#Magic 8 ball: Most definitely ❤️🧡💛💚

[rottenpumpkin13]

Hope you’re having a lovely day, Pumpkin!!! 💕 It’s been too long since I’ve sent an ask!! 😂 Ahhh! I’m in the mood for some SHENANIGANS tho, and there ain’t nobody on this site who can do it better!

Ahem.

*plops a magic 8 ball in front of AGSZC*

Cloud: Not that I usually believe in these things, but....magic 8 ball, will I ever pass the SOLDIER exam?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: As I see it, yes.

Cloud: Cool! When?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Outlook not so good.

Cloud: Uhhh. What?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Watch out for Sephiroth.

Cloud: THE FUCK?

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Zack: Alright! I trust these things with my life. Magic 8 ball, should I dye my hair blue?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Yes definitely.

Zack: Uh...Magic 8 ball, should I get a tattoo of a chocobo fighting a zolom?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: As I see it, yes.

Zack: Huh? Magic 8 ball, should I rob a bank?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Yes definitely.

Zack, nervously: Should I join a gang?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: As I see it, yes.

Zack, panicking: Am I gonna go to jail?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Without a doubt.

Zack: I have decided to become a criminal.

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Angeal: Magic 8 ball, who ate all the brownies I left out to cool in the kitchen?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Ask again later.

*He beats the ball against the counter*

Magic 8 ball, disoriented: It was Sephiroth.

Angeal: I knew it.

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Sephiroth: These things are a scam. They cannot possibly predict the future nor can they accurately tell the truth.

Sephiroth: Magic 8 ball, is my mother dead?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Signs point to yes.

Sephiroth: Hm. Magic 8 ball, is my hair silver?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Yes definitely.

Sephiroth: ....Magic 8 ball, will I ever find a purpose in life beyond that which was bestowed upon me?

Magic 8 ball: Outlook good.

Sephiroth, excited: Magic 8 ball, what will my future look like?

Magic 8 ball: Very doubtful.

Sephiroth, frustrated: Magic 8 ball, should I trust the voice in my head that often urges me to burn everything to the ground, betray everyone, and rule this planet as a god?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Calm down edgelord.

Sephiroth:

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Genesis: Magic 8 ball, am I better than Sephiroth?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: My reply is no.

Genesis: Hmph! I just need to rephrase it. Magic 8 ball, is Sephiroth better than me?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Without a doubt.

Genesis: .......

Genesis: No, that's simply a coincidence. Magic 8 ball, is the coat I'm wearing red?

*He shakes the ball*

Magic 8 ball: Yes definitely.

Genesis: .......

Genesis: Magic 8 ball, will I ever surpass Sephiroth and become the greatest hero of all time?

Magic 8 ball: Lmao.

Genesis: EXCUSE ME—

*He sets the ball on fire. No more magic 8 ball fun*