#Married dorks

[muffins-lime-dragon]

One shot where Audrey comforts Siegfried.

[doireallyhavetochooseaname]

Why are making me cry before 8 a.m.?!?

Sure, Anthony did a dorky wave when Kate left him.

But consider this:

Anthony was waving at the baby, not Kate

“Bye baby! I’ll see you soon! Look after Amma! Papa loves you both!”

[solasisms]

only bought this dress so you could take it off

[whoisspence]

[qierxing]

i cant believe they made a character just for me

[winds-of-zephyr416]

Melkor’s horrible pickup lines 2 electric boogaloo: The One That Worked.

Melkor: Heyyy Mairon, what did you make your fána out of? Copper(II) telluride?

Mairon: Hm, no, just the usual carbons and nitrogens and stuff. Why do you ask?

Melkor: Oh really? ‘Cause when I look at you, all I see is CuTe.

[lottieshauna]

YELLOWJACKETS -> 1.05 Bloodhive

[smoshygayness]

Such a married couple. [x]

[bipboopoops]

my desing for those two dorks!!

close ups

[mrmeepsmadmind]

neurotic carrier and his neurotic carbon copy son

' i'm SO glad ironhide is getting too dusty to function anymore. we won't have to deal with HIS crazy ass soon-'

the evil ironhide idolizing cliffjumper who's somehow even MORE violent than him:

father and daughter. mother and son.

Single old parent ironhide wants to get with single old parent optimus & optimus wants to get with him ! & theyre like this is gonna go great! Cliffjumper is getting along excellent with bumblebee! They're already best friends 😁😁!! cliffjumper hugs bee, secures their matching friendship bracelets bee made for him out of melted bullets (cliffs suggestuon) then stomps over to optimus, stares up at him, & says fuck you

[shitpostingkats]

I haven't really talked about how much I love Datz's epithet. "Fangs of the Dragon". What a dope name. What a completely incongruous moniker. If "right hand man" is homosexually loaded then how do we even begin to quantify the gayness of being another man's fangs.

[thefrsers]

THE DRESS??? THE COLOR??? THE BARE SHOULDER???? THE TURTLENECK WRAP AROUND???? HERRRRR?????? OH BOBBY NASH CAN YOU FIGHT

[scrumptiousstuffs]

This was from a FK event on the 4 March 2023 (DesignVillageXเฟิร์สข้าวตัง)

However, Khaotung said First prefers the right side 🫣. And well...it broke the hosts and the whole fandom when our boy nonchalantly dropped that particular info

Here you go:

I made the video edit with the Eng sub but the credit of translation goes to the talented @/swwwii (from Twitter)

Also the event that led to Khaotung breaking the internet (and Tiktok) for his capybara dance to the point he made news overseas in Russia (I think)

This was also the event First casually saying "Our house" when explaining their dream homes to the host (breaking the hosts and fandom further 🤣🤣🤣)

[scriveyner]

minor headache

Atsushi winced as he plucked another piece of glass carefully from the side of his palm. A bright red drop of blood beaded to the surface, and he discarded the shard into the bin between his feet.

He looked up when the bathroom door opened, and Akutagawa closed it gently behind him. “They’re both in bed,” he reported. “And quite contrite, I might add.”

Atsushi extracted another shard from his skin, then ran his finger along the outside of his palm, looking for bits he missed. “I BET they’re contrite, you’re scary when you’re angry.” He raised an eyebrow at Akutagawa, who frowned. “It was an accident.”

“There are too many accidents. They know better.”

“They’re growing boys, and rambunctious.” Atsushi dug more glass from his skin. “Yelling at them won’t solve anything.” The glass pinged into the bottom of the bin. “Maybe we should enroll Acchan in a sport, or something.”

“I cannot see him containing himself to play a sport.” Akutagawa took Atsushi’s hand and inspected it himself; Atsushi knew better than to take it back. “But…it might be good for him.” He rubbed his thumb over some of the beading blood, smearing it, before raising Atsushi’s hand to his mouth and brushing his lips over the wound.

Atsushi sighed and smiled. “Sometimes I think you’re developing a taste for my blood.”

Akutagawa met his eye and licked the blood from his skin. Now Atsushi did pull his hand back, and Akutagawa rumbled in amusement. “Gross,” Atsushi muttered, inspecting his palm, but the wounds had healed over by now anyway. “Why do you have to be so gross?”

Akutagawa leaned over and kissed the top of his head. “It’s never gross when it comes from you, my darling weretiger.”

“Freak,” Atsushi snorted affectionately, and Akutagawa smirked in response.

[gayvecchio]

[winds-of-zephyr416]

@abomination-unto-nuggan's post that just I had to draw, bc it was so perfect for these two dumbasses.

(OG post)

(Also the full thing without the text because I thought it was rlly cute ^^)