#MY LOSER BOYYYYY

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1, 2 + 16 Netflix Castlevania

1: what originally drew me to it

i’m pretty sure you did. i don’t remember it perfectly but in 2020 when i finished watching BoJack Horseman i saw Castlevania was recommended to me and i remembered you saying it was really good so i gave it a go and DAMN was it fun.

2: what i like most and least about it

i love the personal journeys the characters go on. in particular Isaac’s self discovery and Trevor and Sypha’s uncovering of the cult in Season 3. after Dracula died, Isaac had to come up with a new purpose for his life and he really struggled to learn that there are actually people who are good and deserve to live, and watching him grapple with that every time someone was good to him and then someone else was mean to him was fascinating to watch. as for Trevor and Sypha, i loved their dynamic together and you could see the influence they were having on each other, which was fun. plus i just really like mysterious shit and the cult scratched that itch for me. i also loved that Trevor and Sypha weren’t able to save the people of Lindenfeld, and discovered how corrupt the Judge really was. it’s not super common to have the protagonists fail in shows like this and it was refreshing to see how fucking upset they were about it.

idk i know Season 3 has some haters but it really clicks with me for some reason.

what i like least about it? Season 4 was hot dog water. that shit felt like a fanfiction written by a teenager who didn’t appreciate almost every single character taking an L in the last season and wanted a cutesy “✨and everyone was happy ☺️ and held hands ❤️❤️ and were best friends 😌✨” ending. it sucked fat booty. AND they ruined my man Saint Germain!! he was so cool and mysterious and they turned him into a horny loser!! i know i said it in your tags already but what a fucking waste of Bill Nighy. Saint Germain deserved better. the entire season deserved better.

also people in this show swear like a bunch of 14 year olds and it’s not the most endearing thing ever but not really annoying enough to not sound nitpicky when i say it

16: a scene/moment that makes me really emotional every time

normally the answer to a question like this would be something that makes you cry or something but i never cry watching this show so instead i’m gonna go with one of my favourite emotions, excitement. And that shit’s gotta go to the fight scene with the demons and the Visitor in Season 3. i know the Dracula fight was very badass and emotionally compelling and i’m not downplaying its impact but holy shit have you seen the Season 3 fight?? Sypha finding super creative ways to obliterate the demons?? Trevor busting out both whips and going absolutely crazy shredding the Visitor?! and the huge music buildup and then he slashes it one last time snd it goes slow mo and the whips fucking explode and the animation does that thing where it only shows the outlines and the Visitor gets fucking OBLITERATED!!! THAT WAS SO FUUUUUUN YEAH BOYYYYY

good show, i’ll have to get onto Nocturne sometime soon

here's the link to the questions if you want

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*deep breath ready to spill all my thoughts on the finale*

*just screams*

okay but really my commentary is under the cut and i want you all to know that i cried my eyes out

"long-awaited finale" is right zach

oh no we're opening with a hera monologue

is the little girl pryce? the little girl is pryce

so pryce is much younger than cutter. i feel like that explains their dynamic a little

"it's so evil! and so planned!" dougery i love you

YEAH KEPLER PISS OFF

yes renée. just fucking leave. do it. please.

ok no but you gotta talk to the others about it properly my girl

"well that seemed... healthy..."

flaaashBACK flaaashBACK omg Day 1

ultraviolet angel douglas eiffel and his dumb cigarettes

destroy him daniel

eifflace feast!! theyre best friends

DO NOT ALCOHOL DOUG

good boy

awwwww my good kids

"do let it hit you on the way out" salty boi

"i'm not going anywhere" "yess" "nice!" "ughhh"

renée EVERYONE is joining are you kidding

"there's the minkowski i've been waiting on" "i knew she was in there somewhere"

"i'm starting to think these guys are my kind of stupid" I LOVE MY STUPID DEFECTOR SON

oooh more flashbacks. alanaaaaa awww

danny boyyyyy omg he was immediately ride-or-die for maxwell i'm love him

OH NO EIFFEL'S TALKING TO ANNE

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AAAA (yeah fran you were right this reduced me to tears)

please hug, you two

"chin up, soldier"

MUSICAL NERDS AWWWW

...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

PLEASE RENÉE DON'T DO THIS

I WANT DOUGIE TO GET HOME AS MUCH AS THE NEXT LOSER BUT NO

HE CALLED HER R E N É E

SHE CALLED HIM D O U G

GOD DAMN YOU NO. RENÉE YOU NEED YOUR MISCHIEF SPECIALIST

he's in deep space a g a i n my poor boy

"it's very... us." "so reckless, dangerous, and practically guaranteed to fail?" "would you have it any other way commander?" "not in a million years hera"

awwww baby minkowki you nerd

hera is so cute!

B r a v e N e w W o r l d

eiffel's minkowski impression never fails to be hilarious

SURPRISE PARTY adladkdjksb

only bulletproof gays on this station

oh it's selberg hello doctor doom

lovelace's hephaestus got orientation? cushy

"i'm never going to be rid of you am i" LOL

noo dougie boy noo she just wanted to keep you safe

awww he's doing the imagination thing again

renée minkowski is a huge nerd and doug eiffel is her best nerd friend

i like to imagine that doug's process here was "what is the most unintentionally nerdy thing minkowski could set as her password" and then he went "ah yes, the roman name for Hephaestus, VULCAN"

a v i r u s

oh no. doug. dougie boy. d e c i m a

of course doug is the key. of course

CANNONBALL

eiffel i love you but that was most likely a huge mistake

oh no, hera has a Plan. all of her plans end in eiffel injury

post-episode note: oh god

"with my life, darlin" awwww

"you're gonna go do something stupid, aren't you?" "oh yeah"

yes isabel my love

"let's go get our idiot back" ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY

oh jacobi. hang in there buddy

aww bob rip. he's joining blessie in the star

“the pryce is right!” he's been waiting a while to use that pun

OH NO

YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS MEMORIES YOU BITCH LEAVE HIM ALONE

omg hera v pryce showdown in eiffel's brain

MINKOWSKI SHOT CUTTER. god bless

he can catch bullets are you FUCKING kidding

lmfao leuitenant commander renée minkowski just shoots her problems. it's the minkowski way

typing really, really fast

SHE HAS A HUMAN FORM AND ITS VERY NOT PRYCE

you can't take his memories. please. oh no. don't take annie from him.

please hera i believe in you but don't let pryce take anyone from doug

can't believe warren came through

his last act alive was to chug a whole bottle of scotch. which he just had on him. that's very kepler.

lovelace...?

SURPRISE!!

is jacobi...? :(

leave isabel alone. fuck you.

oh no she's so scared

OH

RENÉE

UHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRLS? YOU GOOD? ARE YOU GOOD???

leave. his. memories. alone.

gut shot. fuck. fucking gut shot. baby...

DID SHE JUST KICK HIM IN THE GUT DESPITE THE BLOOD POURING FROM HER ABDOMEN I LOVE HER

fight it isabel! yes! that's my girl!

and i feel minlace in this chilis tonight

D E S T R O Y E D

HARPOON MOTHERFUCKER

"nice" ajakdklfjs

"i'm just going to clip your wings a little" OOHHHHHHHHH YES REKT

big storm comin. brave new world.

EXCUSETH ME

DOUG YOU CAN'T

oh no. he's not gonna. remember. oh. no. oh no.

NO. NO NO NO.

…

r e n é e

…

oh jerkobi’s still alive!

“ignore him, he’s been insufferable” “ignore her, i’m wonderful”

HE’S LISTENING TO THE LOGS

oh dougie boy... you were more wonderful than you’ll ever know and you can be again, this love is eternal and will never die

“tell me you didn’t do all this just to win a bet” “totally worth it!” I LOVE HIM

she’s over the glitching!!! my girl!!!

“wanna find out together?” awwwww. brave new freakin world

*deep breath* okay. wow. i... don’t even know what to say. thank you, wolf 359 crew, for this incredible story. that feels like a stock sentence. words can’t properly convey all of my emotions right now. i can attach a photo of me crying if that helps. because i cried a lot. anywhere with a ‘...’ is where i was crying too much to write anything. if i ever manage to collect my thoughts i might post something more eloquent, but for now thank you and also fuck you