#MUY SEXY
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me: reads a lovely fanfic me: leaves a comment me: notices a different comment on said fanfic that seems like it's being unnecessarily snide about the thing i am sick and fucking tired of seeing people be unnecessarily snide about me: me: me: i must not bite someone in the comments of a fanfic that is not mine, i must not bite someone in the comments of a fanfic that is not mine, i must NOT bite someone in the comments of a fanfic th
#megamind rules exists and you can't stop it or me#hey [REDACTED] you want me to bite that guy for you /joke#SIGH#it's entirely possible they didn't mean it like it sounded -_-#i'm just extra twitchy about this crap right now -_-#GOOD FANFIC#NICE FANFIC#MUY SEXY#<- all u needed to say actually -_-
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dominant men are only sexy when they’re smart and competent there i said it.
#like?? there is nothing sexier to ME than a man who knows what the fuck hes talking about#I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING#I CAN SEE THROUGH THAT EVERY TIME#honestly dudes who are 'doms' without intelligence are just brutes#theyre just gaining enjoyment from physical violence and degradation#but actual BIG BRAIN guys?#guys who KNOW what theyre doing and what theyre talking about?#who have emotional intelligence?#muy sexy#its so funny to me the huge influx of 'doms' who are all just abusers#esp in fanfic? like how is this sexy???#abuse is not sexy#but having a partner who genuinely surprises you and knows what you like and quote unquote takes control but in a GOOD way#i think the best part of actual submission (not that i have much experience with it)#would be having someone who actually knows what you will like. who is like confident that they know what you will like#that is very sexy to me!!!
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Dan saying he finds Irish accents hot, lad come to county [REDACTED] the townies sound... not hot and the culchies just don't
#the yapper yaps#there is nothing sexy about 'Muy frend thinks yore fit want to shift 'im?'#dan howell#daniel howell#amazing phil#phil lester#dnp#dnpg#danandphil#danandphilgames
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se vuelve a la venta de contenido x fansly jsjajajs, igual nunca nada suuuper sucio, así que solo pa que vayan sabiendo 🧚🏻♀️
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Tak for alt altid, kære Daisy 🥺😔
#YES THE QUEEN STEPPING DOWN IS A SAD EVENT FOR ME LEAVE ME ALONE#I **LOVE** DAISY#HI SIMON! I SEE YOU HAVEN'T CUT YOUR HAIR YET TOO??#enjoy them speaking danske though muy sexy 😌😌😌#Simon Kjær#Kasper Schmeichel#danish captain america#king thicccness#PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE MY “DANISH” OKAY??? I'M *TRYING*
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Cuando tu hombre te supera en tatuajes >>>❤️ me rindo!!
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Es demasiado temprano para volver a traer el culo de bez al tablero? Porque apreciaría la serotonina nuevamente
#Ni siquiera es por perder#es porque mis hijos fueron lesionados vic por poco obtuvo una conmoción cerebral y cuti fue expulsado#y anularon el gol de sonny! Fue un gol muy sexy y no debería de haberse anulado por eso#quizás fotos de perros ayuden más que el hombre blanco de culo respingado
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new sbassbear album this day is perfect
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weewwwewww
#mui mui jacket and miyake skirt came in today#it looks amazing#i look like a woman who has seen death in a hot and sexy book smart way
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Shameless | PG8
Pairing: Pedri Gonzalez x reader
Summary: where Pedri's girlfriend have 0 filter on and love saying freaky things on social media.
Genre: SMAU
Warnings: suggestive
Author's note; this is something...
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Pedri
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pedri Noche muy feliz porque siempre es especial marcar, y más si son los primeros goles con @/sefutbol. Gracias Palma por tanto cariño. ❤️ Con más ganas que nunca de que la #Euro2024 empiece!! #VamosEspaña
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yourinstagram such a kissable lips.
⤷pedri come kiss it then
⤷youruinstagram such a suckable dick 🤭
⤷pedri come ;)
⤷pablogavi DUDE WTF
⤷yourinstagram go away hater.
⤷username tears bro 😭
⤷username they've definitely makeout infront of him.
⤷pablogavi much worse
⤷username DUDEEE 😭😭
adidasfootball pedri potter 🪄
ferrantorres vamos hermano!
⤷username supportive besties 🥹
fcbarcelona ⚽⚽
⤷username buy wirtz!
⤷username who'll pay the money you?
yourinstagram waiting for you with open arms and open legs. 🛐🛐
⤷pedri I'm right beside you cariño
⤷yourinstagram let tie my hair real quick.
⤷username i understand her, if my man was pedri gonzález I would also be expressive like this.
⤷username fr like we can't even blame her.
yourinstagram "hey, can I take your ability to walk rq?" - the guy on 2nd slide.
⤷username what was your answer?
⤷yourinstagram can't even sit properly ffs.
⤷pedri 😘
⤷username damn ok girlie.
⤷ferrantorres gross. 🤮🤮
⤷alejandrobalde agree. 🤮
⤷username lmao 😭
pablogavi disgusting mfs 🙏🏻
⤷pedri jealous?
⤷pablogavi kill yourself lil bro
⤷yourinstagram hater.
⤷pablogavi biggest.
yourinstagram hey sexy.
⤷pedri hey cariño 💋
⤷username I don't if I want to be her or be with her.
username pedri really bagged a 10/10.
⤷pedri I'm surprised as you're brother.
username dude she's so pretty 😔
⤷yourinstagram all you bby<33
⤷username omg ilysm!!!
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username they're my favourite couple.
pedri added to story 5m ago.
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yourinstagram babbyyyy<3 now come and fuck me.
⤷pedri I'm literally down stairs cariño
⤷yourinstagram come upstairs then.
pablogavi simp.
alejandrobalde we get it bro
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram summer te quiero mucho. 🍀
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pedri mi niña hermosa ❤️❤️ (my beautiful girl)
⤷yourinstagram mi hermoso chico ❤️ (my beautiful boy)
⤷username I don't who I'm more jealous of.
ferrantorres the 2nd slide was not necessary thank you.
⤷pedri you should be glad I didn't let her post the pic she wanted.
⤷ferrantorres thank you saviour.
pedri you're so hot, have sex with me?
⤷yourinstagram you're on ban.
⤷username tears bro 😭
⤷username so they're crazy CRAZY
mikkykiemeny Mi precioso <33
⤷yourinstagram mi mikkyyy<33
⤷username my favourite wags
username @/pedri how did you bag her Lil bro?
⤷pedri idk mate.
⤷yourinstagram he have a big heart and a big dick.
⤷username oh ok pop off queen 😭
username she's soooooo pretty
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yourinstagram he can ruin my ability to walk.
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pedri proudly.
⤷username okay king.
⤷username atleast he's winning off pitch
pedri mi bebe
⤷yourinstagram 🫶🏻
username girly calma 😭
username the caption??
pablogavi you all make me wanna kms.
⤷pedri shush.
username my favourite wag ever.
ferrantorres gross mfs.
⤷yourinstagram die.
username I love them sm
username REALEST WAG ever.
#pedri#pedri gonzalez#pedri x reader#pedri x you#pedri fanfic#pedri smau#pedri smut#fc barcelona#barcelona#football#pedri blurb#pedri imagine#football x reader#football fanfic#football smau#football x you
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Voy con dos amigos y mi novio caminando, a media cuadra hay una licorería y en frente pasa una muchacha súper atractiva.
Mi amigo: “que es eso, mmmh” dice de manera sugerente viendo a la muchacha.
Mi novio: “una licorería, ¿quieren comprar alcohol?”
#de verdad que no tengo miedo que me engañe#lo adoro#la seguridad es muy sexi#la seguridad que me da#y que el sea seguro#claro#amor
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Dan ganas de darle con mi patín de 30kg en la cara
#tanta palabrería y tantas tonterías#dar dinero y comida a esta gente gilipollas#@ gobierno#han llegado gente antes de Latinoamérica y Francia que del propio ejército#cuando os murais (policías y gobierno) lo celebraremos#esta negligencia es delito#Begoño a la hoguera#si se descuidan la jugada no les saldrá bien#par de imbeciles !!!#hay cosas q la vdd me ponen de muy mala hostia#policías para que?#activa a los 120000 militares#o sea ????? wtf#los militares más o menos los respeto#hay muchos vídeos de cadaveres o gente muerta en los vídeos de gente atrapada ….muy fuerte 🥲#cuando ves vídeos de gente de fuera pegando verdaderas palizas a los policías: DALE HERMANO MÁS FUERTE ALSJQKDKAJA#es lo más sexy en la red 😍#tampoco os llenéis la boca los españoles de hablar de la época colonial y lo buena que fue#la vdd que no tenéis ni pajotera idea#sois imbeciles algunos - sin duda#mis abuelos y bisabuelos os escupirían#no jodais#ahora os quejáis de que los marroquís os invaden#el karma es real eh
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→ Are you ready for a whole month of fast-paced degeneracy? Well come on in, so long as you're of age !! This event is strictly 18+, so MDNI please !!
→ I've written plenty of steamy encounters for you to choose from, each driver with at least one fic and have included scheduled day for your ease of reading, so you can find the fics with your faves in!
WEEK 1 — Oct 1st - Oct 7th
Oct. 1st - "Mon Cher, I Can't Take It Anymore"
— Edging with Charles Leclerc
Oct. 2nd - "Bad Bunny"
— Marking with Alex Albon
Oct. 3rd - "Crikey!"
— Gags with George Russell
Oct. 4th - "A Gift for You"
— Shibari with Lance Stroll
Oct. 5th - "You Are my Oxygen"
— Facesitting with Yuki Tsunoda
Oct. 6th - "Pretty Princess"
— Roleplay with Carlos Sainz
Oct. 7st - "This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us"
— Angry!Threesome with Esteban Ocon and Pierre Gasly
WEEK 2 — Oct 8th - Oct 14th
Oct. 8th - "I Can Fuck You Better"
— Revenge Sex with Logan Sargeant
Oct. 9th - "Religion"
— Body Worship with Oscar Piastri
Oct. 10th - "Make You A Mama"
— Breeding with Sergio Perez
Oct. 11th - "Didn't See You Coming"
— Blindfolds with Kevin Magnussen
Oct. 12th - "9021-Hoe"
— Phone Sex with Daniel Ricciardo
Oct. 13th - "The Winner Takes It All"
— Free Use with Max Verstappen
Oct. 14th - "Estás muy sexy con ese vestido"
— Dirty Talk with Fernando Alonso
WEEK 3 — Oct 15th - Oct 21st
Oct. 15th - "Scandal"
— Age Gap with Lewis Hamilton
Oct. 16th - "I Love You, I'm Sorry"
— Make Up Sex with Zhou Guanyu
Oct. 17th - "Put It Into Speed-Drive"
— Car Sex with Valterri Bottas
Oct. 18th - "I Can't Sit Still"
— Pegging with Lando Norris
Oct. 19th - "Pick Me Up, I'm Losing My Mind"
— Size Kink with Nico Hulkenberg
Oct. 20th - "Don't Just Stand There"
— Voyeurism with Galex and Loscar
Oct. 21st - "Best Bully"
— Nerdy but Hung with The 2019 Rookies
WEEK 4 — Oct 22th - Oct 28th - Legacy Wee
Oct. 22nd - "Glory Days"
— Club Sex with Jenson Button
Oct. 24th - "Britney"
— Hair Pulling with Nico Rosberg
Oct. 28th - "Just Like Old Times"
— Safewords with Mark Webber
#f1#formula 1#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#formula one#f1 imagine#kinktober 24#MV1#MV33#SP11#CL16#CS55#FA14#LS18#AA23#LS2#VB77#ZG24#GR63#LH44#LN4#OP81#PG10#EO31#YS22#DR3#NH27#KM20#max verstappen x reader#sergio perez x reader
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I just read the fernando headcannons and OMGGGG. The nsfw ones babe 😭😭 can you maybe write a NSFW nando fanfic??? Well maybe he's all riled up or something. Honestly Idc just a NSFW nando fanfic after reading the headcannons..😫
so glad you enjoyed, I loveeee writing for Nando, especially when it’s spice 😏 not sure if this is what you have in mind but I hope it does justice to the headcanons…
Fernando Alonso x Reader - Smut! Fernando gets wound up after a race gone wrong. Lucky for him you’re waiting for him nearby in the hotel room where he takes his frustration out in a more… intimate manner. tw- smutty smut legit just porn- the story goes straight to the point so yeah 18+ - talks of penetration, dirty talk, spanking, oral- everything. So sorry this is only short 🫶🏼.
“Fuck, Nando!” She sobbed, cheek pressed to the mattress, Nando’s hand pressed on her head, pinning her down as his fingers gritted together, tightening in her hair. She was on the verge of tears, sobbing and writhing in pleasure as her fiancé worked hard on top of her, back arched with her ass in the air for him. Fernando fucked into her mercilessly, he’d found a rather healthier way to let out his frustration, in a way both of them enjoyed. It worked a treat, as soon as she saw him all red faced and tense she knew exactly what to give him. Now, he’d taken charge, knelt on the bed, hips thrusting into hers like a piston as his teeth gritted, eyes scrunched shut. Nando was trembling, Y/n could feel that, his pants had soon turned into grunts and growls with each push of his rock hard cock into her tight whole.
“Muy bien. todo mimo.” (So fucking good, all mine). He struggled between squeezing his eyes shut from the blinding pleasure and watching her, the way her ass bounced on his cock, the beautiful expressions she’d make. Nando let out a louder groan, throwing his head back as he threw his whole body into each thrust, the bed beginning to squeak and thud against the wall with every movement.
It was so hot- too hot, she could feel each time the tip of his cock would hit deep inside her, one hand moved to rub at her clit and she cursed with such intensity feeling Nando work harder inside her tightening pussy. “Harder, Nando- m’ gonna fucking cum.” She wept with a moan that could wake up the whole hotel. Nando’s growled again, yanking her hips harsher into him, spurred on with the desperate moans and pleads which escaped her mouth. She’d never had anything or anybody so good, Nando was so riled up and so focused on the blinding pleasure he lost all control. She found it so fucking sexy, and when the intensity peaked in her stomach, she came undone with a yell only muffled by the bedsheets. Fernando panted, quickly, pulling her hair back so he could hear vividly every single noise she made.
Her legs trembled with each wave of her orgasm, she was moaning incoherently, head pulled back by the man behind her who hissed at the gush of her pussy against his cock. “Tan bueno. Buena niña.” (So good. Good girl). Nando praised in his native tongue, feeling his desperation only build further at the feeling of her pussy tightening around his thick cock. He could feel each throb of her pussy, each tremor, each time she whined. He was so deep inside her, sighing in ecstasy at the sound of her wetness around him. Nando let go of her hair, soothing over her scalp as she collapsed to the bed with a huff. “You made me cum so fucking hard for you, Nando.” She muttered, voice again muffled by the bedsheets as she shook her ass. Nando wasn’t done yet, he flipped her over, already feeling the calmness spread through him to see her giggle. His face was flushed and he was sweating, hair slightly sticking to his damp forehead. “Are you ok?” The Spaniard checked. “Yeah.” She’d smile in reassurance, fingers coming to dance down his spine, over his tattoo. He wasted no time kissing her again, guiding his cock inside her once again. “M’ so wet for you, god.” She cooed, irresistibly sexy as Nando’s eyes were locked on her face. He thrusted slower, hands gentle this time, as were his kisses. “Are you gonna cum for me now, Nando?” She hushed as he shuddered, pulling her legs further apart gently.
“Yes.” He hushed with a shaky sigh. “Fuck me like you did before, I fucking loved it.”
“Chica sucia.” (Dirty girl). Nando muttered. “Please, I love it.” She pressed a kiss to his jawline and it was enough for Nando to begin thrusting into her harder than he previously was. The slide of his huge cock inside her wasn’t fathomable, Nando was not surprisingly fucking amazing at this, and when his hand slapped her cheek before pinning against her neck again, they both let out a deep groan, knowing he was nearing his high. “Harder, Nando, fuck! Cum inside me. Fuck, make me all yours, Nando!” As the intensity picked up, so did the noise levels. Nando could no longer choke back the moans as he did before, he was straight up moaning and wasn’t ashamed about it. He fucked Y/n deeper, harder, faster into the mattress fists clenched as his whole body began to shake again, tense and almost bursting for release. “Please.” He hushed to nobody in particular, growling as he gripped at the bed sheets harder. “Yes, yes, yes, cum for me!” Oh fuck. Nando couldn’t control it any longer, he lost all control and felt himself beginning to cum deep inside her. His orgasm was so good he collapsed on top of her, letting out a groan with each rope of cum he shot deep inside her. “Oh my god, oh- fuck, Nando.” She hushed, fingers grazing down his neck as he shuddered again, rocking his hips ever so gently to milk the last of her pleasure. Only when he came back to earth did he notice the slight redness forming around her neck, Nando sighed, lips immediately pressing to the area. “I’m sorry, was that too much?” “No, not at all. I loved it… are you ok now?” She smiled, kissing his temple lovingly. “So much better.”
#fernando alonso x y/n#fernando alonso smut#fernando alonso#fernando alonso x reader#fernando alonso x reader smut#F1 x reader#F1 x reader smut#f1 smut
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