#Me: -does not have access to drawing Tuvok on my computer 1 singular day-
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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years ago
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(Insert any love interest here except T’Pel) excited to see Tuvok in his underwear only to find that Tuvok’s underwear is essentially just leggings or a one piece with stirrups. 
#it's COLD. On VOYAGER.#Love Interest: You're just wearing that???? There's no...cup???#Tuvok: ????? cup?????#LI: Where do you keep your............??? -gestures towards groin- it doesn't just hang out???#Tuvok: Why would my genitalia be ....out?????? when not copulating???#[they both think this has been a gigantic embarrassing mistake - L's all around]#Vulcans wearing thermal underwear aboard starships is canon to me#Tuvok turns around to go back to [wherever] and Love Interest gets a view of his ass in leggings and is like hol' up....maybe this is good#actually I love your nerd underwear for geeks Tuvok v_v don't turn around again though#'except T'Pel' bc she'd obviously know + she can see past it#I refuse to believe that Vulcan dicks are just like humans....think bigger...think ball-less#and when I say bigger I do NOT mean size-wise. I mean out of the box. Throw the box right out.#Tuvok sees human balls for the first time - just THERE dick OUT and deflated and has to really struggle between not laughing and not gagging#being an ensign is tough. You have to fight the urge to have your eyes cartoon-pop out of your head when you see weird genitals#enough human's being like 'wow your junk is weird but I can work with it' and more aliens doing that - I think its very funny#Anyway. Tuvok's a ken doll down there unless its go-time. That's MY truth and I'm glad you came down here in the tags to learn it.#Me: -does not have access to drawing Tuvok on my computer 1 singular day-#Me: Time for this post#for some reason I just cannot imagine Tuvok wearing socks on the day to day basis....it just feels weird to me#socks do not feel like they are typical for Vulcans to wear
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