#MY GLORIOUS UNDERRATED KING

[cxvii666]

"WHY'S THIS DEALER? TAKING THE PISS!?"

college au! hanta sero x reader

(part three)

cw: drinking, bad language, recreational drug use, reader sells bud, pussy eating, make out sessions, threesome in air quotes (denki's more of a voyeur than anything else) more like you x hanta(x denki), lots of second base action, 21st century love story, genz romcom type beat - part 2 was better and part 1 was my baby

the party is in full swing, a chaotic mishmash of too-loud music, clinking bottles, people yelling and the occasional cheer from a victorious drinking game. the air reeks of cheap beer and cheaper cologne, and there's this unspoken agreement that everyone is pretending the sticky spot on the floor isn't there. hanta's pretty sure someone just knocked over an entire plate of chips somewhere near the kitchen, and judging by bakugou's growling and yelling, it's about to get cleaned up in the most aggressive way possible.

still, he's not paying much attention to any of that.

not when he's standing near the couch with you on one side and denki on the other, grinning like he just won the lottery. hanta's not entirely sure how this happened-how he went from nursing a lukewarm beer in a corner to being wedged between you two-but he's not complaining.

the three of you were making idle talk about the party, who's a bitch, who hooked up with who, but to be perfectly honest, you have no idea what to say. you know so many cool things about sero, the type of music he likes (from his instagram highlights), that he drinks this special organic green tea every morning (from denki accidently drinking it this one time and screaming it about), that he's super into horror manga, that he likes the same movies as you, that he backstraps when he rolls, and you want him to teach you. but it's like you can't even open your mouth to say any of this to him, and denki has for sure has picked up on this.

the blonde glances at you now from across hanta, mostly out of his own surprise that neither of you two have made a move yet. he mentally rolls his eyes, you all for sure love to call him the dumb one but the only idiots he sees are the two pining next to him.

so denki, as always, is the catalyst. "sooo," he says, bouncing slightly on the balls of his feet, "y'know, i was thinking..." and the both of you groan on reflex because he's got that glint in his eye, the one that usually means trouble. "we should totally play spin the bottle. or like, seven minutes in heaven or something. you guys down?"

hanta's about to protest- because really?, who even plays those anymore?- but then you laugh. it's that same laugh from the car, the one that's stuck in his head for days, and suddenly he's a little more open to the idea.

"spin the bottle, huh?" you say, leaning back against the armrest of the couch, your hood slipping slightly. "that's so middle school of you, denki.

"hey, middle school was a vibe." denki shoots back, unbothered. he plops down on the carpet in front of the coffee table and waves at the two of you to join him.

"c'monnn, it'll be fun. unless you're scared."

"you're unwell," you deadpan, but your feet follow him to where he's sat and when the smirk creeping onto your face betrays you, and denki catches it like a hawk. you glance at hanta, eyebrows raised. "you in?

"ummm," hanta hesitates, but the way you're looking at him makes it hard to say no. "-sure?"

"that's the spirit!" denki hollers, snatching an almost-empty beer bottle from the table. he's vibrating with chaotic energy as he spins it, barely waiting for it to stop before shouting, "Y'ALL JOINING OR WHAT?"

mina and kirishima are immediately in because they can smell drama from a mile away. a couple of randoms that hanta doesn't from campus join too, and suddenly there's a circle forming, powered entirely by questionable decision-making, and denki's grin widens as he sets the bottle in the middle.

the game starts innocently enough. a couple of spins lead to awkward cheek kisses, overdramatic "EWWWs" from mina, and one insanely disastrous attempt by kirishima to lips bakugou, which ends in a wrestling match that topples half the circle and flipping a table.

but then. oh, then. the bottle lands on you. or more accurately, on you and denki, because the blonde immediately grabs the bottle before it even stops spinning fully.

"alright, alright." denki says, waving his hands like he's running damage control, but his grin is devious. "we'll share."

"share?" hanta asks, an eyebrow raising. "how does that even work?"

denki, completely unfazed, points between you and hanta. "it's simple, dude. a group effort. right, babe?" he winks at you, and to hanta's surprise, you're laughing again.

hanta might actually short-circuit. "you're so stupid." you say, still laughing, but your gaze flick to hanta, and there's no denying the glint of amusement in your eyes.

"what do you say, sero? think you can handle it?"

hanta's not sure if it's the alcohol, the atmosphere, or just the way you're looking at him, but he rolls his tongue across his teeth, a lazy grin creeping onto his face and he nods. "yeah, uh, sure. why not?"

cut to: the three of you sprawled on the couch like you just collectively lost a game of jenga, but instead of wooden planks, it's your sense of dignity. the rest of the group has dispersed, denki's practically in your lap, hanta wedged inbetween, and there's entirely too much touching. it starts simple-a hand on a knee, a brush of shoulders-but then denki's dragging his fingers under hanta's hoodie, and your lips are at his neck, and holy shit, when did it get so warm in here?-

"relax, sero," denki says, low and taunting as he finally slides off of your lap, watching you trail your hands down, down, and back up hanta's chest. "we're just having fun."

"yeah," you add, your voice smooth and teasing. "you trust us, right?"

hanta inhales deeply trying not to lose his composure fixing his beanie back over his head. "yeah. of course."

he looks from you to denki before sniffing as his fingers twitch from where they're gripping the sides of your thighs, fuck he really hopes his hands aren't sweaty. he's chill guyed to close to the sun, his mouth has run dry, his social battery is depleting and to be honest he's growing a bit tired of the chaos surrounding you.

that's when denki leans in with his sly grin and nods at his bestfriend, "you wanna go for a smoke huh?" and he turns to you, "i know a spot if you don't mind supplying." and you're already on your feet not hesitating to agree. hanta nods along, his lazy smile softening at the thought of escape. the three of you slip out unnoticed, the bass of the music fading behind you as the crisp night air hit.

"god, i thought we'd never leave." you mutter, shoving your hands into your hoodie pockets checking for your phone, your lipgloss, your wallet and your bud, as denki looks over with a mock gasp.

"what, my party planning wasn't good enough for you?"

"your party planning?" you shoot back, raising an eyebrow. "you're just the guy who shows up with the aux cord and a vape. let's not overstate your role dude."

hanta snickers, shaking his head as denki gasped dramatically. "can you fuck off, hanta, tell her i'm vital to party ecosystems."

"nah she's got a point," hanta replies, his voice laced with amusement. "i don't remember seeing you do much more than yap and hit your pen."

denki groans, muttering about how no one appreciates his genius as he leads the way to a bus stop round the back of the field not far from the mina's place. the three of you settle under the secluded barely lit bus shelter. hanta rolls his own cig while you roll up the joint. you glance over at his fingers a couple times and nearly drop the roach when you watch him lick a stripe down the rolling paper.

you finish up and pass denki the joint, the first few hits were passed around in comfortable silence, as you all take a second to breathe in the crisp night air.

"alright, spill," denki says suddenly, leaning back and eyeing you. "what's your deal with sero?"

your stomach drops. "huh, what?" you replied, grasping onto what's left your pride and trying to play it cool despite the heat creeping up your neck. "what deal? i don't have a deal, there's no-"

"you're super into him."

hanta's head snaps up. "what?" he echoes, looking between the two of you.

"nothing," you say quickly, shooting denki a death glare and snatching the zoot from him. "stfu, what is wrong with," you say with a hiss.

"It's fine," denki teases, leaning into hanta with a conspiratorial whisper. "she told me earlier. said you were her dream guy and everything."

you groan, burying your face in your hands. "i actually hate you."

hanta's laugh rang out, light and easy. "is that true?" he asked, his tone teasing but warm.

you peek at him from between your fingers. his grin was wide, but his gaze was soft, genuine. it made your heart flutter, and for a moment, you forgot how to speak.

"yeah, well," you say finally, taking another hit before passing him the joint. "don't let it go to your head."

hanta smiles, a faint blush dusting his cheeks and when the point of connection where your fingertips touch shoots a spark through him. "wouldn't dream of it."

denki's cackle breaks the moment. "you guys are so cute i might puke," he says, clutching his chest dramatically. "okay, okay, let's get snacks before i lose my buzz."

the room was softly lit, the only illumination coming from the early morning sun filtering through the curtains, casting a golden hue over the tangled pile of limbs on hanta's bed. the three of you were still sleeping, basking in the warm, lazy comfort of the previous night's haze. the air smelled faintly of citrus and smoke, the lingering traces of your late-night adventures.

you stirred first, a soft hum escaping your lips as you blink against the sunlight. you stretch slightly, careful not to disturb the two boys beside you. hanta's arm was draped over your waist, his grip loose and comforting, while denki lay sprawled on his stomach, one hand brushing against your shoulder.

"morning," you whisper, your voice still thick with sleep, as you turn your head to meet hanta's warm brown eyes. he looks at you with a lazy smile, his hair mussed and sticking up at odd angles.

"morning," he replies, his voice raspy and soft, the kind of tone that sent shivers down your spine.

denki groans from his place next to you, stretching dramatically. "why is the sun so loud?" he mumbles, making you and hanta laugh.

"you're the loud one," you shoot back, chucking a pillow at him. "ow fuck." "oh don't be such a baby."

hanta's laugh rumbles in his chest, and you feel it more than heard it. the vibration was comforting, grounding you in the soft intimacy of the moment. "i think you're just mad you're not a morning person," he says, his voice still low and gravelly from sleep.

denki cracks one eye open to glare at you, though his lips quirked into a grin. "well liked it better when it was just us, the food, and the movie."

hanta's hand brushes against your hip as he shifts closer. "yeah, but this is nice too."

you feel the tension shift in the room, subtle but palpable. hanta's thumb traces a slow circle on your hip, the light touch sending sparks across your skin. denki notices, of course, his grin fading into something softer, something more curious as his gaze flicks between the two of you.

"you're touchy this morning," you tease, though your voice was quieter now, your heart picking up speed.

hanta doesn't answer right away, his lips quirking into a small, knowing smile as he leans closer. his voice barely above a whisper when he says "can't help it. you're here."

denki's eyes widen slightly, his usual cool guy act slipping for a moment. "whoa, okay, are we doing this? s this a thing now?"

you laugh again, the sound nervous but excited. "are you always this subtle?"

denki smirks, sitting up slightly. "subtlety is overrated. i'm just saying- if something's happening, i'd rather not be the clueless idiot in the room."

hanta snorts, his hand still resting on your hip. "you've never been clueless, denks."

the air grew heavier, the playful banter giving way to something more intimate. hanta's gaze meets yours, a question lingering in his expression. when you nod, his hand slides up your side, his touch firm but careful, testing the waters.

denki watches, his breathing hitching slightly as hanta leaned in to kiss you. it was slow and deliberate, his lips soft and warm.

"you okay, denki?" you ask leaning back to look at him from beside you when you and hanta finally break for air. the brief pause is just that, brief, because hanta's lips are back on yours before you can finish speaking.

"oh, i'm very okay," he replies, his grin returning as he leaned back against the pillows. "don't mind me. just... enjoying the view."

hanta has to physically pull himself off of you in order to shoot his best friend a look that was both completely exasperated and totally amused. "you think you're such a joker-"

"yeah, yeah," denki says, waving him off. "just keep going, don't let me distract you."

hanta turns his attention back to you, his hands sliding under the hem of your shirt, his touch igniting a trail of heat along your skin. he guides you onto your back, his lips finding yours again, deeper this time, more insistent. his hands roam, exploring the curves of your body with a reverence that made you swallow down a whimper.

denki shifts closer, his eyes fixed on the way hanta kisses you, his own hands twitching as if he wanted to reach out but didn't quite dare. "you guys are so hot together," he murmurs, his voice low and filled with awe.

hanta pulls back slightly, his lips swollen and his gaze dark. "you want to join, or are you just gonna sit there?"

denki blinked, clearly caught off guard, but the slow grin spreading across his face said everything. "oh, i'm in." what followed was a blur of soft laughter and heated touches. the blonde gets manhandled into sitting behind you as hanta presses you back into denki's chest. hanta's lips trail down your neck, his hands pulling your shirt up and over your head. denki leans in, his fingers brushing against your arm as he tilted your chin toward him for a kiss that was playful but electric.

when hanta slid lower, his kisses trailing down your stomach, you shiver, anticipation thrumming through you. denki's hand finds yours, his grip firm and reassuring as he watched hanta settle between your thighs. his eyes darken as he takes in the sight of you, his tongue darting out to wet his lips.

"you're beautiful," hanta murmurs, his breath warm against your skin before he presses a kiss to your inner thigh. the sensation sent a jolt of pleasure through you, as your ass jerks back and the blonde lets out a sigh as you make contact with the half-chub in his boxers. your free hand tangling into hanta's soft hair as he continued his slow, deliberate exploration.

denki's breathing grew heavier, his gaze fixed on the way hanta moved, the way you reacted. "holy shit," he whispered, his voice thick with arousal. "you're so into this, aren't you?"

you nod, unable to form words as hanta's mouth finally finds its mark, his tongue moving in deliberate, torturous strokes up your slit that left you gasping. as he ate you out with passion, grunting and groaning into your pussy, hips bucking into the mattress. denki's hand tightens around yours, his other hand resting on your knee, his touch grounding you as the pleasure built higher and higher.

hanta didn't stop, his hands gripping your hips to keep you steady as he worked you over with a skill and dedication that left you trembling. denki's eyes never left you, his own arousal evident as he leaned closer, his lips brushing against your temple in a surprisingly tender gesture.

"you're amazing y'know," he murmurs, his voice filled with genuine admiration.

when you finally come undone, your body arching off the bed and your cries muffled against denki's shoulder, hanta didn't let up until you were completely spent, twitching and whining. he pulled back, his lips glistening and his expression smug as he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.

denki let out a low whistle, his grin wide and appreciative. "damn, sero. i didn't know you was an eater like thaattttt," he turns to you "he's a keeper forreal-" you cut him off with a pillow to the face as hanta snickers, climbing back up to press a kiss to your forehead. "glad you think so."

you laugh softly, your body still buzzing as you reach for hanta pulling them both into a lazy, contented embrace. the three of you stayed like that, tangled together in the warm morning light, the world outside forgotten as you basked in the easy intimacy of the moment.

HEYYYYY YALLLL this is the last part of this particular series but i love this au and i have some more thingys in my drafts a lot briefer than this and if you LIKED this one then you'll probably LOVE girls who like to fuck

[giggly-toybox]

oh we are eating good today THANK YOU SO MUCH SQUIGGLY I LOVE THESE BOYS WITH ALL MY HEART

I just finished rewatching the chimera ant arc recently, so could I request “why the long face?” with ler knuckle and lee shoot? I like to imagine knuckle tickling shoot anytime he feels insecure :)

*sobs* I love these two so much! Okay so- full disclosure, I haven't watched HxH in a MINUTE- especially the Chimera arc. If these two aren't 100% accurate, I apologize in advance! I hope you like it all the same, friend! :D

“Hey.” Knuckle lightly kicked Shoot in the ankle, gaining his attention. “Why the long face?”

Silence. Shoot gave him such a stare. Knuckle blinked a few times before puffing his cheeks, realizing his mistake. “S-Shoot! Wa-wait I dihihidn’t meahahan lihike that!”

“I know that. And yet you’re still laughing.” The other man shook his head, fighting down a smile as Knuckle doubled over, holding his belly. “Besides genetics- I’m just having a low day.”

Knuckle's laughter died down, his smile dropping some at the remark. “Oh, Shoot..”

“Don’t worry- it’s nothing I can’t handle.” Despite his strong sounding words, his lip quivered some, making Shoot’s worries skyrocket. In a matter of moments, he had him in a tight embrace, squeezing the life out of the taller man. “K-Knuckle! Far to tihiihhght!”

“Why are you laughing? Surely you don’t think my hugs are that funny, do you?” Knuckle sounded offended, but his fingers were currently working a mile a minute, scratching and drawing random shapes against Shoot’s back as the taller man twitched and squirmed in his embrace. “Or are you now just realizing how amazing my pun was earlier? Can’t blame you- it was rather funny!”

“Thahat’s not why I’m lahahaughing! Yoohohur hahahnds!�� Shoot cried, trying his best to break free. Sure- he could use his nen ability to do so; maybe even get some well-deserved revenge tickles on the pompadoured man.

But then the game would end. And he would be lying if he said the idea didn’t disappoint him.

“Do you feel better? No longer feeling down on yourself?” Knuckle cooed at him, grinning when he felt Shoot’s legs give out. He supported his weight as they crashed to the ground, one hand still tickling while the other held him close. “Do I have to keep tickling you?”

“Nohohoho, I’m ohohoaky now! I ahahaham- gehahhahahaha! Stahhahap, stahhahap!” He cried out, tapping out against Knuckle’s arm. Gasping for air, the taller man slumped as he collected himself, more amused now than anything. “Yohohou always do thahat when I’m upsehehet..”

“Of course! It’s my go-to method to bring back my partner in crime!” Knuckle puffed his chest with pride, earning a small laugh from his victim. “Ready to try again, pal?”

“Yeheahah..yeah, that sounds good.” Nodding, Shoot let himself be pulled to his feet, smiling gently at the other man. “Thanks, Knuckle. You’re a great guy.”

“Grhk! Y-You can’t go and say that to a man so suddenly!” Knuckle sniffed as he turned away, trying not to cry. It was so like him, it made Shoot properly smile. “I’m not crying by the way! Say anything and I’ll bury you!”

“I gotcha bud.”

Send me a sentence starter and I'll write a dabble for you! :D

[keakiwis]

thank you yoo sangah for being the n1 girls girl because i know you’re the type of girl to help another girl out at the bar, also for sacrificing yourself for kim dokja’s mom, and for dealing with the stupid men at your work (also a respecter of decisions, seen in the epilogue, dokja gotta say thank you for not ratting him out)

thank you jung heewon for being one of kdj’s most dedicated members after hsy and yjh until the end because i know its def hard after dokja sacrifices himself every time but you still will do what he asks

thank you lee seolhwa for being the glorious healer that you are and keeping everyone alive, you deserved another regression version of you (yes i’m still on this)

thank you jang hayoung for being a dkos fanatic and my favorite second protagonist ily and i think it’d also be cool if we got another regression version of you or how yjh met you in other regressions

thank you lee jihye for being relatable, funny, and taking care of lee gilyoung and shin yoosung when kim dokja wasn’t there, also for being a good older sister to them

thank you uriel for being one of dokja’s biggest supporters, incarnating into the scenarios for him, going to the demon realm for him, and literally losing your internet privileges from metatron for him

thank you anna croft for being anna croft and for being one of kim dokja’s narrative victims. oh and thank you for being mischaracterized by the fandom and being misunderstood for your intentions but still continue to fight for what you thought was right

thank you biyoo for reincarnating into a dokkaebi, giving sub scenarios to kim dokja, and putting up with his bullshit, truly the most tired one of his shenanigans

thank you shin yoosung for saving kim dokja, being lee gilyoung’s friend, being underrated, for having to grow up faster to survive, and being willing to sacrifice yourself twice (once for feeling guilty and being willing to die for 41st sys, and the second being during the intersecting scene during the kaizenix arc where we see where lee gilyoung, lee jihye, and shin yoosung were teleported to)

thank you jophiel for sacrificing yourself to stay back in the 1863rd round, you were actually really cool with the few time you had

thank you gabriel for taking the blame for jophiel when you got back to eden and for taking care of uriel too

thank you lee sookyung for being kim dokja’s mother, for keeping a secret for your son, for allowing him to hate you despite knowing the truth, and having the best intentions for your son

thank you cho youngran for looking after lee sookyung and being dedicated to her

thank you persephone for being kim dokja’s other mom, for lending him aid whenever he asked for it (be thankful kdj), for showing actual care for him later on, for fighting for him during the ark

thank you selena kim for looking out for iris and being kind still after anna croft used you

thank you iris for surviving because even if you were one of kim dokja’s least favorite characters in twsa, you were still a child when the scenarios happened and you were betrayed by anna croft

thank you yoo mia for being silly, rude to kim dokja, and for offering to help secretive plotter

thank you min jiwon for being pretty and for being the king of beauty

thank you asuka ren for creating peace land, which lead to kyrgios existing, also for supporting kim dokja during the final scenario

thank you namgung minyoung, who is breaking the sky sword saint, for training punisher, jang hayoung, breaking the sky sword master, for helping kim dokja during the surya train, for being a half giant, and finally for being kyrgios’ ex girlfriend

thank you punisher for being punisher there’s nothing other than that, i love you queen

thank you tls123 for creating the star stream, killing billions, maybe even more than that, writing twsa for thirteen years straight, for doing it all to see kim dokja and to see him live again, for creating the altered 1863rd round (which is definitely a favorite for me)

and finally, thank you han sooyoung for everything because if i write down all the things i’m grateful that you did then it would take me ages, and thanks for being my favorite ever

[gojonanami]

If we’re on the topic of underrated jjk men then I’m going to contribute my two cents and say noritoshi kamo and I don’t mean the asshole that stole glorious kings body— ljke his backstory has some really good fic potential unless I’m crazy which I probably am LMAO

I was confused for a moment and then I realized haha

this dude — yeah I feel like he was kinda wasted lowkey because he had a cool backstory — hmm I’m not particularly interested but I’m always down to write for any character with the right idea

….not Mahito ever though

[tomiokagiyuufirststan]

I swear if i see that my glorious king chase is still underrated i will loose it. I am not afraid to say that Chase >>>>>>>>>buddy

[kpoptimeout]

K-Pop Debuts and Comebacks for the Last Week of June 2024 (Jun 24 - Jun 30 2024)

Jun 24

TWS - "If I'm S, Can You Be My N?"

Monster rookies TWS continue their refreshing and unique sound with the title track to their first comeback!

Red Velvet - Cosmic

The girls of Red Velvet channel Midsommar in this haunting return for their 10th anniversary!

Jun 25

CHUU - Strawberry Rush

CHUU brings good vibes in this bright track named after her LOONA representative fruit!

Jun 26

B.D.U - My One

Members of project boy group B.D.U who won Mnet's "Build Up: Vocal Boy Group Survivor" show of their voices in this nice track.

CRAXY - STUPIDZ

Underrated girl group CRAXY shows they are the baddest girls in the industry in this tough track!

Kim Jae Joong - Glorious Day

2nd gen visual king Kim Jae Jeoong is back to grace us with this smooth vocals!

Jun 27

FTISLAND - BURN IT

FTISLAND shows they are still that K-Rock band in this powerful performance!

ROCKY - JEALOUSY

ASTRO's Rocky is all grown up in this sexy performance.

Jun 28

JIMIN - Smeraldo Garden March ft. LOCO

BTS' Jimin collabs with popular rapper LOCO in this experimental track.

LISA - ROCKSTAR

BLACKPINK's LISA makes her solo debut in this confident banger.

Jun 29

No releases.

Jun 30

No releases.

What is your favourite track of the week?

[cursed-blade-gf]

I mean I had to do this eventually. I won’t rank all of them because there are SO many, but here is the Top 20. Enjoy!

Top 20 Best From Software Boss Fights In Order

Malenia, Blade of Miquella- She wins. I can’t help but to put her here for a myriad of reasons. Aesthetic, difficulty, arena, moveset, rewards, the practice you need? She makes me happy for reasons the rest of this community will NEVER understand.

Sister Friede & Father Ariandel- The most stressful stamina fight you will EVER do in these games. Three consecutive boss fights that were all built to test how well you can manage your own healing with different strategies tailored to each section. Friede still scares me to this day and I love her for it.

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower- Probably the easiest boss fight I’ll put on this list, but frankly, this fight is glorious. Truly, such an entertaining fight and yet she still keeps me on my toes.

Darkeater Midir- I still maintain this as the ONLY perfect dragon fight in all of FromSoft’s entire menagerie. No one else even holds a candle to this legend. Not Fortissax, not Kalameet, not Placidusax. Midir takes their crown without even a contest.

Knight Artorias- This man STILL kicks my ass. DS1 didn’t really age well in terms of difficulty, but Artorias still demonstrates to this day that his greatsword can find its way down my throat easier than most bosses.

Slave Knight Gael- Truly one of the more satisfying wins on this list. I always feel accomplished when I beat this man at the end of DS3 and his entire story is probably one of the better lore entries in the Souls Narrative.

Dancer of the Boreal Valley- My favorite base game boss bar none. Aesthetic and difficulty and the best outfit in the game.

Sword Saint Isshin- Truly a gorgeous fight. Scale plus difficulty AND a great ending to Sekiro.

Ornstein and Smough- No explanation needed. The original gank fight and nothing has ever come close since.

Orphan of Kos- I shouldn’t like this scrawny heathen, but fuck if he’s not one of two reasons I crawl my ass back through this game time and again.

Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy-Dude says 15 words the entire game and his voice lines have been etched into my skull. Plus, his fight is cinematic as hell and he gives me serotonin.

Demon Princes-The closest FromSoft came to matching O&S in gank fights. Unique mechanic and the bosses’ design was actually super dope. Entertaining every time.

Genichiro- This man taught me how to play Sekiro single-handedly by kicking the shit out of me until I understood. Easy fight now, but he needed to be included.

Gravelord Nito- I don’t have an explanation for this one. I shouldn’t like him, but here we are.

Mohg, Lord of Blood- Very creative boss fight and his music is dope. An underrated yet VERY satisfying boss fight to win if you take him down by yourself.

Radagon of the Golden Order- Checks all of the boxes in my humble opinion. He also has great lore and his physical design is incredible to look at. Plus I gotta respect the dude for putting his hammer through my skull. Every. Single. Time.

Guardian Ape- This fucker forced me to play like Dark Souls in Sekiro. After all that work learning from Genichiro, this punk had the audacity to make me relearn everything. Respect.

Quelaag- You know why she’s here. Don’t act like you don’t. We love her and we respect her.

The Nameless King- Hours of work paid off when I learned to beat this dude. My level of play skyrocketed when I learned how to beat this guy. Everything became so much easier after I learned how to successfully kick this guy’s ass on command and I’ll forever respect him for it.

Owl (Father)- An ADHD nightmare, but one of the more satisfying victories in Sekiro. He also is a good punching bag to empty out the disdain I carry for my own father and my father can’t even throw shuriken.

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Monday, September 25 - Tuesday, September 26 Part II

[Fandom Discussions]

Checkpoint - Buffy Leaving Joyce and Dawn with Spike by [personal profile] itsnotmymind

I just want to know what Scott Hope said to that gift shop owner that made them sell him a fucking Claddagh ring to give to Buffy. by buffy-targaryen

From the script for “Beauty and the Beasts.” by oveliagirlhaditright

Every open grave you see in Buffy is only a couple feet deep. by aphony-cree

I was just thinking about how fun an x files / buffy crossover would be. by cryptidfrog

I think I kind of love the idea that Giles and Ethan both went to public school. by coraniaid

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[pessiofficial]

drop the list of your favorite footballers please???

hi yes absolutely thank you for asking! i've been meaning to make a list for a while!

i'll start with my favorite clubs and just keep adding in the reblogs i guess

barcelona

of course, lionel messi. my day one, the light of my life, the air i breathe. i would do anything for my glorious king. if he needed a heart transplant i'd rip mine out of my chest and give it to him. what can i say that hasn't already been said?

next, THE xavier hernandez. one of my earliest football memories was watching the 5-0 el clasico in 2010 and his goal and villa's soul patch are the two most memorable moments of that game. i don't know where i'd be if it weren't for him, but he and iniesta are the reason i have a soft spot for la roja. i will never get sick of him talking about the grass and the pitch, and in my opinion he's the greatest cm ever. i could go on and on but i feel like his partner in crime deserves some of the spotlight as well.

of course i have to talk about don andres. i didn't watch 2010's final live because i was too young, but i definitely watched a lot more of him than xavi growing up. he's just pure class and on a different level than everyone else. won everything there is to win and is such a humble guy on top of everything!!! i miss him and i wish he'd come to miami!!

despite everything that's happened -- the cheating scandals, the models, the shitty move to psg that rocked my world in 2017 -- i am always gonna have a soft spot for neymar. he's never been a psg player in my mind, he truly belongs at barca. hopefully he'll be balling in his home again soon. truly magical in the ball, the only player in my opinion that even came close to messi during his peak.

one of the most underrated players in my opinion. he was the reason i supported croatia during the 2018 world cup and i was sooo upset when they lost. he came in with big shoes to fill as xavi retired, and he definitely didn't disappoint. will always be a fave of mine. my friend and i once composed a song about him when we were younger.

dinho is one of the few players on here i didn't get to watch at all, but he was always a favorite of my dad (who is an active anti-neymar dinho propagandist) and so he was a household name growing up!

and the last old player i have to shoutout is carles puyol -- i didn't see too much of him live growing up but my dad really likes him (more than ramos but ramos is better imo). anyway best capi ever!

i've mentioned a lot of childhood favorites of mine but i have to shout out current players now! these two are the future of barcelona and i'm so excited to see what they're going to do under xavi this season. one day these two are going to be to future generations what players like iniesta and pique were to me.

there are also some honorable mentions i wanted to add but wasn't sure about -- i adored pique growing up but the last few years have made me lose a lot of respect for him. it was really upsetting to be honest and that's why he's not here. also a fav of mine is cesc fabregas but i'm keeping him with arsenal for now, same w/ henry. there are a lot more players i could've added but maybe i'll add into this later!

more parts to come for sure! maybe they won't all be as in depth as this one was.

[novelmonger]

Books:

The climax of Mr. Monster by Dan Wells, in which the protagonist, John Cleaver, is kidnapped and imprisoned in what is basically a serial killer's torture dungeon. The descriptions of what the serial killer does to his victims, while not overly gratuitous in my opinion, are very visceral. What makes the whole thing even more horrifying is the climax of John's struggle with his own sociopathic tendencies.

Not a specific scene, but simply everything about the Beast's castle in Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley. I want to live there. I want it to be my home. It almost feels like it is my home already, except that I've never been there and I don't actually like roses all that much. Change the flower to lilacs, though....

When Sam thinks (and so did I!) that Shelob killed Frodo in The Two Towers. The first time I read it, I 100% believed that he was dead, and I was devastated. I could barely read through my tears to find out that Frodo was still alive.

This underrated line from the beginning of Northanger Abbey: "Her father was a clergyman, without being neglected, or poor, and a very respectable man, though his name was Richard--and he had never been handsome. He had a considerable independence besides two good livings--and he was not in the least addicted to locking up his daughters."

This might be taking it a little too literally, but...the scene where Kaladin is left to die on a roof during a highstorm in The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson, and feels the full fury of hurricane-level winds. It's an awakening in many ways, and beautifully written.

Each book of the Prydain Chronicles makes me want to take up a sword and fight evil just like Taran does, but there's something particularly powerful about The Book of Three, the first book in the series. Before you learn anything about where Taran comes from, before he's proven himself at all, before he is anything but an Assistant Pig-Keeper, he wants to take up a sword and fight, and it's hard not to want to do the same alongside him. His triumphs become your triumphs.

The entirety of The Supper of the Lamb by Robert Farrar Capon. It's non-fiction, but reading it is like eating a rich feast for all its insights into the enjoyment of food and the Divine.

Movies:

The entirety of Sound of Freedom - I started crying in the opening credits and barely stopped the whole way through, because the movie forces you to face the horrific reality of human trafficking.

The ending of the animated The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - the stag hunt, coming back through the wardrobe, and the Professor telling them, "This is the end of your adventures in the wardrobe, but only the beginning of your adventures in Narnia." The music that plays during that part is the sound of a heart yearning to return to a land you've never seen before <3

The ending of A Monster Calls. The movie is about a boy whose mother is dying of cancer, so the whole thing is gut-wrenching and sad, but that ending broke me. It was beautiful and cathartic, but still heartbreaking.

Many, many parts of The Court Jester, but one part that never fails to make me laugh is the whole sequence about "the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle," etc.

The first time Hiccup and Toothless go flying in How to Train Your Dragon. It makes you feel like you're flying with them!

"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of Men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"

The climax of It's a Wonderful Life, with its glorious eucatastrophe and everything coming full circle, everything that was grating on George's nerves now being things he delights in because his perspective has changed, and it all coming to a conclusion with a crowd of smiling people packed into the living room, belting out "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing."

If you would be so kind, please reblog and tell me about a scene in a book or movie (or fanfic!) that (feel free to pick one or multiple):

1. Wrenched you around by the guts

2. Hollowed you out with longing

3. Broke your heart

4. Made you laugh

5. Caught you up into great expanses of Northern air

6. Caused you to want to strap on a sword and not a walking stick

7. Satisfied you like roast and potatoes and warm apple crisp

[harry-leroy]

Paul Brennen as Henry VI in Henry VI Part I (1990)

(for Histories Appreciation Week 2019 - Day 1: King’s Day)

[cxvii666]

"WHY'S THIS DEALER? TAKING THE PISS?!"

stoner! hanta sero x dealer! reader

cw: recreational drug use, bad language, reader is a dealer (loosely based on my last encounter with a fem plug), idiots in love, 21st century love at first sight,

- eventually will be a multi part fic im prolly gonna upload on ao3 but for now standalone

(i make myself laugh)

and here's part two and three :p

it's all denki's fault.

i mean it's normally denki's fault, (with a mixture of himself, kirishima, and mina, depending on the context, the situation, or, who bakugou is most mad at), but this time, it is DEFINITELY ALL DENKI'S FAULT.

"dude cmonnnnn. i already promised everyone i'd score for the party."

trust denki kaminari to make promises he can't keep.

so this is where hanta sero ends up, on the corner of the road, in miserable weather, freezing his ass off, waiting for this dealer. it's just gone half ten and hanta's not a fool, so when he saw the "i'll be der for 10" message pop up on his phone, he didn't leave his dorm till quarter past. but now his vape is dead, his phone is on like 10%, and his fingertips are cold, so yeah, he's a little bit pissed off. pissed at himself for not buying a new geek bar, pissed at denki for begging and whining and promising to 'let him have first draw', and pissed at this dickhead for taking their sweet time.

it's a new guy, the dealer. well at least, the number denki gave him was different than usual and their style of texting was nothing like the guy he usually picks up from. hanta likes to think he's relatively chill dude, but if this fucker, who charges even more for a 3.5, doesn't hurry up, he's gonna crash out.

after another slow ten minutes and another "yh man im almost there" text, a car finally pulls up in front of him. he stamps out what's left of his roll up and pushes himself off the fence he was leaning on as the car window slides down.

hanta fumbles and nearly drops his phone out of his hands when he sees you, sat in the drivers seat.

pretty half lidded eyes stare at him, he thinks he hears kendrick playing from your aux but he can't be sure because he's so caught up in you. fingers tapping rhythmically against the wheel, you look up at him through your lashes and call out slow and tired,

"sero, yeah?"

and, oh my god, his family name has never sounded better than it did coming from your plush lips.

he nods dumbly before realising that you probably can't see him very well in the dim lighting of the side road. "yeah. yeah, that's me," he coughs out, trying to appear as nonchalant as possible.

you face breaks out into a shy smile directly contrasting the cold stare down you'd be giving him before unlocking the car.

"omg, cool! sorry for making you wait so long! i know it's cold, d'you wanna hop in the passage seat rq?" and hanta doesn't even have time to internally debate the pros and cons of getting into a complete strangers car, because his feet are already carrying him across the road and into your front seat.

as he settles into your passenger seat, you slide your chair back the slightest and start rummaging around in a clearly well loved black leather handbag. hanta tries to still, or at least calm, his beating heart. you look strangely familiar, like he's met you in a dream or something. he takes a deep breath and remarks how your car smells faintly of oranges and you begin, "so who gave you my number?"

"kaminari-"

"wow" you laugh, your top lip curling slightly, teeth showing, hanta thinks your so pretty, "you know kaminari? damn, that guy's in my prac maths class and he's-"

suddenly hanta cringes internally, mind flashing back to a scene, maybe a couple days ago, of him and denki hitting blinkers at the bus shelter outside campus, talking about something stupid, them joking about hanta's apparent lack of game (which is not true at all), and denki saying something about some pretty girl in his class who he smokes with sometimes and, in his words, was, 'exactly y'er type bro'.

"he's one of my roommates." is all he says though his lazy smile tenses slightly, no way denki planned this, right?

you hardly notice, rambling about your maths module, and the lack of work that got done between the two of you. you're trying to keep your voice even and not take too many glances at the hot guy, sero hanta, kaminari's cute roommate, who you had instagram stalked literally on the way over, while you were stuck in traffic, because you'd seen him on the blonde's story. it was some badly taken photo of a group of four guys all sat on top of each other on the same couch, two of them laughing, four beers and an open pack of amber leaf on the table. but sero, cheesing at the camera, sat on the thigh of a different blonde who seemed literal seconds away from punching his lights out, had caught your eye.

so to have him here, in your car, right next to you. so close you could practically smell him, and he smelt gooood, the standard stoner boy scent that you expected but with a mix of something spicy, lord-

when you finally look up to him from where you've been digging in your bag, phone in hand, hanta shuffles with the dead vape in his pocket trying to make it less obvious he'd spent the better part of five minutes just staring at you.

"speak of the devil." you shake your phone at hanta to take and on the screen is a recent chat between you and his best friend as well as a snap of him clearly drunk yelling at the camera from five- five minutes ago??

"he's so unserious." you laugh again, and take your phone back from hanta typing out a quick response then clicking your phone off. "you wanted an eighth yeah?"

hanta nods dumbly, still kinda shocked that denki pulled this off without him realising, and you pull out a little plastic bag with a couple nuggets inside and hand it to him.

he goes to grab the cash in pocket but you stop him with a gentle arm to his shoulder.

you drop your arm quick enough, overthinking your next actions but say anyway, "don't worry 'bout this one, yeah-"

"-what? nah 's fine i've got cash," he trails off, you're looking at him, beautiful wide eyes.

"no i've already made up my mind," you grin slowly at his slightly flustered state and for a moment neither of you talk. the song has long sinced changed and your radio is now playing an old rnb track he doesn't recognise but he finds himself relaxed in your presence.

"besides, i made you wait for so long, and," you continue quickly, your smile even wider, as hanta tilts his head to hide his flustered face. "you're a friend of a friend, right?"

when he finally makes his way back to the party, denki's there, cheesing like an idiot, and when bakugou asks why he took forever, and he parrots him "yeaah, sero, what took you so long?" slick as shit, hanta can't even bring himself to be pissed.

yeah it was denki's fault, but the weight of your number, your actual number, with your first name and a '<3' next to it, in his phone makes it worth it.

he throws the baggie of whats left of the bud to his 'friend' who is still wiggling his eyebrows and steals a vape off the table.

"dude stfu or i'm never picking up for you again."

[amuseoffyre]

19 and 3 for the fanfic asks :)

19) What is some random info you happen to have that you used in a fic?

I had Stede referring to Castile soap and say that he was probably considered a bit treasonous for using "papish" soap. This is a bit of a niche one because after the Glorious Revolution of 1689 and the various Jacobite Risings that were primarily in support of the Catholic Stewart line, Britain said "no more Catholic soap for us!"

I tied it into the fact that the historical Stede Bonnet may have been a Jacobite sympathiser, if not one outright, because he when he defied the Act of Grace (as signed in the name of King George, the bloke who was on the throne at the 1715 Jacobite rising), he named his new ship The Royal James.

My pool of random knowledge is deep and vast :D

3) What fic of yours do you think is underrated?

This is tricky, given how many fics I've written.

I think I have to say Thieves of Mercy, my Good Omens AU were Aziraphale is an art forger working for the greater good and Crowley is an infamous cat burglar who enjoys robbing the rich. Not only are they both brilliant in their own field, they start out as enemies and the journey from there to allies and the final mega heist is some of the most tightly woven stuff I've done. The back-to-back heisting of the final 4 chapters made me giddy with how well it all came together.

[grigori77]

2022 in Music - My Top 5 Favourite Albums

5.  MUSE – Will of the People

The maddest trio to have ever come out of Devon have returned, completing their magnificent comeback as they again prove they’ve been one of the best things happening in prog rock for a while now.  They’re still clinging to the more electronic sound that’s come to pervade their music for the past decade or so, but this still feels like a glorious throwback as Matt Bellamy and co have brought back the old school HEAVY in a big way here …

Standout tracks: Will of the People, Compliance, Won’t Stand Down, Ghosts (How Can I Move On), You Make Me Feel like It’s Halloween, Kill Or Be Killed, Verona, We Are Fucking Fucked

4.  ARCHITECTS – The Classic Symptoms of a Broken Spirit

They’ve done it again. For the second year in a row, the Brighton metalcore heavy-hitters have delivered a blistering, pitch-perfect album full of riotous bangers, this time peeking in what I could happily argue is THE BEST TRACK they’ve ever put together.  As with their previous offering, For Those Who Wish To Exist, this record probably won’t please their old school fans, but I love this stuff JUST FINE.

Standout tracks: Deep Fake, Tear Gas, Burn Down My House, Living Is Killing Us, Doomscrolling, A New Moral Low Ground, All the Love In the World, Be Very Afraid

3.  FLORENCE + THE MACHINE – Dance Fever

Florence Welch and her astounding band have delivered another masterful opus of epic soundscapes and richly orchestrated opulence, effortlessly showcasing the singer-songwriter’s once-in-a-generation voice and big calibre lyrical and compositional flair, proving once and for all she’s the undeniable QUEEN of the indie rock scene …

Standout tracks: King, Free*, Girls Against God, Dream Girl Evil, Cassandra, Heaven Is Here, My Love, The Bomb, Morning Elvis

*Honestly, I CANNOT choose between this one and King for best track on the album …

2.  EDITORS – EBM

The most criminally overlooked and underrated indie band of all time returns with what I think might be their very best album EVER, packed with pretty much perfect electro-rock belters. They’ve always worn their Joy Division/New Order influences on their sleeves, but this one puts the Mancunian pioneers on notice that these boys from Birmingham are now officially coming for their crowns.

Standout tracks: Heart Attack, Picturesque, Karma Climb, Kiss, Silence, Educate, Strange Intimacy

1.  RAMMSTEIN – Zeit

The German masters of industrial metal have been plying their trade since the mid-90s, and every release has been well worth a spin, but they’ve come a long way in that time, and their previous eponymously titled album was a proper banger, dominated by the best track they’ve EVER recorded, the immortal Deutschland.  It seemed like a tall order for them to top that masterpiece … but they’ve pulled off the impossible, crafting a flawless opus that perfectly encapsulates their discordant-yet-ingenious singular brilliance and, OF COURSE, the incomparable voice of Till Lindemann.  Despite appearances they insist they’ve still got plenty more music to make, but this is the PERFECT encapsulation of Rammstein at their very best.

Standout tracks: Armee der Tristen, Zeit, Zick Zack, Angst, Dicke Titten, Lügen, Adieu

The ones that didn’t quite make the cut:

BILLY HOWERDEL – What Normal Was (the other creative half of A Perfect Circle proves he can do dark, edgy and beautiful electronic rock without needing Maynard); THE GREAT DISCORD – Deam Morte (the gothic-edged Swedish metalheads bring us another winner, with magnificent frontwoman Fia Kempe on fire throughout); AURORA – The Gods We Can Touch (the immensely talented young Norwegian singer-songwriter’s third indie-pop album is another winner); GHOST – Impera (Sweden’s most unique metal band continues to dominate as Tobias Forge delivers more retro-styled brilliance); PANIC! AT THE DISCO – Viva Las Vengeance (Brendon Urie pays fitting tribute to his biggest influences – especially Queen - with this lovingly irreverent record)

Honourable mention:

SPIRITBOX – Rotoscope

The best new metalcore band of the block continue to show they really are the ones to watch with this BLINDING three-track EP which shows that the astonishingly talented Courtney LaPlante and co are DETERMINED to keep experimenting with their sound. Opener/title-track Rotoscope is the undeniable highlight here, but Sew Me Up and, in particular, Hysteria both prove to be thoroughly irresistible earworms too …

[fictitiousbeing]

MUSTACHIO MEN

I can't say it enough: I have so much love to give. Even to our fuzzy kings! This time around I am celebrating my favourite men who have mustached-up!

***The following 10 men/characters were selected simply because they were the first to pop into my head, and are presented in no particular order.

Part Two

Masterlist

1. Paul Anderson

Mr. Anderson is a beautiful man, but his glorious mustache adds to Arthur Shelby's status as an underrated king.

2. Henry Cavil

Henry mustached-up for his role in one of the Mission Impossible films - seen it, didn't care for it - but the 'stache done me in.

3. Pedro Pascal

Honestly, mustache or no mustache, this man's sweet smile brings me to my knees.

4. Boyd Holbrook

First time I seen Boyd in action was as a lanky-milky-eyed-hillbilly running around a mountain shooting people (hawt), but seeing him with a 'stache had me running around my room like a giddy little girl.

5. Brad Pitt

Need I say anything? Mr. Pitt can do pretty much anything.

6. Milo Ventimiglia

The shift in vibes when Milo mushached-up was immaculate.

7. José María Yazpik

I'll admit it was hard finding a gif of this mans glorious mustache, but trust me, I've seen it. And let me tell you, it's what I needed.

8. Clayne Crawford

Crawford with his hair, wardrobe, attitude, rich character backstory/development, AND the mustache during his role as Martin Riggs made the show Lethal Weapon what it once was...

9. Cary Elwes

Now bare with me. I like a thick and luscious mustache but Cary as a farm boy turned pirate... chef kisses

10. Jason Lee

NOW this is a thick, glorious, and luscious mustache. I couldn't find a good gif without the cat.

*** Mustaches/facial hair isn't for everyone, but it sure does something to- I mean for me... Is that better?

[the-blue-fairie]

Underrated Non-Disney animated films

Tagged by @superkingofpriderock​

Son of the White Mare

The Last Unicorn (I can’t believe I didn’t mention this film among my favorite non-Disney animated films before; it’s been a favorite for a long time.)

The Girl Without Hands (PLEASE watch this; the animation style is gorgeous and haunting.)

Kubo and the Two Strings (Like The Last Unicorn, this is pretty well-known, but I’m just sad I forgot to mention it among my favorite non-Disney films previously.)

Do the works of Karel Zeman count, considering they are live-action and animation hybrids? In any case, they are underrated and the animation is glorious.

Also, a shout-out to Ray Harryhausen’s stop motion fairy tale short films because I think they’re cute.

Also, I DO think the Rankin-Bass Hobbit film is sorely underrated. I may not be able to take the Rankin Bass Return of the King seriously for obvious reasons (though Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way is a delight for all the wrong reasons), but their Hobbit? It largely works, thanks to the tone of the original book and the fact that most of the songs have Tolkien’s lyrics.

John Huston as Gandalf? Perfect. His recitation of “The dwarves of yore made mighty spells...” etc.? Haunting. The dwarves singing the Misty Mountains song? Captures the magic in the music perfectly. I love the character design of the Great Goblin and Gollum. And the way a disembodied voice starts eerily singing the riddles is mesmerizing. Smaug is MARVELOUS. Even Otto Preminger Yoda-like Elvenking is... at least an INTERESTING character design.

Really my only major issues are the omission of Beorn and the cartoonish way they portray Thorin before the Battle of the Five Armies. Otherwise, it’s quite solid.

Also, I know everyone loves Secret of NIMH already, but Secret of NIMH. Another favorite I’m shocked I forgot about before.

The Pagemaster