#Me talking about Harry Potter does not mean I endorse whatever scrap JK R believes because fuck transphobia and fuck terfs

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the hottie falls for unconventional beautiful character is book Viktor Krum x Hermione Granger

Viktor Krum - hottest athlete in the room, everybody wants him or wants to be him

Hermione Granger - did not have her cinderella moment yet and he’s already swooning for her and people (including Hermione’s best friends) wondered what does he see in her?

Someone made a video essay how the movie ruined their relationship because *sigh* Emma Watson turned out to be really pretty the whole entire time so it looked like Victor Krum pursued her for her looks

Some fav tropes

Characters who are supposed to be enemies but went “fuck it” at some point and started working together

Very, very stupid weaknesses for heroes and villains

Hero’s power is something they otherwise hate

“I hate spiders!”

“bUT YOU CONTROL THEM”

“YES AND WHEN I DON’T, I HATE THEM”

When a character’s mom take control of the situation just by being a mom and subduing the villain into respecting the House Rules

“I don’t care if you have the power to destroy this house, you’re taking your shoes off before entering my house!!”

“But m’am–”

“No buts!”

When a character says something very firmly which is immediately contradicted in the next paragraph

“I’ll NEVER talk to her!”

Five minutes later, while talking to her….

The hottie of the group falls for the character which is the most unconventionally beautiful and not only for their personality but really also for their looks

Taking phrasing literally like “Death would come soon. But not now. Now Death was caught in traffic.”

Secondary character turns out to be the most knowledgeable person of the group and it becomes more and more obvious as the story goes until somehow it’s revealed they’re someone highly qualified in whatever field and nobody knew

Non-human characters struggling with human things and understanding human concepts

THE HUMANS ARE WEIRD TROPE

Character has a huge scar but it has a very trivial or dumb origin

bonus point if it’s like, something the main character is worried about, a fake lead, and towards the end it’s revealed and the main character is just “…. ah.”

Characters pointing out plot holes or that something is “too convenient”

Enemies who temporarily forget they’re enemies because they’ve started chatting about something random and then remember they’re supposed to fight

Very dramatic talk cut short by something incredibly stupid

“And after that, I had to fight my father and– OH MY GOD A HOODIE WITH CAT EARS”

….. and then back onto the very dramatic talk.

Unexpected and unplanned love declarations that follow a long rant or something dumb

“YOU’RE SO STUPID I CAN’T BELIEVE I FELL FOR SOMEONE WHO’S MANAGED TO FAIL HEATING UP RAVIOLI”

“you what”

“…. shit.”

Private jokes between characters, or based on something we don’t know, or based on events that just happened and it sticks throughout the story