#MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[applesforaliens]

Murder Drones appreciation post!!

(and silly images)

I will be forever grateful for Murder Drones and the impact it’s had on me!! I hope we get a season 2 but if not, that’s okay. This series has brought me out of my shell since I found it only 5 months ago. It’s crazy that this little show about murderous drones has been so important in my life. I’ll forever hold this show close to my heart. Thank you Liam and the entire team at Glitch for making this amazing show. I hope the fandom will continue to grow for years to come. Anyways, enough of the sappy stuff!!

Since we have 1 week before the Murder Drones finale, here is a collection of my favorite scenes/shots from each episode!! :D

[writingoddess1125]

Poly or just 3 some vibe swith shanks and Mihawk?? I just feel that power imbalance would be addictiveee

Oh This is what I live for Love! You got it!

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Shanks X young!Reader(mid 20's) X Mihawk

Warning: Sexual Themes, Threesome vibes, Sex, Unprotected sex, Eiffel Tower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tag You're It

You stood there at the bar looking at your few regulars as you spaced out. It was a slow night, almost like every night. Your village was too small and too secluded to get any real traffic. If it wasn't for a few months ago it would have closed- not for a certain pirate crew then it would have defiently closed their doors.

Speaking of which- the door busted open with a fairly dramatic flare. As if summoned by your thoughts there stood the entirety of the Red Haired Pirates, cheeks already flushes with alcohol it seemed.

"Good Evening Mr. Shanks! Glad to see you back" You smile cheerfully at him, He would often come to the bar when he ran out of his monthly supply on his Island next door. Him and his crew were very nice, paired with the fact they always payed very well.

"Good Evening to you (Y/N)! Please bring out the best you have little one! It's a celebration!" It was no secret that Shanks had been eyeing you for the months he had been stopping by, How his eyes would linger on your form a bit more then most- How his gaze would track you as you moved through the bar.

"A celebration?" You asked innocently as he held up a wanted poster proudly. A dark brooding figure Stepping in behind him, looking a bit irritated to he there, even as his gaze settled on you.

"Yep! My Lad Luffy got his first bounty and is now a Pirate! Paired with my good Pal here Mihawk is here for a visit!"

"Well in that case I'll pull out the best!" You said cheerfully waving at your co-workers to bring our the large crates of rum and ale for them.

As the liquor was poured you saw Shanks and Mihawk quietly talking- Their eyes locked onto you as they stared at you, watching every move you did. Which made your cheeks heat up dramatically. After a few moments of this and the bar coming to life with loud music you ended up grabbing a drink as well.

This seemed to drawn Mihawk over, his form shadowing yours. "Is it wise for you to drink?" He cautioned a brow, making you feel a bit flustered by both his accent and eyes.

"It's fine, it's not like anyone here would hurt me" You say softly, Waving your hand dismissively. His lips curving to a slight smirk at this-

"I don't think hurting you is what they would have in mind" Oh your face was bright red now- especially with the purr in his tone and look in his eye-

"W-Well if they asked I wouldn't be opposed I'm sure-" You manage to squeak out, drawing his gaze in. Before he gestured you to follow him, which you obediently did. Returning to his seat next to Shanks he pulled you to his lap which made your face crimson- The red head smiling at the sight.

"Didn't know all I had to do was smile to bring you over finally" He teased, Gesturing to yourself seated on his peers lap. You took another sip of your drink and shyly shrugged

"As I say, ask and you shall receive Shanks. Number one rule here" You quip back which earns a noise from Mihawk- seemingly a chuckle.

"Well if that's the case. Me and my friend here, both would love to take you out for the evening, to get to know you better. But you'd have to choose my dear"

"I-I wouldn't be able to choose-" You admit shyly, Looking between the two of you. Shanks laughing loudly at this as he bit his lip.

"What about both of us?" He chimed, something in his eyes made tour stomach warm. Maybe it was the underlying danger or the arousal but yoh nodded.

"Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt- It's a celebration afterall" You blushed, drinking more of the rum in your glass. The alcohol making your head buzz and warmth filled your body.

Mihawk squeezed your thigh as you were still seated on his lap.

"Deplorable as usual-" Mihawk grumbled, but his gaze did fall to you as you sat there blushing in-between the two men. His golden eyes practically staring through your soul, reaching forward and taking a peice of your hair in his hands and messing with it- Like he was trying to decide to go through with it. Once your big beautiful eyes settled on his, he sighed almost defeatedly.

"But I suppose a bit of sharing wouldn't be the worse" He said softly. Shanks smiling widely as he heard this and gave a proud laugh. Patting Mihawk shoulder in joy.

Shanks was the first to stand, pulling you up to your feet. Mihawks hand on the small of your back and lead you out of the bar and towards the inn. Mihawk tossing down some berry and guided you up to the given room.

Author Note!: ⚠️ Final Warning ⚠️ Once you go past this line. THERE IS NO RETURN! ITS ABOUT TO GET INFERNO SPICY- 18+ ultra mature!

Shanks and Mihawk stood on either side of you. Shanks was the first one to kiss you, it was gentle at first sweet even. It wasn't till you felt a tug on your blouse that the sweet kiss was broke, feeling him pull off your blouse as you felt your pants fall down to the floor. Realizing Mihawk had taken the time to undo them, along with your bra as Shanks smiled and pulled down your underwear. Blushing you felt a push as you fell onto the bed behind you.

You were laid there on the soft comforters of the local Inns bed, Blushing as the warm lights of the lanterns barely lit the room. But you could make out the two men staring at you like you were fresh prey infront of two hungry carnivores.

"How shall we go about this Hawkeye? Maybe a good game of tag?" Shanks said with a wicked smiled, Mihawk smirking as his gaze never left you and nodded.

Mihawk too the left while Shanks moved forward climbing into the bed with a grin as he found himself between your legs.

"He can't help but put everything in his mouth Darling" Mihawk said calmly playing with your hair as you moaned helplessly against his chest, Watching your face contort and shift from Shanks pleasurable torture. You could feel Shanks smirk between your legs as his mouth wrapped around your clit and sucked hard, crying out in pleasure as Mihawk captured your lips in a deep kiss. Wine filled your senses as you accepted the kiss, feeling him hungry mouth dominate your own.

Pulling away as Shanks pulled your hips with his arm, bringing your core closer as he seemed too lost in his meal to be concerned with the lost kiss between you and Hawkeye-

At being pulled down your face sliding down Mihawk's chest and to his waist, Blushing deeply as you laid infront of the Warlords tending pants. Mihawk smirking at your reaction as he gestured for you to proceed, not needing a cue you carefully undid his pants. Blushing as his large cock bounces out enthusiastically- opening your lips you took all of him in, Blushing at the feeling as he groaned above you.

You moaned as you bobbed your head up and down, the feeling of Shanks driving you to your upcoming orgasm, your legs starting to shake at Shanks talented mouth before he suddently pulled away. Chuckling at the whine you gave at the sensation even while Mihawk chuckled at you as well.

"Don't worry love~ I got something better~" You heard Shanks say sweetly. A shuffling of fallen clothes fell behind you as you felt Shanks hand rest on your hip and pulling you up to your knees while you chest still laid on the mattress before Mihawk.

Your thighs shake as you felt every inch of him slide into you, combined with still too high from his mouth earlier was just enough to cum right as he bottomed out. Moaning loudly against Mihawk cock and shaking.

"Aww~ She came just from me entering. So cute~" the Red head teased, making Mihawk even chuckle. Without time to even settle through your bliss you felt Ahanks hips start to move. Like a tidal wave, the shocked of ecstacy rushed through your body.

Shank hips started to sputter against you, still shaking from your previous orgasm that had your nerves on fire.

"You know I don't care for a mess Red Hair-" Mihawk grunted out, his pace quickening on your lips as you felt him hit the back of your throat, tears rolling down your cheeks as you felt Mihawk tughten his hold on your hair, pulling your lips as far down his member as possible as he came. Heat running down your throat as you felt Shanks pull out of you at the same time and spill on your back.

"Well done Darling~" Mihawk praised as he pulled himself from your mouth, smiling at the sight of you. Tears down your cheeks, lips red and bruised and panting. He pulled you up once more, this time placing you against Shanks chest.

"Very nicely done~" Shanks purred out, praising you for your skills. You only gave a bubbling moan at the sweet praise and Mihawk hands kneading your chest, drawing out moans sweet moans from you. Feeling Mihawk place kisses down your neck in reward for your moans.

"Think you can last one more round for us Sweetheart?~" Shanks sweetly asked, nodding softly even if you mind was fuzzy from your pleasure.

It felt like a blur but suddently you where on your back, Mihawk in turn sliding into you. Your back arching at the sensation as you gasped, he was bigger- Somehow or it was just how sensitive you were. As you laid there gasping you felt Shank touch your shoulder looking up as you saw his already hardened member before your lips, accepting him you felt him thrust into your mouth.

You felt your body bounce with each powerful thrust, sending Shank's cock deeper past your bruised lips. Another hard orgasm already building in your stomach as you felt Mihawk's relentless hips slam against your form,

A muffled cry left your sore throat as you felt warmth flood your mouth and core, spots scattered in your vision as you heard the muffled pants and groans of the two above you.

Mihawk was the first to pull out of you, his large hands securing you as Shanks did the same making cold air filling your lungs. Both men working gently to clean you up, whispering praise at you as they did so. Mihawk laying you down first on the cleanest part of the bed and covering your tired form in a blanket. You felt your eyes close, too tired to open them again as sleep was already starting to take over your form.

"We must share her once again" Shanks whispered, pushing some of your hair from your face. Carefully holding your waist with his hand. You could feel Mihawk nod in agreement as he settled you on his broad chest.

"I can't disagree with that" Mihawk whispered before sleep finally claimed you.

[spoontoof]

june 2nd, 2023 9:somethingPM

beaches rhymes with peaches

my family pulled me out of school today to go to the beach, and it was amazing. the water was surprisingly warm over there, and i took a couple of cool pictures that i'm most definitely gonna tweet later tonight. this one fat woman came up to me while i was in the water, and handed me a beach toy, thinking it was mine, and i just responded "this isn't my toy, but i'll gladly take it. thx for the free toy!" dad wanted to go to the secluded part of the beach, but mom was against it, as it was really far away from the bathroom, tho she immediately switched over to dad's side when she saw how fucking packed the side of the beach she originally wanted to go to was. today was a fun day and i really enjoyed it.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE BAD NEWS!!! BRACE YOURSELF!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!: i have a fuck ton of homework that i need to get to because i missed school, and i probably shouldn't be writing on this stupid blog rn. i should probably go. god bless you all.

[universedefenderbeepboop]

he rules the night, mwahahahahhahah

[perrys-place]

AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH I FIGURED OUT HWO TO ACESS THE FUCKING CHATBOX OPTION ON TUMBRL AHAHHAHAHAH I CAN SEE MESSAGES NOW I AM UNBEATBALE I AM ALL POWERFUL I AM GOD AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[aizawaslovebot]

KAEMINS BACK WITH SOME MORE HCS MWAHAHAHAHHAHAH (also means ive had 4 cups of coffee during our walk earlier, hi)

Oh. Oh to have midnight escapeds with bokuto and kuroo. These two are wild cards, who knows what their thinking. Suddenly, its 2am and you get a call from the gc these two forcefully had you in and woke you up. The next thing you know— you’ve snuck out of your house, glaring at the owl and cat duo as they grin at you in response. Without even giving you a chance to speak, they pull you with them walking to the nearest fastfood chain having none of your complains.

“You’re here with us now, can’t do nothing about it drama queen” Kuroo chimes with Bokuto laughing ridiculously loud at 2am in the morning. You could only groan as they pulled you to wherever they wanted you three to be, but you can’t say that this isn’t the slightest of fun for you either.

You just hope they brought their wallets with them too.

:3 🐠

squishy,,, i may sound like a hypocrite but slow down on the coffee ㅠㅠ or don't forget to drink water too

nightly escapades with bokuroo would be similar to those coming-of-age movies 😩 they'd fr be wildcards 🥺 sIGH AND LATE NIGHT SNACK RUN W/ THEM SOUNDS SO FUN!! 🥺 (if only it was safe to do snack runs here smh)

ty again for another v cute headcanon!! :D this is a friendly reminder to drink water and eat ur dinner

[darewriter]

you fools

it’s 20biteen, pride never ends for us mWAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[maraskolnikova]

Mwahahahahhahah!

Shoe’s on the other foot now isn’t it Timmy? 

[intelligent-alexa-blog]

Text || Sebbbbbb

AA: Why did you wake me up last time? You nooob.

[slaying-dragons-in-my-mind--blog]

Setting Off.

So before she left her little rest stop she garnered herself a map of Norad. She was a tad ashamed she had not thought of bringing one from Trampoli, but the ones stocked in the Rune Archives tended on the older side and might've been out of date. But this brand spanking new one she had bought at the Terryton General Store was very much in date and accurate. And kind of intimidating. For Norad, Selphy realized, was not a small kingdom. In fact, it was pretty damn huge. Terryton barely registered as a speck on the map! Her eyes traveled to the almost-speck called "Trampoli." It was approximately thirty miles away from here. So I'm making good speed with my walking, she supposed as her eyes naturally drifted toward the southern coastline...And ah, there. A large spot over which floated fancy letters: Alvarna.

Not like that's my destination! She pouted a bit as she rolled up her map. Damn Max. He was always there, haunting her whether she was aware of it or not.

Shaking her head of these unnecessary thoughts, she proceeded onward and eastward. Apparently there was a "mystical forest" of some kind that she could reach within the next day or two. Rumors abounded that it housed no creatures or evil of any kind; just peace, tranquility, and a monk who lived in total isolation in a small cabin among its trees. Selphy decided she would consult with him, perhaps garner some wisdom about her journey through life. If that failed, well...at least she could say she had tried.

She walked in the direction of what she assumed was the right direction. Her navigational skills had always been shoddy at best, so she relied primarily on her instincts for walking the proper way. The road seemed harmless enough. There were even bushes of wild, ripe blackberries lining its sides, tempting her to stall her journey to pick them. She did for a few minutes, pausing to pluck a few berries and pop them into her mouth. The juice stained her lips red, but the delicious taste lingered on her tongue. Mmm...So this was what adventure tasted like.

Little did Selphy know that the blackberries were just the icing. Real adventure tasted far more fun...and venomous.

[lizzlybonk]

Hey Sentinel

That ain't me.

It must be an actual ghost.