#MarvelxReaderIncorrectQuotes

[insaneasgardian]

The Sniffles

Peter: Achoo!

Y/N: Oml bless you! Here, have some tissues, would you like me to make you some soup? You don't have to go to school today!

Peter: :) .... Ummm Miss. L/N, whenever I was sick as a kid, Aunt May used to kiss my nose to get rid of the cold.

Y/N: *Smiling* Well... let's try it out *kisses his nose*

Natasha: ...

Wanda: ...

Pietro: ...

Vision: ...

Clint: ...

Thor: ...

Loki: ...

Tony: ...

Steve: ...

Bucky: ...

Bruce: ...

Sam: ...

Everyone except Peter and Y/N: ACHOO! W H E E Z E! COUGH! COUGH! ATI-SHOOO!SPLUTTER!

[theinsaneasgardians]

Honest Mistake

Tony: I wasn't that drunk! Stop exaggerating!

Y/N: You opened a pack of tampons and said they looked like mini ghosts, and then tried to 'haunt' me for like 2 hours.

Tony:...

Clint: They do kinda look like ghosts though.