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lord the peasants are so loud today

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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I’m going to the conservatory and the zoo tomorrow; treating myself like a blue-haired senior who needs to be bused from her retirement home to on weekends for cultural enrichment.

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No nuance

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hey, I wasn't wondering

forgot why i made this

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time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

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born to be some dumb faggot online

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of course i can't fucking find it

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You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

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I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.

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war never changes

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so this is very embarrassing but i tanked my laptop yesterday (a week before submitting my thesis. everything is going great can you tell), my bike got messed with so i gotta go get it fixed, and this time next week i gotta print my thesis and have it bound three times. all of this will land me at several hundred €€€. i can get my bike fixed in spring or live without a laptop and study for my finals in some other way technically, but if anyone would like to chip in, that’d be super appreciated 🥺🫶

here’s my ko-fi. anything helps! 🤍🌷

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“false rape cases are ruining men’s lives” my brother even real rape cases aren’t ruining men’s lives

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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle