#Medical File

[hazbin-hospital]

Patient #02: Alastor

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🩺 Patient File

Full Name: Alastor (no last name provided)

Species: Sinner Demon (Deer)

Current Residence: Hazbin Hotel

Occupation: Overlord, Radio Host, Hotelier

Gestation Status: Newly Confirmed Pregnancy

Assigned OB/GYN: Dr. Lola Wombwell

📝 Medical Overview

🔹 Pregnancy Status:

Confirmed Single Fetus (Unless he’s hiding something, which, let’s be real, is possible.)

Gestation Timeline: Early Stage, Estimated First Trimester

Fetal Development: Strong but exhibiting odd magical fluctuations (possibly absorbing demonic energy? Further study required.)

🔹 Symptoms & Complications:

✅ Excessive Energy: Somehow more hyperactive than usual (How?!)

✅ Eerie Calmness: Does not seem phased by the pregnancy (which is terrifying)

✅ Cravings for the Bizarre: Recently ate an entire microphone for “nutritional enrichment”

✅ Unusual Vocal Phenomena: Occasionally speaks in two voices at once—believed to be the baby testing out their vocal cords

✅ Emotional Unpredictability: One second he's delighted, the next he's radio-static giggling for no reason

🚨 High-Risk Factors:

⚠ Unstable Magical Presence: Pregnancy may be amplifying his already chaotic energy.

⚠ Unorthodox Pregnancy Symptoms: The baby appears to be influencing his powers, causing random audio distortions and shadow anomalies.

⚠ Unclear Intentions: Is he actually taking this seriously? Or just riding the chaos for fun?

Doctor’s Notes (Dr. Lola Wombwell)

🎙 Initial Consultation:

Patient immediately walked into the exam room humming a lullaby (concerning).

When told he was pregnant, he LAUGHED for a full minute straight before responding with:

Seems genuinely excited but unclear whether he actually understands the gravity of the situation.

🌸 Emotional Progress:

Alastor has zero denial.

Refuses to acknowledge any discomfort (even when he got dizzy from hunger and I had to force-feed him a protein shake.)

Talks to his baby constantly—often in different radio frequencies.

Terrifyingly calm about the entire thing.

💉 Delivery Plan:

Unknown at this time—patient is being frustratingly cryptic about how he intends to “handle” the birth.

Lola is already preparing for something weird. She just doesn’t know how weird yet.

📌 Final Notes:

Alastor is difficult because of his excessive enthusiasm and unpredictability.

Is he actually excited?

Does he understand what this means?

Or is he just amused by the idea of chaos growing inside him?

I have so many questions. But for now, I’ll just keep monitoring him and make sure he doesn’t eat any more microphones.

(…I am not ready for this one.) 😵‍💫

[thebibliosphere]

Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.

As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.

[fortjester]

screenshot of a poll by @kobolde from may of 2023 that i took for tlt meme purposes and left to rot in the depths of my files for over a year lol

[windwenn]

The transgenderification beam is back baby

[miabuysvideotapes]

Sketches of the mercs in a 1950s cartoon art style

[zarla-s]

I never posted this old space-themed TF2 comic here before did I? enjoy heavy and medic bickering... IN SPACE!!! This was before Meet the Medic so no one really knew what Medic would be like, he’s too grumpy here! But how could I have known, haha.

I wanted to have the other three in here as well but I thought it’d make the last panel too busy. If you’re curious, Soldier and Demo would have crashed their rocket into a planet and would be pressing Engie to fix it, hehe.

[patreon]

[novafire-is-thinking]

How To [Actually] Write a Combat Medic

…according to combat medics and those who know them - Part 1/?

* * *

I’ve learned that the best way to get inspiration for characters in certain careers is to find firsthand accounts from people within those careers.

So, in researching for Pharma and Flatline, I found some combat medic skits on YouTube, and I am LOSING MY MIND at some of these comments:

Of course, not all medics are like this, and these commenters only represent a small part of the combat medic population…but I’m rolling with it because, at least in Pharma’s case, one of my goals has always been to keep a little bit of the Unhinged around.

It’s nice to know I can back that writing choice with reality. lol

[hoodoptish]

some strange doodles ok

[loumandaniel]

rewatching the first 10 minutes of s1ep1 since the end of s2 and i'd forgotten that in the first five minutes they hint HARD that the end-goal for daniel was being turned. that's absolutely what he meant with "worthy of my story now". louis would let him hear his cautionary tale, they'd tell him they let him live out a full human life, and then turn him. it's absolutely how louis sold letting the interview happen to armand. louis just always had another card up his sleeve.

louis knew something was wrong with his life and he hid his fears behind the one person he knew armand could be distracted by.

[too-many-rooks]

Jack Lowden as 'Vaughn' in Calibre (2018)

[gophergal]

Emesis Perfect Blue

Saw @louthewizard 's post requesting this crossover. Had to throw my hat in the ring since I love both of these movies

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

the funniest part of the "scully, you're not going to believe this" meme is that scully HAD figured out exactly what mulder was about to tell her. i feel that this part of the punchline is critical!

[rottoons]

sniper why do u get 4 girlfriends???????

this is an official image btw i know what u r

[is-on-its-way]

Scully wouldnt be a surgeon after season 8 or whenever you think the show ended. Firstly logically that would take too long to swap into that career shed need to train and everything and I just think surgery would get excruciatingly boring for her. The same thing every day day in day out…

but I can believe she would jump right back into practice internal medicine. That would not be boring, she could speak to people figure out whats wrong with them like new puzzles every day. she would, of course, be drawn to and infamous for finding the most bizarre and off putting cases. Things other doctors throw their hands up at. The people doctors dont have time for so they say youll he fine and send them off with a prescription for aleive and valium. So much so when a weird one comes in the nurses or ER drs automatically page her. If its not weird its not interesting she would be bored OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND with normal peoples problems. gastritis and angina and such. It would make her a dream doctor by the way, all the people, all the women, who get told theyre just anxious and theres nothing wrong with them… and their pain doesnt matter or is inside their head… she would listen, she would hear them, and you better believe she would search for the truth.

[spnscripthunt-inactive]

We're doing our last fundraiser for RIP Medical Debt and our goal is to raise $5,000 so we can erase $500,000 in medical debt here in the USA.

Just one $10 raffle entry erases $1,000 in medical debt with no tax burden to the recipient.

If you want the John Oliver segment to explain how this works:

All the details, including direct donation links to RIP and the link to submit your receipt to enter the raffle:

Raffle closes on November 5, 2023 at 11:59pm (EST)

Update 11/02/2023 @ 6:14 PM (Eastern): "$7,179.50 of $5,000 goal"

We added a separate tier of X-Files scripts and added a question on the Google form so we can pull those entries out for a separate drawing:

2X05 Duane Barry (Blue)

2X25 Anasazi (White-Full)

4X05 The Field Where I Died (White; Blue-Pages only)

4X14 Leonard Betts (Salmon-Pgs; 2nd Blue-Pages only)

5ABX19 Folie a Deux (Blue-Full)

🚨FOUR MORE RAFFLE PRIZES ADDED🚨

Supernatural: the complete blu-ray box set, donated by HanmeiCui (Twitter)

12.19 "The Future" (pink draft) signed by Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins donated by Kreespa (YouTube)

Curse Box (7.5") made by @thegreencooler

There'll Be Peace When You Are Done essay collection donated by @fangasmspn and signed by J2M, Gil McKinney, and Meg Donnelly.

Necklace made by @thegreencooler "Hey, Lunatic" - Amethyst flakes like a shattered bunker wall with a steel Men of Letters pendant. Adjustable: 17.5 - 22 inches.

[junglejim4322]

I love how outdated and strangely phrased some of the shit in my medical records is lol. Condition: one single panic attack. It’s incurable