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Honestly, yeah. When people think of serial killers, they think of someone like Ted Bundy, but Ted Bundy is nothing compared to everyone in these corrupt medical insurance companies that are keeping it corrupt.

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bro LMFAOOOO

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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?

People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.

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RIP yahoo answers

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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"However, there is no award for accidentally befriending the most groomers. If there was though, it would probably go to me"

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.

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I was on HRT for nearly 5 years before I started seriously considering I might be trans.

At first it was because I desperately didn't want to look like my father. He's an exceptionally hairy man, and also an asshole. I didn't know what I wanted, and wouldn't for a very long time, but I knew I DIDN'T want to ever see his face looking back from the mirror. And somehow I decided that some little blue pills from an informed consent clinic that didn't ask too many questions was the only reasonable solution.

So that was my foot in the door- I wasn't even rejecting 'masculinity' as a whole, not yet, I was just rejecting that particular model. Maybe going for more of a 'metrosexual' look- that's what we called straight men who bathed regularly, back in my day. Smoother, softer, rounding out some of the hard edges a bit. My ass definitely got rounder, and I was surprised to find that I really, REALLY liked my new silhouette. But that was still normal. Guys can have a fat ass, it's 2018, it's not weird.

And then I grew tiddies? That totally threw me for a loop, the fact that taking tiddy pills which millions of people who want tiddies take these pills for the expressed purpose of growing tiddies would also somehow cause ME to grow tiddies as well. I straight-up did not think that was possible, mostly because the idea of growing breasts is fairly unambiguously feminine and that's how ridiculously off-the-radar the idea of actually being a woman was for me. I couldn't grow boobs, because I couldn't be a girl, just like I couldn't be a bird or a supernova or a fleeting moment in time.

But I DID grow boobs, and skin was soft and my hair was long and my ass was fat and I never once wore anything besides tshirts and basketball shorts but somehow people kept calling me Ma'am and the first hundred times I laugh it off and then after a few thousand times I stop correcting them and suddenly I had long-standing acquaintances who considered me unambiguously female and finally, finally something starts cracking inside.

It sounds ridiculous, it sounds completely absurd the levels of self-denial going on when I spell it out like this, but that's legitimately how much I needed to even begin to broach the idea that someone like me could be a woman. So idk, I guess what I'm trying to say is maybe more guys should just go on estrogen and see what happens lol. Gender is hard and confusing and sometimes the only way to figure it out is by doing.

oh yeah! the idea that we have to find a definite identity and start living as a woman BEFORE we start hormones is poppycock.

but also. im sorry. that is a little bit funny. ily repressor girl

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Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”