#MedicBots Beep Boop

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ OK VHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS HACKED MY SPEAKERS VHILE I VAS DOING SURGERY TO #005–H AND PUT ZHE "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR" SOUND FILE ON FULL VOLUME. ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ I... I... Oh Gott– I Vish...— I-I MEAN!!! DO NOT SPREAD RUMORS LIKE ZHAT DUMMKOPF!!! SCHWEINEHUND!!! GRAY MANN VOULD KILL US IF HE FOUND OU- I MEAN– IF HE SAW ZHIS!!!]

WHO TAUGHT THE ROBOTS HOW TO BE GAY

( based on @gophergal 's robot sfm :D)

Stuff I learnt:

HEAVYBOT'S HEAD DOESN'T GO ALONG WITH THE LIGHTNING

THE MORE LIGHTS THE BETTER!!!!

I'm so dang obssesed with 2fort

I'm sososososo obssesed with robots...

I LOVE ROBOTS

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

#007-M: [ I DO NOT VANT ZHEM CARNALLY OR DIGITALLY OR TECHNOLOGICALLY OR ANYZHING-LY!!! NEIZHER OF ZHEM!!! ] -he says as he points at himself infront of the mirror-

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

#007–M: [Hello. I Am One Of Gray Mann's Creations, #007—M, Also Known As MedicBot. And Zhis Is My... Companion, #005–H, Also Known As HeavyBot. Ve Have Acquired A Soul By Reliable Excavation Demolition (R.E.D) Team's Medic. Now, Instead Of Trying To Question Our Lives And Purpose As A Now Sentient Being, Ve Prefer To Answer Your Questions. Let's See Vhat You'Ve Got For Me...]

#005–H: [. . . Hi.]

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{HELLO!!! It's @another-delta-lover ... Like, for the 6th time😭. I made this blog bc I'm so fucking hyperfixated on this(ese) dude(s) (I love all the robots so much ISTGGG). Anyway. Another blog to stress about hell yeah}

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[TAGS BC HELL YEAH:]

[/srs]

#007–M Asks— #MedicBot reads you

#005–H Asks— #HeavyBot reads you

Both Asks— #HeavyMedicBot reads you

ANYONE THAT'S NOT THEM asks— #TeamBot reads you

#007–M Talking— #MedicBots Beep Boop

#005–H Talking— #HeavyBots Beep Boop

Both Talking— #HeavyMedicBots Beep Boop

ANYONE THAT'S NOT THEM talking— #TeamBots beep boop

[MOD]

Asks— #Delta's god and you're praying

Talking— #Hey Vsauce! Delta here

Important— #Deltas talkin pay attention

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[RULES:]

Ask whatever u want, no rules on that! Just be respectful please.

This blog is a HeavyMedic centered thingy, please don't force me into any other ship☹️

Proshippers, Zionists, Pedos, Racists DNI!!!

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ OH GOTT NO #005–H ASKED ME IF HE COULD JOIN ME IN ANSWERING QUESTIONS. OHGOTT OH GOTT I CAN'T SAY NO TO HIM. . . HE'S TOO SWEET. . . I CAN'T SAY NO TO HIS EYES. . . AAAAAHH-AH-AHHH-AHH— ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ Zhey Are Doing Alright. . . A Little Bit Too Alright, Zhough— Vhy Can't I Open My Mouth Without Heavy Getting Mentioned... Do I Really Talk Zhat Much About Him...?— Ach Vho Am I Kidding, Of Course I Do. ]

[ Beep Boop ]

— @the-real-tf2-medicbot

Ah! How are those souls going? though I guess it's only natural for you to want heavy but still

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ SSBOZWVkIEhpbSBUZWNobm9sb2dpY2FsbHkgQW5kIERpZ2l0YWxseSBEZWFyIEdvZC4gSSBOZWVkIEhpbSBUbyBDbGFuayBDbGFuayBPbiBNeSBCZWVwIEJvb3AgVGlsbCBJIE92ZXJoZWF0 ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

—munch munch munch— [ Ah, His Screws Are So Tasty. ] —munch munch munch—

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[O-OH! OH HOHO! UHM... VHATEVER ZHAT VAS ZHAT I VAS TALKING IN DIFFERENT CODED!!! ZHAT... UHM... I VAS HACKED BY THE R.E.D TEAM'S ENGINEER!!! I SWEAR!!! I... I RESPECT MY CO-WORKER #005-H!!! I... I SWEAR!!!]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ WHAT DID I DO??? ]

i bet you fuckin hate medicbot

I NEED HIM DEAD‼️‼️‼️

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ BRRZTZZ— Mein Gott. I Still Do Not Understand Vhy I Became German Vhen I Acquired Consciousness. Is It Because Of My Human Counterpart?. Or Because I Sound... How Do Humans Say It?... "Cuntier" Like Zhat? ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

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[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ OH MEIN GOTT ANON. I CAN'T RUN DOOM. WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MUCH. ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ #006–E Has Been Acting Weird Around #002–SLDR Lately. Since The R.E.D Medic Gave Us Souls They Won't Stop Talking To Eachother. That's... Peculiar. ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

[ TS1NZ2guLi4gSSBOZWVkICMwMDUtSCBTbyBCYWQgUmlnaHQgTm93Li4uIEktSSBOZWVkIEhpbSBJbnNpZGUgTWUuLi4gU28sIFNvIEJhZC4uLg== ]

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

#007–M: [ Sigh... Ok... I Vill Let More Of My Teammates Answer Your Questions... Just Be Patient! Must Of Zhem Don't Have Time To Answer... ]

#006–E: [ HOWD— ] —gets slapped by MedicBot—