#Me Moisture

[ionomycin]

inhale, hold

[marzipanandminutiae]

I am generally very “live and let live“ about these things on an individual basis, and the furthest thing from anti-femininity. I literally don’t own pants, nor do I ever intend to, for example. I respect that some women prefer to wear make up for whatever reason, and that deciding whether you do it for yourself or because of patriarchal beauty standards is a very case-by-case thing. Some people do the soul-searching and come out the other end with the knowledge that they ARE doing it for themselves!

But… Reading Internet discourse about whether women should have to wear make up at work is making me want to bite and tear and rend

“it makes you look more polished! It makes you look more put together! It looks like you’re taking care of yourself and taking your job seriously!“ WHY. Please explain to me WHY women look like we ~aren’t taking care of ourselves~ if we don’t slap extra goop on our faces every morning. Give me a succinct reason that makes sense and doesn’t rely on the assumption that make up is somehow a natural state of womankind

And then explain why the same thing doesn’t hold true for men

(TERFS get lost)

[vastpotato]

Love that tma is so traumatic constantly that we all gloss over the fact that Jon was kidnapped and forcibly moisturized while tied to a chair for a month.

Every time I think too hard about it it actually freaks me out. And Jon never talks about it again which also freaks me out

[rivers-thoughts]

I have created an absolute abomination... I love it

Cassandra O'brein, trans icon, immortalized in a crochet blanket.

No I shant be moisturizing her

[camishroom]

magistrate Astarion pre bite with pretty brown eyes because that’s what he deserves

[vyriadurav]

My job should be to be a hot temple priestess getting high and railed by lesbians so that the divine wisdom comes to me and I share it with the adoring masses. Instead I gotta like, fuckin, pay taxes or some shit

[essektheylyss]

It really is so fun that Essek started mentioning "my partner" like every three lines because he probably doesn't actually get the chance to talk about it that often.

I think there can often be an impulse when you really care about someone to want to shout from the rooftops all the great things you feel and notice about them, and Essek isn't really in a position to do that. The people who he can talk freely to already know him and Caleb, and the people who don't know them likely aren't safe to tell real personal details to. It's one thing to fabricate a parental relationship knowing that there isn't someone to trace that to, but it's an entirely different thing to tell someone honestly about the people you love when any small detail might put them in danger if it fell into the wrong hands.

The Hells are safe to say that kind of thing to—perhaps mostly on a meta level, in that the DM is aware that they are the protagonists—and they also characteristically tend to offer a listening ear to anyone they meet, and I think it's delightful that Essek actually recognized and responded to that.

[tranakin-skywalker]

Who needs a jungle gym when your dad works just fine

[flying-bi-son]

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

Okay, starting off is the mask.

I figured I should post a sort of "devolution" to show where it started and what it became, because you cherish the end product more if you remember where you came from.

[itsmissing]

design comm for a grisgol mage

[knithacker]

For Fans Of The Ninth Doctor: The Original Pattern To Crochet a Lady Cassandra: 👉 https://buff.ly/32wx4Gu - so creative!

Moisturize Me!

[housecow]

most chill part of day is always the ~20 minutes i spend completely naked after a shower to make sure everything dries 😗

love sitting in front of the fan holding my boobs. yes my arms get tired

[clownsuu]

I'll uhm, explain when it's finished. There is a lot I need to say so I guess this is a WIP I really wanted to share with you.

Did you know butterflies love blood?

STOP BEING SO COOL GUYS WHAT THE F U C K JDJSJJXISXJ

[doverstar]

every day we get further and further away from admiring, as much as we possibly can, the incredible acting abilities of David Tennant and Billie Piper as they both pretended to be possessed by a hilarious, vengeful speciesist flap of human skin

[ttrpgeewhiz]

matt holding his hands next to his face to remind everyone that they're speaking to something like this

but with strips