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agrpress-blog · 7 months

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Verrà inaugurata mercoledì 21 febbraio alle ore 17.00 presso il Museo d’Arte Contemporanea del Piccolo Formato di Guarcino (FR) -Via San Michele Arcangelo - l’esposizione “Continenti dell’altrove, Le Città di Calvino tra invenzione rappresentazione”, a cura di Francesca Tuscano. Organizzata in occasione del centenario dalla nascita del grande scrittore, la mostra “Continenti dell’altrove” è dedicata al celebre romanzo Le Città invisibili, tra i testi letterari del secolo scorso maggiormente rappresentati e che in questa collettiva prende forma attraverso il linguaggio delle arti visive. Motivi ispiratori delle opere sono difatti le 55 città descritte da Calvino, ognuna delle quali è al centro di un’interpretazione al tempo stesso personale, perché data dalla specificità della ricerca dei singoli artisti, e contestuale, in quanto va ad estendersi e a comprendere i concetti stessi dell’abitare e del vivere collettivo. Già esposta a ottobre presso la Biblioteca Raffaello di Roma e a novembre nella sede del Dipartimento di Lettere e Filosofia dell’Università degli Studi di “Tor Vergata”, la mostra è stata promossa in collaborazione col Museo Civico d’Arte di Olevano Romano e con diverse gallerie, associazioni e spazi d’arte. In concomitanza con l’apertura dell’esposizione presso il MAC di Guarcino - visitabile fino a venerdì 22 marzo 2024 - sarà nuovamente allestita presso l’Aula Consiliare “Helga Rensing” del Comune di Olevano Romano - Via del Municipio, 1 - la sezione della mostra dedicata alle “città inventate” e più in generale a una rilettura del contesto urbano presso l’Aula Consiliare “Helga Rensing” di Olevano Romano, visibile da lunedì 26 febbraio fino a domenica 17 marzo 2024. La realizzazione del progetto ha visto la collaborazione di diverse istituzioni museali, di associazioni e spazi indipendenti attivi nella sperimentazione e nella promozione delle arti visive e del loro rapporto con la letteratura. Tra i musei e le altre realtà partecipanti, oltre al Museo Civico d’Arte di Olevano Romano, capofila del progetto, e al Museo d’Arte Contemporanea del Piccolo Formato di Guarcino, l’Associazione AMO, la galleria Il Torcoliere, I Diagonali, Aliud Edizioni, le gallerie Alea Contemporary Art e Storie Contemporanee, la Stamperia del Tevere, lo spazio indipendente Off1c1na, la stamperia d’arte La Linea e l’associazione Ars&Tèchne. Partecipano all’esposizione delle “città inventate” (Aula Consiliare “Helga Rensing” del Comune di Olevano Romano): Bruno Aller, Paolo Assenza, Eclario Barone, Gianluigi Bellucci, Aldo Bertolini, Marina Bindella, Ettore Consolazione, A.Pio Del Brocco, Adriano Di Giacomo, Mimmo Di Laora, Franco Durelli, Marisa Facchinetti, Giancarla Frare, Leonardo Galliano, Carlo Lorenzetti, Loredana Manciati, Giovanna Martinelli, Gianluca Murasecchi, Giulia Napoleone, Enzo Lionello Natilli, Franco Nuti, Giovanni Reffo, Mario Ricci, Pasquale Santoro, Guido Strazza, Mara Van Wees. Partecipano all’esposizione delle “Città invisibili di Calvino” (Museo d’Arte Contemporanea del Piccolo Formato di Guarcino): Bruno Aller, Rita Allescia, Arianna Angelini, Giulia Apice, Paolo Assenza, Laura Barberini, Maryam Bakhtiari, Eclario Barone, Claudia Bellocchi, Gianluigi Bellucci, Aldo Bertolini, Paolo Bielli, Francesco Calia, Virginia Carbonelli, Claudia Catalano, Malgorzata Chomicz, Valerio Coccia, Michele De Luca, A.Pio Del Brocco, Felice Del Brocco, Mimmo Di Laora, Franco Durelli, Marisa Facchinetti, Alessandro Fornaci, Francesca Gabrielli, Leonardo Galliano, Salvatore Giunta, Lucia Graser, Federica Luzzi, Loredana Manciati, Frank Martinangeli, Giovanna Martinelli, Donato Marrocco, Fausto Maxia, Elena Molena, Gianluca Murasecchi, Giulia Napoleone, Massimo Napoli, Veronica Neri, Anastasia Norenko, Isabella Nurigiani, Franco Nuti, Andrea Pacini, Vincenzo Paonessa, Lucia Sapienza, Giovanni Reffo, Marta Renzi, Rosella Restante, Anna Romanello, Azadeh Shirmast, Alessandra Silenzi, Virginia Sobrino, Massimo Spadari, Nicola Spezzano, Lello Torchia, Rosana Tuscenca, Raha Vismeh.

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kwojciechowicz · 10 months

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The book 📖 „Mara and the Bad Wolf - LGBTQ-themed children's book has been published! You can actually buy it for Xmas as a present 🎁 Below is more information by author Ké 👍 #published #maraandthebadwolf #childrensbook

I'm so excited to announce that Mara and the Bad Wolf, a gender-magical fairy tale, is officially published! The past year has been a wild journey of learning everything from publishing to website-building and I'm thrilled with the finished product (book design by Bryony van der Merwe, illustrations by Kamila Wojciechowicz-Krauze).

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bbrandy2002 · 4 years

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Fools Rush In

Part 4

Series: The Royal Romance

Pairing: Liam x OC (Riley)

Previous chapters can be found here.

Series Premise: With two weeks until Liam is to marry Madeleine, the guys throw him a bachelor party in Vegas. As a drunken night, he finds himself with way more than he bargained for.

MC did not exist in Liam’s social season. OC Riley Brooks lives in Las Vegas.

A/N: No wacky drabble for this one. Went a wee bit over and couldn’t cut. Oh well...there’s always next time. This is an 18+ series.

A/N: The lyrics to the song Maxwell sings comes from a Tik Tok video that was shared with me and the idea to include it in this is not my own hahahaha I will post the link to the video in comments to give the maker proper credit and just in case anyone wants to actually watch it. I thought it was funny..

Thanks @burnsoslow for beta reading and all of my lovely pre-readers.

Warning: Mention of STD’s

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All Riley wanted to do was go home, take a hot shower, snuggle up in a blanket on the couch with a Lifetime movie, and carry on with the rest of her life.

She'd had this crazy but exciting night out with a fantastic guy. They had a little too much to drink and woke up the next morning to find they were married to each other.

And she wasn't just married to anyone. No, it had to be the King of a small European country she'd never heard of before.

That's not something that just happened to everyone.

Depending on how one viewed her circumstances she was either the luckiest or unluckiest woman in all of Vegas.

If she were a betting person, she'd place money on the latter.

Riley stood at the penthouse door, engaged in a stare down with the blonde-haired obstacle blocking the exit.

In front of her was a woman wearing a black and white fur coat, a strand of pearls that hung loosely around her neck, and an impudent scowl.

If evil were a lady, Riley surmised she was looking at her.

Madeleine's green eyes bore agitation and scorn as she studied the petite figure she recognized from the dozens of photos that bombarded her text messages.

"You must be the bimbo who thinks she will steal my crown and title."

"Excuse me?" Riley's eyes narrowed, not knowing who she was speaking to, but could already tell she didn’t care to know.

Leo stepped up protectively behind Riley and growled at the countess. "Go away, Madeleine! How many times do we have to tell you the dalmatians aren't for sale?"

"You wish I were here for dalmatians," Madeleine sneered. "Now, out of my way, heathens."

She pushed her way past the two and stalked inside while Mara shuffled behind. She removed her cashmere gloves and took notice of her fiance with his back pressed against the bar top, one legs crossed over the other, and sipping casually on his scotch.

Liam tipped the glass to his lips as if he didn't have a care in the world and swallowed. "Can I offer you a glass of wine, dear? Or a cronut? Perhaps a ride to the middle of the desert to be left for dead?"

"That's quite alright," Madeleine quipped as she ripped the glass out of Liam's hand and slammed it down on the bar. "But maybe you'd like to first explain why I have been inundated with one message after the next telling me you were married to this ..." She motioned her hand toward Riley with derision. "This ... bitch?"

Liam paused as if he were thinking about it, then shook his head. "No. Not really." She's not a bitch ... she's amazing. He wondered why he couldn't say that out loud.

Stunned, Riley looked up at Leo in disbelief. "Did she really just call me a bitch? She doesn't even know me."

Leo nodded with a compassionate smile on his face, then pulled her further inside and shut the door.

He wasn't about to let her go now.

Liam grabbed his drink, pushed himself off the bar, and strolled to the center of the room. He could feel Madeleine's icy glare following his every movement. The King hoped his flippant attitude was enough to penetrate deep into her frozen exterior and piss her off even more. "I thought you were in New York, Mads. 8 million people in that city for you to torment, and you still make time to hop on your broomstick and find me. I have to say … I'm touched."

Madeleine shot him a dirty look. "Do you have any idea what I've been through because of what you did last night?"

He shrugged. "Nope, and I don't care."

"Well, you're going to care when I tell you everything that happened." She disregarded the audible groan and eye roll from him as she began her diatribe of offenses. "I had just settled in for the night when I get a message from that simpleton, Penelope, telling me what you did. I tried to call you, but apparently, you and the rest of your entourage of losers blocked my number. So I had this incompetent boob of a guard you hired for me book the first flight out here.

“When I got to JFK, I was detained and strip-searched because someone falsely alerted authorities claiming I was a Colombian drug lord, only in the U.S. to sell cocaine and hypodermic needles to children --"

Leo snorted.

Liam curled his lips into a devilish grin, knowing exactly who did it. He glanced subtly to Mara, who winked back at him.

"Are you even listening to me, Liam? As if that nightmare wasn't horrid enough, I find out Mara booked coach class … COACH! Coach is so beneath someone like me. There were babies and old people and sodas. But the worst was when we finally arrived here; they strip-searched me again. I had to get my own baggage and ride in one of those god-awful smelly shuttle vans to this hotel. And do you know why I had to do all of that? Because you're a complete moron, Liam. The people of Cordonia are laughing at you; you know that, right? I always knew you would be a total embarrassment and fuck up, but this is beyond anything I imagined."

A downcast expression was plastered on Liam's face as he stared down at the drink in his shaky hand. Those words stung -- “a total embarrassment and fuck up.” In his mind, he felt she was right. He had let down even his own expectation of himself and the reputation of the monarchy.

There was nothing to do but stand there and stew in silence.

But Riley wouldn’t.

She shrugged Leo's hand from her shoulder and spun Madeleine around by the arm to face her. "Is this what you do? You go around insulting everyone and being a first-class bitch? I will have you know, Liam is not any of those things. He's the kindest, sweetest man I've ever met. And it's no wonder he looked so miserable last night at the club. I couldn't understand why at first, but now ... now it all makes sense. Did you ever stop to think that maybe if you weren't such a fucking cunt, he wouldn't have been drinking so much and been so willing to accept the company of another woman?"

Liam felt his heart twinge. Riley had every right to be upset with him, and he felt guilty for putting her in this situation. But there she was, defending him. God, she was hot.

Madeleine guffawed. "How cute. You've got your little whore taking up for you now."

"That's enough!" Liam's eyes landed sharply on her. Before he could stop himself, the next few words sprang from his lips as naturally as his breath. "You will not speak to my wife -- your Queen -- like that again, or so help me I will charge you where you stand for treason against the Crown. Do I make myself clear?"

Riley's eyes rounded, unsure of what to say or do at that moment.

Leo loudly cheered and pumped his fist in the air.

Liam stood his ground as he glowered back at his slack-jawed, now ex-fiancee.

Madeleine couldn't believe what she was hearing. "You can't be serious? We are getting married in two weeks. I'm going to be the Queen!" Her tone was one of anger and desperation.

He laughed wryly in her face. "Not anymore."

He looked past a stunned Madeleine to the heedless guard smirking behind her. "Mara, please see to it that the countess returns to the airport and doesn't disturb us again."

She agreed and led a vociferously-protesting Madeleine toward the doorway.

"You'll regret this, Liam. You'll both pay for this travesty!"

"Use the taser on her, Mara!" Leo bounced with excitement as he followed them and opened the door. He handed the guard a $100 bill as she walked by and whispered, "Make sure they strip search her again. A bonus if they need double gloves and lube."

"You got it, boss."

Leo slammed the door and clapped. "Ding-dong, the witch is gone! So. Do you need help packing, sis? We still have a couple of hours before we go back to Cordonia. That should be enough time to gather some things."

Riley stammered, looking between the two men, completely dumbfounded by what just took place.

Liam noticed. He knew what he said to Madeleine about her being his wife and Queen was most likely awkward for her.

They didn't know each other; it was a fact, he continued to remind himself.

Liam rubbed the back of his neck, unsure of what to say. "Uh, Riley ... I just want you to know ... I only said that stuff because of Madeleine ..."

"Oh, yes. Of course. I knew that." She chuckled nervously and waved her hand. "But what about your engagement?"

"Yeah, Liam. You gotta have a queen." Leo clapped the back of one hand against the palm of the other and exclaimed, "Dem's da rules."

Liam shook his head and carried his empty glass to the open kitchen. "I know that, Leo. But I will not ask Riley to give up her life here just to help me clean up my mess. She deserves better than that."

Riley crossed her arms on the counter that looked into the kitchen, watching Liam get a bottled water from the fridge. "What happens if you don't have a Queen?"

Liam twisted the cap and gave a half-shrug. "I don't have a choice. I'll have to marry Madeleine." The words stung his lips.

"But she's so pissed at you right now."

He chuckled. "That won't stop her. She wants the crown, and that's it."

Riley could see the sadness in his eyes, the same sadness she saw last night in the club where they first met. "You'll be miserable with her, though," she muttered wistfully.

He nodded, regret written on his face. "Yeah."

Riley stood silent; she weighed the pros and cons of such a massive uprooting. Her life had been slightly stalled and bland for the last few years. Las Vegas was her getaway to a new life from New York, where she left behind both regrets and failed relationships. And yet ... this new place wasn't everything she told herself it would be.

She looked at Liam and felt her heart break. She understood him more than he realized.

But ... to be a Queen?

Riley inhaled deeply and prepared to speak up when Liam's phone rang.

He placed the cap on his water, sat it on the counter, and lifted his phone from the pocket of his shorts. "It's Maxwell," he called out.

Leo rushed to him. "Put it on speaker, Li!"

"Maxwell, I have you on speaker. Leo and Riley are with me. How's Drake?"

"He's in the pharmacy, and I'm standing outside getting air. It's going to take a while to amass all the medication and creams he needs."

The brothers looked at each other with wide eyes. Riley covered her mouth to prevent the chuckle that threatened to escape. "I think I'll give you guys some privacy. I'll just be in the bathroom."

Liam nodded and turned his attention back to the call. "Is it really that bad, Max? I mean, I think we know what he has."

"Dudes, I don't think you can even begin to guess half the shit Drake's got."

"You gotta tell us what the Drakester has, Max."

"I'm not really supposed to say."

They could hear the hesitation in his voice. It was almost like he wanted to tell them, but needed a little more coaxing.

"Maxwell," Liam spoke. "If Drake doesn't want us to know, then you should probably keep it to yourself ... for now."

"I did kind of write a song about everything he was diagnosed with for a TikTok video. Drake only said not to tell anyone. He never said I couldn't sing about it."

Leo nodded his head. "Agreed. Sing that song, Beaumont."

They could hear Maxwell shuffle further away from what sounded like a crowded street.

"Okay, the coast is clear," Maxwell said as he took a deep breath. The boys hugged their ears against Liam's cell phone.

"Drake just left the clinic, and I'm afraid its bad news.

So now I'm singing this song about it hoping it gets views.

Don't know how he's still alive.

Or how he survived.

The doctor said he's got five ... nasty STIs.

He's got some in his balls … got some in his ass.

And what's worse is his curly pubes are crawling with crabs.

He's got herpes! From a booty call!

He's got syphilis …now his dick is raw.

He's got chlamydia … And it's so sore.

And he doesn't even know where he got genital warts."

Liam pressed two fingers into both sides of his temples while he stared blankly at his phone. "Un - believable."

Leo swiped the tears from his eyes and made no attempts to hide the giant smile curling his lips or his overwhelming giddiness. "I've never been more proud of the Drakester than I am at this moment. He actually beat me out on this one. Gotta say ... I don't mind losing to him this time."

“Liam. Leo. I gotta go; Drake’s on his way out. See ya back at the hotel.”

Leo went to the refrigerator to search for a snack, pulling out a leftover pizza. “Ya know, we should probably warn the maid she may need to get a haz-mat team before cleaning Drake’s room.”

Riley rounded the corner. “I hope everything is okay with your friend.”

Liam smiled. “That’s very kind of you say. He’ll be fine … I think.”

She fidgeted with her bracelet and glanced over at Leo placing a slice of cold pizza on top of another slice and taking a large bite. “Leo, I hate to ask while you’re eating … again. But would you mind if I spoke to your brother for a moment? Privately.”

Leo chewed quickly while shaking his head. He swallowed hard. “Sure. I needed to use the shitter, anyway. Pinquee Kittee’s casserole isn’t sitting too well in the Leo tummy.” He grabbed the pizza box and headed for the bathroom.

Liam looked curiously at Riley, not able to read her expression or have any clue what she would want to talk about. “You needed to speak with me?”

She nodded. “Yeah. About our marriage ...”

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italianfish · 5 years

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Here’s some things that I’ve overheard recently

- That bridge was created by erosion

- Holy tolino that’s a nice tree!

- Ivy! There’s the guy we don’t like (Trump in a car)

- Why wouldn’t you want to be king? You could get corgis, they’re adorable

- That’s not an allergy, that’s a life choice

- Are you that one guy? Are you DongleMc DongleSon?

- Woooo! CHEMEX!

- THE FURIES ARE COMING

- I NEED A BOYFRIEND AND A SWEATSHIRT

- I wonder what animal that is? Oh wait, it’s a log

- Just a cone, no ice cream. I don’t like ice cream

- My chicken BLT came without the chicken!

- I should have kept the headband from the tampons

- You’ve been reduced to a codename

- Hug, Marry, Exile, the Brucified sleepover game

- It’s just the toes

- Parf Tarts

- It’s crispy?!?!

- When I’m like, 60, I’m going to do drugs

- What really is life without watching Bob Ross?

- 13 YEARS!!!

- Stacy’s mom is Parker’s grandma~

- EmBruce it

- It’s not a water break, it’s a hydration break

- That bird is using a crosswalk!

- I don’t know any colleges in Massachusetts!

- What even is frick without frack

- I’m emotionally offended by your haircut

- That’s like a cat fart

- Someone just shat

- I’M NOT A CHILD PREDATOR DEANNA!!!

- I’ll sue that movie, they stole my idea (Just finished watching Hotel Transylvania 3)

- See, Amanda. That’s your noise

- My mom told me that if you sleep with your phone under your pillow you get fat

- If he were gay he’d be adorable

- He’s racist to chairs

- Flarion is my boob

- Don’t throw the ball at the referee, it’ll hurt his feelings

- Fuck yeah, your name’s Keith

- Can you deep throat a firecracker?

- Your earlobe is soft

- I would sell my toes for my old hair

- It’s like eating a period, NO

- What a funny looking animal (Giraffe)

- Giraffes are the most ridiculous animals

- Ew, keep your ebola away from me

- Look at that glass shard, that must be uncomfortable

- Do sloths have ears?

- Lip jellies freak me out

- A: I have three boobs (Sloth in shirt) B: I have uh.... Arthritis

- Instagram knows I’m lonely

- Knock on any Nonna’s door and tell them you’re Jewish and they’ll pity you and throw you a feast

- But this time it’s just the nose

- I want Granny panties

- Why do we only have confidence when our shirts are off?

- Why is an 8 year old twerking on my leg

- She has curves, you have rectangles

- I’m depressed, give me your water

- Dude! I look like a freaking lion!

- My loofa unraveled...

- I’m eating ramen with a singular coffee straw

- These walls better be soundproof (Amanda loudly singing in the background)

- I’m ready for my 4am Taco Bell runs

- Wifi in Spanish is wee-fee

- I didn’t see the body

- We should crochet together

- Yeah! I was a baby model.

- I don’t know if he likes me or if he’s just the gay best friend

- Have you pooped this week? You need to poop

- You’ve got all your limbs and you’re ready to go

- I need affection

- Diego’s eating rocks again~

- Wait. You’re instagramming my dog?

- I love letting people know what I’m up to

- It’s so funny, it’s like the ying and the yang

- You’re in my world now Grandma

- Two nipples? I don’t need nipples

- You are one gassy fellow

- You’ve got a lot of nerve showing up on our side of the bus

- I can never tell if you’re just depressed or listening to music

- I’ve got a photo shoot coming up for a calendar, for hot teachers with 6-packs. I’m October

- 38 on rotten potatoes!

- I’m hungry, I’m delirious

- DON’T PINCH MY CHUB

- I love clapping thighs in the evening

- Dude, I’m so ready to mingle

- Do you have a magician book

- Let’s taste those minerals

- The sauce is forever

- Why is everything so straight

- The right nipples don’t deserve rights

- We used to have a zebra and he was vicious

- Very important, I forgot shoes

- You look like a lumber snack

- A: I’m the only one here who looks like a hobo B: Really? Say that again A: We can be hobos together

- Woah dude! Can we take a picture of you? *Truck next to the bus*

- What were you guys doing? Bathing yourselves in the toilet?

- I want to be those people in Wii sports (The background characters that make the noises)

- Then we can have a dance party in a prison cell!

- Most of the bible sounds like gay fanfics

- It’s Frozen all over again!

- I have my metal bus on the straw

- My mom told my Dad to not be a weenie

- I’m going to build my house doors really short so you can’t come in

- Do you want to be black with me?

- Are you the black man?

- How did chutes and ladders go sexual?

- What if there was a rotisserie chicken hanging from the ceiling

- No one said Californians are smart, they’re just hippies who smoke weed

- Stop losing me in airport bathrooms

- What’s with those muscular kneecaps

- Queers doesn’t shake hands

- I’m drowning! I’m not even in the water

- Is this baptism?

- Breakfast doesn’t deserve grace

- It’s not just airport bathrooms

- Ice Age, watch it, absorb it

- I call first waz

- If you’re saying waz you’re not fancy

- I have so many bodily fluids to get rid of

- Don’t eat the lotion samples

- Why are our shoes not curved

- I’m just a fat guy so everything is delicious

- My name is Gay Fieri

- *Monotone iCarly theme song*

- I love Chipoodle

- The others are just Bat-ships

- You ever tie a banana to a tree?

- Can we have a fashion show?

- I’m gonna waz myself

- That’s the Death Star again

- Why do you have glitter on you?

- I smoke the mara-ja-wanna

- I have a gelato emergency

- This is our entertainment for the day (Watching a (probably) crazy man dance)

- I have a lot of questions about pottery

- Ever since I was a small child I have found myself goo-goo-ga-ga

- There are too many cans

- We need to stop canning beans

- Forks are way better than spoons

- I hate spoons

- Do you not want two hours of smooth jazz

- A man just stole my nut

- That’s a really bad name for a gay bar

- Is your tongue comfortable in your mouth

- I’m a penguin enthusiast

- He kept force feeding me marshmallows

- Why would you judge a girl by her neck?

- Are there shampoo bars?

- Why would you want a shampoo bar?

- Don’t burn down the house

- Halloween is my day

- You want to be hydrated?

- Are you kidding me? Right in front of my salad?

- We can still cartwheel into a fiery ball

- It’s your last day of camp, why are you trying to land a plane

- There’s a scale from dude to bro to sir

- Gotta vacuum the bird

- I’m teaching my rabbit spanish

- Ok, who got the cheese on a bun???

- I feel like a wet lasagna

- You can get a star for Jazz???

- I have 3 bottles of hand sanitizer

- A- We make children cry! B- NO WE DON’T

- A- Can I have chicken on a plate? B- Chicken on a plate? A- Chicken on a plate

- I want to go to band to get sweaty

- Proactive, it helps your face

- The cult meeting is next week from 2-7

- This is so vegany

- I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE SONG! NOT THE BEATLES!

- I have shrimp for later

- It burns my eyes, I love it

- It’s not that we hate you, it’s just that sometimes we can’t stand you

- Locked and loaded for a photoshoot first period

- This chalk keeps following me

- Kinda like a Starbucks atmosphere

- How dare she learn how to drive

- You have to sing our anthem with us

- It fits right into the squiggle

- I’m immune to hot sauce (Downs little cup of hot sauce)

- How was fake meatloaf?

- Can you train a fish?

- I haven’t worn pants in a year

- It smells like yogurt

- I have ties for every holiday

- There’s no laws on the moon, so like, you could kill someone???

- Optional means I don’t do it

- I’m gonna cook your dog!!!

- Is that where we almost went to park jail?

- We don’t condone sporting

- I want to turn orange

- Let’s make a buzfeed quiz that tells you what bridge you are

- (In Spanish) Where is the milk?

- If silence is gold, duct tape is silver

- A: So, what are you guys doing? B: Drugs.

- Young successful jewish boy

- A: I’m fun size! *Friend laughter* B: I’m just short...

- A: Where’s my medal??? B: Up your ass

- I’m a leech

- If anyone’s getting salmonella, it’s going to be me

- Does it involve backflips?

- I get to see all the little children getting confused as you disappear into a chair

- I think someone stole my balls by now

- A- A plastic knife can cut another plastic knife B- Why did you cut a plastic knife? A- Dedication!

- A- Oh my god! B- What does this have to do with god? C- *Whispering* Everything

- You’re probably going to die of liver

- I’m a five year old! You can’t have that profanity in here!

- Hey kids get in the van, we’ve got free wifi

- That’s worse than 10 babies hanging from a tree

- Are you from the piggers of creation???

- A- You’re like an old married couple B- (From the distance) He started it!

- I am a Jesus Christ in a person!

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY CHROMOSOMES THAT COST ME!!!

- I will implant a chip in your ankle! And you won’t know which one!

- I’M AN AVATAR! AIR! (Nothing happens) AIR! (Still nothing)

- When I was on a plane, we started dropping 200 feet at a time, the funny thing was that half of the plane had just gotten their drinks so half the plane was soaked

- Is Christianity a cult?

- A- Do you have experiences with holes B- (Very Unsure) Yes

- I’m her bitch, not your bitch

- He has the IQ of half a ferret

- A- Did you read the game manual? B- The gay manual??

- I want the pleasure of whipping you

- One time I poured a glass of apple cider vinegar and I drank it

- I changed my name to Johnyay West

- Too much damage done to the duner

- On a scale to 1 to Bill Cosby

- Ariana Grande is a criminal

- A- It’s sticky B- Can I take that out of context? A- No

- YOU ZIP TIED HIM TO A CHAIR?!

- It’s half past a freckle

- I need the crotch

- I don’t have imaginary friends. I don’t have friends.

- It’s like a mini fridge for pillows

- You hurt yourself with a stationary elbow

- My parents met at Burger King

- A- What’s the capital of Ohio B- Arkansas...?

- A- What do you do after school? B- Eat C- Sleep D- Cry

- Ask for cocaine, not Coca-Cola

- HOW HAVE YOU NOT TOLD US YOU MAKE STAINED GLASS?!

- You stole my meme bro

- A- Where you the one who drank chocolate sauce? B- (Seemingly proud) Yes.

- OW! MY CALVES!

- The Kardashians are necessary in our society!!!

- I feel like a homeless prostitute

- Ya wanna share a fork

- Now you have a pile of hot cheese

#random #funny conversations #conversation #i just overheard #overheard #haha #funny #long post

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1, 11, 29, and 30 ❤️❤️❤️

1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

hmm I think this: listen to melodrama by lorde (esp hard feelings/loveless) + Norman fucking Rockwell (the album) by lana del rey, read the unbecoming of Mara dyer + wees onzichtbaar (no translation to English unfortunately), watch Sansa stark in game of thrones

11. describe your ideal day.

spending it w the boy I love walking around, going grocery shopping, baking an apple pie together and watching movies under a blanket w hot tea + apple pie w absolutely nothing to worry about 🥰

29. three songs that you connect with right now.

fuck it I love you - lana del rey, nobody - mitski, I like me better - lauv, bird song - florence + the machine

30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” by Vincent van Gogh 🥰

thank u sm I’ve loved answering these!!!

#heavenlyyshecomes #answered #personal

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Il giorno 3 agosto 2018 alle 19 l’Associazione Arte e Benessere di Bomarzo presenta, presso gli spazi della Rocca dei Papi di Montefiascone, la mostra collettiva KATAGHÈION / gattabuia.…

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#Evandro Muti #i Massimo De Angelis #KATAGHÈION/gattabuia #Luigi Riccioni #Mara Van Wees #Maria Grazia Tata #Maria-Jadwiga Wòjcik #Salvatore Enrico Anselmi

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IL CODICE VULCI | A cura di Gianna Besson | 8 luglio 2017 | Domus del Criptoportico Parco Archeologico e Naturalistico di Vulci (VT) - Ex Convento San Francesco -Canino

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#Alfonso Talotta #Antonio Grieco #Domus del Criptoportico #Ex - Convento di San Francesco #Gianna Besson #Giorgio Crisafi #IL CODICE VULCI #Jasmine Pignatelli #Luigi Belli #Mara van Wees #Mirna Manni #Paolo Porelli #Paolo Torella #Riccardo Monachesi

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2020年11月13日，星期五（印度標準時間） 9:09 Pm屏幕打開，印度（興都）教最高教皇，普世靈性導師聖尊尼希亞南達帕冉瑪希瓦上師給予達顯直播，與神聖直接連接（Shakti pada）和與神聖間接連接（Shaktini pada）。 9:08pm至10:12pm-共修講座

*帕冉瑪希瓦的直接來自凱拉薩的訊息： *在你的生活中不斷地點燃強大的認知，並確保你有勇氣緊跟/追隨強大的認知。 *這是光明節/排燈節的信息和祝福。 *喚醒你心中強大的認知，勇猛地跟隨這些強大的認知，顯化你生命中所有的吉祥。 *這是我的信息和祝福。 *讓所有正在慶祝光明節的人們，在你的內心空間裡體驗到強大的認知覺醒，顯化所有的吉祥，你想要的最好的生活，帕冉瑪希瓦想要的最好的生活。讓這兩者美麗地顯化在我們所有人身上是我的祝福。 *光明節慶祝活動已在世界各地開始了。祝福所有的印度（興都）教徒、凱拉薩居民、活出印度教、一出生就是印度教徒以及實踐印度教的印度教徒，以及每一個慶祝光明節的人。我祝福你們所有人。 *光明節是時間女神(Mahakali)出現的時候，祂顯化了自己，使自己可以被宇宙所用，納拉卡蘇拉（Mahabali）被奎師那（Sri Krishna）殺死，馬哈巴利（Mahabali ）被派往帕塔拉(Pathala)。 *光明節發生了一連串的吉祥事件。 *今天是帕瓦蒂完成祂的Kedaragowri Vrata的日子。祂是我家族的家神，他們遵守這個；我母親過去每年都遵守這個。（注：Kedaragowri Vrata典故：Brungi rishi是一位偉大的奉信希瓦者。.當他向神祈禱時，他只向希瓦神祈禱，而無視沙克提。沙克提因他的舉動而感到憤怒，消除了他體內的能量。他無法忍受，向希瓦神祈禱。神給了他一根棍子來支持他的身體。希瓦神安撫了沙克提，然後讓睿士意識到無視神聖母親的愚蠢。.因此，Shiva-shakthi Aiykyata在這一天(Deepavali日)被睿士重新安置，並親自呈獻了Kedara-gowri Vratha。） *這個吉祥的日子在凱拉薩的歷史上是非常重要的，因為在2000年我有一個偉大的暫停。我生命中的多個項目——偉大的停頓發生了——我被捲入凱拉薩里，新的軟件被插入，一旦存在再次可用，它又開始運作了！ *在我生命中發生的一個偉大的停頓是在2000年，那是在光明節的那一天，在那次偉大的停頓之後，我又回到了身體裡。 *在光明節這一天我們有很多事情要記住。對所有的印度教徒和所有的人類來說，這太吉祥和重要了。 *光明節是現在洛杉磯神廟落成典禮的日子。洛杉磯的凱拉薩項目始於2003年。就在那時，凱拉薩在洛杉磯的複興開始了。現在的寺廟在蒙特克萊爾(Montclair)。現在已經13年了。 *“蒙克萊爾”在西班牙語中翻譯成“阿魯納恰拉”——“光明的山”！你可以用谷歌搜索看到！ *在光明節那天，我們建立了許多寺廟。 *我有在陽曆新年（四月）舉行寺院落成典禮的習慣，因為我來自Surya Vamsa。就像我過去在光明節為寺院舉行就職典禮一樣。我在光明節主持了許多寺院的落成典禮。他們明天都將要慶祝。 *我來向你們大家致以深深的問候。 *在光明節這個吉祥的日子，作為帕冉瑪希瓦的在世代表/顯現，我祝福你們所有人，全世界和每個人——幸福。我以所有的吉祥祝你幸福。 *今天，在光明節的吉祥之際，我衷心地祝福你們，全世界和所有人幸福快樂。（印度教最高教皇用以下語言發表了上述“光明節”祝福語）（泰米尔语） (Tamil) தீபாவளி நன்னாளில், இந்த இனிமையான தீபாவளி திருநாளில் பரமசிவனின் வாழும் வாரிசாக எனக்குள் இருந்து வெளிப்படும் பரமசிவத்தன்மை, பரமசிவசக்தி உங்கள் விதத்திலும் விதத்திலும் ஆனந்தத்துடனும், எல்லா நன்மைகளுடனும், மங்களமாக, இனிமையாக வாழவைக்கட்டும் என்று ஆசிர்வதிக்கின்றேன். எல்லோருக்கும் தீபாவளி திருநாள் நல்வாழ்த்துக்கள். பரமசிவ பரம்பொருள் நம் எல்லோருக்கும் எல்லா நன்மையையும் அளித்து வாழ்க்கையை மங்களமாக்கிட பரமசிவ பரம்பொருளை பிரார்த்திக்கின்றேன். பரமசிவ பரம்பொருளின் வாழும் வாரிசாக உங்கள் எல்லோரையும் ஆசிர்வதிக்கவும் செய்கின்றேன். （泰卢固语） (Telugu) Ee Rōju, DīpāvaḷI Śubha SandarbhaṅGā, Nā Hr̥DayapūrvakaṅGā, Mī Andarinī, Prapan̄Caṁ Mottānni Mariyu Prati Okkariniī Āśīrvadistunnānu, ĀnandaṅGā UṇḍAṇḍI. ఈ రోజు, దీపావళి యొక్క ఈ శుభ సందర్భం గా , నా హృదయపూర్వకంగా, నేను మీ అందరినీ, ప్రపంచం మొత్తాన్ని మరియు ప్రతి ఒక్కరినీ ఆశీర్వదిస్తున్నాను, ఆనందంగా ఉండండి （卡纳达语）Indu Diipavaliya Shubha Sandarbhadalli, Hridayaaladinda, Naanu Nimmellannu, Idii Jagattannu, Mattu Ellarannu Aashiirvadisuttene . Aanadavaagiri （印地语） Aaj Deepaavalee Ke Shubh Avasar Par, Aap Sabhiko - Aur Saare Vishwa Ko - Mera Poorna Aashirwad （古吉拉特语）Aajna Diwalina Shubh Prasange Mara Hradayathi Hu Aa Duniya Ma Badhane Khub Khub Subhejchao Aapu Chu Badha Sukhi Raho （马拉雅拉姆语）Innu Deepavaliyude Mangala Dinatthil Ningal Ellavarkkum, Ee Samastha Lokatthinum, Ente Hridayam Niranja Anugrahangal. Anandamaayirikku! （孟加拉）Aaj Deepavalir Pobitro Utsabe Aami Tomader Sobaike Ebong Saaraa Bishwake Aamar Hridoy Theke Aashirvad Kori. Aanandamoy How. （马拉地语）Aaj Deepawalichya Ya Shubh Muhurthaavar, Manaapaasun Mee Tumhala, Sampoorn Jagaalaaani Sarvaana Aashirvaad Detho Aanandith Vhaa. आज, दीपावलीच्या या शुभ मुहूर्तावर, मनापासून, मी तुम्हाला , संपूर्ण जगाला आणि सर्वांना आशीर्वाद देतो, आनंदित व्हा （奥里亚语） Aaji Ehi Deepavali Ra Subha Abasara Re Tuma Samasatanku O Pura Bishwa Ku Mora Hrudaya Ru Anek Ashirvaad. （旁遮普语） Aj, Diwali De Es Subha Avasara Te, Pure Dila Nala, Main Tuhanu Saria Nu, Sare Sansar Nu Ashiravada Denda Han. ਅੱਜ, ਦੀਪਾਵਾਲੀ ਦੇ ਇਸ ਸ਼ੁੱਭ ਅਵਸਰ ਤੇ, ਪੂਰੇ ਦਿਲ ਨਾਲ, ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਸਾਰਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ, ਸਾਰੇ ਸੰਸਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਆਸ਼ੀਰਵਾਦ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹਾਂ （法文）Aujourd'hui, À L'occasion Propice De Deepavali, De Tout Mon Cœur, Je Vous Bénis Tous Et Le Monde Entier Et Tout Le Monde, Soyez Heureux （斯洛伐克文）Dnes, Pri Priaznivej Príležitosti Deepavali, Z Celého Srdca Žehnám Vás Všetkých A Celý Svet, Budte Blažení （荷兰语） Vandaag, Op De Veelbelovende Gelegenheid Van Deepavali, Met Heel Mijn Hart, Zegen Ik Jullie Allemaal En De Hele Wereld En Iedereen, Wees Gelukkig （德语）Heute, An Diesem Verheißungsvollen Anlass Von Deepavali, Segne Ich Euch Alle, Die Ganze Welt Und Jeden Von Ganzem Herzen, Seid (Glück-)Selig! （中文）今天，在吉祥的的排灯节，我真诚的祝福全世界的每一个人，祝大家喜悦Jin Tian, Zai Ji Xiang De Pai Deng Jie, Wo Zhen Cheng De Zhu Fu Quan Shi Jie De Mei Yi Ge Ren, Zhu Da Jia Xi Yue. （韩文） 오늘, 디파발리의 이 길서로운 비밀에, 진심으로, 나는 여러분 모두에게, 그리고 전 세계와 모든 사람들에게 축복을 빕니다. 행복하세요. (Polish) Dzisiaj, Z Okazji Pomyślnej Okazji Deepavali, Z Całego Serca Błogosławię Was Wszystkich, Cały Świat I Wszystkich, Bądźcie Błogosławieni （尼泊尔）Ajako, Yo Depawali Ko Subha Abasar Ma, Mero Hridya Bata Sabae Lae Ashribad Ra Subhakamna Dinu Chahanchu. Sadhae Anadamaya Rahos. (Bhojpuri) Aaj, Deepawali Ke Shubha Avasar Par, Hum Apna Sampoorn Hriday Se, Aap Sabhin Log Aur Samast Samsar Ke Logan Ke Ashirvad Devat Bani. Aananda Main Rahin （马来语）Hari Ini, Pada Perayaan Deepavali Yang Murni, Dengan Sepenuh Hati, Saya Memberkati Anda Semua Dan Seluruh Dunia Dan Semua Orang, Hidup Bahagia （西班牙语） Hoy, En La Auspiciosa Ocasión De Deepavali, Con Todo Mi Corazón, Los Bendigo A Todos Y Al Mundo Entero Y A Todos, Sean Dichosos （捷克）Dnes U Výjimečné Příležitosti Oslav Deepavali Žehnám Z Celého Srdce Vám Všem I Celému Světu. Buďte Blažení. （意大利语）Oggi Nel Giorno Di Buon Auspicio Di Deepavali , Con Tutto Il Mio Cuore Benedico Ciascuno Di Voi E Tutto Il Mondo. Siate Benedetti! （斯瓦希里语）Nawatakia Kila La Kheri Hii Deepavali. （索马里） Kheer Ayaan Idhin Rejeyey Maanta Deepavali （挪威） Dag, På Den Lykkebringende Anledningen Deepavali, Velsigner Jeg Dere Alle Og Hele Verden Av Hele Mitt Hjerte. Vær Lykkelige! （瑞典） Idag, Vid Det Lovande Tillfaelle For Deepavali, Av Hela Mitt Hjarta, Jag Onskar Er Alla Och Hela Vaerlden, Var Lycklig （奥罗莫）Guya Deepavali Gaari （梵文）Vishvesmin Vidhya-maanebhyaha Sarvebhyaha Sanaatana Haindha-vebhyaha Shubha Deepavali Dine Adya Mama Poorna Asheervaa-daaha. （克罗地亚语）Danas, U Povodu Deepavali, Svim Srtzem Dayem Blagoslov Svima Vama E Ceyelom Sveyetu, Budite Blagoslovlyeni (Arabic) Niimat Alyawm Deepavali （泰米尔语） இந்த தீபாவளி திருநாளில் தான் ''ஆனந்தமாக இருங்கள்'' என்னும் இறுதியான, அறுதியான, ஞான ஆசீர்வாத மஹாமந்திரம் எனக்குள் மலர்ந்த திருநாள். உலகமெங்கிலும் எல்லோரும் இந்த இனிய தீபாவளி திருநாளில் எல்லா நலமும், வளமும் பெற்று 'ஆல் போல் தழைத்து, அருகு போல் வேரூன்றி, மூங்கில் போல் சுற்றம் சூழ' வாழையடி வாழையென பதினாறும் பெற்று பெருவாழ்வு வாழ்வீர்களாக., ஆனந்தமாக இருங்கள் என்று ஆசிர்வதிக்கின்றேன். *我們所有的全知寶座靈修院（Sarvajnapeethas）都會慶祝時間女神禮拜法事。 *明天我們將舉行Anna Koota，屆時我們所有的廟宇將提供整千和整萬的糖果和美味食物。信徒組織了25,000個活動，但我聽說它將有100,000個奉獻。完成貢品(Naivedyam)後，將向全世界分發貢品(Prasadam)。 *印度教傳統中發生的所有吉祥美好的事情都記載在《往世書》裡。我想讓你知道，印度教《往世書》不是神話，而是歷史。至少在世界上有一個地方，我希望印度教《往世書》被稱為歷史而不是神話。這就是我創造凱拉薩的原因。在凱拉薩，印度教《往世書》是歷史而不是神話。 *即使是新印度教徒也不相信《往世書》是歷史。他們認為這是神話只是一些思想和哲學，以詩意故事的方式呈現的表現手法。 *你找不到比毘耶娑(Vyasa亦稱廣博仙)人更誠實的歷史學家了。你找不到比那拉達(Narada)更真誠的媒體人了。這是絕對的歷史，真實的歷史，沒有詩歌的混合，沒有誇張。 *印度教徒不需要誇大。他們有足夠的榮耀。只有當你沒有的時候你才需要誇張。 *幾乎每一節課或共修講座，我都會談論社會、政治、道德的印度教，並要求人們投票，發表他們的意見和關切，與印度教的投票制度相一致，這種制度自古以來就存在，並在卡納達文獻中被記錄為Veera Shaiva傳統中的Anubhava Mantapa，並且曾經發生在大壺節(Kumbha Melas)中。 *從我被加冕以來，我在公共生活的最後26年裡重新喚起了這一點。 *現在，我們正在使它更有組織性，並提供給全世界。 *印度教的選票是神聖的。這一傳統源遠流長。 *印度教傳統是最真實、最真正的民主傳統。這是更偉大的科學和更偉大的民主。真理以毫不妥協的方式被揭示出來，人們被要求去應用，在應用方法論中，人們被要求投票以達成共識。 *明天我們將有“印度教的投票是神聖的——無論是素食還是非素食”。 *讓我們投票吧。如果你沒有投票給素食者或非素食者，請投票。印度教的選票是神聖的，印度教的選票很重要。 *我祝福大家。英文原文：https://www.facebook.com/138595819561610/posts/4572673072820507/?sfnsn=mo ~尼希亞南達中文翻譯小組

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IN TERRA DI VULCI La scultura contemporanea dentro e fuori le mura

Pasquale Altieri, Paolo Buggiani, Tommaso Cascella, Massimo De Giovanni Eva Gerd, Carmine Leta, Samuele Vesuvio, Mara van Wees, Paul Wiedmer

A cura di Francesca Perti Un progetto espositivo di Mara van Wees

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benbrecht · 5 years

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Aardrykskunde was nooit my gunstelingvak nie. Ek het net-net genoeg gedoen om te weet dat daar verskillende tipes wolke is, en dat daar nie net een soort grond is nie. Daar was ŉ minimumslaagsyfer en ek het daarvoor gemik ... Ennnnn ek lieg en enige iemand wat al my oorpresterende self in aksie gesien het, sou dit vir jou kon sê. As ons nou eerlik met mekaar kan wees, sou ek waarskynlik al die weer met my gedagtes kon beheer as ek meer van aardrykskunde wóú weet. Een ding wat ek wel weet is dat daar iets soos ŉ perfekte storm bestaan en dit ŉ sameloop van ekstreme weersomstandighede vereis. As als wat nodig is wel teenwoordig is, is ŉ ramp basies onvermydelik.

Die afgelope tyd was ŉ onheilspellend stil tyd skryfgewys (wat vir ŉ legio redes nie ideaal was nie). Vandag se blog is die perfekte storm waarvoor die laaste vereistes ŉ Boeddhistiese handleiding oor hoe om te baklei en die vooruitsig van ŉ week in die winter in Amsterdam was. Waarom was hierdie twee goed die laaste voor ek weer iets geskryf het? Skree dit die niet in en laat my weet sodra jy teruggehoor het. Ek sou waag en sê die lukrake manier waarop hierdie dinge nie juis direk verband hou nie het eindelik gelei tot my krom, NikNaksvingers op hierdie sleutelbord. Iewers in my deurmekaar, besige kop het gedagtes gesit en week tot nou en gelukkig kon ek hulle nie meer keer nie. Ek vermoed dit mag iets soos ŉ selfverdedigingsmeganisme wees wat ingebou is om te keer dat dinge net terstond halt roep.

So, ŉ storm en ŉ droogte is sover die huistoeneemboodskap. Nie juis die inspirasie waarvoor ek sou soek as ek deur een of ander wonderwerk op hierdie blog beland het nie. Hou vir daardie rede nog vas aan jou matras en aan die droogtestorm vir die pragtige metafoor, en vergun my die geleentheid om ook te deel hoe ek deesdae vir alles name gee. Twee blompotte heet onderskeidelik Esmerelda en Vivian, my tweede hoofstuk van my PhD is Bronwyn, en die derde hoofstuk is Rafael. Mara is die kosblik waarin my suurlemoendeurweekte appelskywe daagliks saam werk toe gaan. Ek weet die appelskywe is suur en nie bitter nie, so Mara is vir daardie rede interessant en nie verkeerd nie. Amanandi is my handsak – heeldag met my hele lewe daarbinne. As Amanandi besluit om te verdwyn, kan hulle my ook maar kanselleer.

Te midde van ŉ storm en ŉ droogte, is dit dalk nie so erg om so nou en dan ŉ naam te roep en bly te wees die naam het ook ŉ vorm nie.

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FOSSOMBRONE – Più di cinquanta artisti si confronteranno con il colore NERO per la IX edizione della Land Art al Furlo, promossa dalla Casa degli Artisti, che si svolgerà dal 25 agosto al 23 settembre 2018presso il Parco-Museo di Sant’Anna del Furlo, comune di Fossombrone, nella provincia di Pesaro-Urbino, Marche – Italia.

Non è un Nero per caso, è scelto, voluto, difeso. E’ un guanto nero di sfida: è contro la paura del buio, è contro l’odio razziale, ma è anche un omaggio ai grandi artisti che dialogarono con questo non colore. E’ un viaggio verso la luce.

In questa IX edizione della Land Art al Furlo, (unica nelle Marche, seconda in Italia, prima per la doppia offerta: espositiva e ospitale), nel Parco di Sculture dentro la Gola del Furlo si confronteranno sul tema NERO installazioni, video, fotografie, pitture, performance, sculture, in un festival lungo un mese denso di incontri ed eventi.

Ecco l’Uovo cosmico, una porta socchiusa nel bosco, un Buco nero, un vortice, una lavagna per viandanti, una foresta nera, piedi nudi che corrono nel buio. Sia il curatore Andrea Baffoni, che i due filantropi della Casa degli Artisti, Andreina De Tomassi e Antonio Sorace, hanno chiesto: CHE COS’E’ IL NERO? Sono arrivate bellissime risposte che sono state raccolte nel catalogo 2018. Il Nero è il caos originario, è il colore primo, quello delle pitture rupestri, è santo e diabolico, è l’humus fertile, è la Grande Madre Terra, è lo schermo muto del cellulare, è la paura del buio, è la morte, è il flusso astrale, è l’utero che protegge chi “verrà alla luce”.

Quest’anno la Casa degli Artisti avrà il piacere di ospitare tre performer che presenteranno l’Opera al nero della Yourcenar (Oeuvre au noir, 1968), un Sogno Nero collettivo al buio, un rituale per Voce nera squillante e tre promesse del Liceo artistico di Fano, le diciassettenni Sharon, Viola e Giorgia, seguite dal prof. Paolo Tosti. Interverrà anche una delegazione nazionale e locale delle Donne in Nero; si analizzerà, con l’aiuto di uno psicologo, L’umor nero, si svolgerà una curiosa presentazione di libri, e per chiudere, una degustazione di Birra alla Canapa (SeminaMenti), nera e rivoluzionaria, Brumaio.

Artisti partecipanti alla IX edizione Land Art al Furlo

ARTISTI NEL PARCO: Ars Ruralis, Donatella Vici Mauro Bagella Marialisa Monna, Camillo Baldeschi, Lauretta Barcaroli, BORDERART, Matteo Calabrò, Jonathan Campisi, Antonio Carbone, Giuseppe Colangelo, Lucia Di Miceli, Giovanna Giusto, Angela La Rosa, Lughia Caddeo, Enrico Miglio, Santo Nicoletti, Mikki Osbourne, Vincenzo Padiglione, Marco Gabriel Perli, Michele Picone, Sisto Righi, Toni Scarduzio, Carla Sello, Antonio Sorace, Roberto Sportellini, Valeria Lilith Finazzii, Marco Cadoni, Mara van Wees.

ARTISTI PER GALLERIA ELETTRA: Luisella Abbondi, Adriana Argalia, Annamaria Atturo, Angelisa Bertoloni, Silvia Boldrini, Branciforte, Silvia Caiti, Manuela Cannelli, Daniele Covarino, Angela Galati, Salvatore Giunta, Zhao Jingxuan, Armando Moriconi, Giandomenico Papa, Cecilia Piersigilli, Thea Tini, Mauro Tozzi, Luhan Zheng, Sharon Arizzi, Viola Federiconi, Giorgia Bonafede, Yvonne Ekman, Andrea Baffoni, Achille Quadrini.

PROGRAMMA

/ 25 agosto 2018

/ ore 16.00 APERTURA con tutti gli artisti, i critici, i giornalisti d’arte, le maestranze locali e provinciali che presentano al pubblico la IX edizione della Passeggiata d’Arte. Con la presenza di due web tv: in diretta “OndaLibera Tv” di Dante Leopardi e in differita “Laforzadicambiare.it” di Alberto Pancrazi.

/ ore 16.30 VISITA GUIDATA nel parco di sculture di Sant’Anna e nella Galleria Elettra a tutte le opere, raccontate dagli stessi artisti e da Andrea Baffoni con interventi di Elvio Moretti.

/ ore 17.30 INCONTRI: Andrea Baffoni, curatore della Land Art al Furlo e storico dell’arte, racconta la genesi di un non colore e il “Nero” nell’arte.

/ ore 18,30 Elvio Moretti, docente urbinate e vicepresidente della Casa degli Artisti, in una videoconferenza dal titolo: “Creepypasta”.

/ ore 19.00 PERFORMANCE “Nero in opera 2018” di Donatella Vici con il maestro compositore Mauro Bagella, Marialisa Monna (voce recitante).

/ ore 19.30 BUFFET e BIRRA BANCO “Biére de la Rèvolution” con due degustazioni, la bionda, Fruttidoro e la NERA Brumaio. Presentano Laura Nolfi e Federica Scaglioni di “SeminaMenti.it”.

2 settembre 2018

/ ore 16.00 INCONTRI: “Le donne in nero si raccontano”

Performance e video: “Il Nero delle Donne” storie nel mondo Intervallo: Caffè e Tè nero “Il tribunale delle donne: un approccio femminista alla Giustizia”: interviene Miriam Carlino, Donne in Nero di Bologna Organizzazione delle Donne in Nero di Fano: un particolare ringraziamento alla militante Tiziana Gasparini

9 settembre 2018

/ ore 17.00 INCONTRI: “Imparare a volare: malinconia, senso della vita e della società” conferenza dello psicologo di comunità Mario D’Andreta

PRESENTAZIONI DI LIBRI “La strada di Elena” (Italic&Pequod) di Maria Profeta, con l’autrice, Mario D’Andreta e Andreina De Tomassi Massimo Diosono “Continuum” (Futura) con l’autore e Andrea Baffoni

16 settembre 2018

/ ore 17.00 LABORATORIO ESPERIENZIALE: “Nigredo, il Sogno Nero”. Elisabetta Baccanti, psicoterapeuta transpersonale a mediazione corporea, conduce un percorso psico-espressivo attraverso l’uso dei suoni, colori, movimento. (Info pagina Eventi su FB. A numero chiuso occorre prenotare entro il 10 settembre al 333 2859595).

23 settembre 2018

/ ore 16.00 PERFORMANCE COLLETTIVA: Azione vocale in nero con Claudia Fofi: un rituale di risveglio vocale nella natura. Partecipa il Gruppo di sperimentazione vocale della Biblioteca Sperelliana di Gubbio.

Chiusura ore 17,30: brindisi per la X edizione della LAND ART AL FURLO e i 100 anni del “Villaggio Operaio” 1919-2019

La Casa degli Artisti, Residenza creativa, è un’associazione culturale di tipo filantropico, inserita nello SPAC (Sistema Provinciale dell’Arte Contemporanea), riconosciuta dalla Regione Marche e dal Comune di Fossombrone. I due conduttori-mecenati, Andreina De Tomassi (giornalista) e Antonio Sorace (scultore) mettono a disposizione le loro abitazioni, (una era la casa dell’Ingegnere, l’altra era una grande casa operaia, entrambe del 1919) e cinque ettari di Parco naturale inserito nella Riserva Statale Gola del Furlo.

Provenienti da una cultura sessantottina, indifferenti al potere e al sistema chiuso dell’arte, credono che la Bellezza sia un Bene Comune. Per Andreina e Antonio, che hanno lasciato Roma, l’Arte è curiosità, condivisione, stupore. E’ una freccia, una infinita domanda di senso. Accogliere gli artisti (scultori, performer, videoartisti, pittori, fotografi, ceramisti, calligrafi, musicisti, attori, ecc..) non vuol dire solo offrire una vetrina, ma permettere agli ospiti di conoscere un luogo struggente come la Gola del Furlo e consigliare visite nei dintorni del Montefeltro con le sue memorie mezzadrili, le rocche fortificate e aprire il sipario su un Paesaggio emozionante.

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