#Maybe I'm a bastard
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#Lore dump#Bc I feel ill#Her ex-bf ghosts her for a week after they start talking again#Me and him ending up alone together while we're out w the group#Him asking if she's talked about him#Me giving him the “Oh. No she doesn't talk about you at all?” treatment#Because I fear I'm toxic as fuck sometimes#But also I'm not about to speak to you about what she's been saying to me#Damn#Idk#We ended up alone bc he came with me to go back for my drink at the place we'd just bought food#Brother was giving me a speech on why he went radio silent on her and I was like “Uh huh. So.. where tf did they put my diet coke.”#Maybe I'm a bastard#Feeling vindicated bc our best friend also disliked him and didn't want them together again#But also like#What if that was totally just me being a jealous ass#Like no I don't want to date her#Also no you can't date her#Like holding her hand and rubbing my thumb over her knuckles while I'm speaking to someone#Me making fun of them out loud constantly when they were near each other and he was trying to be all over her again#I probably embarrassed him by acting like that most 💀#He's literally nice enough which is why I feel like I acted like a dick#He's a friend#He was just also a dick to her imo and best friend's opinion#And hmmmm#Ended up being the one out of me and our best friend to admit in the gc that we fully did not like him/he'd been pissing us off#And she instantaneously went “Why didn't you just say that I literally never would've started texting him again” and me and best friend wen#😁❤❤❤#I'm bringing up old issues it's practically resolved by now#Not that there was really an issue in the first place but mmmmmm
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Ramon: So opinions on [Bagi]?
Fit: She's legit, we can trust her. We can trust her.
Ramon: Would you rather a dad or a mom [for me?]
Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one. Let's- let's get over to Felps' Square, Ramon. [They head to the warp at Spawn, then Fit hesitates] Um, wait- Ramon. [He pauses, briefly looks at the camera, then says in a rush] If I had to choose between the two, it'd be a dad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go.
#FitPac#Hideduo#Ramon#FitMC#QSMP#Ramon driving the Hideduo bus today and frickin FLOORING it#I'm a slowburn enjoyer but I do love it when the Eggs are little bastards and tease their parents like this LMAO#If I have time maybe I can compile some of the Fit/Pac moments from today#Ok but this out of everything that's happened lately re: Hideduo stuff; this really warmed my heart#idk it just felt so... realistic? I dunno how to phrase it but something about it really made me go :')#''if I had to choose between the two it'd be a dad''#man idk maybe this is just because that's how I write characters but that really spoke to me#both as a slowburn writer and as a demi-leaning person
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My younger brother asked me to cut his hair tomorrow so I asked him what kinda style he wanted and he said "can you cut it like yours?"???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 excuse me I'll need to be emotional now
#He knows I'm not a lady but he's like the only one on that side of my family so it's kind of insanely validating and sweet?#Like oh fuck this kid wants us to match he actually LIKES me maybe I'm doing this 'brothers' thing right#He's the best guys#Love this rat bastard
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Sylus is lovely and precious but I really wanna see more of the version of him when he's working. The cold, driven man who is so incredibly educated and dangerous. On the phone to his partner, talking casually with them while he tortures someone in the background for information. Leaking their mind out through the cracks using his EVOL.
The criminal that tortured and broke a room full of warlords, with a cold smile and absolutely zero apologies. A man so incredibly capable of extreme violence with a wave of a hand and calm dismissal.
His intelligence is so sharp and dangerous I want to see his cruelty edged with it.
#wonder plays#love and deepspace#just... thinking about how I want sylus with his hands covered in blood#and then maybe a bonus with mc taking said hands#ngl I kinda love fucked up romance#but also#if it's ever I can't promise I'll be too bummed about em getting eaten by the dragon#I'm very much a I can make him worse#I can fix him#im good with whatever#when it comes to sylus ngl#any and all directions with this morally fucked bastard makes#me happy
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Sirius is the only person James considers an equal. Lily is the only person he considers above him.
#james potter#lily evans#sirius black#marauders era#but hey i'm just a fan of arrogant bastard james potter maybe that's my taste
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pre-encounter snack
#i hate rhulk's shitty little lamps i'm unplugging them all and putting the power sockets to proper use#acquisition more like acquire some fucking queso you weird greasy hydraulic press looking bastard and maybe youll calm down#destiny#destiny 2#damascus-12#kullen art#(deathclaugust will resume im just stuck doing other stuff rn)
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astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#thoughts about media#astarion#*kisses his forehead* my awful little bastard man... i love you and your big sad watery eyes.#IT'S SO FUCKING QUIET THOUGH IF YOU YOURSELF ARE PLAYING HIM GOOD LORD#I'M SO USE TO HIM COMPLAINING TO MY TAV!!!!#OR BANTERING WITH HIM OR KARLACH OR WYLL!!!#I MISS HIS THEATRICS!!!!!!!#not that it's ENTIRELY quiet. until i found karlach i was travelling with shadowheart lae'zel and gale.#and let me tell you. gale and lae'zel do NOT shut the fuck up if they are together.#they were literally having an entire tinder date while we were trecking through the woods to go get karlach.#i NEVER knew they talk so much because while i've travelled with them individually in past saves...#...i've NEVER had them in my party at the same time!#gale is actually pretty nice to lae'zel! he asks a lot of questions but doesn't condescend her as he does others sometimes.#that's probably because he's afraid of her though. I would be too were I nothing more than a wizard with 8 strength.#I do like how you can look at pretty much any two companions and get a well written and generally enjoyable dynamic!#It feels like they considered that a lot of people would want to maybe pair off the companions they didn't romance with each other!#and wanted it to be easy for really any pairing to work... if a person just paid attention to their shared interactions.
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AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.
They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.
By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.
#random thoughts#Hazbin Hotel#the Devil's Bastard AU#Hazbin Hotel AU#crack AU#Lucifer Morningstar#Alastor's Mother#Alastor#does Alastor figure out Lucifer's his dad? maybe. maybe not.#'you walked out on me and my mom so I will parent my older sister better than you' just seems like such a funny premise for an au#I went with the name 'Nicaise' because it means something along the lines of 'victorious' and it seemed like a good match with Alastor#Lucifer tastes some of Alastor's jambalaya and suddenly he KNOWS#to be clear I'm not trying to make Lucifer OR Nicaise a bad guy here#Nicaise didn't know he was married#Lucifer got very very wasted and didn't really know what he was doing#he probably woke up on top of somebody's roof before he went home to Lilith and Charlie
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Daniel LaRusso & Terry Silver | Cobra Kai S5E4
#i don't remember anyone giffing this moment? or maybe i missed ANYWAY i'm obsessed with it#literally lasts 2 seconds yetttt#quick glance? the smug? before making a serious face? fixing the suit for no particular reason? SHUDUP#watching moments like this you can see tig having so much fun playing this bastard#which makes him such a good character and villain#also wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't in the script#terry silver#daniel larusso#cobra kai#ralph macchio#thomas ian griffith#my gifs
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What's this? My skin, cleared? My crops, watered!? My heart, soaring!!??
Callowmoore softness, comfort and sleeping beside each other my FUCKING BELOVED!
#at the same time Zathuda motherfucker you BACK THE FUCK OFF#kill that bastard! kill him dead! or let me kill him: I'm ready I'll fucking do it!#is Fearne on 2 or 1 points of Exhaustion now? Kiki got rid of 2 but was it a long enough rest?#if 2 maybe sneak in some Ashton carrying Fearne next ep since she'll have half speed - also returning the favour from her carrying them#regardless both still need a rest to get rid of the last one before Aeor - another chance for cuddles#Essek glad you're back but you need to be very calm about the dunamancy in Ashton's head a lot is going on rn#maybe gently inform him that the hells have like 7 potions of possibility too...#damn I wish my skin was clear in real life XD but I got all the comfort I wanted from the two and more#Zathuda interruption and shadow fight with evil Fearnes though was not ordered#this is still the same night as FCG exploding let them rest Matthew!#I am not normal about them and I don't want to be normal about them I'm just AAAAAAAAAAAAA#callowmoore#fearne calloway#ashton greymoore#fearne x ashton#ashton x fearne#rockwild#ashley johnson#taliesin jaffe#critical role#cr3 spoilers#cr3e94#bell's hells#bells hells#cr3#cr campaign 3#thank you tal and ashley#tag reader bonus hc: the hells all get FCG's grass logo tattooed on them
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[ECHO.EXE RUNNING]
◂▸ if andrew tries to tell me about his rpf featuring doc mercer and the insufferable new hire from a month or so back one more fucking time I'm going to do something deepy regretable with the clone vat wires
#◂▸ I am trying to WORk I am NOT INTERESTED in your old man yaoi about our COWORKERS#◂▸ one of those old bastards is my boss/kinda-dad-maybe I'm goignn to start chewing wires like a hamster w/ a deathwish#texting.txt#echo.exe
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Icarus: What are you auditioning for anyways?
Frances: An internship. Don’t worry though, it shouldn’t interfere with work.
Icarus: That’s great news!
Frances: I haven’t landed it yet.
Icarus: Still, that’s exciting. Are you graduating this year?
Frances: I can confidently say yes all thanks to you. I’m gonna pay you back, I haven’t forgotten.
Icarus: Ah, don’t worry too much about that. I would much rather you focus on your future.
Frances: [ chimes ] Moddddd-est.
Icarus: Oh my god.
Frances: You ready?
Icarus: Mhm.
[ As soon as the bow glides across the string, a sharp vibration pierces the room. This sound is much less kinder than the last. Instead, the shrill produced from the instrument are reminiscent of an anxiety-ridden mind. ]
Frances: What do you think?
Icarus: Well… I certainly felt something.
Frances: It was bad wasn’t it? Fuuuck. No!
Icarus: Wait! Sorry! It wasn’t bad. I think you could hear the nerves. If that was what you wanted then great!
Frances: Icarus that’s horrible! That’s not what I want them to hear!
Icarus: I mean, life imitates art, right? Is there something going on?
Frances: Yes. It always feels like there’s something going on though.
Icarus: And that’s fine, everyone is going through something. Myself included.
Frances: [ scoffs ] Yeah right!
Icarus: What do you mean by that?
#damn i'm kinda a bastard for leaving everyone on that final note#LOLZ lots of love!#i wish the bow had a tightening screw but we use our imagination hehei#i was gonna link a song but i really couldn't think or find a piece that portrays that intense feeling#takénobu had a few pieces#maybe neverland#tessellate#sims 4 story#show us your story#tessellate: icarus#tessellate: frances
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Is there a word for a blorbo that you love to hate? Where every time they make an appearance you go, "There they are!!! I hate them!!"
#I'm obsessed with Willy Stampler. i want to dissect him like a frog#also Barry Oak. I want to punch his teeth in#maybe it's poor little meow meow but i think Willy is just a Stinky Bastard Man
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SPOILERS MANGA CHAPTER 3: OCTAVINELLE
OMG THIS YUU IS SO SO CUTE!!!!!!
LOOK AT HIM/THEM. ADORABLE. I WANNA HUG HIM/THEM 💖💖💖
Edit: Apparently his name is Yuuta, 16 yo. Maybe his surname is Mito, from what I heard in Reddit. I also read there that his family owns a Chinese restaurant, until you have better sources or find where it says that yourselves don't take it as official.
#twst manga#twisted wonderland#manga spoilers#episode of octavinelle#he/they look sweet and altruistic unlike the octa bastards#also I'm starting to see a pattern here:#Yuuken: Tall & physically strong // Riddle: short % not known for his achievements in PE#Leona: An ass with everyone except for women. Fear them a bit bc in his homeland they are strong asf#// Yuuka: a girl strong asf (probably? Idk I still have to finish that chapter but she seems pretty strong to me)#Now Azul: bullied by his fatness and ashamed of his past appearance // This Yuu: fat. Either proud or okay with it?#Or maybe when Yuu was younger was also bullied so both understand each other but unlike Azul they/he accepted himself instead of changing?#it's like whoever's Yuu is the opposite of the OB student but similar in some way#twst theory#EDIT: Another difference. This yuu may like eating savory/sweet food instead of restraining themselves. Like no diets whatsoever#all of this is just speculation tho#yuuta mito
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ngl I think Sam should've been more involved in Civil War
abject utter rambling under the cut, this is not one of my clean posts this is brain spaghetti on the wall
mostly because it's hard for me to separate Steve and Bucky from Sam, they're hopelessly tangled up in each other thank you very much and I needed more of that from canon
I mean yes I think the final fight between Steve, Bucky, and Tony is beyond my skill to rewrite with Sam in it bc there's something powerful about Steve choosing Bucky over Tony as completely and irrevocably as he did, but on the other hand while it used to be Steve and Bucky against the world now it's Steve, Bucky, and Sam against the world, Sam literally shows up for Steve days after meeting him for the first time, lets him in his house when he's being chased by the government and does some illegal stuff to help him on his mission, but then he also dedicates himself to finding Bucky (assuming I'm remembering that right ??? I hope I am and that's not just fandom brain lmao)
and as moving as it is to see again that Steve still trusts Bucky with himself, I could've done with more of Sam learning to trust Bucky, more of a journey from he's not the kind you save, he's the kind you stop to really understanding what Bucky's been through, how it messes with his mind when the code words are used on him, and maybe Sam doesn't rest at quite the level of trust Steve does but this is the guy that pulled Steve out of a river, this is a guy whose autonomy is fragile, who's trying to rebuild some kind of life for himself, and they keep bickering but we get to see a deeper emotional bond forming between them
maybe Sam wonders where his place is with them, they've known each other longer than most people have been alive and literally nothing can come between them, but he's not between them he's with them, maybe Bucky shields him from an attack with his metal arm, puts his body between Sam and danger like he would with Steve, and Sam starts to realize that he's not a third wheel at all, he already knows Steve trusts and respects him and will turn to him for help before anyone else but he also catches a glimpse of Bucky's feelings for him, what are those feelings? even Bucky's not sure, is it just wanting to protect this person because Steve cares about him, is it just gratitude for being a facilitator in him and Steve starting to knit back together, is it abject wonder at the knowledge that this man has put himself on the line for Bucky (is that just wanting to protect this person because Steve cares about him? is it just repaying the favor from when Bucky pulled Steve out of the river when Sam couldn't get to him?) because nobody but Steve has ever really risked themself for him
just imagine how much sicker the shot would be of them sharing the shield if it was the three of them
imagine instead of Bucky trying to parkour his way out of the facility, Sam tried to fly him out, holding his hands or clutching his waist and maybe griping about how heavy he is a little bit a la Michiru and Haruka but trying so hard to get him out of there before he's killed, and it's not just the roof Tony breaks it's also Sam's wings, he and Bucky spiral back to the ground and Bucky twists them in the air to take the brunt of the landing because he knows he's better able to handle that kind of an impact
when they walk away, they're supporting Bucky between them, Steve has chosen him over the rest of his life except Sam and Sam has fully decided that wherever it goes, he's cashing his chips in with the two of them, he's choosing to stand by Steve in his love of Bucky and he's choosing to stand by Bucky for his own sake
because this movie was never just about the Avengers tearing themselves apart, it was always about Steve and Bucky coming back together, trying to find a way their lives still fit, choosing each other over pain and self-doubt and the government and the Avengers, and it could be about Steve and Bucky and Sam figuring out their places in each other's lives, where do I belong when they've been together since childhood, where do I belong when he's made a new connection without me, where do I belong except with the love I've had all my life and the love I've found lately, where does any one of them belong if not with the other two
it's Steve's undying love for Bucky and his wonder if Bucky still loves him, he knows Bucky remembers him but does he still feel anything? balanced with his new relationship with Sam, a little less hard-won but strong and so precious to him, he trusts this man with his life and the life of the other person he loves most
it's Sam's wholehearted love for Steve and his gradual understanding that loving Bucky has made Steve who he is, that Bucky and Steve are too entwined to separate them into different boxes, it's his realization that you can't love one and not the other, not these two, because they're already holding parts of each other inside of them, and his willingness to defend Bucky because there's a bit of Steve in him that leads to the genesis of loving Bucky for his own merits
it's Bucky's journey back to himself, anchored by the one person he loved when he was himself last, dragged and helped by the person Steve loves now, not knowing if he still belongs but wanting so badly to try, ready to put his life on the line for either of them because they've done the same for him when he doesn't feel he deserves it and yet desperate to live because he has them to do it with
that's the Civil War I've got in my brain, idk
#HELP ME RHONDA#I dont' know why on EARTH in the year of our lord 2024 I'm still thinking so hard about these guys#MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE AND MARVEL WAS A BUNCH OF COWARDLY BASTARDS#but the more I think about it the more I'm pissed that while the three of them were a team in civil war#there wasn't nearly enough interpersonal development with the three of them#particularly sam and Bucky their relationship can stay a little sharp but for heaven's sake there's something deeper behind it all#sam and Steve already have a bond and Steve and Bucky already have a bond#but this movie could've been the Polycule Movie where the three of them Became Something as a collective#I'm so sorry#samstevebucky#samsteve#sambucky#stucky#sam wilson#Bucky barnes#Steve rogers#captain America civil war#captain america#martianbugsbunny ships
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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