#MY GLORIOUS KING KOKICHI

[kokichis-wife]

HES SO PRETTYYYY UGH I LOVE MY HUBBY.

🏁✨

[sweet-storytimes]

Promo?

As the camera flickers to life, five people are seen in front of you, all piled up on a couch. Most of them have fairly neutral expressions and it's quite early in the morning, so it wouldn't be unreasonable to say they had probably all recently woken up. As they notice the camera is on, they whisper amongst themselves before turning to you.

"Gonta is... Gonta Gokuhara. Gonta called the Ultimate Entomologist, but don't worry if bugs scary! Gonta is true gentleman!"

That seems to make the other boy and the green-eyed girl blush as the next person speaks.

"Nyeh... I'm Himiko Yumeno, the Ultimate Mage... But they call me the Ultimate Magician... Still, don't get confused. I'm a mage, not a magician..."

"Heya! I'm Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader and the most glorious king you'll ever meet~! Nishishishi~! Or maybe I'm lying~! Who knows~? You'll neeeeeeever tell~..."

"My name is Maki Harukawa. I used to go by the title of the Ultimate Child Caregiver, but after the Killing Game, I've started going by my actual title, Ultimate Assassin. Please don't ask too much about it, I really don't like to remember what I do for work."

"And finally, I'm Tenko Chabashira, the Ultimate Aikido Master! HIIIII-YA!"

She did a small chop with her arms in the air before grinning.

"Former notorious man-hater turned normal person and the one somehow designated to reveal that we're asking for a promo! Pretty please? Just don't be a degenerate~."

She offers a teasing smile. Do you answer their request?

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[crimecaro14]

War

sO, this silly little saiouma / oumasai oneshot is inspired by @karukumori s art (link below) BUT maybe read the oneshot first for a little twist, then look at their glorious art 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_66jDXlu-h/

Almost out of ammo he hid behind a tree, catching his breath. It wasn't the best hiding spot around the courtyard but apparently enough for now. His friend lost this insane game just a few minutes ago, he didn't even have the time to mourn his lost properly or he would've been done for too.

The enemies side was probably doing the same because they also lost a valuable comrade not too long ago. On the other hand, they are merciless, filled with malice, maybe they just left the body where it was and started searching for the last enemy to eliminate them.

Now wasn't the time to think about this. With only one shot left Shuichi only had one chance to defeat his enemy, like he'd be able to make such a shot. If only Maki were here instead of him.

His thoughts were abruptly interrupted by the evil laugh of the self claimed king of this academy, it sent a shiver down his spine.

Carefully Shuichi peeked around the tree to see the situation he had to deal with, when suddenly he heard Kokichis cheerful voice claim, “Hah, found you, Shuichii!”

Out of reflex he stormed through the bushes on the pavement, the loaded gun at the ready. He turned around to aim for Kokichi, who he expected to be close to the tree he had hidden behind, but he couldn't see him. He didn't see anyone. Another cold shiver ran down Shuichis spine and his hands began trembling from fear. It had just been another lie to get Shuichi out in the open, a trap.

As he slowly walked backwards through the lower courtyard to reach the stairs he tried to keep his eyes everywhere, listening to every sound around. Unfortunately his own heartbeat was louder than anything else. In moments like these he wished his hearing was as good as Kaedes.

But he was close to his goal! Only a few more meters!

Then suddenly...

Out of nowhere...

He was ripped down on the floor.

Luckily he was close enough to the grass surrounding the pavement, so he didn't got hurt, but he lost his gun in the fall.

“Argh- ah, no!”

“Any last words, detective?”

The barrel on his forehead forced Shuichi to ignore his own gun and look at the person who threw him over.

“K-Kokichi, please!”, he looked his opponent directly in his serious, purple eyes as he begged for his life. “You don't have to do this! End this madness, that already cost Gontas and Kaitos life, please!”

But Kokichi didn't show any emotion as he moved his finger to the trigger. “You chose these as your last words, Shuichi? You think begging would change my mind?”, he laughed, “you really don't know me, my beloved.”

And with that... he pulled the trigger.

Shuichis eyes fell shut just as his head hit the soft ground beneath him. Kokichi won.

But was this really enough? The supreme leader slid back a bit and aimed for Shuichis chest only to fire at it until he was almost out of ammo, when suddenly the chest started to jump up and down from laughters. “Ko-Kokichi, stop it, I'm already dead”, Shuichi giggled, “Why do you keep shooting?”

The boy lifted his head, the wet hair dripping down on his now also wet chest.

“To avoid you being one of the few that survive a shot to the head, duuh”, Kokichi explained like it was obvious.

“You expect me to survive a head shot?”, smirking Shuichi raised an eyebrow but only got shot in the face again. “Shut up, you are dead.”

“Why is there a watergun?”, Makis voice resounded through the courtyard as she picked up Shuichis gun, that had slid all the way to the stairs when he dropped it. The girl kept walking and saw the two boy lying in the grass.

“What are you doing?”, she asked sceptical.

Kokichi leaned back to look at her upside down as he answered. “Watergun war. I won, nehehee!”

For a second Maki looked down at he watergun in her hand before she aimed it at Kokichi and shot the last bit of water at him.

“Next time, invite me too”, she mumbled before she turned around and left with the empty watergun.

The two boys followed her for a bit before Kokichi fell back into his roll and collapsed on Shuichis chest. “Oh noo, a third party avenged youu!”

Laughing Shuichi wrapped his arms around Kokichi. “That's what you get for that overkill just now.”

“How tragic, two enemies dying in each others arm!”, Kokichi kept the drama up, “Hold me, Shuu!”, before he broke out in laughter like his boyfriend underneath him.

They'll definitely repeat this fun.

[yourdanganronpaneedshere]

for christmas req can you do s/o invited ouma to christmas dinner as their bf and wishes to keeping it up until new year? please and thank you!!

FLIPPING SAINT PATRICK’S DAY IS COMING UP AND WE STILL HAVE CHRISTMAS REQUESTS HERE.

Oh ho ho~

What a lovely sight to see.

 I just wanna open up requests again ;A;

Mod Maid Mom~

Kokichi’s behavior can be unconditionally abnormal at times and although you were used to this, you were still sweating bullets when your family will also see him.

He dressed in his regular attire, nothing formal but something casual, his checkered scarf makes him the Kokichi Ouma we all know and love. You two sat down at the table. Glorious food was prepared and the luxurious scent crossed his nose.

“Nishinishi! This smells pretty good! Listen here! I’m the king of this table, so everyone shall obey my humble orders, nishinishi!”

Everyone was ever so slightly bewildered by his sudden announcement, but then all softly chuckled to themselfs and continued scoffing food in their mouths.

Christmas wasn’t the only celebration on the list that was happening. New Year’s was crawling around the corner. With it only being a couple days away, everybody kept their heads up hoping for a splendid year.

You felt a familiar touch on your hand, it was tender and soft, you looked up to see the cheeky gremlin flashing one of his cheeky smiles. 

“Hey S/O! My New Year’s Wish won’t be wishing for a trillion Panta bottles. Well, that’s a lie it’ll be one of them, but my biggest will be wanting to stay with my empress forever and ever!”