#MY FAVORITE BASTARD

[kori-yokai]

I don’t like the previous arts! I’m trying my best to get out of myself what I like in the end, I tried to draw on the new variants P03 because he’s my favorite bastard! I love drawing his metal tits

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Listen, I could fix him... In the way you'd neuter a dog

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Drac's words, not mine

they hate me for finding romance in the violent & violence in the romantic. also for the killing

[kori-yokai]

I also drew a new drawing from me with this charming bastard and agreed with P03 so that he would congratulate you, young ladies, on March 8th

sorry my bad english

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Inspired by @bluecatwriter I felt like I needed to make my own version of this, fully outing myself as a self-projecting writer

Ways I am like (my) Drac and Johnny

D:

Wears all black

Lives with roommates

Hates rejection

"Just wants to be loved"™

Thinks vampires are the coolest shit ever

Bats are so awesome and misunderstood!!

Nightowl

Stupid puns and inappropriate jokes

Likes pretty men

Multilingualism

J:

Blonde haired, blue eyed

Daddy issues

All the cocsa/sa/ca trauma 😗

Depresso

"just wants to be loved" but fr this time

Books

Bruises

Insomnia

Tormented by sexy vampires

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

*insert a blood-soaked Drac here*

he’s an irredeemable villain to you. he’s my special little princess though

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Gnawing at my cage

[themistdragon]

I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

IT WASN'T A VISUAL GAG OF MAKING HIM LOOK TALLER TO ALLUDE TO HIS SENSE OF SUPERIORITY OVER XAIDA

IT WAS FORESHADOWING

FUCK

[burgersdayoff]

uhhhh what if like. the moon haunted you. or something

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

if i were a kink artist i'd definitely draw him with nipple piercings

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

[higgsbison]

my new years resolution was to occasionally write fun things for fun

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Let him be fun, even if he is pure evil. For the love of god, give him one intruiging quality, that's all I ask for. Charm, humor, snark, intelligence. Please.

you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

[lineffability]

sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be

[smallestapplin]

Mmhmm the Harem is back and am aughhhhh ok Decepticons turn next on how far can they make reader squirt

Honestly who doesn’t want a harem of cybertronians, all desperate to mark you and make you theirs? Each trying to one up the other can cause conflict, but it certainly gets taken out on your pussy.

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You are simply fascinating, addicting even, every new thing they learn of you and your body certainly sends the ship into a feeding frenzy. You lost your mind ages ago, tears streaming down your cheeks as you cry out Megatron’s name, his spike is too much, yet he is on a mission to make you squirt again and again.

Your pussy can only handle so much, and yet you know the audience around you isn’t very patient. You can already hear the Impatient movements from your beloved Seekers, yet they are your most spoiled, second only to Megatron.

“You make quite the pretty mess. Taking spike like it’s what you were made for.”

It’s agonizing, it hurts so good, he’s still far too big for your human body yet that stops him none. The warlord wants nothing more than to feel your organic valve clench around him- yes yes, just like that! Squeezing him so tightly, milking his spike of hsi transfluid.

And for your patheic consorts around to know just who gets your valve so sloppy and gushing. You whine pitifully as Megatron pulls you off his spike, letting his spent drip from your well loved hole, making such a mess. In an act usually reserved for private, he gently takes his thumb and wipes some sweat from your face, chuckling as you melt into him.

“You’re hogging them mo-“ starscream’s loud complaining was swiftly cut short but Skywarp and Thundercracker, slamming servos over his intake

“Shh!”

“Shut up or we’ll have to wait longer!”

Such a devious idea indeed.

“Shockwave, Soundwave, I shall allow you two a turn, I don’t care how you choose.”

Megatron’s announcement leaves the seekers grumbling and cursing starscream in Cybertronian which you can barely understand, not that you have time when a very excited Soundwave is taking you from your Conjunx. You try to adjust to being lifted in the air, only to feel Shockwave stand behind you.

Even mass displaced the two are still much, much bigger than you.

“I say we run an experiment, how much can you take?”

You whimper at the mere thought as Soundwave slowly pushing his already throbbing spike into you, recording your sweet whine. You’re already so sensitive from Megatron’s use, you didn’t even know you could squirt much less that many times! But the entire ship seems destine to break your pussy in.

Feeling Shockwave’s heavy spike against your back, you prepare and ready yourself from the prep he’s going to give your ass, just as you can faintly hear Megatron take a call, you can’t make out the voices too well, perhaps a feminine one and a few masculine ones.

“Don’t break them too much, I’ve missed our little human.”

Soundwave groans, his helm tilting back as you clench around him, seems hearing Arachnia’s words got you needy once more.

If Shockwave could hurry up he could please you, make you overload more and more, record you up close and watch your pretty human valve cream on his spike, to see you squirt.

He needs it.

Hell, the entire decepticon crew seems to need it, and yet he doesn’t feel bad about dozens missing this cause they were sent out on missions, it gives him more time with you, and more time to rub it in each of their face plates.

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

No straight man licks a blade like this

he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual