#MY GAWDDDDDD

[lovemikage]

BRINGING BACK THIS POST AFTER TONIGHT’S EP. SAM EMMA LOVERS WE R ON TOP TONIGHT ‼️‼️‼️

[st4rbwrry]

choo fuckin choo

[wakatshi]

Saw this and thought of you <3

https://twitter.com/pettykawas/status/1585045608234352647?s=46&t=R8El78dfDCRj3uJjDxePtw

HAIRY WAKATOSHI….. hairy wakatoshi…… !!!!!!! dreamy sigh i want him

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

Lenneth should not be looking at the orc who kidnapped her like this.

There is not much else she can do, in all honesty; her options to escape on her own are slim, and he's proven himself more willing to talk than his kin. He'd let her out under the stars; he'd let himself be named Telumendil. He'd soaked in her words as he'd soaked in the starlight, as desperate as a desert; his hands had been made weapons, but he had still tried to be gentle as he'd lead her between stream and cave.

He's more scar than skin; she wonders what his battered palms would feel like on her cheeks. How his fingers would feel entwined with hers, the rough scratch of his thumb over the back of her hand.

She can't look away.

UM.... 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

SAY MORE????????????!!!!!!!!!

[Also "he's more scar than skin" FUCK ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP that is an EPIC line!]

[vilsoo]

being called “pretty girl” every day by my bf makes me fold all the time ugh

[owlf45]

Everyone deserves to watch brannan losing his shit at nat20's and cry because of the characters imo fjdk

god did you SEE his reaction in the last episode when they made the DC 30 with a nat 20

[williamlandon]

OKAY I JUST GOT THE MASTER SWORD AND HOLYYY SHIT-!!

⚠️(spoilers for anyone who hasn’t gotten it yet)⚠️

I saw Memory #15/A Sword in Time cutscene and I was like omg I know what’s gonna happen next-, but OH MY FUCKING GAWD ZELDA LOOKS AMAZING AS A DRAGON LIKE WHAT THE FUCKKK!! Her design with the Zonai features, the white and teal omgggggg she’s so pretty, even as a dragon-

I haven’t beaten the game yet so I request no further spoilers but I’m so freaking excited for the ending, it’s hard to not look it up lol.

I also think it’s ironic how I saw her as a dragon when earlier I was on tumblr the same day and saw some fan art of Zelda with her dragon features (sketchyvero), so I somewhat knew what to expect but definitely not what I saw.

And can we just admire how much Zelda is willing to sacrifice for her people, her kingdom, and those she’s cares about? Like she gave herself to help save the land of Hyrule and aid Link to the very end like she promised, I only hope that her promise comes true when Link rencounters Ganon, and hopefully it’s the hydrated one if you know what I mean- 😏

We stan Zelda to the end of time.

[katasstrophy]

pillowfight with nagi that starts with shits and giggles but ends with a steamy make out and you pawing at each other’s clothes

[walkerrenee]

just need me and the voice in my head to be able to pass the bechdel test again 🧎🏻

[reignbowarbiter]

I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO AMERICA

[fantasywritten]

YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND

[leemarkies]

eso yearly announcement with the arcane class has me 😵‍💫

[lostjulys]

most fun part of that one btw was photoshopping the little bar code w the variant edition label n the link 2 parahumans.wordpress >:3

[bastardbvby]

president and other world leaders are meeting at a convention center near my place which okay cool except there’s 8 ft barricades along the roads spanning a few blocks and our metro stop is shut down because its directly under the center like man . have your meeting but did it have to be during finals week 

[heartgolde]

god DAMN tumblr users are corny as fawk 😭

[screampied]

HIGH SEX W TOJI 🗣️🗣️ I SAY I SAY HIGH SEX WWWW TOJIIII 🗣️🗣️🗣️ i need his red eyes peering at me while he takes me 2 poundtown. plug toji gives u sm more weed than u ask for, only top shelf for his pretty baby! he even tosses u a free 2 gram cart, and wait! here's some gummy edibles he picked up the other day, oh and also some dick oh em gee does he have heart eyes directly towards u after facing 2 fats blunts w u. dick throbs twice as much for u when high also. is this even coherent my high ass is giggling n keeping my feet PLSSS 🧟

poundtown omg.

PLUG TOJI SAVE ME. i just know his dick is fat as shit … i just needed to say that idk 😞. he’d wear grey sweats everywhere, the kind where you can see his dick print through the fabric UGHHHHH. it slings everywhere like ????? high sex 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ oh mannn it’s gonna rot my brain i love high sex. being blitzed with toji is doing smth to me. he’d spoil us and never let us pay bc he doesn’t need the money (he kind of does but uhhhh)

IMAGINNEEEE THE SLOPPY BACKSHOTS GOOD GAWDDDDDD. i can already hear the creaking