#Mantis Shrimp Twins

[norts-trolls]

Hey mantis twins is your kitchen electric or gas?

Kleeil: Alive??? Electric??? Kleiel: We've got a bio core powering the house.

[norts-trolls]

WOE TWINS BE UPON YE!! i have more twins but like their siblings were made by/owned by friends so i wont add em to this list

Of course the mantis shrimp twins Kleiel and Kleeil

Phobos and Virtus The sun and moon twins

Uhunei and Xander the song dragon twins

fantroll community. hello.

u MUST show me ur twins NOW!!! u have 2, im compelling u 2

i go first <3

juniee and maylon <3

neguna and pharyx

and then kemdal and houell

[mochinomnoms]

I am eating up shirmpy chronicles content

I was thinking of the mix of genes that maybe there are some shirmpkids that have sharp pointy teeth like eels and eelkids that have a bit more blunt teeth like yuu what if we add Azul to the mix? Either in octopolycule or in uncle Azul either way he just wouldn't tolerate if the kids get bullied by "not fitting their species standards"

Also i fully agree with the ideas of mixes of shirmps and eels for the kids learning how a hybrid would work looks interesting but tiring I do think little eels and shirmps in case of octopolycule with purple-ish colors and spots would be so cute but as far as hybrid goes maybe MAYBE one of the elvers get born with shirmp antennas AND THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE and and more Azul and merkids Azul's mother teaching the kids how to do simple cooking stuff and while preparing the ingredients there is an elver next to her playing trashcan so when there is something that isn't of use from the ingredients the elver just goes :O and eats it

-Vaquita

Hell yeah! I have a few ideas for hybrid shrimpkids, I'll separate them via Tweels and Octopolycule:

Shrimpy Chronicles: Explanation of Hybrid Children

For reference: Fries can refer to both baby shrimp and octopi, so the shrimps will be called berries (cause the eggs look like berries lol) and octopi as hatchlings. Elvers are still baby eels! I'll refer to all the babies as fries in general to make it easier to read.

General:

All the kids, regardless of their fathers, are half-human. While the transformation potion permanently alters Yuu's appearance, it doesn't change their DNA. As such, the kids are a bit more mammalian than aquatic. This means that technically speaking, if Yuu is able to, the fries could be breastfed, but this depends on how human the fries are born as.

The most common variation in the hybrids is more varied colors/patterns. However, certain aspects of one species can pass over, such as the twin's teeth, pharyngeal jaws, and claws. Azul's dumbbell-shaped eyes, rectangular pupils, ink, and chromatophores can also be passed down. Shrimp Yuu's antennas, legs, “cleaning” behaviors, and patterning can be passed down, as well as some more human traits. Namely, the ones mentioned before, but they also have the potential to transform from merform to human without the aid of a transformation potion.

Because the fries are half-human, they are not suited well for the deep sea, unlike their father(s). Neither is Shrimp Yuu, even their type of merfolk is suited for corals reefs and bays. There is a chance that at least one or two of the fry will develop closer to their father(s), however.

The more gluttonous fries are actually a tie between the berries or the elvers. So the fry going :O to be a trashcan can be either shrimp or eel.

All the fries are prone to hiding. Eels, octopi, and shrimp all tend to hide in corals, crevices, etc. This makes them excellent at both hide n seek and giving their parents heart attacks.

Their diets are extremely varied due to their parentage, and while technically the berries and hatchlings can eat shrimp and octopus, it's more of the principle of the thing.

Moray/Shrimp Children

The most common result in hybridization for the twin's and Yuu'd children is higher variation in their colors and patterns. Teal and red at best makes a muted purple-brown, at worst is just a plain brown. Their kids are more likely to come out as either teal, red, or a more mosaic coloring (think of mantis shrimp's colors and patterns).

The elvers can develop antennas on their heads, like their berry siblings. Alternatively, they may not have pharyngeal jaws or sharp teeth, or claws. These elvers require more protection/supervision. Likewise, berries can develop all those traits as well.

Whether or not the elvers or berries are bioluminescent is random, but the ones with more eel traits are more likely to develop the trait

Sharp teeth are a dominant trait, so more likely than not most of the fries will have sharp teeth. Not all of them will develop the pharyngeal jaws though, and is more likely to show in the elvers than the berries.

Behavior-wise, the fries that take on more eel traits (regardless if elver or berry) will be prone to more predator behavior and instincts. You can find one of the berries barring their teeth at one of the elvers if they both take after their father(s) in this case. The opposite is true for the fries that take on more shrimp traits.

All the fries, regardless of which parent they take after more, will have the need to tend and clean each other and their family. This is because I just think the idea of Jade/Floyd being covered in fries is funny.

Octopus/Shrimp Children

Various patterns and coloring are also a common result for Azul and Yuu's children. Purple/lavender and red are adjacent colors (I think that's the word) so they mix much better. These kids will find themselves in a variety of shades of magenta, cool pinks, purple, lavender, red, or a patterned mosaic of those colors. They will have patterns similar to freckles on their skin, rings, but due to their ability to easily change their colors, they will copy their parents' patterns out of comfort.

The hatchlings can develop antennas like the berries, but the berries won't develop tentacles. They will, however, have more arm strength similar to their hatchling siblings.

Similar to the elvers, the hatchlings and berries with more octopi traits or behaviors are more likely to be bioluminescent

Berries may be able to produce ink from their mouths, while not all the hatchlings are able to do the same. Because of this, they are more prone to hiding to avoid danger and conflict.

Behavior-wise, both hatchlings and berries are prone to hiding. They are much shyer than their elver siblings, and you can find them using baskets, large shells, pots, etc as hiding spots. Often, if you find one, you will find many in that same spot. Sometimes, the hatchlings will develop the same cleaning tendencies as the berries.

These kids will also find themselves prone to cleaning their siblings and parents, but they are also collectors. The hatchlings and berries will get into groups and compete on who can find the coolest items. Their elver siblings are judges.

Moray/Octopus Children

Various patterns and coloring are once again the most common result for any of Azul and the twins' fry. Purple/lavender and teal produce a muted blue. But the fry will find themselves in a variety of shades of muted blues, purple, lavender, teal, or a patterned mosaic of those colors. They will have patterns similar to freckles on their skin, or the stripes seen on the twins' skin. They can also easily change their skin colors.

Hatchlings can develop Jade/Floyd's pharyngeal jaws and sharp teeth, as well as their claws. On the opposite end, the elvers may not develop those traits.

Regardless if they take more moray or octopus traits, they are all bioluminescent.

The elvers may produce a more ink-like mucus on their skin, while the hatchlings may not produce any ink at all. They may however produce the same mucus on their skin as the elvers.

Behavior-wise, technically speaking both morays and octopi are a type of predator, morays just more so. But you can find eels and octopi fighting in the wild. So, you can actually find the elvers and hatchlings play fighting against each other. They make it a game (whoever loses has to take over the other's chores).

The hatchlings and elvers are more protective of their berry siblings, and you can often find them in pairs or trios, with at least one elver/hatchling with one or more berries.

And that's all I got today folks! Womp womp, I love the Shrimpy Chronicles, they're so fun to write!!! As me for more, I have many thoughts and names for the potential children, hehee.

[thicctails]

curious about Bill's relationships with the twins in gbc

Bill is the twins' very reluctant, pissy, shithead older brother. At first, his ass is NOT conversing with them, because he's butthurt and jealous that he has to share his parents now that he knows they're alive, and he certainly doesn't consider them family (more like bothersome strays his parents picked up), but he's also smart enough to not hurt/torment them.

Eventually, though, Dipper and Mabel start to claw back his walls and nestle their way into his heart-equivalent organ, like the preteen parasites they are.

Individual twin stuff below!

Dipper: 🌲❔⭐

He likes picking on Dipper more, because the kid is easy to rile up, what with his anxiety and embarassing crush on Wendy. Bill looks at Dipper and sees a smaller, sweatier Sixer, complete with his own (and in Bill's opinion, better) abnormality.

However, where Ford was selfish and willing to give Bill everything and anything for answers, soaking up praise like a sponge, Dipper is far less susceptible to Bill's bullshit, and will actually give him sass. Bill gave Stan a nightmare once early on, and Dipper got so mad that he pulled out Bill's full, legal name and cursed him out in Euclydiean. He's seen Scalene's drawings of Bill as a baby in his comically large shoes, and thus is not at all afraid of him.

Bill, a creature that lives in the NIGHTMARE REALM, is wholly unused to this. It's weird and different, but it's not... Bad. As they get closer, Bill finds that Dipper is more than just the awkward potential puppet that he initially thought he was. He's got a good moral compass, yes, but it wavers now and then, and Pinetree is more than willing to do mean, vindictive things with Bill if someone crosses his family.

While Mabel got her Unicorn adventure with Bill as her first big bonding moment, Dipper's comes when he gets knocked unconscious during his encounter with Gideon's robot. Bill appears to Dipper and offers to wake him up and help him save Mabel, if Dipper is willing to let him possess his body. Now, Bill knows he's desperate, and could have easily added the condition that he gets to keep Dipper's body, or simply just not held up his end of the deal, but he doesn't. When Dipper awakes, he's bruised and sore, and his knuckles are covered in drying blood, but he is himself, and Mabel is safe, grinning at him as she grapples them down to the ground.

After that, Bill starts to casually hang around a lot more, usually by possessing Gompers or one of Mabel's stuffed animals. When Dipper starts to dress up again, Bill makes him a set of star earrings. Now, they are made out of teeth, but it's dragon teeth this time!

Mabel: 🌠💓💥

Bill bonds with Mabel much faster, because it's easier for him to relate to her! Mabel is flashy, chaotic, and unapologetic, and Bill loves that! Usually, humans are very predictable and have boring Dreamscapes, but not Mabel. She changes gears faster than a Mantis shrimp punches, and her antics are way more amusing than anything Ford did.

He 100% enables her crazy plans. She wants to set off fireworks for Waddle and Gompers' wedding? Stan keeps the good stuff under his bed. She's making Dipper a special jug of Mabel Juice? Here kid, have some Smile Dip Ultra! (See you in the astral plane, Pinetree!) Cops are trying to send you to Washington for uncovering a government secret? RUN THEM OVER WITH A CAR!

...okay she doesn't listen on that last one, but you get the idea.

His absolute favorite moment with her was watching her punch Celestabellebethabelle's snout until it looked like a gnome threw up on it. He, at that time, was busy suffocating a Satyr with his plushie Unicorn form, but he was sure to give her plenty of praise.

He was surprised at the warm, fuzzy feeling that bloomed when she grinned at him, rainbow blood splattered on her cheek. Hmm. Had he eaten something recently and not chewed it enough? Maybe he was getting sick or something equally stupid. Surely he was not experiencing... Emotions. Ew.

Mabel bedazzles his bowtie for him. She is the only being aside from his parents who have touched his accessories and lived.

[sweetbunpura]

Childhood Friend, Yuu the (Mantis) Shrimp

Black Fem!Yuu ahead!

Okay so like imagine if Jade, Floyd, Azul, and Yuu were childhood friends back in the Coral Sea. Jade and Floyd "befriend" Azul the same way, but Yuu? They saw Yuu punching someone and sending them clean into the ground or a building, Floyd and Jade were immediately like "This one, we should keep this one." Yuu's still bright and colorful, but now she's like 100% worse to be around when paired with the Leech twins. And the Leech family? Oh they love her, not only is she not scared of any one of them, she finds them just as interesting back. Shame she ain't a cleaner shrimp, tho.

Anyway, the boys attend NRC and Yuu somehow, probably the octotrio managing to pull strings to get her to attend NRC, is able to go to school with them. just about 90% of the guys there are like "oh sweet, there's a girl here" and then they see who she's with and how she acts and it's suddenly like "I fear for my life." Floyd and Yuu often get into some form of play fighting, Floyd with his squeezes and Yuu with her punches. Azul uses Yuu as another enforcer if the twins aren't available at the moment. Jade often messes with Yuu to see what will make her punch him, he's trying to train himself to be able to catch them.

Jade and Floyd gifted Yuu brass knuckles.... they had spikes on them to replace the fact that Yuu didn't have her claws anymore when on land. Azul promptly confiscated them, but gave her a set without spikes on them. Azul also uses Yuu to lure in suckers, ahem, clients

[asexxxualauthor]

So…I just realized—

Cherrybomb, my OC I’m working on, is from RWBY. Her Semblance—her special ability—is that she can see in everything from UV to Infrared at once. She’s also a martial artist, fighting primarily with her fists, and especially with Razzle and Dazzle, her twin tonfas that can release explosive bursts of force.

…so basically she’s a Mantis Shrimp

[twistedroseytoesy]

Octavinelle + jack with a mantis shrimp mer reader

fourth most popular on the poll! Thank you everyone for voting and helping me decide what to work on!

Reader is specifically a peacock mantis shrimp. Spear or club subtype will be specified. This is going to be a bit longer due to that.

Description

Many crustation-mer's human halves replace where the head of the crustation would be, so your lower half has the shrimp body and the curled deadly weapons for arms. You are smaller than most other mers, about 4 feet from head to tail tip. You have bright colorful markings and scale-like coverings along your body. you can see the usual range of color + ultraviolet range. you usually walk along the sea floor, only using your tail to shoot backward from danger. Your shrimp arms either end in a club-like way, with a large blunt end perfect for smashing open clams or shells. Or it is covered with small serrated edges, just like a mantises claws, these are perfect for spearing fish and ensnaring them to keep them from escaping.

Your human form is much weaker in your opinion, it is also fairly small, You're about 4'9". you still have impressive arm strength, easily able to punch through a wall or break bones with a single hit. You also have taught yourself martial arts to improve your form and be able to defend yourself well. you have markings along your body similar to the scales of your mer form and you like to wear bright and colorful clothing.

Octavinelle

Azul: Was very interested in your unique and bright clothing options. "You're rather small, you might need protection~ just sign here and you could have special magical protection and the eel twins to come to your aid! No? why ever not?" You then show that you can easily crumple someone and throw them across a room. He's a bit scared of you at how quickly your arm moved, he almost didn't see it! Still tries to hire you to work for mostro lounge, do you know how beneficial and effective of a bouncer you would be?! He'll pay you well, also because he knows you would crumple him like a piece of paper if he tried to undermine you.

Never would have guessed you were a mer. Stumbled to the pools to relax and found you in your mer form. Complimented you and showed he was slightly envious of your bright and beautiful colors. Complimented your strength when you easily turned a rock to dush with one club punch. Also impressed by how you easily speared a paper out of the air as it fluttered about. Still insists you work at the mostro lounge. You take pride in how much he compliments your mer form and like to show off to him, just to listen to the praises that always lead to him asking for you to work with him. Maybe someday...

Jade: Your bright colors yet defensive attitude were quite the fascinating mix that drew this eel to you. Observes you from a distance and knows not to mess with you physically due to your impressive strength and the many students with broken bones who tried to fight you. Likes to drop hints that he knows what you are and likes to tease you by eating any shrimp dishes when near you just to see you clench your jaw/fists. Likes to see you squirm under his uncomfortable questioning and vague threats.

Found you in your mer form one day at the octavinelle pools when he wanted to stretch out his fins. Slips into the water and tries to sneak up on you. honestly was startled that you turned and struck him with dizzying speed. Knocked onto his back as he was on the floor of the pool. when he got his breath back he weakly complimented your deadly skill with a spear/club. stays away from you but asks to observe your mer form a bit. Also tested your reflexes. you passed his drop test 100%. He's impressed. Tries to convince you to work a bit at the Mostro lounge as a bouncer, no one wants to be winded with one punch. Doesn't defend you since he knows you can defend yourself very well. Sometimes redirects people's anger toward you just to watch them get beaten in less than 10 seconds flat.

Floyd: You're so bright and colorful and tiny! but man can you throw a punch! when he popped up behind you he didn't expect to get a swift gut punch, he likes your bravery! Called you "mantis shrimpy" Wasn't expecting to be so on the nose. He loves to watch you fight, you break things so quickly! you also are able to break out of his grasp when he tried to squeeze you. Your arms move so fast too! He nags you to teach him some moves. Thinks you're super fun and cool! you're one of the only people who will not hesitate to be blunt with Floyd even on his bad-mood days.

On a particularly bad day when you escaped his grasp, he challenged you by saying "you wouldn't be able to beat me in my mer-form little mantis shrimp." You accepted his challenge. "ehhhh? Do you wanna get beaten so badly? fine by me~" He hops into the water and transforms his about 3 times your length. Despite that difference, you stood your ground and transformed as well. His grouchiness dissipated and he almost completely forgot that this was supposed to be a fight. He rushes at you to look you over and squeeze you cause you're so small and cute and pretty! You daze him with a swift club to the chest, winding him. If you had the spear you would have cut into his arm a bit as you redirected his speed past yourself. The eel had sparkles in his eyes as he watches you hold him down with your powerful arms. Happily admits defeat and zooms around you to look at your little form! and asks to take you for a ride on his back someday. Up to you what happens then.

with a special guest!

Jack: Honestly, appreciates how you want to get stronger and how hard you work to defend yourself due to your short height. Is your best workout buddy, and you spar often with each other. He has learned a lot of patience with you and learned some martial arts from you too. He's proud of how far you both have gone in a short amount of training. Amazed at how fast your reflexes are. you could grab a fly out of the air with your fingers easily! looks up to you even if you are in the same grade. If anyone is stupid enough to mess with you, they will get flung, immediately K.O., or they will be paralyzed from precise jabs to different parts of their body.

When you show him your mer form, you take pride in his awed expression. He compliments you in his tsundere way as his tail wags. He appreciates your trust and the gesture of friendship. Might hop in the water to spar with you if you challenged him. your scales are tough and you easily stunned him with a single hit from your club to his back. You were careful to not hurt him though. With your spear, you just entrapped him faster than he could have reacted, careful to not cut him with your serrated claws. You let him feel your merform in return for getting to feel his beast form.

Also, these shrimp are so interesting! their punches or spearing abilities are as fast as a bullet and can easily do as much damage as one too. they are smart and fast too. even with their small size, they are scary strong!

[fallenpetalau]

i got a little distracted with making these little gems and backstories that go with them 😭 I'm back on the comic! I promise!

I kept the circus/clown theme i felt our Spinel had, so Yellow is a Sword Swallower, Blue is a Juggler and White is a Pierrot. All of these Spinels are part of troupes - having at least 10-20 of their same gems alongside them while our Pink Spinel is a one-of-a-kind.

Yellow Spinel snaps just like in canon. Except she attacks the colony where her Olivine resides and destroys stuff. Blue Spinel runs away and lets herself corrupt and disappears in the wilderness of a planet near a colony. And White Spinel gets shattered the instant that the fun moment is over. She gets harvested and recycled into remaking new White Spinels

ETA Image Description

[Image Description: Three pictures, each depicting a different circus themed character in the style of Steven Universe.

Image 1 is of a Yellow Spinel proudly holding a sword. She has twin vertical pigtails tied at the end, a yellow court jester themed outfit and a large white Ruff collar that leads to pants that poof out with diamonds on her thigh and solid color to her shoes. Surrounding her is different depictions of herself in various poses, bowing, a size comparison to her diamond, Yellow, and on of her in a state of anger, large black drops overtake much of her outfit and her collar is tattered and stained. Instead of her usual outfit, her goofy pants were replaced with a too-tall alternative that rose past her stomach and only ended at the start of her shirt. Her hair is messed up and her gem is upside down.

Image 2 is of a cat themed Blue Spinel, she acts as a juggler and is noticeably taller than a regular Spinel. Her two-pointed hat moves to her emotions like it were actually a cat's ears. Her arms are made of bicolor streams of ribbon, blue and white alternating and look like baggy sleeves but can be used outside of being as an arm. She has a black upper lip and white lower lip with white upside down drops on her eyelid acting as face makeup. The collar of her outfit and the decoration around her hip is sharper looking than Yellow Spinel's, jutting out and up in multiple points. Also surrounding her is other depictions of her, one holding her juggling pins, one of her crying due to Blue Diamond's oppressive power and three of her corrupted form as a Panther-like creature. It's blue with dark blue teeth, white under the eyes and like a tiger- has two fake eyes imaged on the fur of the back of its ears- it has two sets of ears and two extra limbs on it's shoulders that act similar to the destructive claws of the Mantis Shrimp and is aggressively solitary.

Image 3 is of a White Spinel , much smaller than the other two, both in gem size and in body size and almost completely white in front of a slightly-lit black background. Her gem is the size of a pupil and lacks pigmentation - being almost solid white itself. Her gem is in place of her pupil on her eyeball and she would be only half of Steven's height if lined up next to him with her hat making up the difference. She is an old-fashioned mime themed with a tall cap with black pompoms, a soft two-layered Ruff draping around her neck and a baggy jumper with a simple cord tying the loose fabric close to her form. There are triangles on top and bottom lid that fit together to make black diamonds on her face and each have a small black dot at the outer point of it. ]

I've never written an image description for my art before, I hope it's understandable haha😄

[cupofmaplesyrup]

The Mantis Shrimp Cookie Twins!!

More under the cut:

The mantis shrimp twins!!

Snip: female, courageous, and ready to fight at any time!! She can hit at very, VERY high amounts, like the greatest boxers known. She has a tail and antennae, just as a boxer mantis shrimp! She’s more of a ‘fight first, think later’. And is a lesbian!!

Don’t touch her brother or she’ll tear off your limbs and crumble them in front of you while you’re screaming and crying.

Snap: male, brave, and a clever cookie! While he does have antennae, his tail is flatter and less prominent. Thinks first, acts later. Being someone with a long distance weapon, it’s hard NOT to have to think before you strike. And he is one thinker!! And a homosexual.

Knock down his sister and he’ll shove that spear where the sun don’t shine.

Snip has a seaweed boxer robe and Snap has a coral coat-like robe!

Both are VERY mischievous and chaotic. They LOOOVE to mess up stuff. And they are very very close! They do fight from time to time though- usually ends in a draw on both sides.

Yippeee!!

Have a great day!!

[zestyderg]

Some more mer au ramblings and info under the cut

Rupert feels immense discomfort around Terry and Kent because they, as large predatory shark mers, will hunt seals, and even though mers are not the same as the animals they mimic, Rupert can't help but feel sick seeing Kent bring back a mangled seal corpse for the kids to eat. Everyone knows about his discomfort, and while the shark mers try their best to reassure Rupert that he is not in any danger with them, the orca mers (Lester, Lola, and Cole) tease him and snap their teeth at him. They love messing with him specifically. Luckily the rest of the patrol team stick up for Rupert and aren't afraid to attack the orca mers if they dare to tease Rupert around them.

Rupert's dad dropped him off at the nursery one day and never came back. He died, but also he had no intention of going back to get Rupert. Rupert does remember his life before the nursery, he spent all of it trying to please his dad. So when his dad left him it kinda messed him up, and has only just started to heal from it.

Pauleen used to live with her grandpa, but he came to the nursery when she was very young and handed her over to the shark trio because he was very old and close to death. He passed shortly after and while Pauleen doesn't remember him all that well, the shark trio have told her what they could about him.

Todd was found by himself. No family, just an infant mantis shrimp mer drifting in the current without a care in the world. Like Pauleen, he's got no real memories of a life before the nursery, so to him the shark trio are and have always been his family.

Like real lionfish, Pauleen is venomous. When interacting with her friends she tries her best to keep her spines from pricking anybody.

Todd has the capability of soloing pretty much anyone in this au but he's so cowardly that he's barely a threat.

Rupert is the fastest and most agile swimmer in the patrol team.

The twins don't really have any special abilities, and out the whole patrol team are the most defenseless.

The twins eat a LOT. They refused to eat at the start for obvious reasons, but Dina cracked first and after that she menaced the local fauna, eating any small animals she can get her claws on. Dino is more picky, but he's quite fond of clams, crabs, and smaller fish.

The nursery used to be run by Joe, but he's had to give up his position to Stella as he grew too big to fit in the more shallow waters of the nursery. The shark trio and Joe still talk regularly, though. After the twins met Joe and he found out they came from the nursery, he brought them back. Stella grounded the twins for going into the deeper waters and Joe decided to stick closer to the nursery's edge just in case.

Back when Joe was running it, the nursery used to just watch over baby mers while their parents foraged, and it's only recently that orphans started coming in. Usually baby mers without adults looking after them quickly die, the patrol team are special cases. The orca trio found their way to the nursery on their own, and no one is really sure how.

The twins think about their former lives a lot, and miss being human. They're still trying to figure out how they became mers in the first place, but it's hard when all they remember is nearly drowning one moment and waking up as mers the next.

Dino looked at the scars on Joe and how big they are and wonders what kind of being could possibly be big enough to wound him like that. Little did he know that he would get his answer very soon.

[norts-trolls]

*gives the shrimp twins shrimpfried rice coconut butterfly shrimp and 15 pounds of popcorn shrimp*

Enjoy you guys!

Kleeil: WEHEH WHO DO YOU WANT DEAD BOSS?? Kleiel: YOU WANT A GUY PUNCHED??? WE'LL DO IT JUST FOR YOU FREE!!!

[miscellaneous--bones]

ways that sebastion and saoirse could have kids and the hypopups that would come from each different method.

UNDER THE CUT: genetic overview of the parents, what I think their reproductive genitals/methods would be, and then the actual coopulation methods & outcomes.

CW: SEX, the culmination of various google searches, uhhhh idk how tf else to tag this? im morbidly curious, marine animals are fucked up, sebastian fucks??

GENETIC OVERVIEW, AND ASSOCIATED CHILD REARING METHODS

SEBASTIAN: Blue Whale> similar to human, spem+egg=baby, live birth, normie shit. take care of their babies for 6 to 9 months. ███████> ????? sea snake> ovoviviparity, snakes have the hemipenis which is the fandom norm. sperm, baby in egg in womb, egg hatch in womb then live birth. babies are on their own. great white shark> ovoviviparity win number TWO! otherwise live birth. babies r on their own. mutated anglerfish> sexual paratisism freak shit. females lay eggs in goop like frogs. eggs r on their own from the start lots die lol rip silver spinyfin> regular eggs. babies like plankton? mantis shrimp> internal fertilization, regular eggs. eggs are cared for until they hatch.

SAOIRSE: Grey? Seal> goes into estrus in spring and fall, mammal birth blah blah blah, babies stay with mom for about 3 weeks and then weaned. milk is like 60% fat Human> menstrual cycle

HOW IT ALL FITS TOGETHER:

Sebastian

Goes through a rut more or less yearly, after which he lays (unfertilized) eggs from an oviduct through a cloaca. also has testes that connect to at least one penis, which can produce (often inviolable) sperm. PAST: has never had viable offspring, by himself or with a partner. could theoretically fertilize his own egg and create a genetic clone of himself.

Saoirse

menstrual cycle (periods/ovulation/etc) ovaries, womb, vagina, the lot of it. already overly fertile, then goes through a more or less yearly estrus which bumps it up to an 11. PAST: has had 2 children, 1 a selkie who passed because of her inability to take it to the ocean leading to illness, the other a human that would've lived a long life if not for sepsis.

1) fuck nasty

Saoirse going into estrus, which would have to line up with a week shes otherwise ovulating, AND sebaston would have to be in rut. otherwise a LOT of sex to insure that an egg made it into the womb & is successfully fertilized. even then the egg needs to develop enough to not be pushed out by a shedding urturine lining. from there the egg will develop and hatch within the womb and have saoirse would have a live birth.

kid would look near identical to sebastion, basically being a genetic clone.

2) Get lucky

holy shit viable sperm!!!! otherwise very human pregnancy and birth. this has such a low chance of happening that at LEAST lesley would constantly call the kid "Lucky" regardless of their real name.

kid would be a total wild card.

the safest would be a mix of most of Seb's human attributes and all of saoirse's selkie stuff, making a selkie baby. kid would have to be in the ocean with sebastion for the first 3 weeks before being able to healthily be raised on land in "human" form. could also be more like sebastion, though that could lead to various health issues (mostly physical deformeties. again, if they're LUCKY, they'll have 2-4 arms, a tail, esca, and extra fuzz. if they for some reason tried to have legs AND a tail that'd probably end up with muscular/skeletal issues) also probably intersex. now take into account that Saoirse is a twin btw^

3) Test Tube Time

Lesley would take reproductive/genetic shit from the two and grow them a baby. this would be safest for the kid in the long run and probably the most stressful for the parents (sebastion mostly) might take a few tries to get a dice roll that produces something that can effectivly move and eat and stuff.

big seal serpent monster. maybe it'd have a more or less Human form bc of the selkie genes?

[thailiveabordno1]

MV LUCKY MARIN LIVEABORD 

The Lucky Marine Liveaboard is a 27-meter/89-feet-long liveaboard taking 24 guests on dive safaris in Thailand’s Similan Islands and Lipeh Island. There are 12 air-conditioned cabins and a choice between a VIP Master cabin, a Deluxe Queen or Twin cabin, and triple cabins with bunk beds. One deluxe queen and one twin cabin can be converted into triple cabins. Trips aboard the Lucky Marine include three main meals and snacks, cookies, and fresh fruit throughout the day. Buffet-style meals plus an à-la-carte menu of Thai and European food will be served, and there is a BBQ during trips.

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Dive sites the Lucky Marine Liveaboard visits include Honeymoon Bay, where there are vibrant coral reefs; Tuna Wreck, Elephant Head Rock with its swim-throughs; Turtle Rock with its incredibly varied wildlife; Christmas Point with its colorful fish; Tachai Pinnacle with its large sea fans and small coral gardens; the legendary Richelieu Rock with all its macro creatures, Koh Bon - the best place to find manta rays in the region, and Boonsung Wreck, a dredger at 20 meters’ depth with its nudibranchs, crocodile fish, stonefish, lionfish and many others. Lucky Marine Liveaboard is a trip to remember.

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Book your diving safari aboard the Lucky Marine liveaboard today.

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Boat features

Camera Station

Massage

Daily housekeeping

Audio & video entertainment

Air Conditioned saloon

Aircon Cabins

Sun Deck

Indoor Saloon

Non-Diver (Snorkeler) Friendly

Warm Water Showers

Outdoor Dining

Custom built for diving

Charging stations

En-Suite bathrooms

Free Internet

Paid Internet

Non-Smoking Rooms

Outside Showers

Family Cabins

Seaview Cabins

Separate Rinse for u/w Camera

Naturalist Itineraries

Dedicated Local & International Crew

Leisure Deck

Observation Deck

Bar

BBQ Area

Available for Charter

Naturalist Guide

Highlights

Ideal for divers and non-divers alike

Massages on board

Underwater scooters

Nitrox available

MV LUCKY MARIN LIVEABORD   Accommodation

Master Cabin

1 double bed

Aircon with control

Ensuite Bathroom

Max 2 guests

Deluxe Cabin

1 single and 1 double bed

Aircon with control

Ensuite Bathroom

Max 2 guests

Budget Cabin 2

2 single beds (twin)

Aircon with control

Shared Bathroom

Max 2 guests

Budget Cabin 2 is located on the Main Deck. This has a shared bathroom and is furnished with an individually controlled air conditioning system. This cabin consists of 2 single bunk beds.

MV LUCKY MARIN  5D/4N 14 Dive Similan-Koh Bon-Tachai-Richelieu Rock NORTH ANDAMAN ITINERARY

MV LUCKY MARIN Liveaboard Information

Day 1

The Meeting point for check-in is after 18:00 pm at the stadium in front of Thap la mu pier (Phang Nga Province).

Check-in at the ship, boat briefing, and serve snacks. Departure time is around 22.00 pm

Day 2

4 dives/Similan: 3 Day dives + 1 Sunset dive

Day 3

4 dives/Similan: 3 Day dives + 1 Night dive

Day 4

4 dives/ Koh Tachai, Richelieu Rock: 3 Day dives + 1 Night dive

Day 5: 

3 dives/Similan Koh Bon-3 Day dives. Underway to Tablamu Pier, transfer by minibus back to Phuket approx: 18:00

Marine Life: Regular sightings of Manta Rays & Eagle rays at Koh Bon Pinnacle, as well as the usual Giant Trevailles & Napolean Wrasse. Koh Bon West Ridge can provide Mantis Shrimp, Nudibranch, Lion Fish, Trigger Fish, and big groups of Bat Fish. Richelieu Rock - Whale Sharks, Guitar Sharks, Nurse Sharks, Boxer Shrimp, Durban Dancing Shrimp (good for a manicure), Blue Line Cleaner Shrimps (teeth cleaning), Harlequin Shrimps (rare and beautiful), Tiger Tail Seahorse, Ornate Ghost Pipefish, Reef Top Pipefish, Bentstick Pipefish, and Pineapple Fish.

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* The itinerary description is provided by the boat operator

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The last dive of the trip will be on the penultimate day. Divers are recommended to wait for 24 hours before flying after the last dive.

Sample itineraries and maps are for illustrative purposes only. The exact route and sites visited are subject to change based on local regulations, guest experience, weather, and logistics and are at the Captain's discretion.

[the-old-man-has-the-phonebox]

In regard to music taste? I am the Will Wood and the Tapeworms in my relationship: I am so freakishly weird that I cannot be paired. I am the epitome of “too weird to live, too rare to die”.

I am not something someone can love, but rather something someone can admire as a spectacle of the weirdness of things that can physically exist. A freakshow with a bit more awe. Like a person watching a mantis shrimp send the force of a 0.22 caliber bullet through its prey.

You cannot touch the mantis shrimp. You must contain it in a special tank just so it doesn’t break it open. It is colorful and extraordinary and weird but you cannot get close to it.

In a way, it’s like him: you can revel in the weird sounds and symphonies, but he will always shirk away from getting too involved with fans. (I respect that 100%, I’m just going for parallels here)

…also the heavily medicated and mentally ill part.

Especially the medicated and mentally ill part.

In regard to the nature of my relationship?

…The Front Bottoms.

Twin Size Mattress, specifically.

[harpywritesfic]

the last question is a write-in for your favorite animal- here are the responses I got! [my input in brackets]

Cats!! [very good.]

Squid! [nice. these things are super smart but they have a very short lifespan :((]

Too many, but I think Maned Wolves and Gray Foxes are cool [YAY maned wolves! I LOVE them!!]

Aye-aye's [these suckers are WEIRD-lookin. also, one of the prey species of the fossa, which is one of the quiz outcomes!]

snake [i like you.]

FOX RGREGAGUG [love the enthusiasm!!]

kitties [very good.]

ummm [relatable]

you have. impeccable music taste. [thank you!!!]

gae [i mean, alright.]

Dog [very good.]

Vought F4U Corsair [this was my twin's]

quokkas [cute!!]

Sperm whales (but I also love the gay-colored shrimp who see a fuckton o colors and punch like Kenshiro) [mantis shrimp!! nice!!

elephants [v cool!! african elephants can actually differentiate btwn human voices (iirc, it might actually be languages or tone) to assess threat level!]

leopard [ooh!! very cool!!]

got bored made quiz

[infraaa]

The wheel turns… the blood–pure and warm. Who will take the vial on this winter night?~

Here are some more matchups, some sinful ones for the twst community, once again a lovely gift atop the doorstep of @sugarandmelody! Thank you so much for your purchase! Happy Holidays!

author's notes: i researched animal sex for you

tw//somnophilia, primal kink stuff, bdsm mentions and all that dirty jazz.

NSFW UNDER THE CUT.

→ The Leech Twins

So I get it, you got three characters. But I couldn’t choose between the two of them. So since they’re twins and related and all that I’m gonna collect them as one unit. Floyd and Jade work very similarly in terms of the sexy times. Jade and Floyd are sadists, just in their own ways. To hear that you have a primal kink is quite something for them and they are ready to take full advantage of it.

Floyd is just all over the place with this information. Like an animal on the hunt, he’ll swim for unsuspecting prey, muck like an angler fish would to a blind shrimp. Full of surprises this one is. Cue the jigsaw music! He’s the type to start playful foreplay, being slightly animalistic, teasing you until the real fun begins. Whether it be playfully nibbling on your neck or touching very lightly across the curves on your body, Floyd will be all over it. Oh, but if you cross him, you naughty little brat, you’re definitely going to get it. He’ll flip a whole 180 degrees. He;ll be mean, and he can get mean, watching you writhe in pleasure with a smile on his face, pointy shark like teeth in a twisted grin, heterochromatic eyes agleam.

The confidence boost would come from your inferiority, how small and cute you look under him. But isn't every emotion contagious? He’ll try and share the same emotion with you. Demanding you to try it out, ride him maybe. Do something out of the norm, like fucking in front of a mirror or with a tripod set up. But he’s not as controlling as his brother.

Although Jade is very similar, there’s something that his brother has that he considers as a difference–the mannerisms. While Floyd is very sadistic and has a hunter esque approach, what would Jade love more than that? Corruption. Easy. Jade is a huge fan of that and he will make you cry just to be fucked over and over again. This praying mantis will hunt you, over and over again until you get it. He knows every way to outsmart you, what you like and dislike, you’re like his puppet attached to strings, his marionette, aren’t you? So pretty you are in his eyes when you’re obedient.

He’s also into more obscure things, more dangerous things like aphrodisiacs and complex rope play, so do keep this in mind when he wants to wrap you up like a christmas present that he can immediately unwrap later. But the aphrodisiacs? Let’s talk about that. Sometimes he’ll take mushrooms from his terrariums and feed them to you if he deems them edible. Given the fact that he practically majors in magic pharmacology, he can and will cast a spell on said mushrooms that he picked out, allowing them to have a mystical effect on the brain, similar to the effects of Rohypnol. He could also gang up with Jamil to get some aphrodisiacs from the Land of Hot Sands–the finest in its core.

While teaming up on you is a great pleasure, it seldom happens due to the way Floyd is. Floyd can be possessive, which makes threesomes a bit of a buzzkill. However if he’s definitely in the mood to have some fun teasing you alongside his brother, that’s where it will get interesting. One eel at your feet, tying them up intricately with a coy smile on his lips, and the other eel at your wrists, tying them up slowly, teasing you with making you believe that he’ll make the bonds tighter, when he loosens them up with a laugh emitting from his lips. Teamwork makes the dreamwork, baby! Be prepared to obtain no sleep whatsoever with these proud fishies!

→ Leona Kingscholar

Lions are weird when it comes to sex. Like how long do you need man? What’s funny too is that most of the time he’ll laze away and let you do all the work like the ass he can be.However, when Leona is feeling active, that’s where the real work will begin. Honey, with how long he goes for, be prepared to not sleep. What is sleep anyway with these dudes?

Everything with him is slow, and I mean painfully slow. Lions are known to take their (fucking) time. And oh boy he will most certainly take his fucking time with you. Leona likes the fact that you like the confident type to take control. He’s not shy and he’s not afraid to let ya know, like seriously. Moreso into breeding than the work of primal, bc ol dude doesn't like the chase, he understands that he is a royal heir to the throne of the Afterglow, and thus in this aspect wants to compete with his older brother, now by route of children, which can sound strange we know, but the mere thought is what he goes for, not the actual trying for a kid. Leona is into the risk factor of breeding itself. He enjoys seeing you become so full of him at once, taking his precious time to fill you with his seed before laughing coyly because of how pitiful you look underneath him, little whining mess you are. He’s got a lot more up his sleeve too.

But hey, are you a brat too? Because Leona loves that shit as well. He may not like to fight, he will anyway. (Cue the bitch in him to come out.) But then there’s that moment where he’s like “I’m a leo, worship me instead you little slut” type deal.

Ohohoho, if you have your eyes on Malleus?? The dragon?? OH DEAR. Leona does NOT like that. “Oi, why are you hangin around that damn lizard???” type mf. He will take it personally. If he sees you interacting with Malleus McThot, (AKA M word,) He’s gonna fuck the shit out of your body. He doesn’t know whether or not he touched you, and he’s tryna get that coy smug out of your head, that coquettish prick! He may be a slow one, but when his enemies get involved, there’s a reason for him to be thorough. The constant hair pulling, biting, and digging his claws into your clean thighs is something he’s going to find pleasure in. Oh and the hickies he’ll leave exposed so that when you see Malleus next he’ll also see them. It’s an ego boost for him, sweetheart. They’ve gotta know that you’re Leona’s herbivore now, not that silly lizard’s toy.

Corruption? Corruption. If Malleus somehow gets involved, you may find yourself sandwiched in between them. Both of these princes are hotheaded and competitive with each other. Leona would try in every possible way to make himself appear better than Malleus in the respect that he may know you better, as well as your body respectively. Whatever Malleus does, he mirrors, but he will find a way to make it better. He intends to take your innocence, not hand it over to that pesky dragon fellow. He will dumbify you into his little cumslut for all to see, whether Malleus has something to do with it or not. And the hunts between the two of them and you? Tag teaming? Oh shit, they’re corner you like the hyenas did to lil simba in the lion king. Menacing grin and all. What a fantastic adventure you three will have together. Definitely a delicious romp indeed.

→ Malleus Draconia

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING-

Okay, I may be a little biased here. But Malleus is my husband ok? But Malleus is soooooo good at this shit. Too bad he’s gotta be so complex about it. So this may be a little unusual, but he has rut seasons like deer have. Yes, this man has heat cycles… kinda. Let me explain! The nesting occurs without you even knowing that the hell is going on. He just has blankets and pillows and clothes all wrapped up into a cute little nest. And he's just like “:)” and you’re like “?” That is… until the courting starts.

He wants you to know that he’s confident in the respect that he’s rich. His ego wants you to see that he’s gonna fuck you like a ragdoll. So in this respect he either buys you expensive jewelry, or he gives you sparkly things from his hoard. But one thing stands out among all his gifts over a period of a week: A choker. But not just any choker. It was designed to look like a collar with sparkling rhinestones and a locket in the very center. He asks you to wear it for the day, and when the daylight is just about to disappear, to go to the Diasomnia dorm. Oh god.

So this man doesn’t really believe in sex. Well… most of the time. We’ll get to that in a minute, but, this man is a “making love” type mf. He treats this act as something sacred, something with immeasurable value, and so he treats you as such. But it gets worse. You know how lizards are like… real sure that they’re lover is pregnant or something? Ok so Malleus has two dicks. Two. And oh boy they’re big. He uses both of them–one at a time of course he doesn;t wanna tear you in half, and he’ll take your body over and over again, very thoroughly. The thing is that he’s also into breeding, similar to Leona, but in the sense that it’s to actually procreate. He’s the crowned heir of the VoT–guys being pressured for babies by the Imperial Court. So once you’re committed, you’re committed for life.

Be advised– he will take full advantage of your primal kink. His heat cycles kick in during the spring and sporadically throughout the summer, blasting as soon as September hits. During these months, he will be on your ass. Literally and figuratively. He will make it clear. Very clear, that you are his and his mate to be, so buckle up.

He also has somnophilia and a size kink. The fact that you’re small and cute… adds so much arousal to his mind he doesn’t believe that such emotions are real at first. Seeing that you barely fit his size as he slooooowlllllly slides in, pumping cautiously, his black nails literally trembling on his fingers, quaking with the need to bash your body into the mattress… pure heaven. If push comes to shove, somnophilia may also be inserted into the mix. He gets turned the hell on when he sees you at your purest–the pure form of sleep in your pajamas, clankets curdled around your body as your chest calmly rises and sinks with each unconscious breath. When clearly communicated beforehand, this could be an intoxicating experience, and it adds to the primal factor in terms of “sneaking up on prey at the most unprecedented of times.” This, combined with breeding will make him a drunken mess of a man. He even lets some of his draconic features come loose, like his tail, a longer tongue, sharper nails, and hell, maybe even his wings if he really lets go. He’s not afraid to let go a little bit around you, if that means completely lashing out too then that is what he will do. Now, let’s say he succumbs to the sick desires in his head, what will happen? Your legs. Non existent–you won’t be able to feel the muscles in your legs for a week or so. And with how constant his heat cycles are this can last for a while, the numbness. It’s just from how deliciously hard he’s going at you. It turns from giving your body incomprehensible pleasure into your body being used for his pleasure, and his haughty sadistic mind gets aroused from seeing you squirm, unable to scream anymore, legs shaking and quivering from underneath him. It’s all for fun though, he never intends to hurt you or deliberately cause pain.

Just make sure you let him know of any limitations that you may have, or else he may just lose his mental…~