#Masterette had a thought

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So I got tagged in a tag game and now the post...doesn't exist? Well I'm gonna do it anyway!

@ your moots with random obscure items. Ones that you share a memory/context for, makes sense to you, wouldn't to a random onlooker"

So uh, here I go?

@absolute-travesty -floppy disk

@darkbloodmoon - deck of cards

@echo-writes-stuff -communism

@hithereitsfinn -spoon

@tang0w0tek -the weather (it's an old post, idk if it'll make sense, if not I'm sorry)

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Surrender to the boop

(Sincerly the guy who woke up and started booping mutuals and partner()

Tumblr picked the worst possible day to bring boops back istg. I have a test and a lab today and it goes from 12:30 to 4:45

And I have two accounts, one that didn't do it on April 1st (got the first two badges already on it though)

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To any of my moots seeing an influx of Preciousmetalshipping coming from me:

I'm not sorry :P

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So one of my friends has given me a slight pokemon card obsession-i just think all the arr is really pretty!

(-but seriously someone stop me before I throw way too much money at this)

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Can someone please explain to me who the red and blue haired lesbians are, and why are they all over my dash rn?

It's cute but like WHAT AM I SEEING

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I am so angry

Not at you

BUT THE FACT THAT I GENUINELY HAVE POKEMON BATTLE SKILLS, AND YOU HAVE POKEMON PROTAGONIST LUCK

THE ULTRA MOON BATTLE WAS BY A LUCKY CRIT

THE TCGP BATTLE WAS BY A COIN FLIP

I was yesterday years old when I learned

I have shitty shitty luck. Until it comes to Pokémon battles, specifically those against my partner

2/0 babyyyyyyyyyyyy

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You are not safe from my books >:D

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Pokemon tcgp is so much fun

*loses five online battles in a row*

Well uhm..shite, one more!

*guy has 3 Charizard EX's*

OH COME ON-

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My almost entire inbox is boops rn

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We cook bacon, but we bake cookies

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I find it funny how I, a transmasc demi-omniromantic asexual, am best friends with a unlabeled lesbian and a gay man.

I essentially just took all the labels they didn't-

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So uh

Roped my partner into getting NSO

Currently teaching them how to play splatoon 3 online like a child trying to teach a friend ride a bicycle

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for the second time, I don't think so. Because they need the blood for iron, not flavor, so I think they'd use jam for the toast

would vampires spread blood on their toast instead of jam?

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I just saw the funniest thing. I used to have this janky off-brand tablet i used for four years before it gave up

Just learned Amazon, to get rid of em cuz they did so bad, was selling em, worth %80, for $9.99.

@absolute-travesty tell me this isnt funny

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A vc with your closest friends all together will never fail to fill your heart with happy

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24 HOURS UNTIL IT IS TIME. THE SIDE SHALL BE ORDERED >:D

If you don't play Splatoon 3, dw, its nothing bad