

Chihiro's love for you doesn't waver at all!! In fact, he ends up loving you even more :)!!

mikan tsumiki — the ultimate nurse

just like chihiro, she's very nervous from the day you tell her you two need to talk till the day you two actually talk

she's fidgeting so much when you two are about to talk, she's ready to start begging for forgiveness for whatever she may have done wrong

"y-y/n i-i'm so sorry for whatever i di-did wrong!! i pr-promise i d-didn't—" "mikan, sweetie, relax. i just... finally found the courage to tell you that i'm trans ^-^"

she stops apologizing as soon as you tell her to relax and her face visibly lights up as soon as you tell her the news. you... you trust her enough to tell her something so important?? she's over the moon!!

she's bisexual but she has a preference for females not saying she wouldn't love you as a guy no no that's not it!! she's just happy that you had the strength to transition from male to female :>

baby is also very, very, VERY supportive of you! she's sure to show you that no matter what, even if you may have been a male at the start, that doesn't mean her love for you is going away < 3

ibuki mioda — the ultimate musician

was very willing and excited to talk when you mentioned you had something important to say

unlike the first two, ibuki can sorta read people very well! she can tell what type of person they are and knows when a situation is gloomy enough to need uplifting or jokes, or when a situation is sappy, so she could tell that when you told her you needed to talk, it wasn't going to be anything devastating

"hey hey hey sugar to my plum!!" she would greet you have excitedly as always, giving you a big hug and a a few kisses as part of her greeting. she could tell you were nervous from the moment she saw you fidgeting so she had to relieve some of the tension!

"sooooo what was this super duper ultra mega important thing you needed to tell me??" she asks and waits patiently for you to start talking. she listens intently and lets her jaw drop open when you confess to being trans and ask if she still accepts you despite this

girl literally scoops you up and starts swinging you from side to side in the air

"awww c'mere you little cutie!! of course i still accept you :)! banana or not, balloons or flat, i still love you just as much!!"

very very supportive, she's happy that you came out to her cause she knows that telling people information such as that takes a lot of courage and she's proud of you for it < 3

gonta gokuhara — the ultimate entomologist

immediately agrees to talk to you cause he's a gentleman and he can't say no to you :)

"gentleman listen to y/n talk! listening to loved one talk is proof of gentleman love :)"

so the day you tell him the news arrives and gonta and you are just sitting in the living room while he's trying to show you a butterfly that he placed in a container earlier this morning

you clear your throat and quickly grab his hands, you know that gonta most likely wouldn't reject you for being trans but there's still that underlying worry (that is utterly useless cause this is gonta we're talking abt bby boi wouldn't even dream of hurting you)

"so gonta uh... i was once a guy :)" "y/n... was guy...? but s/o is girl? gonta is confused, sorry!"

you'll have to spend a few minutes explaining to gonta what being mtf is and have to tell him how becoming a girl when you were a guy was possible

once he understands he's like ":0 gonta still love y/n! being boy before is okay, what important is y/n and gonta love each other :)"

please this boy accepts and love you so much he's so quick to protect you whenever someone makes fun of you for being trans and he's ready to show a more scary side to him

no one is going to mess with you, and that's because you got a wonderful gentleman who loves and accepts you to death :3

chiaki nanami — the ultimate gamer

is very calm when you tell her you two have to talk about something and immediately accepts

she has a feeling that this conversation you two will have will be something rather important so she tries not to distract herself with a game when you two speak

intently listens to you speak when you say that you're transgender and asks some questions to clear up her questions in mind

once that's over with, she expresses her acceptance as love by giving you a tight but loving hug and a kiss to the cheek

"i... hope you know that no matter what you are, i'd still love and care for you dearly. i love everything about you, y/n"

offers to play a game with you after your confession and even lets you win! (though you pout when you know she's purposefully trying to lose, it warms your heart to know that she's making you happy)

very supportive girlfriend! 10/10 would love < 3

ah I can't believe i'm almost done with requests!! i'll have a big announcement once i'm done with all of them so do watch out for that < 3!

please do take care of yourselves lovelies! autumn loves y'all very much!! stay safe and healthy my beloved maple leaves :)!

[shadysanity]

Alright, so I like the idea of JUST sableye in the group with the LU boys since it's really all that's needed but consider this. What if Hylia was like you guys need to be more responsible and sends them all a pokemon to watch over. Sadly it didn't help.

I chose all but two of these based on them not being able to evolve. We don't want the pokemon showing up the boys. If allowing evolution then I guess Hylia decided they needed more help. Digimon could be used instead of pokemon but I like the idea of a goddess just dumping some small monsters into their lives and they have no clue what they are or if they're dangerous. I still like the idea of just sableye though. Sableye on a table while the camp is on fire and they're holding Legend's fire rod that they stole and is screeching like the gremlin they are. But I was bored and threw this together. I did all the LU Links with male pronouns as JoJo has not stated anything otherwise. I also feel each individual has their own headcanon for them so I leave you all to replace in your mind as you desire.

Sky:

• Slakoth cause naps are awesome. Plus Sky with basically a baby sloth so yea.

• Rufflet is a precious little thing. They will peck anyone who tries to wake Sky up.

• Fletchling. More birbs for Sky. More disgruntled pecking.

• Sobble because they don't even need the chemicals from their tears to make Sky cry too.

• Rookidee IF allowing evolution because Sky on the back of a Corviknight would be cool beyond words.

Four:

• Sableye cause they remind me a bit of Shadow. They're a gremlin and Four just needs some gremlin to unwind and stop being so serious.

• Gulpin cause they're a squishy ball and I'd laugh if they tried to eat Four's shield.

• Joltik. Sure laugh at their size but you'll regret it. Can also be a mount for Four when minish sized.

• Honedge. Four grabs them by accident. "If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely." They fail to take Four's life energy and instead they now have a mental link with him/them.

Time:

• Hoothoot but that's awfully cliche

• Spinarak or Dewspider for the lols

• Rowlet cause grass = forest + owl. I need to be more creative.

• Ditto could be a possibility as a play off of his transformation masks

• Duskull due to that skull on their face reminding me of a mask and the ghost hunter in OoT.

Twilight:

• Litten because Twilight and kittens.

• Rockruff. A pup for the pup.

• Salandit cause they creep everyone out besides Twilight. Twilight loves the little thing. Super nice to him but gives others creepy looks when Twilight's back is turned. Acts innocent even though they set Legend's bedroll on fire.

• Sobble because Twilight is such a mother cucco.

• Wooloo or gogoat. He loves them the moment he sets eyes on them.

Wind:

• Wingull but that's pretty dang cliche

• Buizel because high energy and can swim

• Oshawott seems like a good fit personality wise

• Totodile because they're silly

Legend:

• Scorbunny because firerod = fire pokemon but the bunny part is really overdone and cliche

• Wingull cause Marin but super mega ultra cliche

• Magikarp for the lols. Everyone's pokemon is great and his is...-They tease him something awful. But one day they'll see, they'll all see!! They'll be a beast. The only one allowed to evolve in the group. Legend will have to stop Wild from cooking them.

• Delibird that has a hording problem but likes to give him gifts to cheer him up.

• Pachirisu...they laughed. They said they were adorable. They didnt know. They had no idea that pachirisu was secretly evil. They have such a vengeful streak. Legend had no idea he would be so proud of a squirrel but the utter chaos they caused to Warriors made him smile and he just can't seem to stop.

• Jigglypuff is full of salt and Legend can relate.

Hyrule:

• Paras. Hear me out ok? Paras is helping Hyrule gather ingredients for food but they both have zero idea what's good. Little paras offering Hyrule a mushroom or flower with their two claws holding it up and just gah!

• Scraggy cause they're clumsy and it would be adorable next to Hyrule.

• Fennekin cause they grow up as a witch like pokemon? Yea I got nothing.

• Flabebe likes to relax in Hyrule's hair.

• Comfey cause they either hang their self around Hyrule's neck when feeling lazy or sits in his hair when scared?

Warriors:

• Galarian meowth because y'all are uncultured swine

• Growlithe cause firerod = growlithe and just loyalty in general

• Eevee cause they have so many evolutions and that reminds me of all the worlds Warriors was exposed to. I dunno. Maybe a smug little eevee.

• Purrloin cause she's a diva. She would be his precious princess. Zelda who? (I know Zelda is a queen but it's still funny to me).

Wild:

• Kantonian farfetch'd cause Wild would totally use a leek as a weapon and farfetch'd has a leak so clearly they're a creative weapon user.

• Munchlax cause they would just love eating Wild's meals. Wild would find himself missing food from his slate each morning. Wait are those apple cores next to him? Maybe he sleep eats. The others won't tell him what's actually happening because it's too funny.

• Totodile for chaotic energy

• Pichu because I love pichu and why not

• Spheal as they could join him when he shield surfs

• Grookey for the chaotic monkey energy

• Impidimp is a gremlin and has SO much chaotic energy.