#MY PEEPAW LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO AWWWW

[hiimmirka]

I fucking hate Michael afton /j

[alittlebirb]

Some hilarious highlights from the MCC 21 Pink Parrots:

-Of course, the skins. Sneeg and Ranboo dressing up as the prettiest princesses, and Wilbur dressing as a stripper.

-Sneeg messaging Ranboo at 3 am telling him to also dress as Princess Peach, and Ranboo agreeing in a haze of exhaustion

"It looks like it came out of a dumpster? Yes, it just came out of the bag." -Ranboo

"I feel like a caged animal right now, and there are 50 people looking at me. And I can't throw my poop at them. So in a way it's worse than being a caged animal." -Ranboo

-Diversity win! The actor cast in the role of live action Princess Peach is a teenage Twitch streamer of unlabeled sexuality!

-Ranboo deciding to hold a unicorn plush (Rupert) in front of his chest in order to keep his stream Twitch-appropriate

"He's disappointed in me. That makes sense." -Ranboo

-Awwww Ranboo's parents get so excited about him playing MCC that they put his stream up on the TV to watch it <3

-Wilbur mocking Ranboo for not winning a single MCC in the time since they've parted as teammates

"Imagine playing in every single Season 2 MCC, and not winning once. L, Ranbus." -Wilbur

-Wilbur responding to the homosexual allegations

"You think I'm gay, Ranboo, is that what's implied? Just because I'm half naked wearing a feather boa, in a room full of men, I- I don't even know where you'd get the implication from." -Wilbur

-Wilbur??? Affecting the accent of a sickly, malnourished Victorian gutter boy during PW practice??? For some reason???

"Mother dearest, I require more minerals. Oh, Lady Penelope of the Shire, I require minerals in my water. Please Mother dearest, give me your crystals."

-Wilbur naming his stream "miencshchampionsh" and Niki complimenting him on his German

-Wilbur reacting to Ranboo and Sneeg's outfits by saying he's never played Mario, except that one time when Game Grumps forced him to

-Him also mocking Sneeg's Princess Peach skin for being matte

-Wilbur joking that every time he'll ask people if they've seen the Dream SMP, and if they say no he shoots them with a gun, and Ranboo replying he does the same thing "in the alleyways of Brighton"

"The alleyways of Brighton are quite safe, actually." -Wilbur

"Not when I'm around." -Ranboo

-Wilbur petting the dogs and commentating it like an first person shooter

"Headshot one, headshot two. There are hearts, there are hearts."

-Okay so. In the Discord groupchat, Wilbur and Ranboo were roleplaying Wilbur gifting Ranboo a rat, which prompted George to "throw his own rat into the ring", and send an image of a man holding his penis, except the penis was a rat. A shaven rat. Causing Discord to block his message due to inappropriate content.

Hey so what the fu-

-"George held out his hellacious cock for the camera...Your overwhelming cock, George, YOUR OVERWHELMING COCK." -Wilbur

-"It's a fucking rabbit." -Wilbur in the decision dome

-Ranboo attempting to give advice about Survival Games and everyone immediately disregarding him

-"I am the Daddy of the MCC. I am the dom." -Wilbur (why)

-George and Wilbur having their minds in the gutter when looking at the formation of the haybales

"Looks like a hellacious cock." -Wilbur

-Everyone abusing the word 'hellacious' to an unreasonable extent

-"We just got juggled. We absolutely got juggled." -Sneeg, after they were taken out with a mere 18 coins to their name

-Wilbur pulling out the Spirit Box to answer their questions while waiting for SG to finish, and offering a child's brain in return for its wisdom

"Why did we lose this game?" -Wilbur

"In the summer, God went away." -Spirit Box (translated by Wilbur)

-Sneeg screaming at Philza to "run, Peepaw, run!"

-George failing to get the dogs in the hub game before time ran out and Wilbur chastising him that "if only you were a liberal you would have gotten it"

-Sneeg dunking Cyan and everyone clapping and cheering when Seapeakay types "weird dunk"

-George and Wilbur making jokes about Holes in the Wall and Sneeg chiming in "I think they call that a window, guys."

"Or maybe a door." -George

"Ohh, BIG hole!" - Sneeg

"Hole in the wall, I call that an architectural disaster." -Wilbur

"I call that an outlet." -Ranboo

-Wilbur claiming MCC stands for My Cool Cousin, who gives me weeeed

-Wilbur yelling at George to DO DRUGS WITH HIM

"I don't even know what a drug is." -George

"Oh George, you will." -Wilbur

-"Ngl, that didn't hit as hard as Wilbur coming first." -George about Ranboo's third place in HITW

"Nothing hits as hard as me coming...first." -Wilbur

-"We can all come together, guys." -Wilbur

-"Speaking of primes, you know you could get a free Twitch Prime right now if you subscribe to the person you're watching. You could rob Jeff Bezos right now if you wanted to." -Wilbur

"You're taking money out of his pocket and giving it to us!" -George

"We'll make unions. Unlike him." -Wilbur

-Wilbur dying in HITW and Sneeg saying, "don't worry, the princesses are up."

-Wilbur lamenting all the dog petting he's missing whenever he does anything else in the hub

-"I'm close." -Wilbur

"What." -Sneeg

"Maybe don't be. Maybe don't." -Ranboo

-*obligatory Wilbur Soot pines after Grian moment*

"Is it because I'm on the Dream SMP, Grian? If I was on Hermitcraft, then would you pet the dogs with me?"

-"Bark bark." -Ranboo

-Wilbur has a sixth sense for when they're going to be dunked, to the point where he predicts whether they'll be dunked before every round with 100% accuracy

-Ranboo laughing maniacally in the middle of the decision dome, and George being genuinely concerned

"I'M GETTING CONSTANT TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET!" -Ranboo

-Ranboo reacting to Grid Runners by excitedly saying "we get to team!! we get to work!"

"I'm so excited to be a team with you guys." -Sneeg

-Tommy constantly asking Wilbur if he can make jokes about being a liberal and whether he'll get canceled, and Wilbur responding "it's just not very funny, Tommy. You won't get canceled, it's just not funny though."

-Ranboo asking Wilbur to take out the Spirit Box to see if the demons will give them good luck for future games

"It said 'Yes sir!' Thank you demons, now go and possess Georgenotfound, his address is 123 Fake Street!" -Wilbur

-George saying "if I got it wrong, it's not my fault!" in the colored wool room in GR

-Pink getting scammed on the flipped trapdoor in the Shoot the Targets room

-Ranboo saying "after this, it gets better!" during the GR room scoring and the three subsequent placements immediately disproving him with 10th, 9th, and 8th

-"I'm dogging guys, I'm dogging. Sneeg, drop an 'I'm dogging' for us." -Wilbur

-"That's exactly 2005 coins away, what were you doing in 2005, Ranboo?" -Wilbur

"I was only two years old, so I was probably getting a lot of head injuries. I hit my head on a lot of things as a kid." -Ranboo

-"I'm 37th by the way, so I'm currently carrying." -George

-Ranboo shifting (twerking) next to Scott's team in order to gain his favor

"Man, Ranboo, you're gonna make me act up, shit, man." -Wilbur (in the fuckboi voice)

-Ranboo being trigger happy with fire bombing the first game to have flowers in Decision Dome, and everyone retroactively realizing that was actually a game they wanted

-"Phil used to be good at Rocket Spleef, don't give him too much credit now." -Wilbur

"PHIL SUCKS NOW." -Ranboo

"Everyone should type that in his chat." -Wilbur

-Wilbur saying "I came out now, I'm no longer inside" in RSR and Ranboo saying "Lame."

"You really just got mad at him for doing the same thing you did. 'How could he, poser." -Sneeg

-Wilbur having so much fun flying around that he forgot to actually move along with the map

-Everyone scolding Wilbur to not start quarrels after he said "I eliminated your mum" to George

-Everyone else vocalizing as Wilbur falls to his slow death in 40th place after he accidentally used his updraft 10 seconds into the round and continuing to sing after Wilbur screams his rage into the mic and leaves the room for a hot minute

-Ranboo laughing his villainous laugh after stealing George's coins on a kill

"MY COINSSSSS." -Ranboo

"DIE, IDIOTS." -George

-Wilbur repeatedly joking to George that he's going inside him, he's trying to go inside him but he keeps slipping out, he's trying to get inside-

-"You're a slippery boy, aren't you George?" -Wilbur (WHY)

-George letting out the most bloodcurdling screams in RSR and everyone cracking up

"Someone just saw his family die." -Sneeg

-Everyone just losing their fucking minds from sheer rage in RSR and Wilbur going into poetic fury spirals of speech

"HOW COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER FOR YOU, YOU SHITTY GAME? DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING YOU CAVIER ON A TRAY? DO YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE FOR YOU A LITERAL PILE OF SUSHI? SOME GOLD CRESTED FLOWERS?

I WILL POUR PERFUME ON THE VIOLET. I WILL GUILD REFINED GOLD. I WILL GUILD THE LILY. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, PLEASE MCC. HOLY SHIT.

OH, TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW CREEPS IN THIS PETTY PACE FROM DAY TO DAY." -Wilbur, possessed by the demon of a Shakespearean actor

-Everyone making Petezahhutt their public enemy no.1 for no reason other than he is winning

"He's skipping like a pebble on a lake!" -Sneeg

"Oh, CONGRATULATIONS, Petezahhutt." -Ranboo

"YOUR NAME IS A RESTAURANT." -Wilbur

-"You know what this is making me crave? Just cocaine. You ever do cocaine, Georgenotfound? You want to do cocaine with me?" -Wilbur

-George looking up words that rhyme with 'vote' in order to make his terrible puns

"Audience vote, more like audience federal reserve note." -George

"Alternatively, audience rocky mountain goat."

"George I love you, but if you continue I really will have to just kill myself, so please stop." -Wilbur

-Ranboo and George strategizing to build penises and swear words in Build Mart

-"Am I being gaslit and girlbossed right now?" -Wilbur, during a bit where the other team members pretend they can't hear him

-Billzo coming into Ranboo's room soaking wet and yelling at him, and Ranboo telling his team that there was a rat in his room

-"Guys, I think our team dynamic is getting a little rocky-" -Ranboo

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUCK YOU!" -Sneeg

-"My Chakras are very misaligned right now, and if you don't realign them soon I might have to start horoscoping all over the place." -Wilbur

-Wilbur desperately defending the extensive use of brick within Britain

"Brick keeps things warm, it's a cold place!" -Wilbur

-"You are off your rocker." -Wilbur to Ranboo

"I am fully inside my rocker, okay? I am so far on my rocker I am inside it." -Ranboo

-Wilbur saying his "thing" in SB is placing the TNT up the candy cane elevators, and he can't do it this time :(

-"We'll go over to Red, give them a little *kiss noise*" -Wilbur

-"Yeah that's right, back up bitches!" -Sneeg

"Back up! I've got this bread!" -Ranboo

"Hey, nice dude." -Sneeg

-George trolling them by saying he's dead when he wasn't as a. as a little white lie. as a little funny-

-"BURROW, SNEEG. BURROW LIKE THE MOLEMAN YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE." -Ranboo

-Wilbur kicking Sneeg from his guild because his comms weren't clear enough

"You can cough, coughing is fine. Georgenotfound, you can sniff a little cocaine if you want. But the rest of you have to be quiet." -Wilbur

-"Look at us, when we apply ourselves, it's like Breaking Bad!" -Wilbur

+Ranboo immediately falling into the void after he says that

-Wilbur's chat constantly asking him to talk to demons again

-Everyone just repeating the phrase "they're building a house!" to each other for several seconds like a cursed record, until they transition to saying "they're building a bridge! They're building a house-bridge!"

-George getting upset at Sneeg for not inviting him to his wedding even though they literally just met

"Your mistake was not getting to know me earlier, I guess. Should've invested in Sneeg when you had the chance." -Sneeg

-Wilbur insulting Sneeg and Ranboo for crying at the wedding, and Sneeg calling him a "drunk bastard"

"You were like, 'Sneeg, I haven't gotten super drunk in a long time. I'm gonna do it tonight,' and I was like okay man." -Sneeg

-"Better watch out George, I'm coming for that 38th place." -Sneeg

-Sneeg proposing his Dream SMP character to be an old man on a mountain who shows up at the end credits and just says "Wow. That was weird."

-Ranboo momentarily transforming into Eggman as he releases his MEGA Egg

"It's a MEGA Bunny released from my MEGA Egg."

-"A minecraft bird can't fly with two left wings!" -Wilbur

-"Buy an M4 and shoot Tommyinnit. Sorry, what?" -Wilbur, whose automatically response is apparently violence against Tommyinnit

-"He's like, 'YES, I KILLED HIM, AHAHAHA'. Shut up." -George

"Nobody wins in ~war~." -Wilbur

-Wilbur and Ranboo repeatedly saying Penis. Penis. Penis. Balls. Balls. Balls. while staring at Red's wool formation in BB

-"I love this team dynamic. They're gonna write about this one." -Ranboo (Yes.)

-"From here on, should I be the one to do the sneaky ninja stuff? Should I be the sneaky ninja?" -Wilbur

-"They're coming for you George, they're clopsing on you." -Sneeg, language innovator

-"No!! I hate everything! I hate everything! I thought I could be special!" -George

-Wilbur commanding everyone's chat to Begin Barking, it gives them power

-"Guys, if we keep acting like this the Reddit is going to write negatively about our team dynamic, and I can't have that!" -Ranboo

-"Ahhh!! Grian!" -Ranboo

"That's how I feel every time I open up my sub box." -Wilbur

-"Wait, George is gonna beat me in the leaderboard, FUCK!" -Sneeg

"YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE, I HATE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING. WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING." -George

-"I love MCC, I love MineCraft Championships. I love MineCraft Championship 21, on the 30th of April, 2022." -Ranboo

-The team dynamic degrading to the point that Sneeg and George decide to forego competing in the championship and instead focus on beating each other up

-"George, if you don't pick up the pace, they're gonna call you a support player." -Wilbur

"They're gonna say he has good comms." -Sneeg

-Everyone having a deep bloodlust for the death of Build Mart

"BURN. BURN. BURN." -Ranboo

"Whoever did that had big hellacious dick energy." -Sneeg

-"Hey guys, can I quickly drop some Sand Daddy knowledge for a minute here?" -Wilbur

-The two White Noise boys going off together in SOT

-"Will the fish stop shitting on me, oh my god, bro. Just take my money. Jesus." -Sneeg

- Wilbur helping Ranboo solve a puzzle and saying he's "a bit of a Riddler ;)"

-George LITERALLY running the timer up to less than 10 seconds left in SOT in order to get those last few coins and giving everyone a heart attack

-"Maybe we just don't vote. Maybe we let fate decide. Look, the demons are on our side!" -Wilbur

-The story arc of Pete being Pink's enemy this MCC being resolved by him failing to get Build Mart and everyone celebrating his demise with wild rapture

-Wilbur breaking into a song of victory and George listening in silence for a minute, then responding "ok."

-"You've got this George. You're on well-known speedrunner Jack Manifold." -Wilbur

-Ranboo entering the hunter box in PKT and George expressing Great Distress at the fact he's been boxed

"You're trapped! Get him out, get him out!!" -George

"Don't leave me here, George!" -Ranboo

-(WHY does George scream like that it's so shrill he sounds like a dying cat)

-George telling Wilbur to stay alive and Wilbur taking that as his cue to break into another impromptu Hamilton cover

-"Didn't we get projected 7th? Yeah, get shit on. Get absolutely destroyed!!" -Sneeg, after Pink finished in 6th

-Everyone attacking Ranboo for not having a coin yet

"See that's the thing, you've all won once!" -Ranboo

"I've won twice, actually." -Wilbur

-*obligatory everyone is shook by how good Sapnap is*

"Oh yeah, I forgot that Sapnap was actually so good at Dodgebolt." -Ranboo

"He's a menace!" -Sneeg

-Wilbur encouraging all future doctors to become streamers instead

"No, we need doctors!" -Ranboo

"We need streamers! How else will I sit on my couch and watch streams?" -George

"Yeah, we need another guy with brown hair." -Sneeg

-Wilbur making beeps for "ambience" and Ranboo and Sneeg being absolutely convinced he's rigged the arena with a bomb

"If Blue team doesn't win this, all of New York is going down!" -Ranboo

-"At the end of the day, I'm the real winner here." -George

"That's true, you do get the honor of being Georgenotfound." -Ranboo

"Nobody could wear it better." -Sneeg

-Wilbur getting first on dog pets with 2214 pets, and Sneeg calling him "the goodest of boys" and "the Pet Master"

"I'm a first place petter, through and through." -Wilbur