#MRW-034-B

[rry2k]

gordon i will give you. five dollars

F. Five dollars for what?? Goddamn…happy meal..???

Don't forget the happy meal toy broo-

Nyeh nyeah nyeh nyeh.

blehhh

[rry2k]

If i may ask, who did it affect? :<

[Gordon drums his fingers against the interface again.]

[tap TAP tap tap tap tap TAP TAP tap TAP tap tap tap

TAP tap TAP tap tap TAP tap tap TAP TAP TAP TAP tap TAP tap TAP tap TAP]

Tch uhh- Dude you uhh okay-? You're tappin' and uhh stuff-

Wh-

Uh. Um.

I'm fine, just on edge. You all should be glad everything isn't falling apart at the seams.

What? Afraid you're gonna cause The SimCity™️ Incident 2?

Careful who you're talking to, buddy. Unless you want to kiss your precious emails goodbye.

Nooo not the emaillssss-

[rry2k]

Where to go.. where to go...

Tch, big decisions for Benny.. Big decisions for Benny...

You mentioned an accident in uhh SimCity™ awhile back right?

Could we possibly go see the SimCity™ itself?

[ Benrey would slightly chuckle to himself. ]

SimCity™ ya say?

GREAT IDEA!

NO. WE ARE NOT-

Aaand we’re already there. Just don’t make me look like an idiot in front of the user…

[rry2k]

My dear girl,

I know you think what you're doing is the only way, but it doesn't have to be like this. Tell Gordon to send you home. We can talk about this.

I love you always.

Okay, that directory leads there, so where-

...What's this folder for?

...Oh.

Oh my god.

...

...Dad...

[rry2k]

UP AND AT EM, SOLDIERS! CARP AY DEE THEM!

Gordon, bed. Let me get my old man beauty sleep.

Come get the early bird special!

[ THE ASKBOX HAS BEEN OPENED ]

[rry2k]

MAKEOVER MAAAKEOVER MAKEOVER MAKEOVER (repeat these lyrics one million times)

YEAHH MAKEOVERR!

[ Benrey spun around in the dress he's wearing. ]

Tch- Should've let me wear the first outfit though, I say it was uh perfect-

You should be allowed to do whatever you want forever.

[rry2k]

Gordon! Giovanni! welcome back! we've missed yooou! how are things going on your end?

I don't know, I've been asleep. For everyone else? Darnold and Benrey aren't around for whatever reason. Probably got up and was nice enough to not disturb the rest of us.

Nyehhhh nyeh nyeh.

[rry2k]

what are y'alls favorite animals?

I-I like Goats a lot! T-they’re pretty funny s-sometimes. Did you know th-that goats use their s-sneeze as- as an alarm?

Uhh snails- They're uhh small lil guys and I like them.

Peacocks! They're kinda stupid looking, but I love the feathers...

I like dogs, lions 'r also cool though.

Oh! What- would you call... the musical part of a, snake? The scales! I'm, quite... partial to- them, personally.

Sea pigs. They’re silly.

Starfish.

[rry2k]

hot fresh barbie dolls straight out of the oven!!!!

ALL OF YOU ARE SAYING NONSENSE. THANK GOD I’M THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON HERE.

Come on gordos, don't you want some uhh uhm- fresh barbie dolls?

No???? That’s not food- we don’t even eat!!! We’re AI!!!

I mean- Nothin' stoppin' ya from trying-

I AM NOT GOING TO PUT A BARBIE DOLL IN MY MOU- ITS JUST POLYGONS IN THERE!!!!

Tch, lame...

[rry2k]

HEY DARNOLD *AIRHORN SFX*

JOSH!!!

JESUS CHRIST, GORDON.

I’M A SINGLE PARENT! THIS IS HARD!!!

[rry2k]

huh… well, what time does the pocket watch show? - shrimple anon

Hm. It doesn't... have any numbers- but the hands are... near the bottom. Around - 5 or 6, I'd guess. It makes a... nice ticking.

[Bubby stares at their pocketwatch, taking notice of the heart-shaped part on one of the hands.]

[Gordon taps the desk, the same pattern as before.

tap tap tap tap

tap

tap TAP tap tap

tap TAP tap tap

TAP TAP TAP.]

[rry2k]

How're the others holding up? figured i'd ask

It explains…a lot.

Mmm. I must wonder however, where are they now? The developers that did this - and how did Benrey get the program? How did he get an avatar in the first place?

One big answer is giving even more questions.

[rry2k]

darnold listen i understand wanting to be avoidant and stuff but this is just making you seem very suspicious. even benrey got a info sheet !! kinda seems like ur just not supposed to be here

Gordon, you're letting a lot of spam through. Don't worry, I've got this.

Thanks, Darnold…you’re a lifesaver…

[rry2k]

I'm sure he appreciates that, Benrey!

eh probably.

O-Oh. H. Hello. User.

yo.