#Marine Safety

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Shark Safety DocuVid

I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea where this story came from.

A co-worker sent me the image, you'll see below (originally published on canihascheezburger.com), and I was happily minding my own business, when I got ambushed by Gordon doing science.

So yeah, just remember, kids: sharks live in the ocean. You don't. Respect them. Respect their home.

“Shark Safety DocuVid”

[Video Starts]

[Gordon Tracy is reclining on a lounger beside a pool, in the background, part of a building can be seen.]

Gordon: Hello, World. Gordon Tracy here, coming to you from poolside at Tracy Island. Now, you all know that as part of International Rescue, I see a lot of death and injuries – not a cool part of the gig, to be honest. But, because I’m the aquanaut, I also see a lot of underwater life – and that is the cool part of the gig.

Now, I know we’ve all seen a lot of …

[air quotes]

Gordon: … “shark attacks” in the media recently, and I just wanted to remind you all that we’re just visiting their environment. It’s where they live. “Attack” is the wrong word to use. It implies that the shark means to do harm, that the shark wants to hurt people. Nothing could be further from the truth. Poor shark thinks people might be food, so take a bite to check out that hypothesis. Shark science, if you will.

Now, I know a lot of you have seen this meme going around:

[Screen changes to image of great white shark swimming in ocean. Text superimposed over the image reads: Why are you always blaming us for shark attacks? If a bucket of fried chicken came skateboarding through your living room, what would you do?]

Gordon: So, in the interests of human science, I thought I’d do a little experiment and share the results with you.

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subject 1]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. Virgil Tracy is sitting at the piano, playing an involved piece of classical music. A skateboard bearing a large container filled with fried chicken trundles into view, passing by him. Virgil does a double take, but resumes playing as the skateboard trundles off the edge off the balcony.]

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subject 2]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. John Tracy is sitting at the desk, working. Skateboard bearing a large container filled with chicken trundles into view. John does a double take, and gets up to investigate, stumbling and bumping into the skateboard, spinning the container and chicken on the floor.]

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subject 3]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. Grandma Tracy is sitting in the lounge circle, watching TV soap opera on holovid. Skateboard bearing a large container filled with chicken trundles into view. Grandma does a double take, looks around, and gets up angrily, bearing down on something hidden outside the field of the camera.]

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subject 4]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. Alan Tracy is standing in the lounge circle, playing a VR reality game. Skateboard bearing a large container filled with chicken trundles into view. Alan continues playing, completely oblivious to what is happening around him.]

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subjects 5 & 6]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. Brains and MAX are standing by the desk, apparently waiting for someone to arrive. Skateboard bearing a large container filled with chicken trundles into view. Brains stares disconcerted at chicken, MAX intercepts chicken, and gently returns it on its original vector.]

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subject 7]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. Kayo is sitting in the lounge circle, reading. Skateboard bearing a large container filled with chicken trundles into view. Kayo considers chicken, scans room, and stalks off camera, apparently pursing someone running, judging by the sounds of rapid footsteps heard.]

*        *        *

[Text Card on Screen: Skateboarding Fried Chicken Test subject 8]

[High angle shot showing the Lounge in the Tracy Island Villa. Scott Tracy is sitting in at the desk, working on reports. Skateboard bearing a large container filled with chicken trundles into view. Scott considers chicken, scans room, and gets up to retrieve chicken; he again scans the room, picks up a piece of chicken, and sniffs it cautiously. After scanning the room again, he shrugs, takes a bite, and returns to desk with chicken.]

*        *        *

[Image returns to Gordon Tracy, poolside.]

Gordon: So there we have it, folks, out of eight ‘shark’ encounters our surfing chicken was completely ignored three times; accidentally bumped into once; ignored in favour of …

[air quotes]

Gordon: … “more suitable” prey, twice; relocated once; and attacked once. So, in summary I think you’re pretty safe from sharks in the water. Just remember if you see a shark, CALMLY remove yourself and others from the water. Don’t splash, don’t thrash, and don’t panic. Just calmly and slowly swim back in. And so, folks –

[A shadow falls over Gordon, and Scott Tracy steps into view. He is wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the words “Danger: Killer Shark”, and is obviously very angry.]

Scott: Gordon, you wouldn’t happen to know exactly what. Happened. To. ALL. MY. SHIRTS.

Gordon: I gotta run. Peace out.

[Gordon moves to run as Scott moves in, upsetting the lounger Gordon was lying on, and knocking over the camera, which lies on its side, blocked by the lounger. The sounds of a struggle can be heard, culminating a massive splash.

The film ends.]

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Navigating the Waves of Safety: A Journey with Kalyug Marine Training and Services

Welcome aboard! At Kalyug Marine Training and Services, we understand the profound importance of safety at sea. In an environment where the vastness of the ocean meets the intricacies of maritime operations, ensuring the well-being of crew members and the integrity of vessels is paramount. Join us as we embark on a journey through the realm of marine safety training, where preparation meets proficiency, and every wave is met with resilience.

Setting Sail: Understanding the Importance of Marine Safety

The ocean is a dynamic and unpredictable entity, presenting a myriad of challenges to those who traverse its waters. From adverse weather conditions to technical malfunctions, the potential risks at sea are as diverse as they are daunting. However, with the right knowledge, skills, and training, these challenges can be navigated safely and effectively.

At Kalyug Marine Training and Services, we recognize that the foundation of maritime safety lies in education and preparedness. Our comprehensive training programs are designed to equip seafarers with the essential tools and techniques needed to mitigate risks and respond effectively to emergencies. From basic safety courses to specialized training in firefighting and medical response, we offer a diverse range of programs tailored to the unique needs of the maritime industry.

Charting the Course: Our Approach to Marine Safety Training

Central to our philosophy at Kalyug Marine Training and Services is the belief that safety is not merely a requirement but a mindset. Through a combination of theoretical knowledge and practical application, we empower our students to cultivate a culture of safety that permeates every aspect of their work.

Our experienced instructors bring a wealth of real-world expertise to the classroom, ensuring that each marine safety training session is informative, engaging, and relevant to the challenges faced at sea. Whether simulating emergency scenarios in our state-of-the-art facilities or providing hands-on instruction aboard actual vessels, we strive to create an immersive learning experience that prepares seafarers for the rigors of maritime life.

Navigating Stormy Seas: Responding to Emergencies with Confidence

In the unpredictable world of maritime operations, the ability to respond swiftly and decisively to emergencies can mean the difference between life and death. At Kalyug Marine Training and Services, we emphasize the importance of preparedness and teamwork in crisis situations, equipping our students with the skills and confidence needed to navigate even the most challenging circumstances.

From fire drills to man-overboard scenarios, our training programs are designed to simulate a wide range of emergencies, allowing students to practice their response strategies in a controlled environment. By fostering a culture of collaboration and communication, we ensure that every member of the crew is prepared to play their part in ensuring the safety and well-being of all on board.

Safe Harbor: Continuing Education and Professional Development

As the maritime industry continues to evolve, so too must our approach to safety training. At Kalyug Marine Training and Services, we are committed to staying at the forefront of industry trends and best practices, continuously updating and expanding our curriculum to meet the evolving needs of our students.

Through ongoing education and professional development opportunities, we empower seafarers to stay ahead of the curve and adapt to new challenges as they arise. Whether through advanced certification programs or specialized courses in emerging safety technologies, we strive to provide our students with the knowledge and skills needed to thrive in an ever-changing maritime landscape.

Anchors Aweigh: Embark on Your Safety Journey Today

As we navigate the complex waters of the maritime industry, one thing remains constant: the importance of safety above all else. At Kalyug Marine Training and Services, we are proud to be your partner in safety, equipping you with the knowledge, skills, and confidence needed to face whatever challenges may lie ahead.

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Ensuring Safety at Sea: The Role of Life-Saving Appliances

Safety at sea is a paramount concern for the maritime industry, and the use of proper life saving appliances plays a crucial role in ensuring the well-being and survival of individuals onboard ships. In this blog, we will explore the significance and functionality of various life-saving appliances that are essential for safeguarding lives during emergencies at sea.

1. Lifeboats: Lifeboats are perhaps the most well-known life-saving appliance on ships. These sturdy vessels are designed to carry a specific number of people and are equipped with oars, paddles, or engines for mobility. Lifeboats provide a means of evacuation for passengers and crew members during emergencies, allowing them to reach safety away from the distressed ship.

2. Life Rafts: Life rafts are inflatable devices capable of accommodating several individuals. They are easily deployable and designed to provide buoyancy and shelter until rescue arrives. Life rafts come equipped with survival kits containing essential supplies like water, food rations, and signaling equipment, ensuring the occupants can sustain themselves until help arrives.

3. Lifebuoys: Lifebuoys, also known as life rings or life buoys, are floating devices designed to aid in the rescue of individuals who have fallen overboard. They provide buoyancy and visibility, making it easier for rescuers to locate and retrieve the person in distress. Lifebuoys are often equipped with reflective tape, grab lines, and lights, enhancing their effectiveness during nighttime or low visibility conditions.

4. Lifejackets: Lifejackets are personal flotation devices worn by individuals to keep them afloat in case of accidental immersion in water. They are designed to provide buoyancy and ensure that the wearer's head remains above water. Lifejackets are mandatory for all passengers and crew members on board, and they must be easily accessible and properly maintained to ensure their effectiveness.

5. Immersion Suits: Immersion suits, also known as survival suits, are designed to protect individuals from hypothermia in cold water. These suits are made from waterproof materials and provide insulation against the freezing temperatures of the sea. They are equipped with features such as reflective patches and additional flotation aids, enhancing survivability in extreme conditions.

6. Line-Throwing Devices: Line-throwing devices are essential tools for establishing a connection between a distressed vessel and a rescue team. These devices use compressed air or other mechanisms to launch a lightweight line towards the affected vessel. The line enables the crew or passengers to secure themselves and initiate rescue operations.

7. Pyrotechnics: Pyrotechnic devices, such as parachute flares, hand flares, and smoke signals, are crucial visual aids for signaling distress and attracting attention during emergencies. Parachute flares provide high-altitude illumination, hand flares emit a bright light for short-range signaling, and smoke signals produce dense smoke to indicate the position of the distressed vessel.

8. Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacons (EPIRBs): EPIRBs are electronic devices that transmit distress signals via satellite to alert search and rescue authorities about a ship's emergency situation. These compact and portable devices are activated manually or automatically when submerged in water. EPIRBs greatly assist in the rapid and accurate location of distressed vessels, expediting rescue efforts.

Conclusion: The use of appropriate life-saving appliances is essential for ensuring safety at sea. These appliances, including lifeboats, life rafts, lifebuoys, lifejackets, immersion suits, line-throwing devices, pyrotechnics, and EPIRBs, are designed to provide critical support during emergencies, aiding in the evacuation, rescue, and survival of individuals onboard ships. It is imperative for ship operators and crew members to adhere to international regulations and maintain these life-saving appliances in excellent condition to protect lives and ensure a safe maritime environment.

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That Researchin' Maritime Life

We've got a bit of downtime - there's a trawl going down to 5000m right now.

I've rotated and freshened up the sea cucumbers, packed away the echinoderms (starfish, sea cucumbers, sea urchins, brittle stars, feather stars and sea lilies), thrown a few buckets of seawater in the cold room (including the smaller pails seen below, I'm refining my holothurian rescue plans), and had a snack because This Machine, She Runs On Heavy Fuel.

This is actually a very comfortable ship to live on. Each cabin has a private ensuite, so you're not clambering down the bunk ladder and teetering out into the hall in search of the head in the middle of the night (I have been very spoilt and have only had one voyage like that). The mess has plenty of room at mealtimes. There are two lounges ("quiet" and "you're allowed to make noise and have informal meetings" respectively), and my favourite beanbags in the world.

There are, however, some drawbacks to marine research as a specialty (apart from the lack of job security, she says, as a short term contract taxonomist), and using a laboratory on a boat.

What drawbacks, you may ask.

Well, after my shift ends, I've been known to totter wearily into an online chat with mates and just drop random observations (you may note a somewhat laissez-faire attitude to punctuation).

For example:

you know it's amazing, you can be totally fine working in the dirty wet lab and you'll leave for five minutes and it's like your olfactory filters completely reset and then you get back down there and the nose is shouting at the brain "BOY HOWDY IT SURE DO SMELL LIKE FISHY PRAWNS IN HERE HUH JUST GOTTA SOAK IN THAT BRINY AMBIENCE"

summation: the science smells bad.

related outcome: the scientist also smells bad.

Yuuup, the smell is a whole freaking vibe. We can't dump too much seawater down the sinks that go into the grey water holding tank, we can't open the chute in the lab if there's an operation in progress (i.e. a trawl, a tow video, a Baited Remote Underwater Video, a fish trap) (which has been the case more often than not), and the same restriction is in place for simply tipping buckets over the side

That means that buckets of filthy seawater, sea cucumber guts, discarded excess critters, banged-up prawns and so on... just have to sit in the lab for a bit.

I've got a very sensitive nose. I have never been good at filtering out unpleasant smells, and yet somehow I kind of adapt to the lab odours... until I head up to the mess, and back down again.

(side note: we do actually clean the lab very thoroughly between trawls, and it does not smell all the time! It's more when you have to take a break in the middle of processing and then come back to it.)

What I do not adapt to is how bad I smell. By the end of the day, if I've been racing around in my coveralls, especially if I've been carrying heavy things, I will stink to high heaven.

(I will be quite self-conscious standing next to anyone.)

That shower is... so good.

But showering every day raises an issue. It's not what I normally do. Now, I realise there are some people who will find that horrifying (and most of them are from the US for some reason), but every second day, or when I need to wash my hair, or after a workout or, on a hot day? Yeah, that shower is good.

Every day? My poor skin is dryer than shoe leather, and I use a very gentle shower gel.

Shower Discord thoughts:

have been speculating on how one transitions from "I own body moisturiser but only occasionally remember to use it" as a terrestrial organism, to "I am pretty sure I could start a black market trade by subdividing this half-tube of Body Shop Hemp Hand Cream into small aliquots" as a person who is

1) at sea (the briny sea! The salty [drying] air!)

2) when not outdoors in the salty air, indoors in the drying A/C

3) regularly shoving one's hands into 100% ethanol and... usually... nearly always... wearing gloves while doing so

I mean this cream is the good shit

like basically liquid gold

which... could also be distributed in aliquots

okay. have decided: will not trade Body Shop Hemp Hand Cream for less than the equivalent volume of liquid gold

On later reflection, while I continue to believe that this asking price is fair, I may be pricing myself out of the market, if for no other reason than the simple lack of gold on board the vessel, regardless of phase.

I have decided that it doesn't have to be liquid. Melting gold on a moving vessel far off the continental shelf is an untenable safety risk. It just means that we will have to try to match the quantities by weight.

And that means using the scales in the clean wet lab, because the balances in our lab are not up to that sort of task.

And that means that I have definitely thought about this far too much, and I should go do something else (mainly clean my teeth and get ready for bed - need to get the energy for tomorrow's science-ing!).

We're still doing a fair bit of transiting and deeper sites, so I plan to try and knock out some taxonomic work on the few crinoids that have made it into the lab, and maybe set aside some time for the Sea Cucumber Salon.

Cukes gotta get their glamour shots, dammit.

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[glimblshanks]

mariner's neurosis about her friends' safety and lives is honestly framed rly well I'm glad canon confirmed it

It is!!! They did such a genuinely good job foreshadowing her character arc. Like maybe they didn't plan to do the Sito reveal from the outset, but that backstory was clearly included in her character sheet for the writers as early as episode one, and as a result her trauma is reflected in every single one of her relationships.

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