#Mamiya Shitpost

[ghostybane]

Me forgetting I did this Vid along time ago

this was supposedly a joke- I still think it goofy I even did this. I'm cryyiiiinggggg helppp Natsumeeee- Natsume abuse is A-OKAY!!!! Please don't ask me where I found this website to play the funny character game cause- I legit forgor and idk what the link is- I could prolly find it somehow... (I wished I didn't forget the link but oh well just enjoy this lol)

[ohtori-dropout]

I have decided to drag my past deranged ideas into my present deranged ideas and turn this into a minific of “what if Anthy got stupid from sleep deprivation for once”. enjoy

Sleep deprivation was something Anthy was more than used to. She barely ever got a night’s worth of sleep in the first place, so making the adjustment to working double-time as Anthy and as Mamiya was simple. Besides, as Mamiya, he could pass off the tiredness as sickness - a symptom of the mystery disease that had “nearly” taken his life so long ago, never mind the grave and the corpse and how warped his portrayal of the dead boy was. So when the hours lost caught hold of him, clutching to his masculine parody of a Rose Bride’s uniform and digging, digging, digging deep within him, his sudden lack of cognitive function took him entirely off-guard.

As he gracefully (grace above all - bride or groom he was still of the roses) slumped over the edge of the tank, his eyes making bleary contact with the rosebud beneath him, all he could think of was Nanami. More specifically, how funny it would be to mess with her right then. It had been a long week, after all - the cow trick was a great laugh, but he felt the urge for more, something to get his mind off of Mikage and Akio and Utena and burning halls and false memories. Maybe he would have thought of something if he wasn’t one dose of cold medicine away from a coma — wait.

He blinked once. Twice. Utena had cold medicine. There were raw chicken breasts in the form fridge. An involuntary giggle erupted from his throat - quickly disguised as a hacking fit. As he heard Mikage’s footsteps approach, the “plan” - if one could truly call it that - solidified in his head.

Heeheeheeee cold medicine chicken bento for Nanami.

[tourniquesence]

heres some funny mamiya memes also ahahaha whaaaat is mamiya a shared illusion currently 20% off on steam or something??? woww that’s crazy you should go read it…haha jk… unless?

[gloriousmonsters]

mamiya using ‘oh well my black rose told me something’ as a reason to undertake a plan on a flimsy concept is so fucking funny. as is the fact that mikage just accepts this. it’s really just like

mikage souji, presumable owner of a doctorate, wrote a thesis, the closest thing this surreal setting has to an Actual Scientist: so that idea doesn’t really make sense going off the previous evidence we have 

his goth twink boyfriend who never went to college, lives in the morgue, and believes that flowers speak to him telepathically:

mikage: hmm. understandable. I’ll take that under consideration but you’re probably right

[sakkarozu]

Utena drawings I drew like 2 months ago and forgot to post lol

[oktagram8]

[lex-cursus]

Foxgirl supremacy.

[silverninja48]

This is an irrelevant shitpost but if you still read it I’ll be happy

So

Splatocalypse is coming very soon.

For those who don’t know, Splatocalypse is the name of the Final Splatfest in Splatoon 2, from 18 July 2019 to 21 July 2019.

You know, that game with children who can transforme into squids and octopuses and who fight by throwing ink at each other.

Yeah, this.

Anyway, the Final Splatfest is coming soon.

And it’s Chaos VS Order.

(The promotional artwork itself gives you an idea of how much it will indeed be the apocalypse)

I’m Team Chaos btw.

Anyway, I’m not here to talk about who should win, if you should choose this or that team, or doing a theory about it like everyone.

Actually, I’m here to do something much stupider.

I want to know who would go in each team. I’m not talking about the Splatoon’s characters, but from other Fandoms.

Someone has already done it with the Splatoon manga’s characters, so I’m not going to do it with them (even tho there’s one or two characters where I don’t agree their choices but never mind)

I was thinking to do it with the Fandoms I am in.

Tsukiuta/Tsukipro

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Sonic the Hedgehog’s franchise

Transformers Animated

Fairy Tail

Ninjago

Kid Icarus: Uprising

The Legend of Zelda too, maybe ?

Zombieland Saga ???

There must be more but I can’t remind every Fandoms I have been in my life...

Anyway

I don’t have enough time to do them all so I think I’ll do several posts about it ?

Let’s start with Tsukiuta/Tsukipro or more generally, Tsukino Productions’ idols.

(I’m planning to tag all the Fandoms I quoted so in case someone decides to read this, is part of one and doesn’t know the others, I decided to make a short introduction of what are each Fandoms)

In short, Tsukino Productions is about idols. Japanese Idols.

Tsukiuta appeared first and is about 24 idols from each sex who are associated with a month (it means there’s a boy and a girl who are in a charge of each month). Those are separated in 4 units: Six Gravity, Procellarum, Fluna and Seleas.

Tsukipro then, is about 4 male units: SolidS, SOARA, QUELL and Growth. They’re really different from each other and have their own specific theme (for exemple, the unit SolidS is adult, mature and sexy while SOARA is about pop-rock and talks about more... friendly things).

I’ll also take VAZZROCK’s idols (who aren’t in any of the animes but I like them all too), but since I don’t know them well, it might be inaccurate (actually, same for the Tsukiuta’s girls;;;;) 

TSUKIUTA

Six Gravity

Mutsuki Hajime (leader): Order

Yayoi Haru: Order (but I feel like he would be great in Chaos too ? Idk lol)

Uduki Arata: Chaos

Satsuki Aoi: Order

Shiwasu Kakeru: Order

Kisaragi Koi: Chaos

Procellarum

Demon Lord Shimotsuki Shun (leader): C H A O S (beat me)

Fuduki Kai: Order (someone must stop Shun lol)

Haduki You: Order (straightman n°1 lol)

Nagatsuki Yoru: Order

Minaduki Rui: Chaos (Shun dragged him lol) but he would also be in Order

Kannaduki Iku: Order

Fluna

Hanazono Yuki (leader): Order

Kisaragi Ai: Order

Togawa Chisa: Chaos

Yuki Wakaba: Order

Hijiri Kurisu: Chaos

Momosaki Hina: Order (but would also get dragged in Chaos by Kurisu)

Seleas

Terase Yuno: Order

Himekawa Mizuki: Chaos

Motomiya Matsuri: Chaos

Asagiri Akane: Order

Ichisaki Reina: Chaos

Tendouin Tsubaki (leader): Order (the White Witch isn’t as troublesome as the Demon Lord lol)

TSUKIPRO

SolidS

Takamatsumura Shiki (leader): Chaos

Okui Tsubasa: Chaos

Sera Rikka: Order (but I somewhat feel like he would kinda also be in Chaos too ???)

Murase Dai: Order (save him)

SOARA

Ohara Sora (leader): Chaos

Arihara Morihito: Order

Kagurazaka Soshi: Chaos

Munakata Ren: Order (but would possibly get dragged in Chaos by Nozomu. Mori, save him xD)

Nanase Nozomu: Chaos (his whole room is already chaos lol)

QUELL

Izumi Shu (leader): Order

Horimiya Eichi: Order

Kuga Issei: Order

Kuga Ichiru: Chaos

Growth

Eto Koki (leader): Order (too pure for this messed up world, save him)

Yaegashi Kensuke: Chaos

Sakuraba Ryota: surprisingly Order ???

Fujimura Mamoru: Order

VAZZROCK

Vazzy

Mamiya Takaaki (leader): Chaos (I feel like it~)

Kira Ouka: Order (absolutely)

Kiduku Issa: Chaos

Kiduku Futaba: Order (I think ???)

Oyama Naosuke: Chaos

Shirase Yuma: Order

ROCKDOWN

Onoda Sho (leader): Order

Kujikawa Haruto: Order

Hamaha Reiji: Order (he gives me Chaotic vibes tho...)

Tachibana Ayumu: Order (saaaave him)

Oguro Gaku: Order

Nadumi Ruka: Chaos

Man, there’s less Chaos than I expected... I’m honestly a bit disappointed *pout*

I’ll wrote the others later.

~Chibi

[ghostybane]

TBH I forgor I did this- And it was a trend on twt! (As you can't tell I am very active on twt)

I saw my friend do this trend where they like put in "Is [Character's full name] ...." and let the search bar come up with results! So I did that with some Mamiya characters!

This was supposed to be something funny hahah! But yeah those exists lol- I'll try and upload some more MAMIYA content if I can!!

I didn't realise I never made a Minato one- but I think the reason why is cause Minato isn't very propular? and there wasn't much search results? Idk sometimes google is weird but...Have this shit post hahaha!

[ohtori-dropout]

i want to ask you about yours/anthy's favourite colour and/or gender identity based on that post. i like rambling and people who are insane about things they love

When I say just wailing I mean it I can’t think of how to word ANYTHING. On gender it’s So So Complicated but I’ll copy my shortened shitpost version, that being “Local Transfem Also Is Whatever Gender Is Required At Any Given Time, Like a Clownfish But With Added Dissociation” (thank you Anthy-as-Mamiya saying he’d prefer to be called the Rose Groom despite that not really helping or hurting plans and thus probably not an order for haunting me forever and ever). Favorite color was a shitpost but would definitely result in looking wayyy further into things than one would expect. It’s probably pink though given her ending outfit and Utena’s general existence

[oktagram8]

*Tarantella Napoletana plays in the background*

[lex-cursus]

You ever just...

[lex-cursus]

The Voidspawn as shitpost mashups:

Yoshika

Mamiya

Suzaku

[ohtori-dropout]

“Favorite color was a shitpost but would definitely result in looking wayyy further into things than one would expect. It’s probably pink though” @trans-rites lmao I was right I’m gonna look way into this let’s talk about pink

Pink is a color of illusion and the arbitrary turned gospel, particularly in its position in culture.

Firstly, the color pink is not actually on the visible spectrum of light. Rather, it is created by our eyes processing a mix of red and blue and/or purple light, creating a color that in a way doesn’t really exist.

In addition, it is arguably the most gendered color. However, the “gender” of colors is entirely arbitrary and was decided in the 1940s or so - beforehand, people would often simply dress their children in white. Pink is shown in both a masculine sense (Mikage, Mamiya’s uniform) and a feminine sense (Utena and her Rose Bride dress, Mamiya’s uniform) in Utena despite its western cultural connotations being exclusively feminine.

Finally, pink is often considered to be a light red - a color featured heavily in Utena on the Rose Bride’s dress, Akio’s usual outfit and car, Touga’s hair, etc. However, pink can range from a washed-out red to a mixture of red, blue, and purple light. It can be a light red, but is often a different color entirely.

Y’know, I didn’t really care much for pink before Utena and even then it was more of a “heehoo blorbo from my show” color, but it’s actually fascinating. Thanks for encouraging me to yap because I ended up learning new things

i want to ask you about yours/anthy's favourite colour and/or gender identity based on that post. i like rambling and people who are insane about things they love

When I say just wailing I mean it I can’t think of how to word ANYTHING. On gender it’s So So Complicated but I’ll copy my shortened shitpost version, that being “Local Transfem Also Is Whatever Gender Is Required At Any Given Time, Like a Clownfish But With Added Dissociation” (thank you Anthy-as-Mamiya saying he’d prefer to be called the Rose Groom despite that not really helping or hurting plans and thus probably not an order for haunting me forever and ever). Favorite color was a shitpost but would definitely result in looking wayyy further into things than one would expect. It’s probably pink though given her ending outfit and Utena’s general existence