#MUY SEXY

[nientedal]

me: reads a lovely fanfic me: leaves a comment me: notices a different comment on said fanfic that seems like it's being unnecessarily snide about the thing i am sick and fucking tired of seeing people be unnecessarily snide about me: me: me: i must not bite someone in the comments of a fanfic that is not mine, i must not bite someone in the comments of a fanfic that is not mine, i must NOT bite someone in the comments of a fanfic th

[astrologista]

(nsfw thoughts)

dominant men are only sexy when they’re smart and competent there i said it.

[martitheevans]

Dan saying he finds Irish accents hot, lad come to county [REDACTED] the townies sound... not hot and the culchies just don't

[tempor4nea]

se vuelve a la venta de contenido x fansly jsjajajs, igual nunca nada suuuper sucio, así que solo pa que vayan sabiendo 🧚🏻‍♀️

[somedaytakethetime]

Tak for alt altid, kære Daisy 🥺😔

[eclipse2sblog-blog]

[lattekiss]

Cuando tu hombre te supera en tatuajes >>>❤️ me rindo!!

[kevotsuka]

Es demasiado temprano para volver a traer el culo de bez al tablero? Porque apreciaría la serotonina nuevamente

[pucksandpower]

I’m a Feminist

Franco Colapinto x team principal!Reader

Summary: everyone knows that Franco has a thing for older women, okay … so when his team principal turns out to be a (stupidly attractive) older woman, he can’t be held responsible for his actions

Franco sprawls in the chair, arms crossed over his chest like he’s holding court instead of facing an emergency meeting. His grin is wide, cocky even, and wholly unapologetic. Across the desk, you pinch the bridge of your nose, willing patience to come like some kind of divine miracle.

“Explain,” you say, voice flat, your tone giving nothing away. You refuse to let him see how utterly exhausted you already are by this conversation.

“I sneezed,” Franco says with a shrug, “and liked all your pictures. Really, it was — how do you say — an accident.”

You stare. No, you glare. "And commented damn mommy on all of them?”

Franco falters — barely. There’s a half-second where his grin wavers, his bravado cracks, but then it’s gone, replaced by another shrug. “I-I have the flu?”

Your exhale is sharp, just shy of a growl. “Franco.”

“What?” He leans forward now, feigning innocence. “Is it so bad? You look muy guapa in your photos. Should I not celebrate my team principal’s beauty? This feels sexist, no?”

“Sexist?” Your eyebrows climb so high they might leave your face.

“I’m a feminist,” he announces, as if that explains everything.

“Do feminists call their bosses ‘mommy’ in the comments?”

“Only the hot ones,” he shoots back without missing a beat, then quickly adds, “Joking! I’m joking.”

You slam your palms down on the desk, the sound sharp enough to make him flinch, but the smile doesn’t leave his face. If anything, it widens. “Do you even understand how unprofessional this is? I have sponsors asking me if I’ve been hacked! The CEO of Dorilton Capital called me himself this morning!”

Franco’s face lights up like you’ve just paid him a compliment. “Darren! He likes me. He said I was charming.”

“He said you were a walking HR violation!”

His grin falters again, but there’s something annoyingly endearing about how quickly it returns. “Well, at least he talked about me.”

You sink back into your chair and drag a hand through your hair. God, you’re tired. “Do you even know how this looks? You went through every single photo I’ve ever posted. Franco, that’s-”

“Dedicated?”

“Obsessive,” you snap. “Creepy. Insane.”

“Romantic,” he offers, leaning back again like he’s just solved a puzzle.

“You are twenty-one years old!”

“And you’re …” He trails off, letting the sentence dangle in the air like bait.

You narrow your eyes. “Don’t finish that sentence.”

He smirks. “I was going to say timeless.”

“Franco, enough.” Your voice is sharp enough to cut through his bravado, and for the first time, he looks a little serious. “Do you have any idea what kind of position you’ve put me in? If this gets out-”

“It won’t.”

“It already has! You didn’t think people would notice when every post I’ve made since 2016 suddenly has your username in the likes and comments?”

Franco shrugs. “I’m a fan.”

“A fan?” You throw your hands up. “What are you even a fan of? My press conferences? My sponsor meetings? My ability to yell at you when you ruin your tires on lap seventeen?”

His grin returns, this time with a little more sheepishness. “How sexy you look doing that last one, mostly.”

Your head falls into your hands, and for a moment, there’s silence. You think — foolishly — that maybe he’s finally run out of things to say.

But no.

“You never answered my DM,” he says, voice lighter, teasing.

Your head snaps up. “Excuse me?”

“Last week,” he says, tilting his head like it’s the most casual thing in the world. “I sent you a DM. Very respectful. Very sweet.”

“I don’t even check my DMs!”

“Well, now I’m offended.” He places a hand over his heart like he’s genuinely wounded.

“I’m going to lose my job,” you mutter, mostly to yourself.

“Don’t be dramatic,” Franco says, waving you off. “You’re too good to lose your job. Everyone knows that.”

You stare at him, incredulous. “You’re the one who’s dramatic! I can’t believe I’m sitting here having this conversation right now.”

“I can’t believe you’re not flattered,” he counters, leaning forward again. “I thought women liked grand gestures.”

“Grand gestures?” You bark out a laugh, humorless and sharp. “Franco, this isn’t a romantic comedy. You don’t win me over by cyberstalking me!”

“Cyberstalking?” His mouth falls open, mock-offended. “That’s harsh, no? I think of it more like … research.”

“Research?”

“Sí. I’m just a very dedicated employee.”

“Dedicated?” Your laugh this time is louder, more incredulous. “I swear to God-”

“Would it help if I apologized?” He interrupts, holding his hands up like he’s surrendering.

“Yes,” you say immediately.

He doesn’t. Instead, he tilts his head, watching you in that unnervingly focused way he sometimes has, the one that makes you feel like he’s cataloging every detail of your expression. “You wouldn’t believe me, though. Even if I apologized, you’d think I was lying.”

“Because you would be lying.”

“Touché.” He grins again, but this time it’s softer, less of a weapon and more of a shield. “Okay, so maybe I’m not sorry. But I didn’t mean to cause problems for you.”

“Could’ve fooled me,” you mutter.

“I mean it,” he says, and for the first time, there’s something like sincerity in his voice. “I thought it was funny. I didn’t think-”

“That’s the problem, Franco. You didn’t think.”

There’s a beat of silence. For a second, you think you’ve finally gotten through to him. His expression shifts, the grin fading into something that almost looks like remorse.

Then he says, “But if I had thought about it, you’d still be mad, so really, why bother?”

“Franco!”

He laughs, bright and unrepentant. “Okay, okay. I’ll stop. I promise. No more liking your pictures, no more comments, no more DMs. Contenta?”

You eye him warily. “You swear?”

“On my life.”

“Franco.”

“On my seat,” he amends, holding a hand to his chest.

You sigh, long and heavy, but you nod. “Fine. Just — keep your head down for a while, okay? Don’t give anyone else a reason to call me about this.”

He stands, smoothing his shirt with exaggerated care. “Anything for you … mommy.”

“And don’t call me ‘mommy,’” you snap as he heads for the door.

He pauses, hand on the handle, and glances back over his shoulder, smirk firmly in place. “Not even in private?”

“Franco!”

He’s laughing as he leaves, the sound echoing in the hallway long after the door closes behind him. You sink back into your chair, exhausted, and wonder — not for the first time —if this job is going to kill you.

And if it does, you think grimly, it’ll probably be Franco Colapinto’s fault.

[mlentertainment]

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[leclercloml]

Shameless | PG8

Pairing: Pedri Gonzalez x reader

Summary: where Pedri's girlfriend have 0 filter on and love saying freaky things on social media.

Genre: SMAU

Warnings: suggestive

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[evahousewife]

Hola Eva! He hablado con tu marido y me declaro un total seguidor tuyo… envidio y admiro al mismo tiempo vuestra forma de crear morbo, me resulta muy sexy. Ojalá puedas leer este mensaje, me haría mucha ilusión. Me tomo el descaro de decirte que me encanta tu culito, no me canso de mirarlo. Un saludo desde España!

Hola muchas gracias!

Me da gusto me sigas desde españa!

[bellewintersroe]

I just read the fernando headcannons and OMGGGG. The nsfw ones babe 😭😭 can you maybe write a NSFW nando fanfic??? Well maybe he's all riled up or something. Honestly Idc just a NSFW nando fanfic after reading the headcannons..😫

so glad you enjoyed, I loveeee writing for Nando, especially when it’s spice 😏 not sure if this is what you have in mind but I hope it does justice to the headcanons…

Fernando Alonso x Reader - Smut! Fernando gets wound up after a race gone wrong. Lucky for him you’re waiting for him nearby in the hotel room where he takes his frustration out in a more… intimate manner. tw- smutty smut legit just porn- the story goes straight to the point so yeah 18+ - talks of penetration, dirty talk, spanking, oral- everything. So sorry this is only short 🫶🏼.

“Fuck, Nando!” She sobbed, cheek pressed to the mattress, Nando’s hand pressed on her head, pinning her down as his fingers gritted together, tightening in her hair. She was on the verge of tears, sobbing and writhing in pleasure as her fiancé worked hard on top of her, back arched with her ass in the air for him. Fernando fucked into her mercilessly, he’d found a rather healthier way to let out his frustration, in a way both of them enjoyed. It worked a treat, as soon as she saw him all red faced and tense she knew exactly what to give him. Now, he’d taken charge, knelt on the bed, hips thrusting into hers like a piston as his teeth gritted, eyes scrunched shut. Nando was trembling, Y/n could feel that, his pants had soon turned into grunts and growls with each push of his rock hard cock into her tight whole.

“Muy bien. todo mimo.” (So fucking good, all mine). He struggled between squeezing his eyes shut from the blinding pleasure and watching her, the way her ass bounced on his cock, the beautiful expressions she’d make. Nando let out a louder groan, throwing his head back as he threw his whole body into each thrust, the bed beginning to squeak and thud against the wall with every movement.

It was so hot- too hot, she could feel each time the tip of his cock would hit deep inside her, one hand moved to rub at her clit and she cursed with such intensity feeling Nando work harder inside her tightening pussy. “Harder, Nando- m’ gonna fucking cum.” She wept with a moan that could wake up the whole hotel. Nando’s growled again, yanking her hips harsher into him, spurred on with the desperate moans and pleads which escaped her mouth. She’d never had anything or anybody so good, Nando was so riled up and so focused on the blinding pleasure he lost all control. She found it so fucking sexy, and when the intensity peaked in her stomach, she came undone with a yell only muffled by the bedsheets. Fernando panted, quickly, pulling her hair back so he could hear vividly every single noise she made.

Her legs trembled with each wave of her orgasm, she was moaning incoherently, head pulled back by the man behind her who hissed at the gush of her pussy against his cock. “Tan bueno. Buena niña.” (So good. Good girl). Nando praised in his native tongue, feeling his desperation only build further at the feeling of her pussy tightening around his thick cock. He could feel each throb of her pussy, each tremor, each time she whined. He was so deep inside her, sighing in ecstasy at the sound of her wetness around him. Nando let go of her hair, soothing over her scalp as she collapsed to the bed with a huff. “You made me cum so fucking hard for you, Nando.” She muttered, voice again muffled by the bedsheets as she shook her ass. Nando wasn’t done yet, he flipped her over, already feeling the calmness spread through him to see her giggle. His face was flushed and he was sweating, hair slightly sticking to his damp forehead. “Are you ok?” The Spaniard checked. “Yeah.” She’d smile in reassurance, fingers coming to dance down his spine, over his tattoo. He wasted no time kissing her again, guiding his cock inside her once again. “M’ so wet for you, god.” She cooed, irresistibly sexy as Nando’s eyes were locked on her face. He thrusted slower, hands gentle this time, as were his kisses. “Are you gonna cum for me now, Nando?” She hushed as he shuddered, pulling her legs further apart gently.

“Yes.” He hushed with a shaky sigh. “Fuck me like you did before, I fucking loved it.”

“Chica sucia.” (Dirty girl). Nando muttered. “Please, I love it.” She pressed a kiss to his jawline and it was enough for Nando to begin thrusting into her harder than he previously was. The slide of his huge cock inside her wasn’t fathomable, Nando was not surprisingly fucking amazing at this, and when his hand slapped her cheek before pinning against her neck again, they both let out a deep groan, knowing he was nearing his high. “Harder, Nando, fuck! Cum inside me. Fuck, make me all yours, Nando!” As the intensity picked up, so did the noise levels. Nando could no longer choke back the moans as he did before, he was straight up moaning and wasn’t ashamed about it. He fucked Y/n deeper, harder, faster into the mattress fists clenched as his whole body began to shake again, tense and almost bursting for release. “Please.” He hushed to nobody in particular, growling as he gripped at the bed sheets harder. “Yes, yes, yes, cum for me!” Oh fuck. Nando couldn’t control it any longer, he lost all control and felt himself beginning to cum deep inside her. His orgasm was so good he collapsed on top of her, letting out a groan with each rope of cum he shot deep inside her. “Oh my god, oh- fuck, Nando.” She hushed, fingers grazing down his neck as he shuddered again, rocking his hips ever so gently to milk the last of her pleasure. Only when he came back to earth did he notice the slight redness forming around her neck, Nando sighed, lips immediately pressing to the area. “I’m sorry, was that too much?” “No, not at all. I loved it… are you ok now?” She smiled, kissing his temple lovingly. “So much better.”

[walker-skull]

Testigo en el gimnasio

La sombra apareció en el rabillo del ojo mientras estaba cambiandome. Verás, probablemente no debería haberla seguido, ya que probablemente era solo mi sexy compañero de gimnasio en los lockers, pero fui tras el de todos modos. Mi curiosidad no pudo.

—¿Hola? —dije en el pasillo, otro posible error de película de terror. Si esa cosa no quería que la vieran, ahora sabía que la había visto de reojo. Tomé una mancuerna antes de escabullirme en el pasillo para continuar con mi investigación. La puerta del baño estaba entreabierta y parte del vapor de la ducha de mi compañero de gimaniso se disipaba en el piso de madera. Con la mancuerna en la mano, empujé la puerta lentamente. Lo primero que escuché fue un gruñido y empujé la puerta hasta el final para asegurarme de que no se estuviera muriendo.

No se estaba muriendo. No lo creo. Lo que parecía una criatura peluda de seis brazos tenía la cabeza metida dentro de su espalda, la toalla alrededor de su cintura apenas se mantenía envuelta. Cuanto más empujaba, más se hundía. Parecía que se estaba fusionando con él. Podía ver hacia dónde tiraba la criatura para entrar porque las manos huesudas aparecieron debajo, presionando hacia afuera. La cola, que se movía por el baño, tirando botellas de colonia y productos viejos para el cabello, fue lo último en entrar. Se dobló debajo de sus piernas y se fusionó con su torso, sus abdominales se hincharon y luego se convirtieron en el cuerpo ligeramente firme que tenía antes. Ahora, no pude evitar mirar, trofeo todavía en mano, mientras tropezaba por el baño, tratando de evitar caerse. Las piernas que esta criatura tenía antes no se parecían en nada a las piernas humanas con las que estaba tratando de equilibrarse ahora.

Entonces me vio. Mi primer instinto fue correr, pero me quedé allí quieta, viéndolo levantarse finalmente y mirarme con miedo.

—Oh, lo siento, solo necesitaba un lugar donde quedarme... —dijo con voz temblorosa.

—No voy a hacerte daño. —Dejé el trofeo en el pequeño armario que había junto a la puerta, lo que pareció calmarlo un poco.

—Sé que esto puede parecer extraño, pero tu compañero de cuarto no está herido. Yo solo soy un pasajero. —Movió las manos por su cuerpo. Pude ver un pequeño bulto donde la punta de su cola creó un bulto y deslizó la mano sobre él, alisándolo nuevamente.

—¿Puedo tocarte? —pregunté, acercándome un paso más. Él inclinó la cabeza.

—Sí —estaba confundido. Extendí la mano hacia adelante y las yemas de mis dedos tocaron su pecho, lo que hizo que se le pusiera la piel de gallina mientras la deslizaba lentamente por su cuerpo. Sus abdominales se contrajeron y tracé las hendiduras hacia su toalla.

—Él nunca me dejaría hacer esto —dije en voz baja, mientras una erección crecía en mis pantalones. Lo que me sorprendió fue el hecho de que sus manos me rodearon, acercándome más a él. Rápidamente me quité la camisa, dejándola caer al suelo y sonreí mientras lo besaba. Sus abdominales se tensaron contra mí y terminé de empujar su toalla fuera de él. Estaba erecto y su pene presionaba contra el mío.

—Esto se siente bien —susurró en mi oído mientras yo me agachaba y comenzaba a acariciar su miembro. Gruñó en mi oído, el sonido de algo inhumano saliendo de él, y con una especie de adrenalina lujuriosa me dio la vuelta y se embistió dentro de mí.

—¡Mierda! —grité de placer. Su manera de tocarme me excitó aún más.

—Te voy a follar muy fuerte —dijo, empujando sus caderas dentro de mí. Me acercó más, levantando mi cuerpo para poder besarme el cuello. Gruñí con cada embestida, agarrando mi polla y masturbándola, sintiendo el placer hormiguear por todo mi cuerpo. Me corrí antes que él, gritando mientras chorros de pegajosidad blanca salían disparados de mí y caían sobre las baldosas. Mi compañero de habitación, por otro lado, embistió tan fuerte que tuve que agarrarme de algo cuando sus embestidas finales casi me hicieron caer en la ducha, gritando mientras me llenaba con sus propios jugos. En el espejo, podía ver su piel mientras la criatura se movía, el placer hacía que casi se viera obligado a salir de su anfitrión.

—Ya lo has hecho antes. —Me giré para mirarlo; su cuerpo brillaba.

—Está todo aquí. —Se dio un golpecito en la frente y luego tocó mi pecho, sintiendo los latidos de mi corazón.

—Era un matón. No tengo ningún problema con que te quedes dentro de él todo el tiempo que necesites. —Me acerqué para tocarle el pecho y luego me moví hacia el lugar donde sobresalía la punta de su cola. La sentí contra mi palma y sonreí.

“Lo sé. Como dije antes, todo está aquí”, me dijo.

—Bueno, gracias por no intentar atacarme —me reí entre dientes.

—No, gracias. —Me besó de nuevo y no pude evitar sonreír, sintiendo que su polla de repente se ponía dura, lista para otra ronda

[mrs-saturday]

→ Are you ready for a whole month of fast-paced degeneracy? Well come on in, so long as you're of age !! This event is strictly 18+, so MDNI please !!

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WEEK 1 — Oct 1st - Oct 7th

Oct. 1st - "Mon Cher, I Can't Take It Anymore"

— Edging with Charles Leclerc

Oct. 2nd - "Bad Bunny"

— Marking with Alex Albon

Oct. 3rd - "Crikey!"

— Gags with George Russell

Oct. 4th - "A Gift for You"

— Shibari with Lance Stroll

Oct. 5th - "You Are my Oxygen"

— Facesitting with Yuki Tsunoda

Oct. 6th - "Pretty Princess"

— Roleplay with Carlos Sainz

Oct. 7st - "This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us"

— Angry!Threesome with Esteban Ocon and Pierre Gasly

WEEK 2 — Oct 8th - Oct 14th

Oct. 8th - "I Can Fuck You Better"

— Revenge Sex with Logan Sargeant

Oct. 9th - "Religion"

— Body Worship with Oscar Piastri

Oct. 10th - "Make You A Mama"

— Breeding with Sergio Perez

Oct. 11th - "Didn't See You Coming"

— Blindfolds with Kevin Magnussen

Oct. 12th - "9021-Hoe"

— Phone Sex with Daniel Ricciardo

Oct. 13th - "The Winner Takes It All"

— Free Use with Max Verstappen

Oct. 14th - "Estás muy sexy con ese vestido"

— Dirty Talk with Fernando Alonso

WEEK 3 — Oct 15th - Oct 21st

Oct. 15th - "Scandal"

— Age Gap with Lewis Hamilton

Oct. 16th - "I Love You, I'm Sorry"

— Make Up Sex with Zhou Guanyu

Oct. 17th - "Put It Into Speed-Drive"

— Car Sex with Valterri Bottas

Oct. 18th - "I Can't Sit Still"

— Pegging with Lando Norris

Oct. 19th - "Pick Me Up, I'm Losing My Mind"

— Size Kink with Nico Hulkenberg

Oct. 20th - "Don't Just Stand There"

— Voyeurism with Galex and Loscar

Oct. 21st - "Best Bully"

— Nerdy but Hung with The 2019 Rookies

WEEK 4 — Oct 22th - Oct 28th - Legacy Wee

Oct. 22nd - "Glory Days"

— Club Sex with Jenson Button

Oct. 24th - "Britney"

— Hair Pulling with Nico Rosberg

Oct. 28th - "Just Like Old Times"

— Safewords with Mark Webber