#MSNDMSD

[cognitosclowns]

I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good

YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING

nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS

he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??

Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.

He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.

It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS

He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.

The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.

AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.

He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.

He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same. 

Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation. 

if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.

AND,, WELL,

It's definitely an impulse decision.

(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)

He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.

Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously. 

Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...

Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.

He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.

Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.

actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,

he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.

Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.

Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33

He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?

It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.

It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3

He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.

<333333

He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.

Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.

maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.

OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!

so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*

[umutbittigezegeniyakin]

selammm

ya her gece selamlaşıyorsun benimle ama sonra gidiyorsun he merhaba msndmsd

[sandificatedman]

*sip tea* Silly HC that Despair has a small colony of deceased tortured artist types living in her realm, She's the Muse and they constantly bring her new poems and paintings made in her honor and she's just like 'thats very nice put it in the pile'

OHHHH YES <3333

no because I love this so much. Death and Despair's work must coincide so often, so it'd be so easy to just. Snatch one up for her own devices!

(plus there's a precedent, since people who die while Dreaming are afforded the option of staying there so. It wouldn't be that far out there for Despair to welcome a few dead mortals into her realm)

BUT LIKE THERE'S SO MANY CUTE IDEAS WITH THIS.

Disease Mode Activated wmsdsmndm

The idea first came about after the death of Aeschylus. All that talent for inflicting misery, completely wasted by dying! There wasn't really any forethought, she just,, swooped him off into her realm before Death could SMNASMDA

Henceforth her and Death have just kinda had an unspoken agreement that,, every once and a while, Despair is gonna pluck some soul out of Death's hands and into her realm?

Because sure, Death could confront her about going behind her back, but she absolutely isn't.

Her little sister has taken up a new hobby, for the first time in who knows how long. Maybe even since her first death. That alone is worth turning a blind eye - besides, it wouldn't be the first time one of her Siblings had exempted souls from her duties.

I love the idea of it,, having a vibe similar to a patronage? Like when Rich People back-in-the-day would hire artists to live in their homes and do artist-y things? <3333

They're permitted to stay in her realm and not go to the Sunless Lands, etc. and in return they continue their craft!!

This is a win-win situation for everyone involved, so she's yet to have someone say no. she’s exceedingly proud of this, even if she doesn’t really show it smdnsmd

She, of course, gets the first viewing of the poems and novels written, before they get brought to her brother's Library for archiving. (... yes, sometimes she adds her own little flair to them. Hush, it's not like he'll realize!)

The most miserable Artist Brainstorming Sessions in existence (affectionate)

LIKE THEY ALL JUST,, lament and weep and lay on the furniture and occasionally scrawl out a desolate poem <3 it's perfect, she couldn't be happier.

OH <333 occasionally, some of them will join her as she watches humans!! What better inspiration than real life? Some of the painters set up around her, and just,, scribble out the scenes reflected in the mirrors! It’s kinda,, nice,, having other people around her for once. her work is very solitary!!

Last thing,

I have no doubt Desire will tease her for it. Not in a mean way, just in a 'this is the silliest thing I have ever seen, and I can't believe of the two of us you were the one who did  this' sibling-y, affectionate way!!

They are actually very happy that Despair has taken up,,,, well, whatever this can be called. A hobby? A distraction? A fanclub? In any case, she has a herd of poets at her beck and call who all adore her. There's much worse trouble for her to get into than this MSNDAMSNDM

UM. I didn’t expect to write so much but this idea is so cute. I'm going to be rotating it around in my head for the next 2-6 business days.

[boslugundibindee]

Umutsuzluğa kapıldığına ne yapıyorsun ?

Valla oturup ağlıyorum elimden başka bişey gelmiyor sonra birkaç gün yada hafta işte konuya göre değişiyor msndmsd ruhsuz gibi geziyorum

[cognitosclowns]

At episode 10, 16:35, we learn Robotus is boner-height

IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS YOU ARE GIVING MEEEEEE

NSFT BELOW, FERAL WEEPING. MINORS DNI

LISTEN <3 he has only theoretical examples of how fellatio should be performed. There,,,, is still a bit of a learning curve, even for ‘perfect lifeforms’ smnds

Does he go into it with way too much confidence the first time? Absolutely! This smug little bastard can already feel the wax melting on his wings

There’s definitely a Moment before he starts where you can see the gears turning in his head. 

He’ll accidentally scrape his teeth going too quickly and,, make a Very Cross Face when you try to offer tips (he’ll still listen, just,, with a little bit of quiet huffing + eye rolls smndms)

Its,, overall kind of a pleasant sensation?? he didn’t expect to enjoy it so much, but feeling the weight on his tongue is definitely giving him quite a few Feelings (tm)

On your end of things it,, sure does... feel like a mouth? Maybe a touch drier, but only because he doesn’t really produce ‘saliva’, so much as a lubricant to keep the joints at his jaw moving cleanly?? His tongue almost feels more textured so,, it’s a trade off?

There’s a very specific heat that humans give off that he loves. It’s,, much more dynamic?? 

His temperature rarely changes unless smths wrong, whereas human bodies are constantly fighting tooth and nail to maintain homeostasis,, so theres a lot more Variation? 

AKA the heat coming off of your body is Doing Something For Him <3

lots of very,, surprised hums? Barely noticeable if you aren’t listening for it. The whole Not Blinking thing might be unnerving <3 but he’s just committing you to memory!! He,, loves the little expressions and noises you make <333

He doesn’t have a gag reflex, but the sensation of your tip brushing the back of his throat,,,, definitely takes him by surprise!

He starts out vv methodical and,,,, slowly falls apart as it goes?? 

His usual Composed Self Restrain fucks off right around the point you start mewling.

If you heard him moan <3 no you didn’t.

In the same vein,,, he Absolutely Didn’t Grab Your Hips To,, Urge You To Thrust Into His Mouth. It Was Definitely Just To Get A Better Grip. Absolutely.

Y’know when you leave your computer on during a heatwave and it starts Whirring like it’s about to explode??? Yeah he’s producing that noise. It’s about as close as his body can get to,, gasping or blushing??

Somewhere distantly in the back of his head,, he has a feeling that swallowing your cum probably isn’t gonna be good for his circuits but tbh,, with the noises you’re making he Could Not Care Less smdnsmd.

 He’s gulping that shit down like it’s the first thing he’s drank in years msnds

(according to Shion Takeuchi’s AMA, he can ‘only taste in two dimensions’ aka he can only tell if a substance is Corrosive or Non Corrosive,,,,,, so he can’t really get the Full Picture Of How Your Cum Tastes. Still, he most definitely enjoys the feeling of swallowing it down <3 completely new sensory stimulation than anything he’s experienced up to that point!!!)

you’re absolutely gonna catch him,, gently suckling and lapping at your tip, trying to coax out the last drops.

Maybe some kisses near the base while he strokes your thigh, if he’s feeling a little less High And Mighty <3 hopeless romantic bastard,,,

HES STILL GONNA ACT SMUG AS FUCK AFTER THOUGH SMDNS THERE’S NO AVOIDING THAT.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  DONT LOOK AT ME RN,,,,,

merci this was very fun msnamdnsmdsad

[cognitosclowns]

gangs favorite place to kiss that's not on the lips!

BUTTER MY BOOOOONES THIS IS ADORABLE <333

SFW BELOW <33 JUST SOME CUTENESS

BRETT

HIS FOREHEAD <33

Surprising him outta nowhere by just,, gently cupping his cheeks and placing this slow, long kiss to his forehead?? He might get choked up oh wow <33

he makes this sweet little,, half-pout?? He's just genuinely so in love with you he wants to cry <33 he feels so cherished and warm.

even <33 like,, speckling his forehead with kisses after he's had a rough day?? <333 oh my goodness.

REAGAN

there's something so personal about kissing her hands <33 she's pretty protective of them bc,, yknow,, she's working with them all the time - they're essential to her work. It takes a lot of vulnerabilty for her to feel safe enough to let you touch them <333

She doesn't quite flinch - its more of a pause? Like she's confused as to why you would do that??

She blinks a few times and softens out <33 while you kiss her knuckles. She definitely gives this,, faux-annoyed eye roll and bits her lip to stop herself from grinning <333

JR

Specifically his wrists.

Like hands sure fine but wrists?? Feeling you gently raise his hand to your face, cradling it between yours and giving some slow kisses to his WRIST??? he has never been more in love.

Coming up to his desk and snatching his hand, plucking the pen outta his grasp and this long kiss on his wrist?? <3 any of his worries are gone. He can't remember what he was worrying about in the first place

ANDRE

Right in the middle of his chest + collarbones!!!

if he's super stressed?? Just bring him in a big tight hug <33 with some sweet kisses on his collar <33 oh he'll just give this massive sigh of relief. It feels like you're single handedly kissing the weight off his chest.

He'll just <3 lazily drape his arms around you and inhale the smell of your hair <33 probably some tired mumbling/monotone quiet screaming before breaking into these,, happy, tired giggles <33

'thank you <3' while he nuzzles his nose against your forehead <33 waiting for you to tilt your head up to he can give you a proper kiss

GIGI

her stomach!!!! oh my gosh her face lights up so much when you lay on her stomach and give her kisses <333

'oh stop that <3' but no please keep going she adores it <333

SHES GONNA GIGGLE SO MUCH AND COVER HER FACE <333 she gets so flustered and happy. You just look so cute down there!! Oh my heavens you look like such an angel!! How is she expected not to smile when you're being so cute?

'having fun?' while she cheekily plays with your hair n cups your face <33 moments like this make everything feel worth it

MYC

WELL MY GUY DOESN'T HAVE LIPS SO-

outside of his Glowing Orb (tm) KISSES ON THE LITTLE FLOWERY-STEM-BIT THAT HOLDS IT UP??? OH WOW

It absolutely knocks him off his rhythm <333

'wuh- what uh.. what're youuuuu..?'

'oh hush' while you gently kiss the petals?? <333 maybe cradling the orb a touch, cuddling up beside him??

'.... yeah <3' he doesn't really have,, expressions?? but like <333 his tentacles all slowly slink around you until he has you nice and close. His orb keeps,, pulsing with this soft light <3 HE IS SO CLEARLY ENJOYING HIMSELF OH GOODNESS

GLENN

HIS JAW <3333 you'll get this amazing, surprised laugh

'aw sugar <3 what on earth are you doing down there?' he gets stupidly flustered - especially if you give some kisses along his maw?? Like all the way up into One Big Kiss?? AAA HE WOULDN'T ADMIT IT BUT IT MAKES HIM SO STUPIDLY SOFT

He just,, looks down at you with so much love?? <3333 this flustered faux-eyeroll and sigh while he nuzzles into your kisses <333

AB

EEE BACK OF HIS NECK <333 his neck in general, actually. It's super sensitive bc there's a lotta important hardware there!!

Sneaking up behind him, wrap your arms around him while you smooch the back of his neck?? His shoulders jump tf up all surprised and immediately sink back down w/ a huff when he realizes it's you <3

'ghk-!.. well, hello to you too <3' YOU MAY EVEN GET A LITTLE LAUGH <333 while he cranes his neck back to catch a glance of you.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS WAS SUPER CUTE WTF <333

[cognitosclowns]

IM POSTING THIS ONE SEPARATELY BC,,,,,,,,,,,, SMTH ABOUT IT GAVE ME FEELINGS

[cognitosclowns]

So, Brett's a frat guy right, and while he's a Sweetheart, he's also used to just getting, even if sometimes he wants to give to his partner. I have a hc with Brett eating out his partner for the first time and them enabling the HELL out of his praise kink.

EEEEE THIS IS GIVING ME THOUGHTS

NSFT BELOW, MINORS DNI

THIS IS DELIGHTFUL,,

CAUSE not only does he get to hear your noises but <333 he can feel all the changes?? like he can feel your thighs getting shaky?? He’s getting both Implicit and Explicit praise!!! oh my fuck he’s never been happier!!

At first you think,, he might be overwhelmed bc his eyes go a bit hazy?? And he takes this big, deep breath against your thigh??

He’s constantly glancing up at you as he kisses his way up <333 mostly to make sure he’s doing everything right smdnsd

HE REALLY TRIES TO TAKE HIS TIME BUT,, you make this,, sweet little noise of relief when his tongue makes contact and every brain-cell leaves his body <3

he also grabs your thighs and yanks to close!!! His hands kinda,, massage your stomach n thighs?? Mostly for soothing you when you start to get shaky!! also bc he gets super worked up and,, wants to drag you CLOSE 

EEE <333 everythings soaking wet bc he’s,, Full-on drooling with excitement. its a complete mess down there nabsnabsa very hard to tell the difference btwn his lips and tongue!!

IN ALL HONESTY HE’S PROBABLY MAKING MORE NOISE THAN YOU-

HE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE HE’S DOING IT?? it starts out as these little whimpers and by the end he’s full-throat moaning <33  LOTS OF NICE VIBRATIONS SO THATS FUN

THE THING THATS GONNA GET HIM TO START,, BUCKING HIS HIPS AGAINST THE BED?? Playing with his hair <33

Doesn’t even need to be harsh pulling - just running your hands through it, petting it, gently digging your fingers in when he does smth you like?? A little murmur about how he’s being Such A Good Boy, Taking Care Of You Like This?? EEEE <333 he makes this massive, whimpery sob before starting to grind against the bed!!

he’s gonna do his absolute MOST TO TRY NOT TO CUM BUT SMDNSMD LISTEN DON’T COUNT ON IT <33

HE DOESN’T MEAN TO <333 HE JUST GETS SO WORKED UP WITH THE TASTES AND SOUNDS AND SENSATIONS AND,,, before he knows it he’s making a complete mess of himself <333

(THIS DOESN’T MEAN HIS MOUTH IS STOPPING THOUGH-)

seriously you could shoot him and his jaw wouldn’t stop working until you said you were all done <333 he might get messy and gasping but by golly he’s gonna keep taking care of you through his orgasm <333

OHE AND LIKE AFTERWARDS???? <333

just,, just gentle licks and kisses?? Super long licks to gather up all your cum!! vv wet and slow around the entire area

<333 yea his face is gonna be messy after but he doesn’t really care smdnsd it feels really nice <33

ONCE HE CLEANS YOU (and him) OFF W/ SOME TISSUES, ITS CUDDLE TIME SMDNSD AND ALSO PROBABLY A WARM CLOTH FOR HIS JAW :( he may have gone a bit overboard, youch

LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND!!! MERCI TELLEMENT THIS ASK WAS SO FUN

[cognitosclowns]

I STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT HOW TO DRAW HIM BUT IM GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSERRRRRRR

[cognitosclowns]

Yo hold on I'd like to see some nsfw Brett x male reader headcanons 👀👀

*waddles over like an old british lighthouse keeper* good morning all, here’s the daily shipment of cock SMDNSD

(ALSO @thekraziesreside BC I OWE YOU BRETT SMUT FOR THE MISCOMMUNICATION BEFORE SNDBNSD /j)

MINORS DNI

EHEHEHE these are mostly gonna be just a bunch of Misc Stuff!!

So he’s submissive right?

Not even just in a Kink way - if the option is presented to him to not be the one making choices he will TAKE IT

theres something so comforting about not having to be the guy in charge smdnsmd he cracks so easily under pressure.

exceptionally touch starved - doesn’t have a lot of people who are affectionate with him, and even then he barely even gets platonic touches. A few well-placed kisses and he’s absolute putty in your hands.

He wants you as close as possible. Full skin-to-skin contact, curled up close until your hearts are beating in time.

He doesn’t swear often but you’d better believe he’s cursing out God like she owes him money when if suck him off. Nothing too explicit but lots of like,, ‘god jesus fuck’ and the like!!

words

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BUT WHAT IF HE WASNT

If you’re a little less on the experienced side? Expect to be absolutely lavished.

Just,, the slowest, most detailed experience? He takes literally every delicacy to drag things out because

He’s touch starved as hell

He loves you very much <3 and he wants to prolong it as much as possible <3

probably cupping your face!! He wants to make sure he can see you <3 watching your eyes go unfocused and happy while you two have sex is his greatest joy smndd.

His hands?? soothing down your side?? like just these long calming strokes in time with each thrust? a bunch of soft kisses on your cheek and jaw?? Telling you how good you’re doing?? Hearing his voice get all needy and uncertain?

I am gay

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praise kink 

If you sneak a little ‘you did a really good job on xyz’ into convo with him? He’s ruined. The mental picture of you praising him is gonna be playing in his head until he gets home <3

BONUS : his legs turn into absolute jelly when he’s worked up, so expect to see them shake and his knees absolutely cave when you stroke <3

He will do practically anything for praise!! Do with that what you will 

Constantly asking asking if he’s doing well, if he’s sucking properly, too much teeth, etc. Silence makes him nervous sdmsd

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Cock I mean Cock I mean Cock I mean-

His mouth just goes when he’s being railed tbh. The filter his brain puts up to be sure that he’s Nice and Polite and Making Everyone Happy fizzles out. The only word he knows is Please

Probably gonna ramble about how much he loves you <3 because you’re taking the time to make him feel good and that just <3 <3 <3 his heart is imploding ALONG WITH his dick smdnsd.

He likes positions where he can hide his face!! he gets shy about making noise bc,, he worries he’s being greedy if he enjoys it too much :/

Even with all the prep, he prefers taking over giving? Topping feels like a lot of pressure aljdks

also he secretly wants to be the one getting taken care of for once, but he’d never admit that lmao 

lmk if you had smth in mind!! <3 I LOVE THIS MALEWIFE SM!! I really wanted to cover all bases lmao

[cognitosclowns]

hello again 🧍, id like to request a sub Jr, I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM I SWEAR 😭, more of public teasing :)

PLEASE THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIT <3333 I LOVE MESSING WITH THIS LITTLE BASTARD MAN <333. (I mostly envisioned these taking place at some Big Expensive Gala bc,,,, <333333 )

NSFT!! you know the drill no minors allowed

He is BARELY taller than Reagan. If he didn't have a forehead visible from space than he'd be shorter than most of the cast >:)))))

LISTEN,,,,,,,,, IM NOT SAYING,, that you should yank this man into a hug,,,, that just so happens to press his face into your chest but. it'd be SUCH a powermove

and his dick is gonna be hard for the rest of the night so like WIN WIN

If you're wearing a dress he's gonna be CRIMSON. You can feel his eyelashes fluttering against your bare skin. You're 97% sure his eyes roll back into his head a bit.

If you're wearing a suit, make sure you hold him long enough to feel your heartbeat <333 oh boy or favorite bastard is gonna be stammering his ass off <3

PLUS IF YOU WEAR PERFUME/LOTION/POWDERS THEN. he'll get such a lung-full of that when he gasps! in surprise. <3333

he makes this fantastic shocked little 'guh' when you squeeze him. That nervous laugh of his as he pulls back and shakily smooths his hair like UGH <333

TIP? after you pull away just,, loop your hand in the crook of his arm. The more you touch him, the more

GOD AND LIKE. THAT GIVES SO MUCH ROOM FOR FUN STUFF.

Being so close allows for,, so many little interactions ougogugghe <3

Leaning over to whisper in his ear? Like it doesn't even need to be smth horny. Just make a little comment on the decor, the lights - just feeling the puff of your breath on his ear + the rasp of your whisper is gonna send him into an early grave msndsmnd.

OR LIKE. little casual touches. gently placing your hand on his opposite shoulder/chest to grab his attention. adjusting his glasses while he talks to some Important Person (tm), seeing his Adams Apple wobble as he gulps like. EE <33. options galore here.

OH AND DONT YOU FORGET-

Rob him

DO IT.

just fucking. pluck the pocket square right out of his jacket and put it in yours. firmly grab his wrist, yank it forwards a bit, twist it in the light and take that Rolex.

'Hmm? oh, you'll afford another one...' As you pocket his cufflinks

PLEASE he canonically loves Findom. Little shows of dominance like that, esp financial dominance, is gonna be the thing to seal the deal

like not only are you flirting with him but you're already making attempts to milk his pockets try

I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR. LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND, THANK YOU BUNCHES!!

[cognitosclowns]

What do you think the gang's subconscious' would look like? We got to see Reagan's, but I'm curious what you think their would be

OH FUCK THIS LITERALLY TOOK SO LONG TYSM FOR THIS

all sfw!! tw for religion and sacrilege, surgery mentions (glenn’s), drug use + intrusive thoughts (andre’s), existential concepts + death (myc’s), unreality, 

THESE ALL TOOK. SUCH A MASSIVE NOSEDIVE INTO VERY PRETENTIOUS ANGST. IM SO SORRY ANGST JUST FLOWS NATURALLY FOR THESE POOR BASTARDS.

'hypnagogic self-projection of your own mind - it's how you see your own thoughts" WHICH,, ALRIGHT GIVES A LOT TO WORK WITH. Based on Rand + Reagan's it gives the vibe of,, partially based on personality and self-identification, with a little bit of Familiarity in em?? 

SO OH BOISE THIS IS GONNA BE A DOOZY SMDNS. Lots of misc stuff, no real specific plotting? OKIE ENOUGH PRECURSORS LETS  GO

Brett

THEME PARK BABEY

every ride is a different memory!!

it all happens so fast he doesn’t even notice the transition’s happened? Like one second he’ll be on one of those Smaller Rollercoasters and when he blinks hes,, in his 11th grade band practice?

OH and it is,,,, MASSIVE. Like if he gets up high on the ferris wheel he can see it stretch on and on for miles.

It’s also so apparent that something is,, Wrong. Nothing too overt - its not like theres Evil Metaphor Monsters chasing him around but,, its got that Weird Liminal Feel?

There’s all these rides, but nobody but him. Its a ghost town. He didn’t think his mind would feel this lonely.

It doesn’t help that it’s always sunset - at first its super fun and calming but eventually it just feels... Bad. He starts jumping at his shadows pretty fast.

The steps to get up to some of the sadder rides feel like they go on forever - like his own subconscious is actively fighting back against letting him access memories that upset him.

Like if he just really, really, really believes that everything okay, it’ll tamp down that Overwhelming Sense Of Dread. ohyeah babey his Forced Positivity is DEEP IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS TOO SMDNSD

There’s a house of mirrors and he can’t see his own reflection. It constantly shifts into static. he doesn’t stay in there very long.

Gigi

THIS WAS SO FUN. We don’t get a lotta info on her so,,, ehehehe >:)))) time for Outis to go bananas

from what we see,,  her life is very structured, very organized - she’s got all her shit together!! 

She’s got everything she ‘should’ want, but,,, its not actually making her happy? 

She says herself that she feels completely ignored in the position she’s in right now, despite presumably working for years to get where shes at!!

SO

its a castle - a big, bright, luminescent castle, like the ones she dreamed of when she was a kid. Pristine marble and gold, these big fluffy curtains everywhere <3

its beautiful. she hates it.

she feels bad for hating it? She’s built it from the ground up, right? shouldn’t feel so disconnected from what supposed to be the ‘basis of her entire self’, but she does. 

It’s like stepping back from an artwork you’ve spent years on, only to realize you don’t like how it turned out.

TBH it takes her,, a little while to actually find her memories.

She doesn’t like to think of the past a lot - she’s learned its not good to dwell

tucked away in this,, little corner of a small hallway is this giant darkroom with this big pool of Misc Chemicals in the middle.

RED LIGHTS AND ALL, ITS.... VERY CREEPY. 

She used to spent a lot of time in them, developing photos she’d take,,,,,, in this dinky little darkroom her highschool had. kept using it even as she progressed into more professional journalism!!

she supposes its,, pretty apt? It has that same,, disquieting familiarity that thinking of the past does. ,, nostalgia, but icky.

YEP ALL HER MEMORIES ARE PHOTOS!! she’s gotta toss the photo into the chemical pool and have a hop inside. 

It smells like,, peroxide and cleaning chemicals and that alone brings back unpleasant memories but it passes fairly quickly!!

the more recently she’s thought of the memory, the clearer it is!! If she hasn’t thought of it in years, everythings,, super grainy black-and-white with lots of static around the edges of her vision. If its smth she things of regularly, its,, vivid and bright and,, a little overexposed.

Glenn

At first I was gonna be like ‘well its a warzone bc,, its HIM’ BUT ALSO THATS TOO SIMPLE,,, MM,,, NO.

It’s a war museum

it reminds him a lot of the ones in his hometown AND FUCK THERE WAS A LOT OF EM SMDNSMDN

there was this,, massive military base, barely a mile out of the town he grew up in - one of those places that are created from a necessity for houses for ppl working there, yk? 

The base came first, a long time ago, and houses were built for the families. As farmers began to set, up it became less of ‘vague habitation’ and more of a town!!

that also meant that,,, smdsnd it was drenched in military influence - extremely patriotic, everyone was military, or knew someone who was military, etc

SO YEAH, WAR MUSEUMS FEEL SUPER FAMILIAR. it has almost a religious sacredness for him.

It isn’t as solid as the others - like it isn’t a Specific Type Of Object associated to memories, they’re all different!!

Medals, paintings, dioramas - theres this,, sleek while hallway with framed surgical equipment, and all his memories of medical operations are there. A lot of stuff his from his point of view, others look like someone hid in a corner and sculpted him out. Touching them puts him into the memory!

He’s alright for,, maybe 1/4. Until he comes upon a memory that,, actually shows him. From an outside/third person perspective.

His face is covered in every single memory of his pre-surgery self. He wanders for nearly an hour, tracing back - his wedding, getting the letter saying he was drafted, nothing.

paintings have this thick, tar-like sludge smeared over sections that have his face. Sculptures are decapitated. 

more recent memories, after the surgery? sure! he can see himself perfectly. Everything before then?

:/

yep you’ve got it its because he literally hasn’t looked at a photo of himself since he got the surgery :) and he’s forgotten what he used to look like.

needless to say, he doesn’t linger very long.

Myc

OH THIS WAS HARD. The irony isn’t lost on me that,,, the one who’s a mind reader is also one who’s internal motives and thoughts and feelings we see the least of MSNDMSNDS.

LITERALLY I BLANKED SO HARD ON THIS. BUT I THINK I’VE GOT ONE THAT VIBES?

He’s what he’s always been babey! a stranger in the crowd!

‘crowd’ is generous smdnsmd

its a lot more of a,,, street. This long, infinite street lined with buildings in the middle of spring-summer - it has that nice fresh smell.

A vague combination of all the places he’s been. 

While people do shuffle about a bit, nobody really moves - they aren’t gonna start walking down the street or anything.

Memories are accessed by finding a key person who was in those memories - as usual, the transition to a memory is done through touch!

his mindscape isn’t,,, upsetting in the traditional way? Like there’s no scary room or weird atmosphere. If anything, it feels too nice. Anybody else would feel completely chill in his subconscious.

It feels wrong specifically for him.

It’s like,,,, when you look at a really old black-and-white photo and you’re like ‘damn, all those people are dead, that feels weird. that’s kinda fucked my guy’

except imagine you got to meet those people - that you saw them, a hundred, two hundred years ago.

Not only that, but you could see inside their heads.

Current thoughts and the way they think them, their favorite things - their family and friends. Every hope and dream they had, everything they wanted to accomplish. Their deepest fears. The things that make up a person. All in the time it would take to glance at them, or brush shoulders on the subway.

now come back. look at that photo.

of course, you weren’t friends - you hadn’t even talked to them, but you knew them. Everything about them. Maybe better than anybody who did actually talk to them, because you didn’t have the filter of language and unsaid words.

Do you have the right to mourn someone when you’ve never even heard their voice?

*jazz hands* so yeah Myc’s having a whole time in his subconscious.

 He really has never moved faster in his LLIIIIIFFFFEEEE. He just wants to get in and out as fast as possible.

As miserable as it is, It’s at least a refresher as to why he doesn’t get attached. Those are needed sometimes. He’s been getting a bit too chummy.

Andre

His drug use is implied to be how he copes with his OCD and Tourettes and possible religious trauma? Which gives so much to work with when crafting his subconscious smnsmd

Catholic Guilt x Eyestrain

Just,, this towering, omnipresent cathedral that's been vandalized to all hell? The pews all have these neon stickers and UV lights underneath em? Someone took a giant paintbrush and just dragged it behind them, making streaks of color on the walls? The candles on the walls are replaced with these super bright, colorful flood lights?

The holy water fond has jungle juice in it and that makes him laugh WAY longer than it should have lmao

It's kinda like when you're watching a 3D movie and you take the glasses off and there's that,, Fuzzy Aura that makes your eyes hurt?? Yeah that but its Neon Green-And-Pink and fucking EVERWHERE sdmnsmd

these long, stretching hallways that no matter what will always bring him back to the start. It's super dusty, but the apse is scarily clean.

OH and there's these,, angel statues everywhere around the room - Kinda like the ones you'd see in a cemetery? Their heads are wrapped all the way around with neon tape and glittery chains but he can still hear them whispering.

His memories are depicted in stain-glass windows - stepping through em feels like jumping in a cold lake.

JR Scheimpough

His office. 

I had a few ideas for him, but he's so thoroughly entrenched in Cognito day-in, day-out that I can't imagine it being anything else. 

even HE isn't surprised when he opens his eyes and he's just,, sitting in his office again. just feels like some kind of sick joke. Of course, the thing his mind would conjure is his office, as if his life isn’t already some surreal tragi-comedy smdnsmd.

LIKE,, TANGENT HERE BUT,,

 it isn't even a case like Reagan's, where he cares about Cognito and WANTS to improve it and WANTS to make it the best it can be LIKE NOPE NOPE /ABSOLUTELY/ NOT

Cognito Inc is a beast that's eaten him from the inside out and filled in the gaps and is now shambling around in the body of what used to be JR Scheimpough. It’s a parasite and he is a host unto it.

OH and his mini golf set is still there though so that's fun :)

When he opens the door, it's an endless void. There's a red rotary phone on his desk with a phone book beside it.

Memories are each associated to a phone number bc even his subconscious can't make shit easy for him smdnsmdns

YEP THIS POOR BITCH IS GONNA BE SITTING AT HIS DESK, FLIPPING THROUGH THOSE THIN, FIDDLY LITTLE PAGES FOR LIKE THREE HOURS TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT MEMORY SMSMNDSMD BECAUSE FUCK HIM I GUESS

when he dials the number, the scene outside changes!! He can step out of his office, into the memory, or he can just open the blinds up and observe from a distance.

He likes the distance. lots of memories have Rand - the less he has to interact with him, the better.

GOD THAT TOOK SO LONG IM GONNA EAT MY OWN SHOE <3333 MDNSMDS IT WAS SUPER FUN THO. lmk if you had smth else in mind!! I may come back and rework some elements one day but who knows smdnsd

[cognitosclowns]

What do you think Myc's human form would look like?

OH OH OH either Inconsistent or Unfathomable

There's no way smb who is

Able to project any image of himself into the minds of others

Like That (tm)

wouldn't use that to his FULL ABILITY TO MAKE STUFF MORE CONVENIENT

Shape shifting into a sorority girl to get free drinks at a party. Swapping into an employee of a store he’s at so he can steal goodies from the break room. Getting pulled over and transforming INTO the cop and then just. driving away. leaving them stunned.

yeah sure maybe he's a little reckless with it but,,, come on how many people are actually paying attention anyways? Who's gonna notice if he suddenly swaps while getting off the bus?

I ALSO REALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF HIM USING LIKE,, Amnesia Inducing Disguises

He has a face! he has eyes. and a nose. you're sure of it. probably.

Like if you look at him head-on you can't distinguish,, anything,, wrong per say, but if someone asked you 'what did that guy look like' you wouldn't have a single goddamn idea. His voice is the only thing that sticks out.

and even then you’ve gotta strain to get a solid memory of it.

It's just so much more convenient for him to,, not need to remember to mind-wipe ppl/be careful of his disguises? And his moral compass is doing kickflips so I feel like he'd have no problem just,, Vaguely Messing With People's Heads.

TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK <333 love this little bastard. so many options <3

[cognitosclowns]

Robotus mourning the inevitable loss of his human partner

Would it make his desire to destroy humans stronger?

How would he deal with his grief?

OH GOD <333 this is,,, yes yes yes,, i have waited so long to ramble about this. this is gonna be OBSCENELY LONG.

NSFW bc,,, blood and violence and obscene depictions of gore smndsd. TW for death, the dying process, old age and existential concepts!!

The way he deals with it is,,, definitely dependent on how it happens?

Was there someone responsible?

If he pauses to dwell on it, the guilt will swallow him whole, so he doesn’t.

It wasn't something inevitable - it wasn't old age, or illness, or being swallowed by a force of nature.

You didn’t have to die like that.

He meant to draw out the culprit's death - he really did. He had it all planned out in his head, step by step.

but once his has them in his hands? That he can actually feel their pulse, under his fingertips, in a pattern that is so nauseatingly familiar?

Their neck is mulched - his fingers pass through the skin and bones with so little effort that . The revenge is not satisfying - there's no screaming, no clean snap of vertebra. Too fast. Much better than they deserved.

He's infected by human error, and that feels apparent now more than ever - it's their fault, isn't it? Isn't that the entire problem? Hasn't that always been the problem? A human created him, a human didn't consider the consequences of bringing him to life, a human programmed him with the flaws that stopped him from keeping you safe, that made his revenge imprecise. 

The next step is obvious, and expected, and it happens with the clinical press of a button. Any hands-on work is dispassionate at best - he’s completely checked out.

The aftermath is this horrible, monotonous quiet. The kind that just,, seeps into you and fills you out. Every internal process his body is too loud - too present in his mind. Too aware of how empty everything is now.

The lack of distraction gets to him the most - he has no greater goal, or vague Thing he can direct his grief at.

Just the quiet, and all the time in the world.

Was it inevitable? Old age?

He has time to prepare himself for it - you force him to prepare for it. You refuse to let it take him by surprise, because you know damn well he'll do everything to distract himself. You talk him through every step of what he's going to see. You remind him so constantly that you love him.

It still hits like a truck, actually seeing it. 

You're somewhere comfortable - your home together, or a nice little area in the Cognito basement so that everything feels familiar.

Shockingly, keeps it together through the whole process - he hesitates to touch you at first, in some subconscious worry that the contact will make you go before its time. Of course, you aren't having any of that - you give him That Look and tell him to Get His Ass Over Here, and he does so without question.

Benefits of being an AI, he knows the exact moment your vital signs begin to wain.

He doesn't stop speaking, partially to fill the silence so he doesn't lose composure, but mostly so that you aren't scared. He keeps careful track of your heart rate - it doesn't jump once, he makes sure of it. He's promised to protect you, and even if he can’t stop what’s going to happen, he can at least make sure its peaceful

He keeps speaking even after you’re, as you go fully cold and your heat signature tanks into inky purple. A black hole.

He can't seem to move himself - if he moves, then that moment ends.

His goals feel distant. He has all the time in the world, doesn't he? He is still here. He's always going to be here. Humanity can wait it's goddamn turn.

People come by, sure, but he won't let go of the body. He won't budge, and neither will you - they try prying, melting, nothing seems to work.They assume he's dead - entirely unresponsive, but,,,, also, they don't want to risk damaging/moving your body in case,,,, he ISNT dead. because nobody wants to piss off the grieving, homicidal robot.

Maybe he will move, in a few centuries. After the world is entirely unfamiliar to him. When there's nothing left in it that will remind him of you, perhaps he'll find it in him to move past this moment.

For now, he'll protect what remains.

I wrote this at 3 am so MSNDSMD FORGIVE ME IF ITS A LITTLE INCOHERENT AND MESSY,, tysm for the lovely ask!!

[outismm]

:o thank you for taking a photo of us!!

[outismm]

Who knew the thing that would cure my diseases would be a 30 minute Sandman ASMR podcast