#MY WIFE FR

[prettybluebro]

i think he looks good in dresses. 👍

[clvrmilf]

casey pls pick me choose me love me 🙏🧎‍♀️

[heximinimalsartstuff]

the same way that ugly things can be cute, he's kinda hot in an ugly way ykwim. ykwim.

yeah.

ugliest man alive. aka. my wife

[dianexo-v]

"My pov:"

◇☆★☆★☆★☆◆

"Her pov:"

[lobotomist-at-claires]

he's so ^-^

[amysilvas]

[thefairyfellermasterstroke]

Happy Birthday Pattie Boyd!!!!

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

I lowkey love it when I can’t fall asleep bc it means I get more time to daydream about Wanda ♡

[eggboildsoup]

Fem dirk :]

[miguel-owhora]

miguel has zero game. he is one of the most dense, awkward, ??? man ever. you flirt with him and it'll go over his head, or he'll point out the flaws in someone's shitty pickup line and completely miss the memo. i imagine jess n peter have tried to set him up, keyword try, as in, them pushing people to flirt with miguel. but miguel either 1. doesnt care at all, 2. he misses the memo, or 3. he's too scary.

and then the biggest plot twist comes when someone, idk who, is all like you're gonna be single forever or whatever, n miguel just goes ...? he gives them the flattest look ever, eyebrow raised, and quite literally says 'i have a husband'

and miguel has zero rizz, zero flirting skills, he's fucking dense when it comes to people crushing on him - but he managed to pull you. usually it's the other way around, with people pulling miguel, but nah, not with you. miguel's the one that bagged you and goes so warm when he sees the matching wedding band on your finger.

you probably met miguel during college in one of your classes, and he probably was crushing on you big time. and he won't flirt... not, normally at least. you get paired together and you realize he's hot and nerdy, and it makes your heart swell affectionately.

you notice a poster in his dormroom and ask him about it, and he'll infodump on it. probably tries to quote flirt unquote w you by showing off his intelligence.... and it works.

that and he's also a complete sweetie to you. a little sarcastic, a little sassy, a little snarky, but he's sweet n lets you inside his walls.

homeboy gets so flustered when you decide to flirt w him... which by now you have to be blunt with it. so whenever he rolls out of bed, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, you'll watch him n be like 'whete you goin' handsome?' or some variation of the pet name, and he'll fold

kiss him on his neck and he'll start sweating n smiling, rub his shoulders or give him a massage and he'll melt. scratch his scalp n he'll literally wiggle onto your lap so you're forced to keeping scratching it

point is, he's downbad for you n utterly in love, n soon the entire spider society knows this n make fun of him for it. but just bc he's sweet w you does not mean he's sweet w everyone else n quickly reminds them of this, which quickly shuts them up

[yelenasdiary]

I don’t think you even UNDERSTAND the hold this woman has on me 😍😍

[clvrmilf]

loml

[d3caying-radi0]

me when this woman

[citrusbud]

moiraine sedai im free on thursday please respond if u are free on thursday when i am free

[starsoftheeye]

she took this in the train bathroom on the way to hilltop, I was there

[psycheswrathsposts]

The fact that the British political cartoons then, always drew her pretty… oh she’s an icon for that 😭